Oddball

This page lists all the quotes which make up mattbot3's ~oddball function. ~oddball first appeared on 28th November 2007, after the creation of ~iball meant that random quotes no longer had an obvious home in ~nevball.

If you have a quote you think should be in ~oddball, or any of the other quoteballs, please come to #neveron_admin and post it to me.

 

Last update: 28th April 2010, 574 quotes

 

~oddball 1 * Devlin (Marty@81.99.141.179) has joined #neveron
<Devlin> ZERGYBLAHBLAH!!!
* Devlin (Marty@81.99.141.179) has left #neveron

 
~oddball 2 * Angus_Thermopyle aprecieats matt's terms of indearment
<Angus_Thermopyle> ack!
<Angus_Thermopyle> My Spelling! WOW!
<Angus_Thermopyle> What the bleeding drek is 'aprecieats'! LOL
<mp00-afk> you call that spelling?
<mattbuck> it's endearment
<Angus_Thermopyle> indearment? lol
<Angus_Thermopyle> I'm going back to bed
<mp00-afk> omg its not Angus!
<mp00-afk> its chet in disguise!
<Angus_Thermopyle> no kidding :(
<mp00-afk> hehe
<Angus_Thermopyle> Not bed then... hell

 
~oddball 3 <Winnie> MY ASS IS NOT STUPID

 
~oddball 4 <FeaR> http://community.webshots.com/photo/227613868/227618129OQJXVt
<FeaR> guess which one is me
<WardenWolf> the lame kid on the left
<FeaR> lol
<FeaR> no
<Li_Ra> the lame lookin kid on the right
<Li_Ra> :)

 
~oddball 5 * mattbuck slaps Malachi around a bit with a large trout
<Malachi> wot?
<mattbuck> [06/12 - 23:16] <mattbuck> hey j, did u see neighbours in the end?
<Malachi> nope wot happened?
<mattbuck> j... u missed the lesbian kiss
<Malachi> noooooooooooooooooooo
<mattbuck> i can't believe it
<Malachi> between who??????
<mattbuck> skye and lana
<Malachi> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Malachi> dammit!
* Malachi is now known as Mal_gutted

 
~oddball 6 <Wayward_here_for_2mins> .addman Eggy|GoLIONS
<Lazarus{Cult}> lol
<Eggy|GoLIONS> ROFL
<Eggy|GoLIONS> i'm a co-owner :P
<Khan_Michael_Klien> Awwww
<Eggy|GoLIONS> gimme list
<Khan_Tilly_Hakimi_AFK> its add coowner tilly
<Khan_Michael_Klien> WW wants you to be a man...Eggy
<weird{G}> an addadicktome
<Khan_Michael_Klien> How cute...
<Eggy|GoLIONS> no thats you klien :)
<Khan_Michael_Klien> Been there done that

 
~oddball 7 <PaLaDiN> i demand that.....arden be killed and dragged through the street naked
<PaLaDiN> and illicit photos of said corpse with chet
<imirk> thats a little morbid
<PaLaDiN> yes, yes it is

 
~oddball 8 <mattbuck> hey pala, pick a colour
<PaLaDiN> blue
<mattbuck> thanks
<PaLaDiN> why did u need me to pick a COLOR
<mattbuck> because I wanted to set your nick as a specific COLOUR
<PaLaDiN> oh so i'm a nice neon COLOR blue
<mattbuck> not really a neon shade of the COLOUR blue, but a nice blue anyway
<PaLaDiN> but a neon COLOR blue is nicer
<PaLaDiN> stupid brits:P
<mattbuck> I don't get that much choice when choosing a COLOUR
<mattbuck> dumb yanks :p

 
~oddball 9 * Snabbit slaps xc around a bit with a large trout
* xc grabs the trout, fries it and eats the fish
* Snabbit slaps xc with some chips and a lemon
<Zakarius> Fish and chips.... damnit, you;ve made me hungry now...

 
~oddball 10 * PaLaDiN slaps weird{G} around a bit with a large trout
<PaLaDiN> what are u still doing breathing?
<PaLaDiN> no one knows
<Comstar> what is WHO doing breathing?
<weird{G}> yes despite the high cost of living it remains popular
<weird{G}> I think he was trying to insult me
<PaLaDiN> nah
<PaLaDiN> if i was to insult u i'd go you cum guzziler goat raping whore
* PaLaDiN was kicked by weird{G} (PaLaDiN)
* PaLaDiN (PaLaDiN@u1040858.ul.warwick.net) has joined #neveron
<PaLaDiN> lol
<PaLaDiN> .access weird{G}
<PaLaDiN> who gave the loser ops:P
* weird{G} sets mode: +b *!*@u1040858.ul.warwick.net
* PaLaDiN was kicked by weird{G} (PaLaDiN)
<aussiegolfer> good job

 
~oddball 11 <CountWolf[AFK]> What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
<Khan_Glausy_Jeko> lol what
<Snabbit> ffs what
<kigai_strikes_back> normal
<ReLoad> lol
<CountWolf[AFK]> The French Army
<ReLoad> leave the garlic munching surrender monkeys alone
<Snabbit> i dont get the army one
<CountWolf[AFK]> the army is surrenedered
<Snabbit> how is raising their hands surrendering
* CountWolf[AFK] slaps Snabbit around a bit with a large trout
<Khan_Glausy_Jeko> forget it Snab, you'll never understand
<Snabbit> hehe
<Snabbit> thank god
<MordenGeist[SDF]> well it aint for a underarm deoderant commercial Snabbit

 
~oddball 12 * Nada|losing_weight is now known as {WoB}J-NaDa_AD
<aussiegolfer> your nick just lost about 5 characters, J-Nada
<{WoB}J-NaDa_AD> yo!
<aussiegolfer> congrats
<{WoB}J-NaDa_AD> thanks
<{WoB}J-NaDa_AD> i owe it all to viagra

 
~oddball 13 <Raptor_getting_drunk> ow
<Raptor_getting_drunk> i got friction burn on my but
<Raptor_getting_drunk> t
<Khan_Michael_Klien> Use lube next time

 
~oddball 14 <Khan_Michael_Klien> AFK, I got pixie stick sugar up my nose...

