Pball

This page lists all the quotes which make up mattbot3's ~pball function. Nevball first appeared on the 8th November 2004, thanks to Peel's incessant stupidity. It was originally just a modified ~8ball, but eventually grew to be the basis for all the quoteballs that mattbot now uses. Early quotes are generally Peel demonstrating his stupidity, while later ones are people making jokes about him years after he left Neveron.

If you have a quote you think should be in ~oddball, or any of the other quoteballs, please come to #neveron_admin and post it to me.

 

Last update: 28th April 2010, 194 quotes

 

~pball 1 <Peel> im an idiot

 
~pball 2 <Peel> Hey, did you just take that computer into the toilet?

 
~pball 3 <Peel> i am not up

 
~pball 4 <Peel> i feel dirty now

 
~pball 5 <Peel> my fingers are too eager

 
~pball 6 <Peel> I'm not stupid
<mattbuck> Yes you are
<Peel> That's beside the point!

 
~pball 7 <Peel> My hand's getting tired

 
~pball 8 <Peel> put me up matt and ill give you a blow job
<mattbuck> you'll have to do better than that
<Peel> ok, ill have a threesome with you and harry from mcfly

 
~pball 9 * Peel sticks a carrot up mattbuck's ass
<Peel> i will make it up to you later matt ;-)

 
~pball 10 <Peel> i would start by kissin you softly on your lips
<Peel> whilst undoin your shirt
<Peel> then i wud move down your neck and start kissing your chest
<Peel> all the while i woould be undoin your belt and your trousers
<Peel> i would then rekease your long hard throbbin cock from your underware
<Peel> and move my tongue down from your chest to your waist onto your penix
<Peel> *penis
<Peel> then i wud give u the best head of your life
<Peel> and i will let your imagination take you from there
<Peel> NOW can i have my ops back?

 
~pball 11 <Peel> will i am wearin that thong to the ball
<Death_Tornado> lol
<Peel> and nothing else
<Peel> cept my dick

 
~pball 12 <Peel> and you never stuck 2 fingers up my arse :-(

 
~pball 13 <Damz> im 13 now :'(
<Tigre> ummm, happy birthday?
<Damz> on standings
<Tigre> lol
<Damz> im fucking 18!
* Damz slaps Tigre around a bit with a large trout
<Tigre> too bad, if you were 13, Peel might like you :)
<Damz> ewwwwww

 
~pball 14 * Peel is now known as DrubkPeel
* DrubkPeel is now known as DrunkPeel
<weird{G}> thats not how you spell dumb

 
~pball 15 <mattbuck> hey peel, type !banme
<mattbuck> !banme peel
* mattbot2 throws a brick at peel
* mattbuck slaps DrunkPeel around a bit with a large trout
<DrunkPeel> oi
<mattbuck> yes?
<DrunkPeel> !banme
* mattbot2 sets mode: +b DrunkPeel!*Peel@host81-137-205-66.in-addr.btopenworld.com
* DrunkPeel was kicked by mattbot2 (Hook, line and sinker)

 
~pball 16 <Damz> Peel has joined the ranks of the famous such as R Kelly and Gary Glitter
<mattbuck> what, child molesters?

 
~pball 17 <Peel> whats a windows directory?

 
~pball 18 <mattbot2> | !pball 17 | <Peel> whats a windows directory?
<Peel> what is one?
<Peel> thats not funy
<Peel> cos i dont know what it is

 
~pball 19 <Peel> for the record
<Peel> i aint a paedophile

 
~pball 20 <Peel> im sweatin like a paedo in a nursery

 
~pball 21 <Peel> <------retard

 
~pball 22 <Peel> .acces paladin HARD

 
~pball 23 <Peel> pimp, i am pregnant with your child
<Pimpish> that will be a ugly fucking kid

 
~pball 24 <PaLaDiN> your drunk all the time peel i've bet you went camping and found ur pants around your ankles and a used condom in your ass so you have to take it out on me
<Peel> paladin...
<Peel> wot wud YOU do if you went camping and found ur pants around your ankles and a used condom in your ass

 
~pball 25 <Winnie> is peel by anyway a she-male?

 
~pball 26 <Commando> hi im peel, i have pubic lice

 
~pball 27 <Peel> hey
<Peel> my brother now officially has 2 dead legs and a dead arm
<mattbuck> it's ok peel
<mattbuck> we understand
<mattbuck> we're here for you
<Peel> ...
<Peel> wtf u on about
<mattbuck> I know it's bad when you find something like that, but we understand - truly we do
<Peel> i am confused
<Peel> !pball latest
<mattbot2> | !pball 26 | <Commando> hi im peel, i have pubic lice
<Peel> omg, he is gonna get Uber beats!!!!!!!!!!
<Peel> brb
* Peel is now known as Peel|beatingUpBrother

 
~pball 28 <Peel> i hate women

 
~pball 29 <Peel> i think im gonna have a heart attack
<Peel> i need beer

 
~pball 30 <Peel> chets house!
* Lord_Victor_Frost actually likes it
<Peel> that will cure all my woman problems
<ItCouldBeBunnies> Peel... it means you have to either sleep with chet,.. or rommell's Girlfriend
<Peel> bunnies, id rather chop of my manhood
* ItCouldBeBunnies thinks we need to get a pool together to get Peel to Chet's house. Perhaps Kate will donate lots!
* Cipher hands peel a very snall knife
* ItCouldBeBunnies suggests Toenail clippers may be enough
* Peel is now known as Peel|drinkin4anesthetic

