You Might Be A Nev Addict If...

This list was mainly compiled by Archer and Wolfie, but with contributions from many others. Each of the items listed here has a score, from 1-5.  Check which of the items apply to you, and then view your score to give a total Nev-addiction factor out of 100.   View scores below.

Page last updated 17th April 2010

 

    Points
You might be a Nev addict if you have ever skipped classes to play Nev. 1
You might be a Nev addict if you knew about this website before you visited this page. 1
You might be a Nev addict if Neveron is set as your homepage. 1
You might be a Nev addict if you have quit Nev before, yet are reading this. 1
You might be a Nev addict if your friends are aware you play Nev. 1
You might be a Nev addict if you are registered to Sarna.net forums. 1
You might be a Nev addict if you have a preference for either HoC or Anti-HoC. 1
You might be a Nev addict if you have ever visited Neveron IRC channels. 1
     
You might be a Nev addict if you have ever known of, heard about, or talked to “Chet”. 2
You might be a Nev addict if you know why the previous statement is a bad or even sometimes scary thing to do. 2
You might be a Nev addict if you have lost sleep at night when your empire is at war. 2
You might be a Nev addict if you understand these jokes. 2
You might be a Nev addict if you have spent more than £100 ($200) on Nev. 2
You might be a Nev addict if you care more about the Neveron arenas than an actual sports event that you normally watch. 2
You might be a Nev addict if you have played Nev while at work. 2
You might be a Nev addict if you have talked about Nev on a mobile phone. 2
You might be a Nev addict if Nev players are among your friends on Facebook, Myspace, or other social networking site. 2
     
You might be a Nev addict if you can't go on holiday if you won't have internet access. 3
You might be a Nev addict if you have ever skipped hanging out with your real life friends to play Nev. 3
You might be a Nev addict if you spend more time talking to your faction mates than you do your real friends. 3
You might be a Nev addict if you have bragged about how you killed a Stone Rhino (or similar sentiment) to someone who has never played Nev before or has never heard of it. 3
You might be a Nev addict if you know the unit codes for every unit on Neveron. 3
You might be a Nev addict if you spend all of your spare time in a war drinking beer and cussing about HoC and Nev “features”. 3
You might be a Nev addict if you leave at least one Nev window open on your PC all day. 3
You might be a Nev addict if your two-year old daughter says "Daddy are you playing that stupid robot game again?". 3
You might be a Nev addict if people give you DP for your birthday. 3
     
You might be a Nev addict if you know what RNG, ABR, LOS and DoW mean, and you can roll all four out in a single sentence that makes sense. 4
You might be a Nev addict if you have skipped work to play Nev. 4
You might be a Nev addict if you have fallen asleep at your computer while in battle. 4
You might be a Nev addict if you have ever said “Sorry I can’t go on a date tonight because my Cease Fire ends” to a girl. 4
You might be a Nev addict if your girlfriend dumps you because you spend too much time on Nev. 4
You might be a Nev addict if you compare you empire to the country you live in. 4
You might be a Nev addict if you spend more money on Nev than you do on your car. 4
You might be a Nev addict if after being at work for 35 hours someone DoWs you and then spend 10 hours whipping their ass. 4
     
You might be a Nev addict if you believe there are no such things as bugs, only previously undiscovered features. 5
You might be a Nev addict if you have ever had to choose whether to donate to Nev or pay your heating bill. 5
You might be a Nev addict if you have ever turned down sex (of any kind) because of Nev-related activities. 5
You might be a Nev addict if you find it easier to give up cocaine than your Stone Rhino. 5
You might be a Nev addict if you spend more time playing Nev than you spend with your family. 5
You might be a Nev addict if you pay for an empire you already bought once. 5
You might be a Nev addict if you sold/gave away your empires and swore to everyone you were quitting. More then once. 5
 

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Frui 94 %
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vader 92 %
cougar 89 %
Tobias Moon 86 %
Bob 85 %
Kato 77 %
dez 75 %
QM 75 %
Snow Fox 73 %
nicklamer 69 %
JRR Tolkien 67 %
ReLoad 64 %
Tredesde 64 %
cbtgod 62 %
Murray 60 %
Accipiter 57 %
codeman 57 %
redneck 55 %
Metal Head 54 %
ShadowMasterCM 54 %
Archer 53 %
buc` 53 %
Dark 52 %
weird 51 %
Aetius 49 %
Toten 49 %
KD 47 %
mattbuck 46 %
NuMetalSucks 46 %
Uziel 45 %
Wolfie 43 %
Arkidda 41 %
shas 41 %
Temujin 41 %
Sente 39 %
Gunner 38 %
Netheril 38 %
WingedPuma 38 %
Proud 36 %
Eggy 34 %
kadaj 33 %
Havok 32 %
aussiegolfer 31 %
Troa 30 %
Mantis 29 %
Bandit 28 %
Elisius 27 %
Ben Holland 25 %
MisterHalt 24 %
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Malduc Icaza 19 %
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Delta Leader 18 %
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