 
~oddball 15 <Gruffel_sucht_Piloten> wanna op me again?
<Khan_Michael_Klien> eggy says yer only for when we need you, so technically; you're a whore
<Khan_Michael_Klien> So i reported you for prostitution

 
~oddball 16 <Khan_Michael_Klien> On your way down the banister of life, may your ass collect tons of splinters

 
~oddball 17 <Throwdown> mmm
<Throwdown> listening to eric clapton on bathroom sound enviornment and drinking chocolate milk while high is awesome

 
~oddball 18 <Monna> sure what ever makes u feel good
<nicklamer|1rr3> i´m normally pissing my pants when someone like that happens...
* nicklamer|1rr3 is now known as nicklamer|pissed
<nicklamer|pissed> something to clean up would be nice Ô_o

 
~oddball 19 <Jaden> whoa wtf
<Jaden> b0lt is in here
<FeaR> he is always around under different nicks usually
<necigrad> Jaden, just gline him again
* b0lt (Fishun@pool-68-162-135-209.pitt.east.verizon.net) Quit (G-lined by Jaden)

 
~oddball 20 * Charlotte is lonely 2nyt
<mattbuck> lonely? with thernel offering?
<Charlotte> matthew u kno i cud never accept an offer like tht
<mattbuck> why not?
<Charlotte> im innocent lol
<ArchAngel> yes we all belive that one
<Archangel> next you will be raping Matt screaming "Im Innocent Im Innocent"

 
~oddball 21 <Michael_Klien> I think the only way someone would have a wet dream about me is if I dumped a bucket of water on their lap while subliminally whispering: "Mike is great in bed..." into their ear while wearing a pink thong and dancing to the tune of 'I'm a little teapot'

 
~oddball 22 <Jaden> ,resync
* X3 sets mode: -vvvvov ilKhan_Arden_Pryde Lazarus{Cult} Zonar Gunner Randy casper`
* X3 sets mode: -ovvvvv AFK KOOLAID[AMI]|AFK StCol_Elliott_Kerensky Kjeldor Draco{Cult} Dracs
* X3 sets mode: -vvvvoh LtCol_Ashen_Shugar CountWolf[AFK] Bert_AFK Mage|LW Khan_Michael_Klien mattbuck
* X3 sets mode: -vvvvvv mattbot2 Khan_Tenshi_Keller StCol_shade2 Chanalon_afk Reload_AFK_leave_MSG Takira
* X3 sets mode: -ovvoo Patryn Raptor|sellinglvl5fornevordp DuckieHo Jaden Pimp
<Jaden> nice

 
~oddball 23 <Michael_Klien> I swear to god
<Michael_Klien> if anyone posts spoilers about EP III
<Michael_Klien> I'll addlamer you until it comes out on VHS and DVD

 
~oddball 24 <WingedPuma> omfg! im never going to parties EVER again!
<Zakarius> Thats ok. We'll never invite you again
<WingedPuma> no im serious!
<Zakarius> So are we
<WingedPuma> i just went to the toilet and noticed something puberty related was missing
<WingedPuma> wtf
<Zakarius> Well, I doubt it was your virginity, so what then?
<WingedPuma> im gonna find out who the hell did it and kill em
<WingedPuma> im missing half of my damn hairs!

 
~oddball 25 <Michael_Klien> rofl
<Michael_Klien> the dog just ate my sister's underwear

 
~oddball 26 * Scream.NL.AfterNET.Org sets mode: +ooohhh

 
~oddball 27 <dDG> holy fuck my armpit smells like armpit

 
~oddball 28 <Malachi> probably referrin to my enormous wang

 
~oddball 29 <Noble> Driving Test Examiner: I'm afraid that if you'd put the handbrake on and done a 360 you might have hit a lamp-post, so I'm going to fail you

 
~oddball 30 <Syko> There were fish there as big as my penis!

 
~oddball 31 <Malachi> flea is the proof thers no lifeguard on the genepool

 
~oddball 32 * Hooker-Winnie (lordwinsto@free-ppp170.tele.QueensU.CA) has joined #Neveron
<weird> dont make me kick you
<Macca{STB}> he hasnt said anything yet
<Macca{STB}> lol
* Hooker-Winnie (lordwinsto@free-ppp170.tele.QueensU.CA) has left #Neveron
<weird> that was the most pleasant visit from winnie ever

 
~oddball 33 <painbringer> mercutio where is romeo lmao
* Mercutio (fxjlrwqpmm@host-84-9-70-145.bulldogdsl.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
* Accipiter is now known as Tybalt
* mattbuck is now known as Juliet
<Tybalt> I'm going to "slay" him
<Juliet> looks like you did already
<painbringer> holy crap its like the whole gang is here
* Juliet is now known as Romeo
<Tybalt> uh oh
* Romeo stabs Tybalt
* Romeo runs away
* Romeo is now known as mattbuck

 
~oddball 34 <WingedPuma> My boyfriend and i just saw eachother naked for the first time. It turns out that he has 3 testicals!!!!
<WingedPuma> Is that ok?

 
~oddball 35 <Snabbit> mm... tubgirl

 
~oddball 36 <Quack> patryn- simple rule here..dont like what i say ban me :) otherwise bah
* Patryn sets mode: +b *!*@wrpmg5.bioch.Virginia.EDU
* Quack was kicked by Patryn (Quack)

 
~oddball 37 <Michael_Klien> ...wow, I wish I could record what's on my screen right now
<Michael_Klien> my cursor is pointed perfectly between the < and the first letter in each name in the userlist
<Michael_Klien> so it's a finger
<Michael_Klien> and it's vibrating back and forth for some reason
<Michael_Klien> So I'm fingering each person that talks :P

 
~oddball 38 <PuppetMistress> I think Paladin is a bit like a slinky. Not really good for anything, but can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of steps

 
~oddball 39 <Mac> I didnt expect to get as far as I did
<Mac> then I went to bed, and well it all went downhill from there

 
~oddball 40 <Hoppy> pssst sente
<Sente> :p
<Hoppy> you're a lot like mattbuck...no one likes you, but you keep talking
<Sente> yeah, aint i great?

 
~oddball 41 <Optikal> Why is everything that comes out of chets mouth gay...?