 
~pball 31 <Glausy[Buying_DPs]> hey matt, why ain't I a op
<Glausy[Buying_DPs]> an*
<Glausy[Buying_DPs]> .users
<mattbuck> were you ever an op in here?
* mattbuck kicks Glausy[Buying_DPs] in the sack (were you ever a goddamn op in here ffs?)
<Glausy[Buying_DPs]> no Matt
* Glausy[Buying_DPs] rubs his sack
<mattbuck> then simple reason why you're not an op
<Glausy[Buying_DPs]> rofl
<Glausy[Buying_DPs]> so all the ops were borned ops of nevmercs?
<mattbuck> no
<mattbuck> peel had to get very drunk

 
~pball 32 <Damz> well wot has peel done thats stupid?
<Damz> except exist

 
~pball 33 * Peel has joined #neveron_newbies
* Peel has left #neveron_newbies
* Peel has joined #neveron_newbies
<Peel> sorry about that
<mattbuck> it's ok
<mattbuck> we're here for you
<Peel> fuck you
<Peel> i dont have any sort of STD
<Peel> cept chlamedia
<Peel> which i got from your sister
<mattbuck> i don't have a sister
<Skyly> busted
<Skyly> must've been his mum peel :S
<Skyly> :P
<Peel> or his brother?
<Skyly> eeeeek
<Skyly> well, in your defence, he was a very pretty boy, and it was a very dark alley
<Skyly> :P
<Peel> your gonna pball that arent you
<mattbuck> yes

 
~pball 34 <{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> is that bigger than dts?

 
~pball 35 <{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> www.peelified.com
<mattbuck> Support PEEL!
<mattbuck> Buy Stuff!
<mattbuck> lol
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> or...send me dp
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> so i can buy food
<mattbuck> what do we get in return?
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> oral sex

 
~pball 36 <{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> matt i love you

 
~pball 37 <Damz> dt we all know htat u dress up as little school girls to please peel in bed
<Death_Tornado> yea thats right

 
~pball 38 <{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> im wearing a thong

 
~pball 39 <{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> its snowing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<MordenGeist[SDF]> no thats dandruff....go take a shower

 
~pball 40 <{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> ot u reckon i hould do
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> ff
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> some of my key arent orkin
<mattbuck> don't masturbate at the keyboard
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> k

 
~pball 41 <bdanzer> i knew a guy once with a 3.5 inch dong
<bdanzer> he acted alot like peel

 
~pball 42 <mattbuck> so did YOU get any porn for xmas?
<mattbuck> since you seemed so eager
<Father_Peel> no
<Father_Peel> just been watchin my brothers

 
~pball 43 <Father_Drunk_Peel> im not an idiot
<Father_Drunk_Peel> well
<Father_Drunk_Peel> i am
<Father_Drunk_Peel> but fuck it

 
~pball 44 <A_Very_Very_Drunk_Festive_Peel> brb, i need to shave my chest

 
~pball 45 <Peel> takes fuckin ages for them to come

 
~pball 46 <Peel_Precentor|Nev_Con_UK> i wanna bum Carol Vordeman

 
~pball 47 * Peel_Precentor|Nev_Con_UK kisses matts feet

 
~pball 48 <Khan_Michael_Klien> Peel, stfu, please; you're making idiots across the world look good
<Esau> look good? hell, he's helping them reproduce

 
~pball 49 <Peel> i just realised that now i have my own computer, as well as setting neveron as my home page
<Peel> i can downlaod porn

 
~pball 50 <Peel> i am a gay man

 
~pball 51 <mattbuck> peel... just to set my mind at rest... you've never starred in a solo scat movie, have you?
<Peel_recruiting> i have, why?

 
~pball 52 <Death_Tornado> peel... you send me kisses in your text messages

 
~pball 53 <Peel> hi greg
<Peel> any ideas about the 2005 cnv mech?
<Wayward_Son> i was going to make one with a lager hose on it
<Peel> large hose?
<Peel> wait... your gonna make a mech with a penis?

 
~pball 54 <{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> hey eggy
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> wanna know something kinky?
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> casper
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> do YOU wanna know something kinky?
<Glausy|TV> how come nobody asks me?
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> cos your not hot
<casper> not really peel....
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> yeah u do, so im gonna tell you
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> im wearing a thong!
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> it feels well nice
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> one could say it felt proper bo
<Capreolus> Peel... why in the hell are you wearing a thong?
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> u is not wikkid like me and the cas-man
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> u will see 2nite Capreolus
<Capreolus> and more worryingly, are you going to be wearing it to the Ball?
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> at the christmas ball
<Capreolus> oh crud...

 
~pball 55 <mattbuck> [12/03 - 11:01] <mattbuck> peel, are you writing a gay version of grease?
<mattbuck> [12/03 - 11:01] <Peel_Precentor> yes
<Peel_Precentor> ...
<Peel_Precentor> gays are funnyt
<Peel_Precentor> the very thought of 2 men goin at it is hilarious
<mattbuck> peel... we laugh AT you... what does that tell you?
<Thernel_Merc4Hire> *This information was brought to you by Peel, Entertaining #irc since 2001*

 
~pball 56 <{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> dt, u wanna tell em about my stunt
<Death_Tornado> if you want me to
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> ok
<Death_Tornado> im sure you want me to tell everyone
<Death_Tornado> peel got up on a table at the christmas ball
<Death_Tornado> started to strip
<Death_Tornado> to show everyone his thong
<Death_Tornado> lol
* Jim_afk (~john_p_la@adsl188.dyn238.pacific.net.sg) has left #neveron
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> u scared jim off

 
~pball 57 <Peel> shit
<Peel> i think im actually an alcoholic

 
~pball 58 * Peel is now known as Mom

 
~pball 59 <UberilKhan_Peel> attack the wobbie

 
~pball 60 <Zakarius> Peel, you have decended to new depths of stupidity and retardation. I dont know wether to salute you, or revile you

