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<Peel> im an idiot
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<Peel> Hey, did you just take that computer into the toilet?
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<Peel> i am not up
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<Peel> i feel dirty now
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<Peel> my fingers are too eager
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<Peel> I'm not stupid
<mattbuck> Yes you are
<Peel> That's beside the point!
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<Peel> My hand's getting tired
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<Peel> put me up matt and ill give you a blow job
<mattbuck> you'll have to do better than that
<Peel> ok, ill have a threesome with you and harry from mcfly
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* Peel sticks a carrot up mattbuck's ass
<Peel> i will make it up to you later matt ;-)
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<Peel> i would start by kissin you softly on your lips
<Peel> whilst undoin your shirt
<Peel> then i wud move down your neck and start kissing your chest
<Peel> all the while i woould be undoin your belt and your trousers
<Peel> i would then rekease your long hard throbbin cock from your underware
<Peel> and move my tongue down from your chest to your waist onto your penix
<Peel> *penis
<Peel> then i wud give u the best head of your life
<Peel> and i will let your imagination take you from there
<Peel> NOW can i have my ops back?
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<Peel> will i am wearin that thong to the ball
<Death_Tornado> lol
<Peel> and nothing else
<Peel> cept my dick
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<Peel> and you never stuck 2 fingers up my arse :-(
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<Damz> im 13 now :'(
<Tigre> ummm, happy birthday?
<Damz> on standings
<Tigre> lol
<Damz> im fucking 18!
* Damz slaps Tigre around a bit with a large trout
<Tigre> too bad, if you were 13, Peel might like you :)
<Damz> ewwwwww
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* Peel is now known as DrubkPeel
* DrubkPeel is now known as DrunkPeel
<weird> thats not how you spell dumb
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<mattbuck> hey Peel, type !banme
<mattbuck> !banme Peel
* mattbot2 throws a brick at Peel
* mattbuck slaps Peel around a bit with a large trout
<Peel> oi
<mattbuck> yes?
<Peel> !banme
* mattbot2 sets mode: +b Peel!*Peel@host81-137-205-66.in-addr.btopenworld.com
* Peel was kicked by mattbot2 (Hook, line and sinker)
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<Damz> Peel has joined the ranks of the famous such as R Kelly and Gary Glitter
<mattbuck> what, child molesters?
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<Peel> whats a windows directory?
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<mattbot2> | !pball 17 | <Peel> whats a windows directory?
<Peel> what is one?
<Peel> thats not funy
<Peel> cos i dont know what it is
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<Peel> for the record
<Peel> i aint a paedophile
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<Peel> im sweatin like a paedo in a nursery
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<Peel> <------retard
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<Peel> .acces paladin HARD
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<Peel> pimp, i am pregnant with your child
<Pimp> that will be a ugly fucking kid
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<PaLaDiN> your drunk all the time peel i've bet you went camping and found ur pants around your ankles and a used condom in your ass so you have to take it out on me
<Peel> paladin...
<Peel> wot wud YOU do if you went camping and found ur pants around your ankles and a used condom in your ass
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<Winnie> is peel by anyway a she-male?
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<Commando> hi im peel, i have pubic lice
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<Peel> hey
<Peel> my brother now officially has 2 dead legs and a dead arm
<mattbuck> it's ok peel
<mattbuck> we understand
<mattbuck> we're here for you
<Peel> ...
<Peel> wtf u on about
<mattbuck> I know it's bad when you find something like that, but we understand - truly we do
<Peel> i am confused
<Peel> !pball latest
<mattbot2> | !pball 26 | <Commando> hi im peel, i have pubic lice
<Peel> omg, he is gonna get Uber beats!!!!!!!!!!
<Peel> brb
* Peel is now known as Peel|beatingUpBrother
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<Peel> i hate women
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<Peel> i think im gonna have a heart attack
<Peel> i need beer
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\pball 30
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<Peel> chets house!
* Lord_Victor_Frost actually likes it
<Peel> that will cure all my woman problems
<ItCouldBeBunnies> Peel... it means you have to either sleep with chet,.. or rommell's Girlfriend
<Peel> bunnies, id rather chop of my manhood
* ItCouldBeBunnies thinks we need to get a pool together to get Peel to Chet's house. Perhaps Kate will donate lots!
* Cipher hands peel a very snall knife
* ItCouldBeBunnies suggests Toenail clippers may be enough
* Peel is now known as Peel|drinkin4anesthetic
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<Glausy> hey matt, why ain't I a op
<Glausy> an*
<Glausy> .users
<mattbuck> were you ever an op in here?
* mattbuck kicks Glausy in the sack (were you ever a goddamn op in here ffs?)
<Glausy> no Matt
* Glausy rubs his sack
<mattbuck> then simple reason why you're not an op
<Glausy> rofl
<Glausy> so all the ops were borned ops of nevmercs?
<mattbuck> no
<mattbuck> peel had to get very drunk
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<Damz> well wot has peel done thats stupid?
<Damz> except exist
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* Peel has joined #neveron_newbies
* Peel has left #neveron_newbies
* Peel has joined #neveron_newbies
<Peel> sorry about that
<mattbuck> it's ok
<mattbuck> we're here for you
<Peel> fuck you
<Peel> i dont have any sort of STD
<Peel> cept chlamedia
<Peel> which i got from your sister
<mattbuck> i don't have a sister
<Skyly> busted
<Skyly> must've been his mum peel :S
<Skyly> :P
<Peel> or his brother?