 
~oddball 42 <Lord_Victor_Frost> you know...I just realized that I was about to ask for advice on females from you guys...
<Tigre> what the HELL were you thinking :)

 
~oddball 43 <WingedPuma> i havent dressed up as a girl since last year

 
~oddball 44 <John_Church> Church = Bored = Sleep
<John_Church> Night = Sleep + Drinking
<John_Church> Dark = - Light
<John_Church> Light = Energy = Effort = Time -> Dark = -Time
<John_Church> Night = Dark x Time = -(Time)^2
<John_Church> Sleep = Night - Drinking -> Sleep = -(Time)^2 - Drinking
<John_Church> Church = Sleep -> Church = -(Time)^2 - Drinking
<John_Church> Money = (Evil)^1/2
<John_Church> Time = Money -> Time^2 = Evil
<John_Church> Church = -(Evil) - Drinking
<John_Church> -Evil = Good
<John_Church> Church = Good - Drinking
<John_Church> Church + Drinking = Good

 
~oddball 45 <WingedPuma> i donated my ball to charity
<WingedPuma> those kids were kicking stones, i didnt think it was fair
<WingedPuma> I said ball!
<WingedPuma> i only have one ball
<WingedPuma> wait, shit no!
<WingedPuma> oh balls :(
<Big_Boss> you really walked into that one
<Arkidda> your yearly Crossdressing Formal Ball?
<WingedPuma> i dont cross dress!
<ItCouldBeBunnies> still wp,.. you do realise that if you admitted that actually you are indeed a girl, all these quotes would stop being so funny, and people would be nice to you till you sleep with peel.
<WingedPuma> all my dresses are mens dresses
<WingedPuma> im female
<WingedPuma> so stop picking on me and start flirting

 
~oddball 46 <PaLaDiN> lick my anal cavity after i eat mexican raptor
<mattbuck> mexican raptor? is that Raptor's evil twin?
<Raptor> lol
<Raptor> im evil enough max:P
<PaLaDiN> no ur not
<PaLaDiN> ur like the fluffy bunny of evil

 
~oddball 47 <mattbuck> i shall have to fix it when i create mattbot3. until then... meh
<Capreolus> mattbot3, Rise of the Mattbots
<mattbuck> mattbot3 - trying to come up with a better way of doing things
* Afterous runs
<Capreolus> matt creates an army of bots which go on the rampage across the internet. They're so disturbingly useful that people become reliant on them for everything, then matt's internet connection goes down from the amount of usage and the world's plunged into chaos
<Tigre> dunno. alien 3 was far worse than Alien 2 (aliens)
<Capreolus> starring Tom Cruise as mattbuck, Tony Robinson as Peel, and Hugh Laurie because I want to see him in a film for a change instead of TV
<mattbuck> what? no. i want hugh laurie to play me. tom cruise isn't worth the salary
<Tigre> boy george as Peel
<Dee> Tom Cruise could play Dee :p
<Afterous> no,no me i'm dead sexy
<Capreolus> dead sexy and with only one recognisable facial expression?
<Capreolus> ok, Hugh Laurie to play mattbuck, Boy George to play Peel. But then who will be WingedPuma?
<Dee> Ok...Afterous can play Dee then, if he's as sexy as he claims
<Capreolus> I'm not sure if mattbuck's the good guy or the bad guy in this film, actually. If he's the good guy, he's got to have at least one romantic love interest. Otherwise, he just needs a femme fatale sidekick
<Dee> When's Dee coming into things :( I can at least be the guy who gets killed by mattbots :(
<WingedPuma> capre, have eggy played by kiera knightley or julia stiles, someone who i can have an offset romance with
<Capreolus> WP, we're not having you romancing Eggy in any way. You're too young and she's too attached
<Malachi{Cult}> whos playin me
<imirk{AFK}> mal is keanu Reaves
<WingedPuma> ok then jude law

 
~oddball 48 <Lord_Victor_O`Frost> I need a lot of alcohol to forget what happened last night
<Prometheus> hmm?
<Alexander> what happened last night?
<Lord_Victor_O`Frost> well it LOOKED like a girl...had breasts and all
<Alexander> LOL
<Klien{AFK}> OMG
<Lord_Victor_O`Frost> and an adams apple...
<Lord_Victor_O`Frost> makes me glad I didn't do anything...too extreme
<WingedPuma> victor, you've just made peel look somewhat humanoid

 
~oddball 49 <Jamie> fyi im no longer a IRCop
<{WoB}Invader_PcT> sweet
<{WoB}Invader_PcT> the irc cops dont like me
<{WoB}Invader_PcT> :(
<{WoB}Invader_PcT> specially jaden
<Jamie> i AM Jaden
* {WoB}Invader_PcT (vircuser@adsl-71-143-46-212.dsl.scrm01.pacbell.net) has left #neveron

 
~oddball 50 <Hoppy> ~8ball is mb dumb?
<mattbot3> Hoppy: I doubt it
<Hoppy> ~8ball really?
<mattbot3> Hoppy: It is certain
<Hoppy> ~8ball i think you're lying
<mattbot3> Hoppy: Not really
<Hoppy> .8ball is mattbot3 lying?
<X3> Hoppy: My sources say no.

 
~oddball 51 * Phil (Snake@phil.Users.AfterNET.Org) Quit (Excess Flood)
* Phil (Snake@phil.Users.AfterNET.Org) has joined #neveron
* Phil (Snake@phil.Users.AfterNET.Org) Quit (Excess Flood)
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* Phil (Snake@phil.Users.AfterNET.Org) Quit (Excess Flood)
<ItCouldBeBunnies> it's the global warming,.. rising sea levels
* Phil (Snake@phil.Users.AfterNET.Org) has joined #neveron
* ItCouldBeBunnies throws Phil a liferaft

 
~oddball 52 <Inc> is macca a boy or girl...could be cool or very embarrassing
<{Bob}> inc, you said that badly
<{Bob}> boy = cool, girl = embarrassing...something you're not telling us

 
~oddball 53 <John_Church> im half nude
<Malduc_Icaza> Not in my hotel room sucka
<Malduc_Icaza> that's for chets room
<John_Church> ok fine
<John_Church> I will wear nothing in your room then
<Malduc_Icaza> sweet
<Malduc_Icaza> klien said he'd bring the body lotion

 
~oddball 54 <WingedPuma> ok stop making fun of the ascii penis

 
~oddball 55 <Dee> your cat looks kinda pudgy
<Eggy> she's a lil ole thing, weighs only like 13lbs, has loads of hair
<Tigre> it's half tabby and half Chet
* Eggy slaps Tigre around a bit with a large trout
<Eggy> she's a calico
<Eggy> NOT a tabby
<Tigre> wouldn't that be a Chetlicko then?
<Eggy> hell NO

 
~oddball 56 <{WoB}ZeaL> OMFG
* {WoB}ZeaL cries
<{WoB}ZeaL> dont read mattbucks adult stories
* {WoB}ZeaL cries some more
<{WoB}ZeaL> its the worst
<Capreolus> ROFL
* {WoB}ZeaL limps off with mental damage.
* {WoB}ZeaL has even more damage than he started with now
<{WoB}ZeaL> Well anyway.... thats the last time i'm reading tower prices and straying from the path.
* {WoB}ZeaL nods at a lesson well learnt.