 
~pball 61 <Peel|sellin_salvaged_asult_mec> who wants a salvaged stone rhino
<Peel|sellin_salvaged_asult_mec> a salvaged stone rhino with less armour and weight
<Peel|sellin_salvaged_asult_mec> and more move
<Peel|sellin_salvaged_asult_mec> and less sensors but more move
<Peel|sellin_salvaged_asult_mec> i have a slavaged CGR-1L
<Peel|sellin_salvaged_asult_mec> basically the mech the rhino could have been

 
~pball 62 <Peel|mortified_at_matt> give me your rhino and ill give you consent

 
~pball 63 * Catherine_Hunter (Cat@m723b36d0.tmodns.net) has joined #neveron
<Peel> hi cat
<Catherine_Hunter> Peel, go fornicate in an alternate vector with a relative of your choosing.
* Peel humps his cousin
<Catherine_Hunter> You malbegotten, twit of questionable parentage and negative morality.
<Peel> i dont have questionable parentage
<Catherine_Hunter> You couldn't pour urine our of your own boots with instructions on the heel.
<Peel> i look exactly like my father
<Catherine_Hunter> Whichever one he was that night.
<Catherine_Hunter> You could lick the slime of the bottom of a 12th day corpse and it would be dirty for what you'd done.
<necigrad> Peel, does that mean you've tried sleeping with your mother? Or that she has tried to sleep with you?
<Catherine_Hunter> Maggots can be proud that they can look down on you from a great height.

 
~pball 64 <Catherine_Hunter> Peel was annoying.
<Catherine_Hunter> He was immature.
<Catherine_Hunter> He doesn't know when to quit.
<Catherine_Hunter> He is impolite and uncouth.
<Catherine_Hunter> He also does not have any sense of common decency in his behavior.
<Catherine_Hunter> I just loathe children like him.

 
~pball 65 <Zakarius> In a small way, I gotta feel sorry for Peel. I mean, no-one really deserves to be that annoying, with the exception of Rox and Flea

 
~pball 66 <Peel|hangover_food> how did u know i was spankin my ass

 
~pball 67 <Peel> and you cant beat a geek for cybersex
<Peel> he knows which buttons to press for sure

 
~pball 68 <X3> [mattbuck] Snape kills Snape kills dum dum dumdumdum Dumbledore dum dum dumdumdum Dumbledore NOOOO You Bitch!
<Peel> snape kills dumbledore?
<Peel> you cunt
<Peel> why would u tell ppl that
<Peel> like tellin ppl that santa dont exist
<mattbuck> santa doesn't exist
<mattbuck> nor does the easter bunny or the tooth fairy
<Peel> fuck you

 
~pball 69 <Peel> so what if i have a passion for being double teamed by a pair of big black men

 
~pball 70 <Peel> im sitting wearing a tight pink t shirt
<Peel> with wet blue swimming shorts
<Peel> in an internet cafe

 
~pball 71 <Peel> jesus christ
<Peel> women are so hard to understand
<Peel> i think itd be better if i just went gay

 
~pball 72 <Peel> i love cocks
<Peel> theyre mint

 
~pball 73 <Peel> is there a code i can use to ping him?
<mattbuck> /timer 0 0 /ctcp God-Emperor_LokiVeridis ping
* Peel (Peel@Peel.Users.AfterNET.Org) Quit (Excess Flood)
<Peel> it was worth it
* Peel (Peel@Peel.Users.AfterNET.Org) Quit (Excess Flood)

 
~pball 74 <mattbuck> http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/peel3.JPG
<mattbuck> http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/peel4.JPG
<mattbuck> aren't you glad he's not here?
<Raptor|BuyingSalvMechs|AFK> dear god
<Snabbit> holy mother of mercy
<Modelo> is that really peel
<Snabbit> he just took the words 'gross', 'excessive', and 'disgusting' to a new level

 
~pball 75 <Peel|Tea> i am gay
<Peel|Tea> please bum me
<Peel|Tea> anyone
<Peel|Tea> im missn the bummin

 
~pball 76 <Death_Tornado> last night
<Death_Tornado> Peel pissed against a wall after we left a club
<Death_Tornado> infront of load of police men
<Death_Tornado> they put him in the back of a van and took him away

 
~pball 77 <mattbuck> peel, you never told us what happened to you in prison
<Peel> lets just say
<Peel> i dropped the soap
<XIBIOUS> butt u did it on purpose
<J-NaDa> was chet there with you?
<jaggeh> his cornhole had a visit from the pink cyclops

 
~pball 78 * mattbuck slaps Peel around a bit with the kissy trout
<Uziel> No matt, youve got it all wrong...
* Uziel slaps Peel around a bit with a lead pipe

 
~pball 79 * Peel (percy@peels.force9.co.uk) Quit (Killed (Jaden (oops i slipped)))
<Jaden> lol
* Peel (percy@peels.force9.co.uk) has joined #neveron
* Jaden whistles innocently

 
~pball 80 <Peel> i wanna rape santa

 
~pball 81 <jaggeh> A/H/M/L?
<mattbuck> age/health/mental age/location?
<RedYeti> 18/decent/4/Centennial, CO!
* mattbuck waits for peel to ask yeti for cyber
<StCol|Hoppy|CJF> peel was cybering with chet at nevcon so im told
<Ravill> yea he was
<Ravill> he posted it in #wob

 
~pball 82 <{WoB}Peel-SnrPct> i started a txt with the following, what else should i write, (pm me answers); If i was in bed with you now, id kiss
<{WoB}Peel-SnrPct> no one say "your adams apple"
<Invader> penis?
<jaggeh> pink cyclops
<Mac{Buying_Salvage}> Purple Headed, Pink Cyclops
<Mac{Buying_Salvage}> with ejection features
<{WoB}Peel-SnrPct> If i was in bed with you now id kiss you passionately on your neck whilst rubbing my hands up your....
<Achilles-Merc> nose?
<Mac{Buying_Salvage}> Purple Headed, Pink Cyclops with ejection features

 
~pball 83 <{WoB}Peel-SnrPct> your only gay if you recieve anal sex
<jaggeh> peel once again your stupidity is astounding
<mattbuck> wow peel. by your own logic, every person you've ever been with is gay

 
~pball 84 <{WoB}Peel-SnrPct> i have made a lot of women gay

 
~pball 85 <Peel> how did u know my penis was in my hand?