<Skyly> eeeeek
<Skyly> well, in your defence, he was a very pretty boy, and it was a very dark alley
<Skyly> :P
<Peel> your gonna pball that arent you
<mattbuck> yes
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<Peel> is that bigger than dts?
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<Peel> www.peelified.com
<mattbuck> Support PEEL!
<mattbuck> Buy Stuff!
<mattbuck> lol
<Peel> or...send me dp
<Peel> so i can buy food
<mattbuck> what do we get in return?
<Peel> oral sex
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<Peel> matt i love you
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\pball 37
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<Damz> dt we all know htat u dress up as little school girls to please peel in bed
<Death_Tornado> yea thats right
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\pball 38
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<Peel> im wearing a thong
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\pball 39
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<Peel> its snowing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<MordenGeist> no thats dandruff....go take a shower
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\pball 40
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<Peel> ot u reckon i hould do
<Peel> ff
<Peel> some of my key arent orkin
<mattbuck> don't masturbate at the keyboard
<Peel> k
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<Isotope> i knew a guy once with a 3.5 inch dong
<Isotope> he acted alot like peel
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\pball 42
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<mattbuck> so did YOU get any porn for xmas?
<mattbuck> since you seemed so eager
<Peel> no
<Peel> just been watchin my brothers
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<Peel> im not an idiot
<Peel> well
<Peel> i am
<Peel> but fuck it
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<A_Very_Very_Drunk_Festive_Peel> brb, i need to shave my chest
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<Peel> takes fuckin ages for them to come
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<Peel> i wanna bum Carol Vordeman
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\pball 47
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* Peel kisses matts feet
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<Klien> Peel, stfu, please; you're making idiots across the world look good
<Esau> look good? hell, he's helping them reproduce
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<Peel> i just realised that now i have my own computer, as well as setting neveron as my home page
<Peel> i can downlaod porn
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\pball 50
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<Peel> i am a gay man
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\pball 51
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<mattbuck> peel... just to set my mind at rest... you've never starred in a solo scat movie, have you?
<Peel> i have, why?
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<Death_Tornado> peel... you send me kisses in your text messages
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<Peel> hi greg
<Peel> any ideas about the 2005 cnv mech?
<Wayward_Son> i was going to make one with a lager hose on it
<Peel> large hose?
<Peel> wait... your gonna make a mech with a penis?
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<Peel> hey eggy
<Peel> wanna know something kinky?
<Peel> casper
<Peel> do YOU wanna know something kinky?
<Glausy> how come nobody asks me?
<Peel> cos your not hot
<casper> not really peel....
<Peel> yeah u do, so im gonna tell you
<Peel> im wearing a thong!
<Peel> it feels well nice
<Peel> one could say it felt proper bo
<Capreolus> Peel... why in the hell are you wearing a thong?
<Peel> u is not wikkid like me and the cas-man
<Peel> u will see 2nite Capreolus
<Capreolus> and more worryingly, are you going to be wearing it to the Ball?
<Peel> at the christmas ball
<Capreolus> oh crud...
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<mattbuck> [12/03 - 11:01] <mattbuck> peel, are you writing a gay version of grease?
<mattbuck> [12/03 - 11:01] <Peel> yes
<Peel> ...
<Peel> gays are funnyt
<Peel> the very thought of 2 men goin at it is hilarious
<mattbuck> peel... we laugh AT you... what does that tell you?
<Thernel> *This information was brought to you by Peel, Entertaining #irc since 2001*
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<Peel> dt, u wanna tell em about my stunt
<Death_Tornado> if you want me to
<Peel> ok
<Death_Tornado> im sure you want me to tell everyone
<Death_Tornado> peel got up on a table at the christmas ball
<Death_Tornado> started to strip
<Death_Tornado> to show everyone his thong
<Death_Tornado> lol
* Jim_afk (~john_p_la@adsl188.dyn238.pacific.net.sg) has left #neveron
<Peel> u scared jim off
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<Peel> shit
<Peel> i think im actually an alcoholic
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\pball 58
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* Peel is now known as Mom
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\pball 59
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<UberilKhan_Peel> attack the wobbie
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\pball 60
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<Zakarius> Peel, you have decended to new depths of stupidity and retardation. I dont know wether to salute you, or revile you
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<Peel|sellin_salvaged_asult_mec> who wants a salvaged stone rhino
<Peel|sellin_salvaged_asult_mec> a salvaged stone rhino with less armour and weight
<Peel|sellin_salvaged_asult_mec> and more move
<Peel|sellin_salvaged_asult_mec> and less sensors but more move
<Peel|sellin_salvaged_asult_mec> i have a slavaged CGR-1L
<Peel|sellin_salvaged_asult_mec> basically the mech the rhino could have been
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<Peel|mortified_at_matt> give me your rhino and ill give you consent
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* Catherine_Hunter (Cat@m723b36d0.tmodns.net) has joined #neveron
<Peel> hi cat
<Catherine_Hunter> Peel, go fornicate in an alternate vector with a relative of your choosing.
* Peel humps his cousin
<Catherine_Hunter> You malbegotten, twit of questionable parentage and negative morality.
<Peel> i dont have questionable parentage
<Catherine_Hunter> You couldn't pour urine our of your own boots with instructions on the heel.
<Peel> i look exactly like my father
<Catherine_Hunter> Whichever one he was that night.
<Catherine_Hunter> You could lick the slime of the bottom of a 12th day corpse and it would be dirty for what you'd done.
<necigrad> Peel, does that mean you've tried sleeping with your mother? Or that she has tried to sleep with you?
<Catherine_Hunter> Maggots can be proud that they can look down on you from a great height.