 
~oddball 57 * david puts a condom on his e-penis

 
~oddball 58 <Death_Tornado> wow
<Death_Tornado> dont know if i will sleep tonight
<Death_Tornado> just watched the last oc
<Death_Tornado> marrissa died

 
~oddball 59 <PaLaDiN> any guy wanna cyber?
<PaLa> sure:P
<PaLaDiN> please get off of my name, idiot
<PaLa> always wanted to fuck my handsome self
<PaLaDiN> woh
<PaLaDiN> man wheres the admins
<PaLa> Mmmm sexy
* Eggy sets mode: +b *!*@u1040858.ul.warwick.net
* PaLa was kicked by Eggy (Bye.)
* Eggy sets mode: +b *!*@69-175-146-87.chvlva.adelphia.net
* PaLaDiN was kicked by Eggy (Bye.)
<^Tzu-Theory{afk}> Eggy should be a punter for the NFL

 
~oddball 60 <Death_Tornado> dont like being inside bored
<mattbuck> go look at porn
<Death_Tornado> already done that
<Death_Tornado> and im now listening to take that

 
~oddball 61 <Tigre> DT did it
<Tigre> he won't be around for long
* Death_Tornado (williamcol@dsl82-163-184-219.as15444.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

 
~oddball 62 <d2bergler> more importantly, which of my cats decided to get toothpaste on my keyboard

 
~oddball 63 <Zartek> mattbuck whats your opinion on the status of n.ireland within the united kingdom?
<Zartek> be advised you maybe ridiculed upon your answer

 
~oddball 64 <Ovie> .8 will i ever get laid?
<X3> Ovie: Never.
<Ovie> that figures

 
~oddball 65 <DonJay> what's a lube?

 
~oddball 66 <Cambone> .summon Mattbot3
* mattbot3 (mattbot3@mattbot3.Users.AfterNET.Org) has joined #DD
* buc` sets mode: +o mattbot3
<Death_Tornado> you guys have no idea what you have done now

 
~oddball 67 <mattbuck> hitler lives at the south pole
<Alexander> lol
<NC|NevLordLumpy> finally
<mattbuck> from there he's taken over the inner earth
<NC|NevLordLumpy> mb speaks of the truth!
<mattbuck> with help from space aliens
<NC|NevLordLumpy> DAMN RIGHT!

 
~oddball 68 <aussiegolfer> i have this strange feeling Squid and macca have competitions
<aussiegolfer> to see who can annoy the #neveron ops more/faster
<aussiegolfer> this strange feeling being listening to them talk about it in another channel

 
~oddball 69 <Dee> no offense to the americans, but it's really not my fault you cheapen the world by existing

 
~oddball 70 <Arkidda> you know, one of these days, I need to get myself a rolling pin made out of mech armor and smooth out Lumpy
<Arkidda> turn Lumpy into Smoothy

 
~oddball 71 <Rianna_Rose> I'm sorry... the only good thing coming from england in the last 5 years has all come from one explosives expert from wales
<mattbuck> uhm...
<Malachi> holy shit rianna

 
~oddball 72 * Wayward_Son is now known as Wayward_Naked
* CountWolf[AFK] sniffs Wayward_Naked and pokes him with his nose
<CountWolf[AFK]> o.O
<CountWolf[AFK]> ewwwww
<CountWolf[AFK]> we didnt need to know that WW

 
~oddball 73 <Khan_Squire_Van_Houten> .setinfo You have failed to receive file "macca likes cock.txt" from Macca.

 
~oddball 74 <weird> ohh Darth Arden Get Princess Arkidda She has the plans for the DEST star
<weird> nm she gave them to Mp00 and R2Dee
<mattbuck> the question you must ask
<mattbuck> do you REALLY want to "fire torpedoes" up Pancho's "exhaust port"

 
~oddball 75 <mattbuck> .a Arden
<Arden> maybe I don't want you to access me !
<aussiegolfer> so what are you going to do about it?
<Arden> and I DONT want you fingering me aussie!
<aussiegolfer> lol - just wanted to see if you'd notice
<KD> you didn't even try, arden
<KD> it's high time you discover your metrosexual self
<Arden> I'll take care of it
<Arden> doh

 
~oddball 76 <{FWL}Chetter> havok just doesnt love me the way he used to
<Havok_Beoulve> your looser than you used to be....

 
~oddball 77 <LuMPy> I GARFUNKLED your mother last night Trebek!

 
~oddball 78 <Malachi> im a barbie girl in a barbie world
<Malachi> life is plastic its fantastic
<Malachi> those lyrics are just so deep its amazing
<LuMPy-Pissed> i always wondered about you mal ;)
<Uziel> indeed.
* Malachi was kicked by Michael_Klien (Scarring the youth of the world.)
* Malachi (themasterh@cpc2-oxfd5-0-0-cust347.oxfd.cable.ntl.com) has joined #neveron
* Malachi was kicked by aussiegolfer (Scarring the elderly of the world.)

 
~oddball 79 <toscotto> ~8ball how many times did Mags wank it last night?
<mattbot3> 2 million.
<toscotto> no shit?
<toscotto> ~8ball Is mags compensating?
<mattbot3> Look deep into yourself - you will find the answer there.
<toscotto> holy shit no!

 
~oddball 80 <James_Blake> ItCouldBeBunnies made me happy in my pants.