 
~pball 86 <Peel|WAR> meow
<Sente> lol, i always knew you were a pussy peel, that confirms it ;)

 
~pball 87 <Peel|WAR> chet, did u build me that city?
<{WoB}Chetter_PcT> not yet
<{WoB}Chetter_PcT> which is good you wont lose it yet
<PaLaDiN> how the hell can u get chet to build u a city and i cant even get him to send me 5 dollars:P
<Peel|WAR> lol
<Peel|WAR> 2 words
<Peel|WAR> oral sex

 
~pball 88 <{WoB}Peel_SnrPct> i got a spot on my bell end
<Raptor> another std to add to ur collection peel?

 
~pball 89 <Raptor> soo
<Raptor> hows nev domination going peel?

 
~pball 90 <Peel|WAR> sorry i have been inactive of late
<Peel|WAR> its quite embarrasing
<Peel|WAR> i OD'd on laxative

 
~pball 91 <mattbuck> .addlamer Peel|Buying_30dp how do you spell sionara?
* X3 sets mode: +b *!*@h614287.serverkompetenz.net
* Peel|Buying_30dp was kicked by X3 ((mattbuck) how do you spell sionara?)
* Peel|Buying_30dp (EatMyShort@h614287.serverkompetenz.net) has joined #wob
* Peel|Buying_30dp was kicked by X3 ((mattbuck) how do you spell sionara?)
* Peel|Buying_30dp (EatMyShort@h614287.serverkompetenz.net) has joined #wob
* Peel|Buying_30dp was kicked by X3 ((mattbuck) how do you spell sionara?)
*** 30 kicks later ***
* {FMLL}TJ_General sets mode: -e *!*@Peel.users.afternet.org
<Peel|Buying_30dp> dont take that off
<Peel|Buying_30dp> thats my protection!!
* Peel|Buying_30dp was kicked by X3 ((mattbuck) how do you spell sionara?)

 
~pball 92 <KOOLAID[AMI]|Busy> Don't piss off the person without a dangly between their legs
<{WoB}Baku|war> thats right
<{WoB}Baku|war> dont piss off peel

 
~pball 93 <{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> i work for Al Quaeda now
<{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> you know that suicide bombing the other day
<{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> that was me

 
~pball 94 <{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> awwwwww
<{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> my gf just rang me up crying
<{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> cos she misses me
<{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> ive been away for like 15hours
<{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> and shes in hysterics
<ItCouldBeBunnies> peel,.. you should have left her in the pushchair outside the shop where you found her

 
~pball 95 <{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> shes really really drunk
<ItCouldBeBunnies> like when you met her
<{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> yes actually
<ItCouldBeBunnies> when the alcohol wears off, and her friends tell her what she's got off with, she'll be on amphetamins

 
~pball 96 <{WoB}Chetter_PcT> WoB is currently accepting aplications for new "friends" here on neveron since our old ones "fwlm" went crazy and stopped putting out for us we need new "friends"
<Tigre> isn't that why you have Peel?
<{WoB}Chetter_PcT> yes but its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway now

 
~pball 97 <ItCouldBeBunnies> peel,.. doesn't it put you off having sex with people that have hello kitty bedlinen and play with barbie?

 
~pball 98 <{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> shes called lorna
<{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> and im taking her for a date right now
<Massloki> yea, #neveron is hot

 
~pball 99 <{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> !pball 96
<mattbot2> | !pball 96 | <{WoB}Chetter_PcT> WoB is currently accepting aplications for new "friends" here on neveron since our old ones "fwlm" went crazy and stopped putting out for us we need new "friends"
<mattbot2> | !pball 96 | <Tigre> isn't that why you have Peel?
<mattbot2> | !pball 96 | <{WoB}Chetter_PcT> yes but its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway now
<{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> so true

 
~pball 100 <{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> and if anyone can name a girl under 16 who ive been with sexually without talkin to DT i will give you a dp
<mattbuck> peel - juicy_ju_9@hotmail.com
<mattbuck> [02:32:09 PM] Chris Peel -: do u want me to invite my 15 year old gf into the convo
<mattbuck> 1dp please
<{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> i never slept with that one
<{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> in the ass doesnt count
<Kisumi> so u can basically ass-screw anyone and escape rape charges?
<mattbuck> i think peel was saying that the girl screwing him in the ass didn't count as sex
<{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> no one has ever screwed me in the ass
<{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> theyve slipt me a digit but thats as far as it goes
<CountWolf[AFK]> if you guys could stop saying count now, id rather not have to be beeped every line for a talk of peel having sex
<CountWolf[AFK]> that is definitely not on the list of things i want to do today

 
~pball 101 <Sente> would you be suprised if i said i was your... father?
<{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> and i am your...mother?
<{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> Sente raped me
<Sente> no peel, youre my bitch
<{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> it was rape cos i didnt push back
<Sente> damn, rape statistics just went up for married people...