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<Catherine_Hunter> Peel was annoying.
<Catherine_Hunter> He was immature.
<Catherine_Hunter> He doesn't know when to quit.
<Catherine_Hunter> He is impolite and uncouth.
<Catherine_Hunter> He also does not have any sense of common decency in his behavior.
<Catherine_Hunter> I just loathe children like him.
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<Zakarius> In a small way, I gotta feel sorry for Peel. I mean, no-one really deserves to be that annoying, with the exception of Rox and Flea
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<Peel|hangover_food> how did u know i was spankin my ass
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\pball 67
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<Peel> and you cant beat a geek for cybersex
<Peel> he knows which buttons to press for sure
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<X3> [mattbuck] Snape kills Snape kills dum dum dumdumdum Dumbledore dum dum dumdumdum Dumbledore NOOOO You Bitch!
<Peel> snape kills dumbledore?
<Peel> you cunt
<Peel> why would u tell ppl that
<Peel> like tellin ppl that santa dont exist
<mattbuck> santa doesn't exist
<mattbuck> nor does the easter bunny or the tooth fairy
<Peel> fuck you
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<Peel> so what if i have a passion for being double teamed by a pair of big black men
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<Peel> im sitting wearing a tight pink t shirt
<Peel> with wet blue swimming shorts
<Peel> in an internet cafe
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<Peel> jesus christ
<Peel> women are so hard to understand
<Peel> i think itd be better if i just went gay
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<Peel> i love cocks
<Peel> theyre mint
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<Peel> is there a code i can use to ping him?
<mattbuck> /timer 0 0 /ctcp God-Emperor_LokiVeridis ping
* Peel (Peel@Peel.Users.AfterNET.Org) Quit (Excess Flood)
<Peel> it was worth it
* Peel (Peel@Peel.Users.AfterNET.Org) Quit (Excess Flood)
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<mattbuck> http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/peel3.JPG
<mattbuck> http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/peel4.JPG
<mattbuck> aren't you glad he's not here?
<Raptor> dear god
<Snabbit> holy mother of mercy
<Modelo> is that really peel
<Snabbit> he just took the words 'gross', 'excessive', and 'disgusting' to a new level
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<Peel> i am gay
<Peel> please bum me
<Peel> anyone
<Peel> im missn the bummin
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\pball 76
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<Death_Tornado> last night
<Death_Tornado> Peel pissed against a wall after we left a club
<Death_Tornado> infront of load of police men
<Death_Tornado> they put him in the back of a van and took him away
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<mattbuck> peel, you never told us what happened to you in prison
<Peel> lets just say
<Peel> i dropped the soap
<XIBIOUS> butt u did it on purpose
<J-NaDa> was chet there with you?
<jaggeh> his cornhole had a visit from the pink cyclops
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* mattbuck slaps Peel around a bit with the kissy trout
<Uziel> No matt, youve got it all wrong...
* Uziel slaps Peel around a bit with a lead pipe
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* Peel (percy@peels.force9.co.uk) Quit (Killed (Jaden (oops i slipped)))
<Jaden> lol
* Peel (percy@peels.force9.co.uk) has joined #neveron
* Jaden whistles innocently
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\pball 80
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<Peel> i wanna rape santa
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\pball 81
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<jaggeh> A/H/M/L?
<mattbuck> age/health/mental age/location?
<RedYeti> 18/decent/4/Centennial, CO!
* mattbuck waits for peel to ask yeti for cyber
<Hoppy> peel was cybering with chet at nevcon so im told
<Ravill> yea he was
<Ravill> he posted it in #wob
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<Peel> i started a txt with the following, what else should i write, (pm me answers); If i was in bed with you now, id kiss
<Peel> no one say "your adams apple"
<Invader> penis?
<jaggeh> pink cyclops
<Macharius> Purple Headed, Pink Cyclops
<Macharius> with ejection features
<Peel> If i was in bed with you now id kiss you passionately on your neck whilst rubbing my hands up your....
<Achilles> nose?
<Macharius> Purple Headed, Pink Cyclops with ejection features
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<Peel> your only gay if you recieve anal sex
<jaggeh> peel once again your stupidity is astounding
<mattbuck> wow peel. by your own logic, every person you've ever been with is gay
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\pball 84
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<Peel> i have made a lot of women gay
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\pball 85
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<Peel> how did u know my penis was in my hand?
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\pball 86
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<Peel> meow
<Sente> lol, i always knew you were a pussy peel, that confirms it ;)
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\pball 87
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<Peel> chet, did u build me that city?
<Chetter> not yet
<Chetter> which is good you wont lose it yet
<PaLaDiN> how the hell can u get chet to build u a city and i cant even get him to send me 5 dollars:P
<Peel> lol
<Peel> 2 words
<Peel> oral sex
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<Peel> i got a spot on my bell end
<Raptor> another std to add to ur collection peel?
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\pball 89
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<Raptor> soo
<Raptor> hows nev domination going peel?
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<Peel> sorry i have been inactive of late
<Peel> its quite embarrasing
<Peel> i OD'd on laxative
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<mattbuck> .addlamer Peel how do you spell sionara?
* X3 sets mode: +b *!*@h614287.serverkompetenz.net
* Peel was kicked by X3 ((mattbuck) how do you spell sionara?)
* Peel (EatMyShort@h614287.serverkompetenz.net) has joined #wob
* Peel was kicked by X3 ((mattbuck) how do you spell sionara?)
* Peel (EatMyShort@h614287.serverkompetenz.net) has joined #wob
* Peel was kicked by X3 ((mattbuck) how do you spell sionara?)