 
~oddball 81 <Kato> You knows what wierd, and I am totally serious about this. Whenever I download ACDC on limewire it gets really fast
<Kato> Like lightning
<Kato> Almost like... my computer wants the music

 
~oddball 82 <ReLoad> Paladin isnt retarded
<ReLoad> he is just a different kind of smart.

 
~oddball 83 <Havok> i did xeno! HOURS AGO!
<Maghetti> was it good?

 
~oddball 84 <mattbuck> last year i created a text file that was bigger than my gf's hard drive
<Dee> lol
<Dee> hey baby you mind if I crash your harddrive with my huge file?
<Dee> that would be about the geekiest pick up line ever
<Dee> I wonder if it could work...

 
~oddball 85 <flippmoke> ~8ball what are the odds that mattbuck is in love with mattbot
<mattbot3> flippmoke: "Cum in my arsehole!" screamed the psychadelic tulip as the conclave erupted into a chorus of wet paper tissues.

 
~oddball 86 <SupermarketZombies> ~8ball where is wolvenhaven's mind?
<mattbot3> SupermarketZombies: Your interest in this subject matter has been reported to the FBI.
<SupermarketZombies> wolv's brain is FBI classified apparently

 
~oddball 87 <WingedPuma> guys, for future reference, if a girl ever says "i look a mess" dont invite her to send cam and prove it... eek

 
~oddball 88 <StCol_Elisius_Pryde[CC]> ~allball Elisius
<StCol_Elisius_Pryde[CC]> Well le damn
<MisterHalt> None?
<StCol_Elisius_Pryde[CC]> I feel left out now...
<StCol_Elisius_Pryde[CC]> Why is it that when I TRY to say something stupid nothing comes out... But when my mom confronts me about the porn all that comes out is "Hey, I've been looking for that"

 
~oddball 89 <StCol_Elisius_Pryde[CC]> ~oddball
<StCol_Elisius_Pryde[CC]> YAY!
<StCol_Elisius_Pryde[CC]> I'm in the ball pile!

 
~oddball 90 <Malachi> i got blind drunk the night before
<Malachi> i was also dressed as a woman
<Dee> did you sleep with peel this time?
<Malachi> fell from 6 feet off the ground squarely onto my back
<Malachi> AND was crowned Miss Infantry 2007

 
~oddball 91 <weird> we still live in the wilderness
<weird> you think a country has issues in iraq just wait till they try and take over the 2nd largest country in the world thats 99% wilderness full of gun toting rednecks

 
~oddball 92 <Sarah> Submit to the power of the psychic fish!

 
~oddball 93 <Ben_Holland> .8 Where is John_Church?
<X3> Ben_Holland: Under here --> [X].
* Ben_Holland gets out a shovel
* GCmdr_Hellswaters slaps John_Church around a bit with a large trout
* Ben_Holland begins digging
* StCpt_William_Nash{CL} wonders why ben started digging 20 feet to the left of where the X was...
<StCpt_William_Nash{CL}> practice hole?

 
~oddball 94 <StCol_Beldemon> im 120kgs i can bearly run at all :P
<WingedPuma> Im half your weight almost :P
<WingedPuma> 65kg
<StCol_Beldemon> how tall?
<WingedPuma> 5"9 ish
<StCol_Beldemon> hair colour?
<WingedPuma> brown
<WingedPuma> would you like my phone number too </sarcasm>
<StCol_Beldemon> no im not ringing the UK for phone sex
<StCol_Beldemon> I could use teamspeak for that

 
~oddball 95 * buc`out slaps Maghetti around a bit with a large trout
<Maghetti> yes hunny
<buc`out> I wake up and find you giving me a hard time
<buc`out> ah
<buc`out> damn
<buc`out> i cant say anything to you without it sounding gay

 
~oddball 96 <Maghetti> macca got a car now mal
<Maghetti> oneof these days hes gonna show up at your house
<Dark_Elf> alrighty so I am not going to europe anymore

 
~oddball 97 <Shaitan> I need a new set info
<Shaitan> someone say something stupid

 
~oddball 98 <mattbuck> last time i looked at NME, 4 of Radiohead's albums were in the top 10 of the 100 greatest albums ever
<Hida_Fushu> in HFO they don't even make the top 100 list
<Hida_Fushu> so there you go
<StCol_Elisius_Pryde[CC]> What's HFO?
<Hida_Fushu> Hida Fushu's Opinion ;)
<GCmdr_Zirconium_Radik{CW}> hida's fetish outfits?

 
~oddball 99 <Damz> been sooo long since ive been 18
<Damz> gd old days
<Damz> when i cld legally get away with going out with school girls
<Damz> now it seems dodgey :(

 
~oddball 100 <Malachi> fuckin A
<Malachi> i wana fuck this dick

 
~oddball 101 <Malachi> well it is 10 years since Diana died
<mattbuck> i know it's 10 years
<mattbuck> i loved her funeral
<mattbuck> we were coming back from holiday in bournemouth
<mattbuck> no traffic at all
<Death_Tornado> when were you in bournemouth?
<Death_Tornado> i was there yesterday
<mattbuck> 1997

 
~oddball 102 * SupermarketZombies yanks off WP's cawk and smacks him with it
<WingedPuma> o.O
<WingedPuma> you touched a cawk! gay!
<SupermarketZombies> your face did too :P
<WingedPuma{KH}> its my own cawk
<WingedPuma{KH}> its like masturbation with my mouth

 
~oddball 103 <Malachi> im off t bed
<Malachi> cya in a bit
<mattbuck> bye
<mattbuck> wait
* Malachi (themasterh@cpc2-oxfd5-0-0-cust347.oxfd.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Quit)
<mattbuck> WHY would we see him in a bit in bed?
* mattbuck goes and locks his door, just in case

 
~oddball 104 <WingedPuma> had someone in my old school who didnt actually make it to year 8 because she was giving birth
<WingedPuma> conception at age 11
<WingedPuma> birth at age 12
<mattbuck> bloooody hell
<Malachi> blaters that was puma's mum
* WingedPuma kicks malachi
<WingedPuma> you slept with peel
<Malachi> and im still more credible than you

 
~oddball 105 <WingedPuma> 63% of this room is stupid, I belong with the other 13% ;)

 
~oddball 106 <WingedPuma> so?
<WingedPuma> you've got balls
<WingedPuma> thats all that I want

 
~oddball 107 <WingedPuma> I got my laptop for £150
<Zirconium> i know, black market stuff
<Zirconium> no warranty, if it faults its over
<WingedPuma> the biggest problem ive had with it so far is I got a bit of carrot stuck behind the screen
<WingedPuma> dont ask

 
~oddball 108 <Elisius_Pryde> Christ on a cracker... I'm Uziel's emergency clone!
<Elisius_Pryde> One third Dee, one third Peel, one third something all his own

 
~oddball 109 <WingedPuma> Speaking of small peckers, snow_fox, you still coming round tonight?

