Don't Play Neveron (a song)

Sing this to the tune of Don't Download This Song by Weird Al Yankovic. Unfortunately the lyrics are somewhat apt. At time of writing, the DDTS video was available on Youtube here and a version with the song only was available here.

 

Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge
To log in to your empire on Neveron
And go kill some inactives from alliances
Like Ryuken or Kizo or Gen or STB

But deep in your heart, you know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame will leave a permanent scar
'Cause you start out killing newbs
Then you're declaring faction war
And deleting crap when logged into enemy empires

So don't play Neveron
You'll scream in pain before too long
Go buy MW2 like you know that you should
Oh don't play Neveron.

Oh you don't want to mess
With the R-A-N-D-Y
He'll delete you if you just look at him wrong.
It doesn't matter if you're a HoCcer
Or some Hoppy-loving scum
Oh wait that's wrong, he loves Hoppy because he spends his trust fund.

So don't play Neveron
Don't go murdering Wobbies all day long.
Go buy MW2 like you know that you should
Oh don't play Neveron.

Don't send your money to
That conartist Randy
You know he'll only spend it on another gambling spree.
Not on the poor game servers
Unupgraded for years
So all I ask is everybody please

Don't play Neveron (don't do it, no no)
Ol' Hida Fushu knows it's wrong (you can just ask him!)
Go buy MW2 like you know that you should (you really should)
Oh don't play Neveron.

Don't play Neveron (Oh please don't you do it)
You'll wonder where your life went wrong (remember Klien?)
Go buy MW2 (right now) like you know that you should (Go out and buy it!)
Oh don't play Neveron.

Don't play Neveron (No no no no no no)
You'll max your credit 'fore long (maxed your credit)
Then you'll find that your house (your house) has been repossessed (It's HoC's fault!)
Oh don't play Neveron

 

 

 

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