 
~pball 102 <{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> i have Randy bikini photos
<{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> WWS gave me them

 
~pball 103 <{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> i am Hetrosexual
<Eggy> who's been fingered in the ass
<mattbuck> and liked it
<{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> by a girl
<Eggy> says YOU
<mattbuck> and more to the point, complained when he didn't get it
<{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> eggy, have u ever been fingered in the ass?
<Eggy> no - i think i can live without that TYVM
<Tzu-Theory> omg wtf just happen to the innocent Nev MIRC

 
~pball 104 <bekie> who in here has daughters?
<Tigre> mine is 10
<{WoB}Peel|SnrPct[FMLL]> shotgun

 
~pball 105 <John_Church> why were you banned?
<PeelNev_ConUK> mattbuck hates me because i didnt sleep with him because i like girls and not boys

 
~pball 106 <Peel> my dad was a girl
<Peel> i dont see why i shouldnt be

 
~pball 107 <squire> Peel entertained everyone all weekend
<Arkidda> entertained.... scary thought
<ItCouldBeBunnies> squire,... peel giving everyone a poledance and then a lapdance, before inviting them to bed is more entertaining to us in channel than it would possibly be to those who went to nevcon-uk
<squire> peel did a poledance?
<Macca> where?!?!
<squire> must have missed it
<Theseus> dang

 
~pball 108 <Peel> lemme just clear something up
<Peel> i did not spoon with macca

 
~pball 109 <Eggy> http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/nevcon2k6/36.JPG <<< PRICELESS!
<Klien> who's the one on the far side of the pic?
<Zakarius> Lessee.... Peel is the one hugging Macca
<Zakarius> That pic was taken about 25 mins ago too
<Klien> Not exactly hugging
<Klien> but look at his right hand
<Klien> gently caressing Macca's face :P

 
~pball 110 <Michael_Klien> Hell, Squire
<Michael_Klien> Pay me 25 billion and I'll NUKE 0, 0. ;)
<Michael_Klien> raze all the buildings, scrap all the crap inside... and give it to ya ;)
<squire> can i pay you in nights with peel?
<Michael_Klien> no
<mattbuck> squid... you'd have to pay -5000 nights with peel
<mattbuck> each night with peel is worth -$5mil
<{WoB}Macca-Adept> im owed money then

 
~pball 111 <Eggy> http://www.cambsshooting.co.uk/files/17.jpg
<Eggy> who has the undies on their head in that pic?

 
~pball 112 <Peel> <---------- will pay dp for it

 
~pball 113 <J-NaDa> me and Peel have sex all the time
<{WoB}Peel-SnrPct> Naughty lawnmower sex

 
~pball 114 <mattbuck> Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus
<Fitue> i wonder if that happened to peel in prison?

 
~pball 115 <mattbuck> i can't say I've ever looked under peel's bed
<mattbuck> I'd be too afraid of finding a dead body
<Ovie> dont worry mb, its just a blowup doll
<Eggy|afkish> and ovie knows cuz he put it there
<aRTee> even the doll dumped him
<aRTee> said he was full of wind

 
~pball 116 <Peel> * Now talking in #gaybar

 
~pball 117 <mattbuck> what exactly did peel do?
<{CS}Snow_Fox-Pct> not sure
<{CS}Snow_Fox-Pct> but since we know its peel
<{CS}Snow_Fox-Pct> we can assume it was pretty stupid

 
~pball 118 <Peel> ??
<Peel> topic?
<mattbuck> ^_-
<mattbuck> ~topic
<mattbot3> mattbuck: Topic in #neveron is 'Nev is down, new rodent being acquired, hopefully by Wednesday| http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/sepia.jpg << Peel or not, you decide!'
<Peel> i dont have curly hair
<mattbuck> do you pose naked in stupid sunglasses for photos tinted sepia?
<Peel> no comment

 
~pball 119 * Topic is '24 days remain'
* Set by mattbot3 on Wed Nov 01 14:31:43
<Tigre> what does that topic mean?
<Capreolus> it's counting down to a release date. I'm not quite sure what's being released, and won't guess for fear of making a fool of myself
<Tigre> :)im since the reset
<Capreolus> dear goodness, I've not heard anyone talk about Peel in months
<Capreolus> how is that dried up spawn of a cesspit doing?

 
~pball 120 <NevLord_Peel> ive chosen nudity over a good connection

 
~pball 121 * Peel (Si_Smooth@cpc2-shep3-0-0-cust269.lei3.cable.ntl.com) has joined #neveron
<Peel> now then
<Sente{FWLM-C}> oh god, hide the 12-year-olds, its peel
<Peel> you have 12yr olds?

 
~pball 122 <Tigre> http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/12/19/premarital.sex.ap/index.html
<Tigre> Reality check: 95 percent of Americans had premarital sex
<Tigre> no crap!!!!!
<Dee> uh, considering the age of people when they start having sex here in north america
<Dee> and the lack of morality these days
<Dee> not nearly as many god fearing people
<mattbuck> seems that most 14 year olds have had sex now
<Tigre> with peel

 
~pball 123 <Modelo> Peel looks handsome in those pictures
<Modelo> like a tranny angel

 
~pball 124 <Peel> im bringing sexy back

 
~pball 125 * Peel f's Death_Tornado in the a

 
~pball 126 * Peel_bad_connection (Si_Smooth@peels.force9.co.uk) has joined #Legion
<mattbuck> peel
<mattbuck> is your bad connection because you're naked again?
<Aschmo> ok, I just _don't_ want to know what a bad connection has to do with a naked peel
<Tigre> aschmo, depends on what he plugs in

 
~pball 127 <mattbot3> | ~pball 18 | <mattbot2> | !pball 17 | <Peel> whats a windows directory?
<mattbot3> | ~pball 18 | <Peel> what is one?
<mattbot3> | ~pball 18 | <Peel> thats not funy
<mattbot3> | ~pball 18 | <Peel> cos i dont know what it is
<Lt_Col_DonJay> hilarious
<Lt_Col_DonJay> that's really really dumber then my lube ignorance
<Lt_Col_DonJay> mine at least is a linguistic problem...peels ignorance however is a serious mental problem

 
~pball 128 <Dee> ...
<Dee> boy can I see that coming back to haunt me
<Dee> at least I haven't admitted to having sex with 12 year olds!
<Dee> score: Dee 1, Peel 0

 
~pball 129 <mattbuck> happy now?
<Death_Tornado> no
<Dee> !
<Death_Tornado> i cant believe he is leaving!!
<Dee> BE HAPPY DAMN YOU!
<Dee> I swear if you don't start being happy I'm gonna MAKE you happy!
<Dee> even if I have to PAY peel

 
~pball 130 <castro_the_cat> Come to think of it, there's not a lot of things that are better when Peel's around.
<castro_the_cat> A firing squad in need of target practice, perhaps?