*** 30 kicks later ***
* {FMLL}TJ_General sets mode: -e *!*@Peel.users.afternet.org
<Peel> dont take that off
<Peel> thats my protection!!
* Peel was kicked by X3 ((mattbuck) how do you spell sionara?)
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<KOOLAID> Don't piss off the person without a dangly between their legs
<Baku> thats right
<Baku> dont piss off peel
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\pball 93
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<Peel> i work for Al Quaeda now
<Peel> you know that suicide bombing the other day
<Peel> that was me
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<Peel> awwwwww
<Peel> my gf just rang me up crying
<Peel> cos she misses me
<Peel> ive been away for like 15hours
<Peel> and shes in hysterics
<ItCouldBeBunnies> peel,.. you should have left her in the pushchair outside the shop where you found her
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<Peel> shes really really drunk
<ItCouldBeBunnies> like when you met her
<Peel> yes actually
<ItCouldBeBunnies> when the alcohol wears off, and her friends tell her what she's got off with, she'll be on amphetamins
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<Chetter> WoB is currently accepting aplications for new "friends" here on neveron since our old ones "fwlm" went crazy and stopped putting out for us we need new "friends"
<Tigre> isn't that why you have Peel?
<Chetter> yes but its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway now
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<ItCouldBeBunnies> peel,.. doesn't it put you off having sex with people that have hello kitty bedlinen and play with barbie?
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<Peel> shes called lorna
<Peel> and im taking her for a date right now
<Massloki> yea, #neveron is hot
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<Peel> !pball 96
<mattbot2> | !pball 96 | <Chetter> WoB is currently accepting aplications for new "friends" here on neveron since our old ones "fwlm" went crazy and stopped putting out for us we need new "friends"
<mattbot2> | !pball 96 | <Tigre> isn't that why you have Peel?
<mattbot2> | !pball 96 | <Chetter> yes but its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway now
<Peel> so true
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<Peel> and if anyone can name a girl under 16 who ive been with sexually without talkin to DT i will give you a dp
<mattbuck> peel - juicy_ju_9@hotmail.com
<mattbuck> [02:32:09 PM] Chris Peel -: do u want me to invite my 15 year old gf into the convo
<mattbuck> 1dp please
<Peel> i never slept with that one
<Peel> in the ass doesnt count
<Kisumi> so u can basically ass-screw anyone and escape rape charges?
<mattbuck> i think peel was saying that the girl screwing him in the ass didn't count as sex
<Peel> no one has ever screwed me in the ass
<Peel> theyve slipt me a digit but thats as far as it goes
<CountWolf> if you guys could stop saying count now, id rather not have to be beeped every line for a talk of peel having sex
<CountWolf> that is definitely not on the list of things i want to do today
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<Sente> would you be suprised if i said i was your... father?
<Peel> and i am your...mother?
<Peel> Sente raped me
<Sente> no peel, youre my bitch
<Peel> it was rape cos i didnt push back
<Sente> damn, rape statistics just went up for married people...
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<Peel> i have Randy bikini photos
<Peel> WWS gave me them
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<Peel> i am Hetrosexual
<Eggy> who's been fingered in the ass
<mattbuck> and liked it
<Peel> by a girl
<Eggy> says YOU
<mattbuck> and more to the point, complained when he didn't get it
<Peel> eggy, have u ever been fingered in the ass?
<Eggy> no - i think i can live without that TYVM
<Tzu-Theory> omg wtf just happen to the innocent Nev MIRC
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<bekie> who in here has daughters?
<Tigre> mine is 10
<Peel> shotgun
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<John_Church> why were you banned?
<Peel> mattbuck hates me because i didnt sleep with him because i like girls and not boys
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<Peel> my dad was a girl
<Peel> i dont see why i shouldnt be
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<squire> Peel entertained everyone all weekend
<Arkidda> entertained.... scary thought
<ItCouldBeBunnies> squire,... peel giving everyone a poledance and then a lapdance, before inviting them to bed is more entertaining to us in channel than it would possibly be to those who went to nevcon-uk
<squire> peel did a poledance?
<Macca> where?!?!
<squire> must have missed it
<Theseus> dang
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<Peel> lemme just clear something up
<Peel> i did not spoon with macca
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<Eggy> http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/nevcon2k6/36.JPG <<< PRICELESS!
<Klien> who's the one on the far side of the pic?
<Zakarius> Lessee.... Peel is the one hugging Macca
<Zakarius> That pic was taken about 25 mins ago too
<Klien> Not exactly hugging
<Klien> but look at his right hand
<Klien> gently caressing Macca's face :P
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<Klien> Hell, Squire
<Klien> Pay me 25 billion and I'll NUKE 0, 0. ;)
<Klien> raze all the buildings, scrap all the crap inside... and give it to ya ;)
<squire> can i pay you in nights with peel?
<Klien> no
<mattbuck> squid... you'd have to pay -5000 nights with peel
<mattbuck> each night with peel is worth -$5mil
<Macca> im owed money then
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<Eggy> http://www.cambsshooting.co.uk/files/17.jpg
<Eggy> who has the undies on their head in that pic?
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<Peel> <---------- will pay dp for it
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<J-NaDa> me and Peel have sex all the time
<Peel> Naughty lawnmower sex
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<mattbuck> Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus
<Fitue> i wonder if that happened to peel in prison?
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<mattbuck> i can't say I've ever looked under peel's bed
<mattbuck> I'd be too afraid of finding a dead body
<Ovie> dont worry mb, its just a blowup doll
<Eggy> and ovie knows cuz he put it there
<aRTee> even the doll dumped him
<aRTee> said he was full of wind
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<Peel> * Now talking in #gaybar
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<mattbuck> what exactly did peel do?