 
~oddball 110 <WingedPuma> hehe I remember my first time
<Snow_Fox> im sure the goat loved ya for it
<Eggy> ENUFF With the goat
<WingedPuma> it wasnt a goat dammit
<BlueWeasel> earlier he was talking about seducing the neighbor's cat. it's not like we make this stuff up

 
~oddball 111 <mattbot3> | ~pball 139 | <Peel> hookers in the Uk vary from £5-£100
<Damz|porno> £5 hookers are gd, u buy in bulk

 
~oddball 112 <NuMetalSucks> dee I am married
<Dee> i know
<Dee> you only own half your stuff
<Dee> all you have is a drain on your personal finance and a constant nag
<Dee> you might as well just get herpes
<NuMetalSucks> no thanx
<Gobi> ohhh i will

 
~oddball 113 <buc`afk> ~idle tpih
<mattbot3> buc`afk: TPIH has been idle for 8mins 45secs
<TPIH> ??
<TPIH> yes?
<Warbone> that is almost like being fingered
<aussiegolfer> i believe that is the basis for that command
<buc`afk> yeah, i dont like fingering guys
<buc`afk> so i let Mattbot3 do it for me
<buc`afk> i prefer to watch

 
~oddball 114 <Ghenya> I decided to stop playing in WoW. Deleted characters, changed password of account to program generated (28 characters length with combinations of digits upper case) uninstalled the game, burned box and discs.
<Ghenya> After two days I have got a letter from Blizzard: Dear Customer unfortunately your account was stolen and all your characters were deleted. We restored your characters and generated temporary password. Sorry for inconvenience. Support group of Blizzard.â€
<Ghenya> FUCK

 
~oddball 115 * EM is now known as EM|Snowblowing
<ghostrider> whos snow?
<Maghetti{NC}> lol i wish chet had that nick
<Murray> EM so who is Snow???? lol
<Maghetti{NC}> chet|snowblowing
<mattbuck> snow_fox of course
<Murray> lol
<EM|Snowblowing> My driveway
* Tobias_Moon blinks and yawns

 
~oddball 116 * Maghetti{NC} (tyty_eastw@oh-71-1-34-39.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #Neveron_Holiday_Raffle
* X3 sets mode: +v Maghetti{NC}
<mattbot3> Maghetti{NC}: You have been identified as Big_Fat_Nuisance.

 
~oddball 117 <WingedPuma> Jesus christ
<WingedPuma> I cant even be nice to this girl on christ
<WingedPuma> *christmas
<mattbuck> get out of jesus's bedroom puro
<WingedPuma> NO!
<mattbuck> there's a reason there was a tie on the doorhandle
<WingedPuma> he rubs me the right way

 
~oddball 118 <Joseph_McKenna> actually its my mission in life to make others miserable.

 
~oddball 119 <Dee> it's only named mattbot because it would get spammed by a bunch of sexy ladies in pm if it was named deebot

 
~oddball 120 <{FWL}James_Blake> We're all in her room (the only room you're allowed to smoke in) and he opens her drawer, and pulls a box of condoms out.. (This is... a couple weeks ago, so they'd be broken up for about 2 and a half months at this point.)
<{FWL}James_Blake> He looks at it and throws them at her, and is all whiney "That box wasn't open before!"

 
~oddball 121 <Elisius> My penis is a temple. Care to make the pilgrimage?

 
~oddball 122 <Khan_Aquila_Suvorov{CGS}> ima go get a sal-ad
* Khan_Aquila_Suvorov{CGS} walks away slowly
<Snow_Fox> KILL THE VEGATARIAN!
<Khan_Aquila_Suvorov{CGS}> NO!
<Khan_Aquila_Suvorov{CGS}> it has meat!
<Khan_Aquila_Suvorov{CGS}> i promise!
* meat_afk is now known as saKhan_Clive_Hammond
* Ambient blinks.
<Snow_Fox> wow that got weird

 
~oddball 123 <Sente> lighting a cigarette on the wrond end is a good indicator that you probably shouldnt drink anymore that day
<Tigre> or be allowed to pass on your genes
<Damz> its worse when u try to smoke using the lit end :(
<Ryuzaburo> O_o
<Ryuzaburo> Damz, please enlighten me as to how that would happen?
<Damz> its easy
<Damz> turn the fag around and then smoke it
<Tigre> in the US, that has a WHOLE other meaning

 
~oddball 124 <Malachi> even if i did hump a tortoise, i would still be getting more action than you have ever had

 
~oddball 125 <Koolaid> All we are saaaayyyyiiiinnnngggg is give peace a chance... come on... sing it with me now...
<mattbuck> a bit later maybe. for now, how about harrowdown hill?
<Jake> oh hell yes
<Jake> i got the cops on me
<Jake> for playing harrowdown hill on christmas eve at midnight mass :\
<Jake> it was quite funny
<Jake> one of the nuns called us in

 
~oddball 126 <WingedPuma{KH}> Well its official. My cats are cowards. My neighbours cat was trying to get in the cat flat, so one of my cats batted the catflap at him so then he batted it back and all THREE of my cats ran not only through the hallway, not only through the living room, not only up the stairs, not only across the landing, not only through my dads room but up the second set of stairs and into my room

 
~oddball 127 <Tai> omg
<Tai> i just got a letter in the mail it says at the very bottom in small letters
<Tigre> don't keep us in suspense!!!!
<mattbuck> ...
<mattbuck> GET ON WITH IT
<redstar> "If you can read this, you just got anthrax"
<Tai> If this letter has reached your home at a time of death, please accept our sincere apology

 
~oddball 128 <Khan_Wolvenhaven_Sainze{FM}> this stupid girl in my lit class
<Khan_Wolvenhaven_Sainze{FM}> was telling another girl "crack makes you more creative, its great for writing essays, im not going to get addicted to it"

 
~oddball 129 <WingedPuma> Ive gotten so lonely Ive started taking pictures of me standing next to card board cut outs =\

 
~oddball 130 <HELLrazer-> i drove my 1973 cougar into a house once
<HELLrazer-> the person i wuz lookin for wuzn't home
<HELLrazer-> so i back'd out

 
~oddball 131 <aussiegolfer> so, i have determined the last digit of pi
<aussiegolfer> to a 10% accuracy
<aussiegolfer> who wants to buy this knowledge off me?