 
~pball 131 <mattbuck> So, I see Loughborough has a nude calendar. How come you're not in it?
<Peel> i didnt know there was one
<Laura> that's just ewww. are those really the best loughborough has to offer?

 
~pball 132 <mattbuck> hi dt
<Death_Tornado> hi
<mattbuck> how many times has peel tried to sleep with you?
* Death_Tornado (williamcol@AC8E78D4.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Quit)

 
~pball 133 <castro_the_cat> I'm sure peel has tried to sleep with me on numerous occasions - he just keeps disguising himself as different people
<mattbuck> did he succeed?
<aussiegolfer> on numerous occasions?
<castro_the_cat> Only when cunningly disguised as a woman....
<mattbuck> so...
<mattbuck> peel did you up the bum?
<castro_the_cat> He assured me it was just a strap on

 
~pball 134 <General_Maghetti{NC}> count your amazing
<General_Maghetti{NC}> we so gotta do that
<General_Maghetti{NC}> get me peels number
<General_Maghetti{NC}> and winnie to!

 
~pball 135 <facebook> Chris Peel answered a section of the FilthBook test.
<facebook> Answering the Platonic Relations section, he scored 0.0% purity, ranking him as a danger to society, on his answers; his overall score is now 0.0% purity, ranking him as a danger to society.

 
~pball 136 <Peel> i dont like porn

 
~pball 137 <Peel> weird
<Peel> you knob dogs
<weird> i deny that accusation vehemently
<weird> in fact I think you knob macca
<weird> we saw the pics

 
~pball 138 <Malachi> i remember i had the bright idea of forming a "commonwealth" based on players from the commonwealth countries
<Malachi> til planck pointed out that wud give peel membership by right

 
~pball 139 <Peel> hookers in the Uk vary from £5-£100
<Malachi> £5?? wtf would that buy u
<GCmdr_Arden_Pryde[KG-LM]> a dead hooker
<Malachi> no wonder peel knows the price with AIDS
<Peel> im not even joking
<Peel> you have to give them £5 to get out of your car
<Malachi> so basically as arden was sayin, a dead hooker
<Peel> for £100 you can go to a brothel
<Peel> well, £85
<Peel> and get a gorgeous gorgeous girl who will give you a massage, BJ and sex in a jacuzzi
<GCmdr_Arden_Pryde[KG-LM]> or you can take a girl out to dinner and have like 99% less chance of getting a STD
<Peel> arden, dont be a fool, wrap your tool
<Peel> all hookers wear condoms anyway

 
~pball 140 <weird> didnt you and macca get it on mattbuck style?
<Peel> yes weird, thats what happened
<Peel> another one for your wank bank there!
<weird> WOO he confessed
<weird> someone setinfo that

 
~pball 141 * Peel (Jigga@peels.force9.co.uk) has joined #neveron
<Seraph> holy snot bubbles fatman!
<Seraph> it's the legendary Peel!
* Seraph flees in panic!!
<Peel> legendary?
<Peel> more notorious
<Peel> i decided today that I was the most experienced player on neveron and the most modest too

 
~pball 142 <Peel> the american economy is very weak
<Peel> the english economy is strong
<Peel> especially in YORKSHIRE
<aussiegolfer> especially the hookers
<aussiegolfer> especially near your place
<aussiegolfer> especially the male ones

 
~pball 143 <Peel> i fancy a good ole gbing

 
~pball 144 <Peel> whats the easiest way to unclaim land not in your SOI
<weird_buyingDP> using the unclaim button
<Peel> on the map?
<Tredesde> no. on your keyboard
<Peel> there is no unclaim button on my keyboard

 
~pball 145 <Peel> men at work
<Peel> i love men at work

 
~pball 146 <Peel> bwahahahaha
<Peel> my brothers just moved to uni
<Peel> and hes at hull
<Peel> and hes in the room where someone got murdered last year

 
~pball 147 <facebook> Chris Peel is looking forward to the Cross Dressing Barn Dance.

 
~pball 148 <Dee> neat
<Dee> peel being beat up
<Dee> although it looks like a black man instead of a little girl beating him up
<Dee> he must stay away from cameras around the little girls

 
~pball 149 <Peel> i got drunk once and donated for a gecko

 
~pball 150 http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/peel8.jpg

 
~pball 151 <Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> ~pball latest
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> JESUS MOTHER OF GOD
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> matt
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> thats not nice.
<mattbuck> huh?
<mattbuck> ~pball latest
<mattbot3> | ~pball 150 | http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/peel8.jpg
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> ....the picture
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> it should be made illegal.
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> NOBODY click that link
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> you will regret it
<mattbuck> peel: the new goatse
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> .....
<SupermarketZombies> oh geez
* Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB} is afk - puking

 
~pball 152 <mattbuck> my gf just said that it was disappointing peel didn't show his thong at nevcon
<mattbuck> HELP ME!