<Snow_Fox> not sure
<Snow_Fox> but since we know its peel
<Snow_Fox> we can assume it was pretty stupid
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<Peel> ??
<Peel> topic?
<mattbuck> ^_-
<mattbuck> ~topic
<mattbot3> mattbuck: Topic in #neveron is 'Nev is down, new rodent being acquired, hopefully by Wednesday| http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/sepia.jpg << Peel or not, you decide!'
<Peel> i dont have curly hair
<mattbuck> do you pose naked in stupid sunglasses for photos tinted sepia?
<Peel> no comment
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* Topic is '24 days remain'
* Set by mattbot3 on Wed Nov 01 14:31:43
<Tigre> what does that topic mean?
<Capreolus> it's counting down to a release date. I'm not quite sure what's being released, and won't guess for fear of making a fool of myself
<Tigre> :)im since the reset
<Capreolus> dear goodness, I've not heard anyone talk about Peel in months
<Capreolus> how is that dried up spawn of a cesspit doing?
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<Peel> ive chosen nudity over a good connection
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<Peel> now then
<Sente> oh god, hide the 12-year-olds, its peel
<Peel> you have 12yr olds?
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<Tigre> http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/12/19/premarital.sex.ap/index.html
<Tigre> Reality check: 95 percent of Americans had premarital sex
<Tigre> no crap!!!!!
<Dee> uh, considering the age of people when they start having sex here in north america
<Dee> and the lack of morality these days
<Dee> not nearly as many god fearing people
<mattbuck> seems that most 14 year olds have had sex now
<Tigre> with peel
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<Modelo> Peel looks handsome in those pictures
<Modelo> like a tranny angel
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<Peel> im bringing sexy back
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<mattbuck> peel
<mattbuck> is your bad connection because you're naked again?
<Aschmo> ok, I just _don't_ want to know what a bad connection has to do with a naked peel
<Tigre> aschmo, depends on what he plugs in
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<mattbot3> | ~pball 18 | <mattbot2> | !pball 17 | <Peel> whats a windows directory?
<mattbot3> | ~pball 18 | <Peel> what is one?
<mattbot3> | ~pball 18 | <Peel> thats not funy
<mattbot3> | ~pball 18 | <Peel> cos i dont know what it is
<DonJay> hilarious
<DonJay> that's really really dumber then my lube ignorance
<DonJay> mine at least is a linguistic problem...peels ignorance however is a serious mental problem
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<Dee> ...
<Dee> boy can I see that coming back to haunt me
<Dee> at least I haven't admitted to having sex with 12 year olds!
<Dee> score: Dee 1, Peel 0
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<mattbuck> happy now?
<Death_Tornado> no
<Dee> !
<Death_Tornado> i cant believe he is leaving!!
<Dee> BE HAPPY DAMN YOU!
<Dee> I swear if you don't start being happy I'm gonna MAKE you happy!
<Dee> even if I have to PAY peel
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<castro_the_cat> Come to think of it, there's not a lot of things that are better when Peel's around.
<castro_the_cat> A firing squad in need of target practice, perhaps?
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<mattbuck> So, I see Loughborough has a nude calendar. How come you're not in it?
<Peel> i didnt know there was one
<Laura> that's just ewww. are those really the best loughborough has to offer?
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<mattbuck> hi dt
<Death_Tornado> hi
<mattbuck> how many times has peel tried to sleep with you?
* Death_Tornado (williamcol@AC8E78D4.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Quit)
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<castro_the_cat> I'm sure peel has tried to sleep with me on numerous occasions - he just keeps disguising himself as different people
<mattbuck> did he succeed?
<aussiegolfer> on numerous occasions?
<castro_the_cat> Only when cunningly disguised as a woman....
<mattbuck> so...
<mattbuck> peel did you up the bum?
<castro_the_cat> He assured me it was just a strap on
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<Maghetti> count your amazing
<Maghetti> we so gotta do that
<Maghetti> get me peels number
<Maghetti> and winnie to!
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Facebook: Chris Peel answered a section of the FilthBook test.
Facebook: Answering the Platonic Relations section, he scored 0.0% purity, ranking him as a danger to society, on his answers; his overall score is now 0.0% purity, ranking him as a danger to society.
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<Peel> i dont like porn
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<Peel> weird
<Peel> you knob dogs
<weird> i deny that accusation vehemently
<weird> in fact I think you knob macca
<weird> we saw the pics
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<Malachi> i remember i had the bright idea of forming a "commonwealth" based on players from the commonwealth countries
<Malachi> til planck pointed out that wud give peel membership by right
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<Peel> hookers in the Uk vary from £5-£100
<Malachi> £5?? wtf would that buy u
<Arden> a dead hooker
<Malachi> no wonder peel knows the price with AIDS
<Peel> im not even joking
<Peel> you have to give them £5 to get out of your car
<Malachi> so basically as arden was sayin, a dead hooker
<Peel> for £100 you can go to a brothel
<Peel> well, £85
<Peel> and get a gorgeous gorgeous girl who will give you a massage, BJ and sex in a jacuzzi
<Arden> or you can take a girl out to dinner and have like 99% less chance of getting a STD
<Peel> arden, dont be a fool, wrap your tool
<Peel> all hookers wear condoms anyway
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<weird> didnt you and macca get it on mattbuck style?
<Peel> yes weird, thats what happened
<Peel> another one for your wank bank there!
