Ticket

This page lists all the quotes which make up mattbot3's ~ticket function. Ticket first appeared in July 2007, documenting stupid, inane and downright annoying replies to Neveron help tickets. It was discontinued about six months later when the admins stopped replying to help tickets. Or in fact doing anything at all beyond collecting DP money.

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Last update: 27th January 2008, 56 quotes

 

~ticket 1 #40192 <Seth> There seems to be some random weirdness happening with cfs.

 

~ticket 2 #43894 <Seth> Get off noob island, or decom units.

 

~ticket 3 #41688 <Seth> I've heard that before.

 

~ticket 4 #42400 <Seth> Is this still the case?

 

~ticket 5 #42305 <Seth> No exploit there.

 

~ticket 6 #41914 <Seth> This appears to be impossible.

 

~ticket 7 #41552 <Seth> I see, well you have to have a little faith in us :)

 

~ticket 8 #40673 <Wayward_Son> I don't know

 

~ticket 9 #39426 <Seth> I see some Super Mario thing

 

~ticket 10 #37649 <Bill> I am sorry we do not have an answer for you now

 

~ticket 11 #37641 <Bill> what page was this on?

 

~ticket 12 #37632 <Seth> That's pretty lame, but it would need to more profane.

 

~ticket 13 #37597 <Seth> We'll be looking into it.

 

~ticket 14 #35886 <Seth> I'm getting that as well. Let me know if that''s the case in 24 hours.

 

~ticket 15 #34812 <Seth> I'm guessing that was a gliche.

 

~ticket 16 #34370 <Bill> we are still working out bugs

 

~ticket 17 #33588 <Wayward_Son> P.s.- For someone who doesn''t care and only logs in to check the public mail and then leasves you sure open a lot of help tickets -)

 

~ticket 18 #32286 <Bill> This has to do with all the mergers.

 

~ticket 19 #31809 <Seth> I just checked your empire and it looked fine.

 

~ticket 20 #30111 <Seth> I'm not seeing that.

 

~ticket 21 #29672 <Wayward_Son> These costs should have been put in in 2001. Sorry for the inconvenience.

 

~ticket 22 #29324 <Randy> Thats pretty cool. You''re one of maybe six CNV-2005s with all the SRM ammo in the RT. They must have been prototypes testing cross-torso ammo feeds, which never made it into the production model. Congrats!

 

~ticket 23 #29155 <Seth> Your suggestion has been moved to a list that will be viewed by Randy at a later time.

 

~ticket 24 #28936 <Randy> if they're undone, i cant very well check into it can i...

 

~ticket 25 #28904 <Randy> apparently so.

 

~ticket 26 #28766 <Randy> Correct. Its not broken.

 

~ticket 27 #28305 <Randy> Excellent bug, thanks for the info. The mech type has been corrected, which will fix future mechs. Existing ones probably do indeed have crit-proof lasers that cannot be fired.

 

~ticket 28 #26711 <Seth> That looks intentional to me.

 

~ticket 29 #23896 <Wayward_Son> Has this resolved?

 

~ticket 30 #21978 <Seth> That's all Randy will tell me.

 

~ticket 31 #21227 <Seth> I assume this is over by now. I don't think Randy would do that either.

 

~ticket 32 #20364 <Seth> Randy says it is intentional, so the units can be in the victory parade.

 

~ticket 33 #18748 <Randy> Wow! That is really cool.

 

~ticket 34 #17112 <Seth> You are insane.

 

~ticket 35 #15696 <Randy> You know I totally forgot about that. I'll finish that up for player vehicles right now. thanks!

 

~ticket 36 #15649 <mattbuck> OK... but are QKD-4Hs going to drop in the next real decade?
#15649 <Seth> That's classified.

 

~ticket 37 #15513 <Seth> None of this has been coded yet.

 

~ticket 38 #14232 <Seth> Yikes, well I'd tell your factionmates about that one.

 

~ticket 39 #12437 <Randy> I can't for the life of me find that problem.

 

~ticket 40 #11139 <Wayward_Son> I'm showing an entry that he attacked you in zone 11111, 11111 on 3238-09-09 15:00:00.000. A little odd but it explains the above problem. Not sure how or why that happened.

 

~ticket 41 #15849 <Wayward_Son> Thanks klien. Have a great fucking day!

 

~ticket 42 #36792 <Randy> How did you break it?

 

~ticket 43 #36618 <Wayward_Son> Nobody cares about your gas ass fucking vindicators.

 

~ticket 44 #24210 <Randy> I don't hate you. I just hate tickets like this.

 

~ticket 45 #15923 <Randy> Thats pretty cool. And its true. And its not worth fixing. Have a nice day.

 

~ticket 46 #9244 <Wayward_Son> Suck it!
#9244 This ticket was permanently closed by the Admin.

 

~ticket 47 #704 <Randy> FC has been deleted

 

~ticket 48 #42309 <mattbuck> Change since beginning of FWAR: 3,519.36pc. This is a lvl11... it hasnt changed THAT much.
#42309 <Seth> This ticket was closed by an Admin because your issue has already been addressed in the Updates section of the Admin page recently.
#42309 <mattbuck> Ticket reopened by player. That`s all very well for you to say seth, when it HASN`T. This empire is about to be attacked by a lvl11. It won`t even CF before this empire is reduced to lvl6. I THINK this qualifies for a fix maybe?
#42309 <mattbuck> Change since beginning of FWAR: 3,223.70. By my calculations, That divided by the start value is 0.91. I think this empire should have CFed by now, don`t you?
#42309 <mattbuck> Well done seth, your incompetence made Tigre quit. Thanks a fkn bundle.
#42309 .... two months later ....
#42309 <Seth> x

 

~ticket 49 #43718 <Seth> Sorry. I can't do anything for you.

 

~ticket 50 #43108 <Wayward_Son> That is a verrrrrrrrrrrry strange bug.

 

~ticket 51 #44625 <Seth> Is your sniper upgraded?

 

~ticket 52 #43705 <Wayward_Son> Because some things are harder than others.

 

~ticket 53 #37397 <aussiegolfer> Change since beginning of FWAR: 0.00
#37397 <Seth> Did this happen during the course of a FWAR?

 

~ticket 54 #45754 <Wayward_Son> Thanks for bringing this to my attention, however sarcastic you felt you needed to be.
#45754 This ticket was permanently closed by the Admin.

 

~ticket 55 #42245 <Seth> I''m not sure what else to tell you.

 

~ticket 56 #38407 <Seth> We will be getting to that soon.

 

 

 

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