 
~pball 153 <Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> Elisius - thats the perk of being british - none of our insults are programmed into Church Puppy
<Elisius> Arse
<Elisius> Woo hoo!
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> arse tit
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> balls
<mattbuck> peel
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> woah woah matt, dont go TOO far
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> there might be children here, we dont want to expose them to that level of depravity

 
~pball 154 <aussiegolfer> peel may not be gay, but mattbuck seems to have an unhealthy fixation on him
<Tigre> aussie, some may even say he worships Peel. . .
<mattbuck> some say he knows only two facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong
<aussiegolfer> peel is the STIG? wowo
<mattbuck> didn't think you'd get the reference
<toscotto_afkish> no way is Peel the stig, ther is no zipper in the backside of those leathers

 
~pball 155 <mattbuck> you about to be attacked?
<mp00> a friend is
<mattbuck> it's always "a friend"
<mattbuck> "I knew a friend who did drugs", "I knew a friend who went to a Spice Girls gig"
<mp00> so you went to the spice girl concert MB? :P
<mattbuck> nah, I went to McFly gigs 3 times. sarna wants me to go to the spice girls though
<mp00> so it was peel who went to spice girls trying to pick up 12 year olds?
<mattbuck> maybe
<mattbuck> he heard one was called baby spice and got all excited

 
~pball 156 * GCmdr_Arden_Pryde[LM] (bwatt22@arden.Users.AfterNET.Org) has joined #neveron
<X3> [GCmdr_Arden_Pryde[LM]] <Peel> all hookers wear condoms anyway
<Elisius_Can_Write> True, Peel's ghostly voice, true
<Elisius_Can_Write> *Gulp* Peel is right behind me, isn't he?
<mattbuck> yes. he's naked and has a bottle of lube
<Elisius_Can_Write> AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Help, sonmeone! Help me!
<mattbuck> I am so so sorry.
<Maghetti> I'd like to meet peel

 
~pball 157 <mattbot3> Item 1 of 18: 52 Loo Rolls donated by Arden. Notes: Used
<mattbot3> 4 available winners, rolling dice... roll is a 1. Congratulations to Peel!

 
~pball 158 <Maghetti{NC}> how do I sign up for the raffle?
<mattbuck> just be here in 24hrs
<Maghetti{NC}> ok
<Maghetti{NC}> is peel in a thong on the prize list?

 
~pball 159 <Elisius> ~pball
<Elisius> Wow, Peel is a whore

 
~pball 160 <WingedPuma> uziel, you're about as lovable as a wedgy while wearing a thong
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> oh BABY
<mattbuck> puma, why have you worn a thong?
<Khan_Aquila_Opriq-Perez{CGS}> hey now, ive worn a thong
<Khan_Aquila_Opriq-Perez{CGS}> dont get pushy matt
<WingedPuma> any straight guy who is comfortable with their sexuality has worn a thong
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> sooo, youre saying you wore a thong huh?
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> Go join the peel club

 
~pball 161 <{WoB}Peel_SnrPct> chet has my phone number
<{WoB}Peel_SnrPct> he rims me regularly
<{WoB}Peel_SnrPct> *rings
<{WoB}Peel_SnrPct> BAD typo

 
~pball 162 <Facebook> Chris Peel is attending Coming out of the closet party.

 
~pball 163 * mattbuck slaps vader around a bit with a large trout
<mattbuck> no using gay as a derogatory
<GrizzlyViking> yeah, use homo or something ;o)
<mp00> or just use 'peel' in that context
<mp00> could fit for nearly anything though
<mattbuck> excellent
<GrizzlyViking> son of a peel
<vader> "I've just been Peeled!"
<mattbuck> GrizzlyViking, you do realise anyone from northern england under the age of 6 is son of a peel?
<GrizzlyViking> what the peel are you talking about?
<mp00> you trying to peel with me?
<GrizzlyViking> shut the peel up!
<mp00> im gonna peel you up!
<mattbuck> get the peel off me
<mattbuck> useful in many contexts
<GrizzlyViking> peel that!
<mattbuck> you only get into problems when you get to "I'd peel that peel"
<GrizzlyViking> it kinda breaks down at that point

 
~pball 164 <Uziel> The image of peel in a gimp suit is etched into my memory forever

 
~pball 165 <Dee> big dong land is level 0 now
<Dee> I think peel got killed again
<mp00> thats what he gets for touching small boys and girls

 
~pball 166 <Kelly> If you say Peel 3 times Peel will show up, and you don't want Peel back do you?
<Uziel> Peel
<Uziel> Peel
<Uziel> Peel!
<j0k3rCPG> I do want peel back
<Uziel> Peel was entertaining.
<j0k3rCPG> I would trade him for Uzi, because Uzi is not funny
<Uziel> well Joker, apparently I AM peel.
<mattbuck> uzi, as long as jen is post-pubescent, you aren't peel

 
~pball 167 * mattbuck (mattbuck@mattbuck.Users.AfterNET.Org) has joined #neveron
<X3> [mattbuck] http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com | <mattbot3> http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/peel8.jpg <Chameleon> "may I perform intercourse in your baby maker?"
<Damz|drinking> god peel is sexy

 
~pball 168 <Tigre> MADRID, Spain (CNN) -- Spanish police have arrested 121 men and seized millions of computer files in the country's biggest operation against child pornography on the Internet.
<Tigre> has anyone heard if Peel is in Spain?

 
~pball 169 * Naked|drunk|Damz (Damz@cpc3-eswd3-0-0-cust963.renf.cable.ntl.com) has joined #neveron
<shas> hi peel

 
~pball 170 <shas> what did peel do to that girl
<mattbuck> she was on a bike
<mattbuck> he clotheslined her
<shas> wtf why did he do that
<mattbuck> he's peel

 
~pball 171 <Damz> dnt think peel is weird for doin stripteases
<Damz> i do them when im drunk
<Damz> ask rap
<Damz> he knows wot my job involves

 
~pball 172 <jake|nothereputuparenas> eggy was complaining how cold it was last night
<Raptor|needs2dp> well it prolly was
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> eggy is always complainin
<{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> ooh its so cold, ohh i have no more cookies. OOOHH i wish peel was here to pleasure me
<Raptor|needs2dp> lol peel
<Raptor|needs2dp> i think u gettin kicked
* Eggy|nomorecookies sets mode: +b *!*@host81-137-205-66.in-addr.btopenworld.com
* {WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus was kicked by Eggy|nomorecookies (only in your dreams)
<MordenGeist[SDF]> lol

 
~pball 173 <Capreolus> anyway, is it true Peel's got mumps?
<Death_Tornado> i doubt it
<Capreolus> lol
<Warrior> normally we end up dicussing what peel hasnt got
<Warrior> style, charisma...the ability to walk straight...
<Malachi{cult}> a gf thats legal
<Capreolus> Lol
* Warrior shudders
<Capreolus> Peel-slaggin-off session for tonight begins

 
~pball 174 <ggfr> not a small clusterous bacterial growth on dog poop
<Shinagami101> ggfr.... you're referring to Peel right?