<weird> WOO he confessed
<weird> someone setinfo that
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<Seraph> holy snot bubbles fatman!
<Seraph> it's the legendary Peel!
* Seraph flees in panic!!
<Peel> legendary?
<Peel> more notorious
<Peel> i decided today that I was the most experienced player on neveron and the most modest too
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<Peel> the american economy is very weak
<Peel> the english economy is strong
<Peel> especially in YORKSHIRE
<aussiegolfer> especially the hookers
<aussiegolfer> especially near your place
<aussiegolfer> especially the male ones
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<Peel> i fancy a good ole gbing
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<Peel> whats the easiest way to unclaim land not in your SOI
<weird> using the unclaim button
<Peel> on the map?
<Tredesde> no. on your keyboard
<Peel> there is no unclaim button on my keyboard
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<Peel> men at work
<Peel> i love men at work
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<Peel> bwahahahaha
<Peel> my brothers just moved to uni
<Peel> and hes at hull
<Peel> and hes in the room where someone got murdered last year
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Facebook: Chris Peel is looking forward to the Cross Dressing Barn Dance.
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<Dee> neat
<Dee> peel being beat up
<Dee> although it looks like a black man instead of a little girl beating him up
<Dee> he must stay away from cameras around the little girls
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<Peel> i got drunk once and donated for a gecko
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http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/peel8.jpg
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<Uziel> ~pball latest
<Uziel> JESUS MOTHER OF GOD
<Uziel> matt
<Uziel> thats not nice.
<mattbuck> huh?
<mattbuck> ~pball latest
<mattbot3> | ~pball 150 | http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/peel8.jpg
<Uziel> ....the picture
<Uziel> it should be made illegal.
<Uziel> NOBODY click that link
<Uziel> you will regret it
<mattbuck> peel: the new goatse
<Uziel> .....
<SupermarketZombies> oh geez
* Uziel is afk - puking
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<mattbuck> my gf just said that it was disappointing peel didn't show his thong at nevcon
<mattbuck> HELP ME!
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<Uziel> Elisius - thats the perk of being british - none of our insults are programmed into Church Puppy
<Elisius> Arse
<Elisius> Woo hoo!
<Uziel> arse tit
<Uziel> balls
<mattbuck> peel
<Uziel> woah woah matt, dont go TOO far
<Uziel> there might be children here, we dont want to expose them to that level of depravity
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<aussiegolfer> peel may not be gay, but mattbuck seems to have an unhealthy fixation on him
<Tigre> aussie, some may even say he worships Peel. . .
<mattbuck> some say he knows only two facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong
<aussiegolfer> peel is the STIG? wowo
<mattbuck> didn't think you'd get the reference
<toscotto> no way is Peel the stig, ther is no zipper in the backside of those leathers
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<mattbuck> you about to be attacked?
<mp00> a friend is
<mattbuck> it's always "a friend"
<mattbuck> "I knew a friend who did drugs", "I knew a friend who went to a Spice Girls gig"
<mp00> so you went to the spice girl concert MB? :P
<mattbuck> nah, I went to McFly gigs 3 times. sarna wants me to go to the spice girls though
<mp00> so it was peel who went to spice girls trying to pick up 12 year olds?
<mattbuck> maybe
<mattbuck> he heard one was called baby spice and got all excited
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<X3> [Arden] <Peel> all hookers wear condoms anyway
<Elisius> True, Peel's ghostly voice, true
<Elisius> *Gulp* Peel is right behind me, isn't he?
<mattbuck> yes. he's naked and has a bottle of lube
<Elisius> AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Help, sonmeone! Help me!
<mattbuck> I am so so sorry.
<Maghetti> I'd like to meet peel
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<mattbot3> Item 1 of 18: 52 Loo Rolls donated by Arden. Notes: Used
<mattbot3> 4 available winners, rolling dice... roll is a 1. Congratulations to Peel!
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<Maghetti> how do I sign up for the raffle?
<mattbuck> just be here in 24hrs
<Maghetti> ok
<Maghetti> is peel in a thong on the prize list?
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<Elisius> ~pball
<Elisius> Wow, Peel is a whore
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<WingedPuma> uziel, you're about as lovable as a wedgy while wearing a thong
<Uziel> oh BABY
<mattbuck> puma, why have you worn a thong?
<Aquila> hey now, ive worn a thong
<Aquila> dont get pushy matt
<WingedPuma> any straight guy who is comfortable with their sexuality has worn a thong
<Uziel> sooo, youre saying you wore a thong huh?
<Uziel> Go join the peel club
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<Peel> chet has my phone number
<Peel> he rims me regularly
<Peel> *rings
<Peel> BAD typo
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* mattbuck slaps vader around a bit with a large trout
<mattbuck> no using gay as a derogatory
<GrizzlyViking> yeah, use homo or something ;o)
<mp00> or just use 'peel' in that context
<mp00> could fit for nearly anything though
<mattbuck> excellent
<GrizzlyViking> son of a peel
<vader> "I've just been Peeled!"
<mattbuck> GrizzlyViking, you do realise anyone from northern england under the age of 6 is son of a peel?
<GrizzlyViking> what the peel are you talking about?
<mp00> you trying to peel with me?
<GrizzlyViking> shut the peel up!
<mp00> im gonna peel you up!
<mattbuck> get the peel off me
<mattbuck> useful in many contexts
<GrizzlyViking> peel that!