 
~oddball 132 <{FWL}Ozgott> I think its important to for someone to have ops in case something like a TieFighter battle should break out suddenly

 
~oddball 133 <Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> the 6th form mascot is a giant barny doll. we = awesome

 
~oddball 134 <StCol_Egwene_Grimaldi> .kb Khan_Jerricho{Coyote} let me know when your connection is stable
* X3 sets mode: +b *!*@treyjerricho.Users.AfterNET.Org
* Khan_Jerricho{Coyote} was kicked by X3 ((StCol_Egwene_Grimaldi) let me know when your connection is stable)
<Zombie_McStabstab> lol ouch eggy. be nice to the new khan =P
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> I take it hes been flooding the room with logins and pingouts?
<StCol_Egwene_Grimaldi> pages of it...
<StCol_Egwene_Grimaldi> in and out
<StCol_Egwene_Grimaldi> like sex but without the pleasure

 
~oddball 135 <poc129> dammit im under eggy again

 
~oddball 136 <saKhan_Poc_Kerensky{CW}> i trust loader
<saKhan_Poc_Kerensky{CW}> he has to be nice to me or im going get him drunk next month and leave him in a gay bar with no shirt on

 
~oddball 137 * gfdgd was kicked by DireMage (pow!)
* macd was kicked by DireMage (pow!)
* Wulfman was kicked by DireMage (pow!)
<Ravill> don't kick wulfman idiot
<DireMage> i'm going afk before i do any more damage, bbl
* DireMage (DireMage@c-24-4-156-148.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (G-lined by wulfman)

 
~oddball 138 <WingedPuma> eurgh
<WingedPuma> its so sticky
<Majesteria> uhm please no grafical details
<WingedPuma> noooo its nothing dodgy
<WingedPuma> just toothpaste
<Majesteria> sure it is
<WingedPuma> well what else would I put in my mouth maj, sheesh
<WingedPuma> DONT ANSWER THAT

 
~oddball 139 <WingedPuma> ~iball latest
<WingedPuma> aww crap

 
~oddball 140 <WingedPuma> HA Im not gay!
<WingedPuma> I have a GIRL staying over tomorrow

 
~oddball 141 <WingedPuma> dammit, you know when you think you're goign to fart, then push it out and its not a fart....

 
~oddball 142 <WingedPuma> Eggy is the last person you want to annoy.
<honourgardsleader> eggy
<honourgardsleader> whos he?
<GCmdr_Mystic_Payne> she
<WingedPuma> She.
<GCmdr_Mystic_Payne> StCol_Egwene_Grimaldi
<Toontje_Liao> aka eggy
<honourgardsleader> o crap its a she

 
~oddball 143 <WingedPuma> wooo, im not completely useless!

 
~oddball 144 <WingedPuma> great </sarcasm> my dextro tablets smell of pee =\

 
~oddball 145 <{NC}SnowFox> i am a god :-P
<WingedPuma> god of erectile dysfunction :P
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> thats gotta be the worst god to be
<{NC}SnowFox> if thats the case
<{NC}SnowFox> then as god of erectile dysfunction I bless you wp
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> "What are you?" "God of thunder and fire, what about you?" "God of limp dicks" "that sucks"
<WingedPuma> lol
<WingedPuma> I just pee'd a little bit

 
~oddball 146 <Khan_Wolvenhaven_Sainze{FM}> you must have been one of thsoe violent criminals the brits shipped to australia
* ReLoad sets mode: +b *!*@adsl-074-166-044-024.sip.asm.bellsouth.net
* Khan_Wolvenhaven_Sainze{FM} was kicked by ReLoad (sheesh)
<ReLoad> never call me british
<ReLoad> EVER

 
~oddball 147 <John_Church> what can you offer to me that would be worth me unbanning you
<WingedPuma> SEX
<John_Church> your staying banned now

 
~oddball 148 <Shinagami101> yea, AA is fun
<Shinagami101> Once you pass Training lol

 
~oddball 149 <Tzu{Riffraff}> you've been chasing me since day 1
<Tzu{Riffraff}> time to stop, your married ;)
<Tzu{Riffraff}> what will your wife say?
<StCpt_Malduc_Icaza> She's probably beat you down for me
<StCpt_Malduc_Icaza> she's one of the guys
<mattbuck> your wife is a guy?
<Tzu{Riffraff}> beat me to it!!!!

 
~oddball 150 <WingedPuma> w00t
<WingedPuma> blew up the house :D
<WingedPuma> and it wasnt my fault!!
<WingedPuma> stupid tumble drier =\
<GCmdr_Mystic_Payne> you are happy about this because?
<WingedPuma> it made a really cool orange flash

 
~oddball 151 <WingedPuma> Olá avenger, the guy who loves my voice :P
<GCmdr_Mystic_Payne> ick. he called you on your phone sex line?
<WingedPuma> no, he just called me
<WingedPuma> I currently hold the record for most expensive hello
<WingedPuma> cost him just to hear me say hello lol
<GCmdr_Mystic_Payne> ouch what teh hell did you do ? reverse charge with ollect and satalite routing?
<WingedPuma> nope. just cost him that much to phone the UK lol
<jake{YourMom}> his plan sucks
<GCmdr_Mystic_Payne> wow I agree to the plan suxs if it was that bad
<jake{YourMom}> my wang could talk to britain for cheaper
<WingedPuma> it'd be a short call though ;)

 
~oddball 152 <WingedPuma> man watching the matrix fight scenes always makes my palms sweat =\

 
~oddball 153 <Reload> Check out the punishment for murder in sudan
<Reload> if your going to murder someone, thats how you do it
<Reload> if you get found guilty, you get killed the way you murdered someone
<Reload> So
<Reload> i want to kill someone by a elaborate series of pyrotechnics that ends up killing the guy by suffocation in large sexy breasts.