 
~pball 175 <PaLaDiN> someone send this to matt its a funny convo:P
<Tigre> too long for a nevball though :/
<PaLaDiN> no its not
<PaLaDiN> have you seen peels
<castro_the_cat> I'd rather not see Peel's

 
~pball 176 <Dee> this battle is gonna hurt them more than it hurts peel when he pees

 
~pball 177 <Elisius> Rocking out is the cure for all wounds. Physical, Emotional, Mental, Transdimensional, and those of the Peel variety that no one wants to admit exist
* Elisius rocks out

 
~pball 178 <{WoB}Peel|VoteME4Primus> !nevball 30
<mattbot2> Fuck off Peel

 
~pball 179 <kitkatkate> i am Peels gf
<Antioch-Bell> i see
<Antioch-Bell> hi chet

 
~pball 180 <Macca> i thought i was resident idiot..
<Macca> now peel has taken over

 
~pball 181 <FeaR> Peel has Penis breath
<Damz> fear how wld u know that?
<FeaR> kate told me
<Shinagami101> we all know how you know ;)
<FeaR> ok so i kissed him

 
~pball 182 <ItCouldBeBunnies> Lets face it WingedPuma, you're the source of many a brilliant quote. And unlike peel, they don't involve sex with 14 year olds

 
~pball 183 <Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{BA}> Sigh. I hate ODEs with retarded initial conditions. I'll pretend I didn't see them.
<Ben_Holland> ODE?
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{BA}> Ordinary differential equation
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{BA}> this ones a second order constant coefficient linear one, actually
<Ben_Holland> ah, big fancy calculus terms that due to my suck-ass skill at Geometry, I was not allowed to learn :(
<mattbuck> i had a fun module last year on nonlinear differential equations
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{BA}> mattbuck, I like my mind intact, Give me another year before you start telling me about them :p
<mattbuck> it was actually about the most fun i've ever had with calculus, in major part because it wasn't arbitrarily "integrate this" or "do that"
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{BA}> Yeah. That gets on my tits. being a bastardised physics/mathematician type thing, when I get given an ODE I look at it and think "this is modelling what, exactly?"
<Snow_Fox> Peels chances of being clean from a std

 
~pball 184 <Modelo|oledoM> stupid creepy new employee here at work
<Modelo|oledoM> i was looking at pics on 13gb and there so happen to be a side boob pic
<Modelo|oledoM> and the guy was standing right behind me and asked if i can go back to that pic
<Modelo|oledoM> and i was like yeah...okay, and then he started asking me if i can show him porn sites, and i was like no..
<Modelo|oledoM> he's soooo freaking creepy
<Arden_Laptop> it's peel's brother
<Velicious{OTK}> why would peel relative be lookin at boobs?
<Arden_Laptop> because peel has enough... gay... to clear out his entire family

 
~pball 185 <Fernando> wat u think of peel putting an emp in dd?
<Malachi> im gonna get bummed

 
~pball 186 <shas> somehow i doubt we would invade scotland
<tosc_afk> it has oil? the us will then :p
<shas> they're gonna invade the east midlands next </old joke>
<Peel> i already have!
<Peel> have you heard of the joy division
<Peel> a nazi group of SS soldiers set up to impregnate ethnically pure women to enhance the aerian race
<Peel> well that's what im doing
<Peel> turning east midlands into yorkshire

 
~pball 187 <BakuVJ|> pew pew pew
<BakuVJ|> argggh! you got meee!
* GC_Elisius_Von_Pryde[CW] (monkey_fro@67.183.199.36) Quit (Quit)
<shas> we got eli yessss
<BakuVJ|> :D friendly fire!
<mattbuck> you got something else too
<shas> what else do i have
<mattbuck> chlamydia
<shas> i hate peel right now
<BakuVJ|> never be bitch with peel
<shas> you could have told me that before

 
~pball 188 <iLLKhan_Dookie_Dookie[Clan-Mup> pball i take it is pedoball?

 
~pball 189 <Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> i predict i will get laid tonight ;)
<Khan_Murphy{CGB}_recruiting> farm animals dont count
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> damn :P
<ivarroland{FWL}> might braoden that to animals in general, avoid the loophole so to speak
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> u mean the peel hole

 
~pball 190 <Snow_Fox> holy crap on a crap cracker its Peel. what have you been up to?
<Peel> going to the gym
<Peel> having sex with beautiful women
<Peel> waking up next to women who are less beautiful than the night before

 
~pball 191 <Peel> i've got a real hard on

 
~pball 192 * Peel_drunk is now known as Peel_wank
* Peel_wank is now known as Peel_wank_sleep
* Peel_wank_sleep is now known as Peel_sleep
<Razion> Man, your a 10 second cannon huh peel?

 
~pball 193 <Peel> im not gay
<Peel> and if i was, it wouldnt be with boys
<Peel> it would be with beautiful ladies
<Malduc> thats not gay though
<Lord_Mordur> lol chet isnt a lady peel :P
<Peel> his boobs are big enough

 
~pball 194 <J-NaDa> i love peel
<J-NaDa> he's the father of my unborn child
<J-NaDa> we artificially inseminated each other

 

 

 

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