<mattbuck> you only get into problems when you get to "I'd peel that peel"
<GrizzlyViking> it kinda breaks down at that point
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<Uziel> The image of peel in a gimp suit is etched into my memory forever
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<Dee> big dong land is level 0 now
<Dee> I think peel got killed again
<mp00> thats what he gets for touching small boys and girls
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<Kelly> If you say Peel 3 times Peel will show up, and you don't want Peel back do you?
<Uziel> Peel
<Uziel> Peel
<Uziel> Peel!
<j0k3r> I do want peel back
<Uziel> Peel was entertaining.
<j0k3r> I would trade him for Uzi, because Uzi is not funny
<Uziel> well Joker, apparently I AM peel.
<mattbuck> uzi, as long as jen is post-pubescent, you aren't peel
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<X3> [mattbuck] http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com | <mattbot3> http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/peel8.jpg <Chameleon> "may I perform intercourse in your baby maker?"
<Damz|drinking> god peel is sexy
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<Tigre> MADRID, Spain (CNN) -- Spanish police have arrested 121 men and seized millions of computer files in the country's biggest operation against child pornography on the Internet.
<Tigre> has anyone heard if Peel is in Spain?
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<shas> hi peel
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<shas> what did peel do to that girl
<mattbuck> she was on a bike
<mattbuck> he clotheslined her
<shas> wtf why did he do that
<mattbuck> he's peel
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<Damz> dnt think peel is weird for doin stripteases
<Damz> i do them when im drunk
<Damz> ask rap
<Damz> he knows wot my job involves
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<jake> eggy was complaining how cold it was last night
<Raptor> well it prolly was
<Peel> eggy is always complainin
<Peel> ooh its so cold, ohh i have no more cookies. OOOHH i wish peel was here to pleasure me
<Raptor> lol peel
<Raptor> i think u gettin kicked
* Eggy sets mode: +b *!*@host81-137-205-66.in-addr.btopenworld.com
* Peel was kicked by Eggy (only in your dreams)
<MordenGeist> lol
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<Capreolus> anyway, is it true Peel's got mumps?
<Death_Tornado> i doubt it
<Capreolus> lol
<Warrior> normally we end up dicussing what peel hasnt got
<Warrior> style, charisma...the ability to walk straight...
<Malachi> a gf thats legal
<Capreolus> Lol
* Warrior shudders
<Capreolus> Peel-slaggin-off session for tonight begins
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<ggfr> not a small clusterous bacterial growth on dog poop
<Shinagami101> ggfr.... you're referring to Peel right?
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<PaLaDiN> someone send this to matt its a funny convo:P
<Tigre> too long for a nevball though :/
<PaLaDiN> no its not
<PaLaDiN> have you seen peels
<castro_the_cat> I'd rather not see Peel's
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<Dee> this battle is gonna hurt them more than it hurts peel when he pees
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<Elisius> Rocking out is the cure for all wounds. Physical, Emotional, Mental, Transdimensional, and those of the Peel variety that no one wants to admit exist
* Elisius rocks out
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<Peel> !nevball 30
<mattbot2> Fuck off Peel
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<kitkatkate> i am Peels gf
<Antioch-Bell> i see
<Antioch-Bell> hi chet
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<Macca> i thought i was resident idiot..
<Macca> now peel has taken over
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<FeaR> Peel has Penis breath
<Damz> fear how wld u know that?
<FeaR> kate told me
<Shinagami101> we all know how you know ;)
<FeaR> ok so i kissed him
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<ItCouldBeBunnies> Lets face it WingedPuma, you're the source of many a brilliant quote. And unlike peel, they don't involve sex with 14 year olds
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<Uziel> Sigh. I hate ODEs with retarded initial conditions. I'll pretend I didn't see them.
<Ben_Holland> ODE?
<Uziel> Ordinary differential equation
<Uziel> this ones a second order constant coefficient linear one, actually
<Ben_Holland> ah, big fancy calculus terms that due to my suck-ass skill at Geometry, I was not allowed to learn :(
<mattbuck> i had a fun module last year on nonlinear differential equations
<Uziel> mattbuck, I like my mind intact, Give me another year before you start telling me about them :p
<mattbuck> it was actually about the most fun i've ever had with calculus, in major part because it wasn't arbitrarily "integrate this" or "do that"
<Uziel> Yeah. That gets on my tits. being a bastardised physics/mathematician type thing, when I get given an ODE I look at it and think "this is modelling what, exactly?"
<Snow_Fox> Peels chances of being clean from a std
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<Modelo> stupid creepy new employee here at work
<Modelo> i was looking at pics on 13gb and there so happen to be a side boob pic
<Modelo> and the guy was standing right behind me and asked if i can go back to that pic
<Modelo> and i was like yeah...okay, and then he started asking me if i can show him porn sites, and i was like no..
<Modelo> he's soooo freaking creepy
<Arden_Laptop> it's peel's brother
<Velicious> why would peel relative be lookin at boobs?
<Arden> because peel has enough... gay... to clear out his entire family
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<Fernando> wat u think of peel putting an emp in dd?
<Malachi> im gonna get bummed
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<shas> somehow i doubt we would invade scotland
<toscotto> it has oil? the us will then :p
<shas> they're gonna invade the east midlands next </old joke>
<Peel> i already have!
<Peel> have you heard of the joy division
<Peel> a nazi group of SS soldiers set up to impregnate ethnically pure women to enhance the aerian race
<Peel> well that's what im doing
<Peel> turning east midlands into yorkshire
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<Baku> pew pew pew
<Baku> argggh! you got meee!
* Elisius (monkey_fro@67.183.199.36) Quit (Quit)
<shas> we got eli yessss
<Baku> :D friendly fire!
<mattbuck> you got something else too
<shas> what else do i have
<mattbuck> chlamydia
<shas> i hate peel right now
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<Dookie> pball i take it is pedoball?
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<Mordur> i predict i will get laid tonight ;)
<Murphy> farm animals dont count
<Mordur> damn :P
<ivarroland> might braoden that to animals in general, avoid the loophole so to speak
<Mordur> u mean the peel hole
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<Snow_Fox> holy crap on a crap cracker its Peel. what have you been up to?
<Peel> going to the gym
<Peel> having sex with beautiful women
<Peel> waking up next to women who are less beautiful than the night before
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<Peel> i've got a real hard on
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* Peel_drunk is now known as Peel_wank
* Peel_wank is now known as Peel_wank_sleep
* Peel_wank_sleep is now known as Peel_sleep
<Razion> Man, your a 10 second cannon huh peel?
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<Peel> im not gay
<Peel> and if i was, it wouldnt be with boys
<Peel> it would be with beautiful ladies
<Malduc> thats not gay though
<Mordur> lol chet isnt a lady peel :P
<Peel> his boobs are big enough
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<J-NaDa> i love peel
<J-NaDa> he's the father of my unborn child
<J-NaDa> we artificially inseminated each other
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<Ovie> ah peel so many memories
<Ovie> most of them i dont want
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#neveron
1st February 2011
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<Dee> mattbuck hasn't been happy since he first seen peel naked
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#neveron
1st February 2011
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<Peel> busted
<Peel> i love chlamydia
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#neveron
1st February 2011
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<Peel> im a respected pillar of the community
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#neveron
1st March 2011
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<Peel> what does revulsion mean?
<Gunner> it's what we all feel when we see the picture of you and macca in bed together
<Gunner> what happened at nevcon should have stayed at nevcon, not been posted on the interweb for everyone to see
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#neveron
2nd March 2011
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<Peel|drunk> i can run backwards
<Peel|drunk> i can also run downhill
<Peel|drunk> bears can't do that
<Peel|drunk> therefore beers > bears
<Macharius> word of wisdom from peel
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#neveron
1st March 2011
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<Totem> i smell fudge....
<Peel> i packed that away earlier
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#neveron
5th March 2011
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<Peel> im from the country of Yorkshire
<Peel> it's where God was born
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#neveron
11th March 2011
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<Peel> /msg AuthServ@X3.AfterNET.Services AUTH Peel justinbieber
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#neveron
11th March 2011
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<Peel> how long does it take to get your virginity back?
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#neveron
20th March 2011
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<Arch> i facebooked peel
<Arch> i feel dirty now
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#neveron
23rd March 2011
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<Hannibal> drunk as 10 men
<Hannibal> oh, and drunk as .0001 peel
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#neveron
24th March 2011
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<Peel> first person to pm me with my magic number gets 10dp
<mattbuck> 3
<Peel> you think ive slept with 3 people?
<mattbuck> I assumed it was cock size in inches
<Peel> you give me too much credit
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#neveron
23rd April 2011
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<Dee> i duel about as good as peel abides by consent
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#Legion
26th April 2011
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<Peel> whats the best way to get cash so i can build tcs?
<mattbuck> uhm, go out on the streets and work as a whore
<Peel> you can do that in nev?
<Peel> how?!
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#neveron
4th May 2011
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* Peel is now known as Goofy
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#neveron
16th May 2011
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<Zirconium> peel why are you called tuesday
<Tigre> he's only slightly more appealing than a Monday
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#Legion
19th May 2011
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<Peel> my faction isnt showing
<Tigre> you have a faction?
<Tigre> is it called "Peel My Clothes Off"?
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2011
21st May
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<Crazy_Saint> Peel is my new buuc fl
<Crazy_Saint> whats he like
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#neveron
24th May 2011
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* Peel has a real urge to put on pink underwear
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#neveron
9th June 2011
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<Peel> i dont have a mullet anymore :(
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#neveron
10th June 2011
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<Totem> one day insomnia is going to kill me :(
<Totem> laid there for 2 hours, first tried counting sheep. but they made me sneeze. tried countin beautiful women next but that really woke me up, then tried counting peels........now ill never sleep again.
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#neveron
17th June 2011
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<Metal_Head> why is it that every time Peel logs in I have this urge to go take a leak?
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#neveron
26th August 2011
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<ShadowMasterCM> ok guys im out for the nite. be back in about 10h
<Peel> see you then lover
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#neveron
18th January 2012
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<Peel> it's fun
<Peel> to charter an accountant
<Peel> and sail
<Peel> the wide accountant sea
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#XmasHolly
25th December 2005
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* Peel was kicked by Khan_Michael_Klien (Bye)
<Klien> Fuck him.
<DuckieHo> lol
<Klien> In the ass.
<Klien> With a Tire Iron.
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#legion
30th January 2012
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<Peel> i like sm
<Tigre> no Peel, you like S&M, there's a difference
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#nevcom
31st January 2012
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<Baku> peel has been in prison? if so, for what?
<mattbuck> d&d i think
<Baku> drunk and disorderly? hilarious
<Elisius> How was he not the prettiest little butt toy in prison?
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#neveron
2nd February 2012
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<Baku> now i feel dirty for having the same birthday as peel
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#legion
2nd February 2012
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<shas> learning latin
<shas> my course is pretty busy
<Tigre> hmmm, latin. . . not really useful these days, all of the native latin speakers are kind of dead
<shas> well, i could become pope
<Tigre> I don't think you've molested enough young boys. . . Peel may have a shot there. . .
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