 
~oddball 154 <{FWL}James_Blake> Babies! Babies for lunch!
<{FWL}James_Blake> Alrighty. Food all gone. work still to be done. Adieu.
* {FWL}James_Blake (webchat@206.192.122.90) Quit (Quit: Goodbye! (invasion3042.com))

 
~oddball 155 <WingedPuma> I am only intrested in middle aged midget men...

 
~oddball 156 <Uziel> I HAVE DORITOS BITCH
<Ben_Holland> I have Chili Cheese Furitos
<Ben_Holland> Me > Uzi
<Wolvenhaven> i just had a fresh baked italian pizza
<Wolvenhaven> me > you two
<Uziel> i can get laid > you two
<Ben_Holland> damn you

 
~oddball 157 <{fwl}petros> puma did you know that going commando in australia means wearing no underwear??
<WingedPuma> petros, it means the same in the UK
<WingedPuma> I remember my medical was interesting
<WingedPuma> he was like "oh wow, you're wearing underwear... you're the first this week"

 
~oddball 158 * Dick (r_viner@cpc4-lewi3-0-0-cust244.bmly.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
<GrizzlyViking> now we're Dickless
<GrizzlyViking> I would consider this a bad thing if it happened to me

 
~oddball 159 <Elisius> I need money, who wants a mercenary?
<Elisius> Fine... I need money, who wants a whore?
<Elisius> Fine, time for a new low. I need money, who wants a lawyer?

 
~oddball 160 <mattbuck> i'm happy to not have a laptop
<aussiegolfer> i'm happy to have one
<aussiegolfer> caus i can IRC from the crapper
<aussiegolfer> i mean ... work productively ... on the road
<aussiegolfer> yeah.

 
~oddball 161 <Uzi_The_Range_Master> <--------- Just outshot two british army snipers at 300yds
<Uzi_The_Range_Master> <------------ still on a high from it
<mattbuck|recruiting> <---- just listened to uziel say something
<mattbuck|recruiting> <--------- didn't pay attention
<Uzi_The_Range_Master> ^ is a gimp
<Uzi_The_Range_Master> damnit, my name is too long :(
<WingedPuma> ^is a gimp too
<WingedPuma> dammit, so is mine
<Uzi_The_Range_Master> Coke mingled with cordite mingled with potentially small bits of brass is an interesting taste to say the least
<Uzi_The_Range_Master> Nutritious? No. Healthy? No. Interesting? In a sorta "oh crap im gonna get poisoned way," yes
* mattbuck|recruiting is now known as mattbuck
<mattbuck> ^tells very boring stories
* mattbuck is now known as mattbuck|recruiting
<mattbuck|recruiting> feck. didn't think that one through

 
~oddball 162 <mattbuck> ~colours 25
<mattbot3> mattbuck: FF0000 FF3D00 FF7A00 FFB800 FFF500 CCFF00 8FFF00 52FF00 14FF00 00FF29 00FF66 00FFA3 00FFE0 00E0FF 00A3FF 0066FF 0029FF 1400FF 5200FF 8F00FF CC00FF FF00F5 FF00B8 FF007A FF003D
<mattbuck> for a nice rainbow
<shas> doesn't really sound the same though
<shas> FF0000 and FF3D00 and FF7A00 and FFB800, FFF500 and CCFF00 and 8FFF00.. I can sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow

 
~oddball 163 <WingedPuma> Wow, I just realised something. The church say "Abstinence is a 100% effective form of birth control" The virgin Mary anyone?

 
~oddball 164 <weird> holy i own a vacuum cleaner
<weird> wonder if it works

 
~oddball 165 <Gaydar> Click Here to Enter Pant Pirates

 
~oddball 166 <KD> a simple 'wanna shag' isn't what chicks wanna hear these days
<Chameleon> in america, we use the F-word instead of shag though
<KD> which would get me kicked here
<KD> hence the 'shag'
<Frui> in UK you just grab the person and do it
<Frui> then deny it
<Chameleon> I'm never going to your house Frui

 
~oddball 167 <jake> personally i hang out with the scum of the world
<saKhan_John_Vickers> and your on here?? where all the saints gather?
<saKhan_John_Vickers> wrong place to be then jake ;)
<saKhan_John_Vickers> we are just a big family of luv
<saKhan_John_Vickers> flowers pot and sex

 
~oddball 168 <WingedPuma> awww man
<WingedPuma> my shorts are covered in batter
<Tzu-Theory> ...
<Reload> dont ask tzu
<Tzu-Theory> it happens to young men sometimes
<Reload> he has some sort of fish n chip sexual thing happening
<WingedPuma> i know what you're thinking and I would just like to say in my defence, I did not have sexual relations whith that pancake.
<{FWL}Avenger> apple pie anyone?

 
~oddball 169 <WingedPuma> Blueweasel, would I actually fail a medical for having blue urine?

 
~oddball 170 <John_Church> what the fuck
<John_Church> need some pirate hookers
<CJF|Khan_Troa_Chistu> uh
<CJF|Khan_Troa_Chistu> come again?
<John_Church> PIRATE hookers, the type that hang around ports and ride ship after ship
<John_Church> the dumber the better
<CJF|Khan_Troa_Chistu> why the need?
<John_Church> a man's gotta have needs only a pirate hooker can satisfy

 
~oddball 171 * Arden slaps Maghetti around a bit with a large brick
<Arden> i interrupted the funny :p0
<Arden> er
<Arden> u
<Arden> i u too close together

 
~oddball 172 <Gobi> ~allball gobi
<mattbot3> Gobi: Found a total of 5 results, 0.71% of total. The results breakdown is as follows:
<mattbot3> Gobi: ~dball: 0 (0.000%); ~iball: 0 (0.000%); ~nevball: 5 (1.483%); ~pball: 0 (0.000%); ~ticket: 0 (0.000%)
<Gobi> pff
<Gobi> i need to drink more or be mental

 
~oddball 173 <MisterHalt> I can't believe I'm doing what I'm currently doing
<aussiegolfer> having sex?

 
~oddball 174 <buc`> man
<buc`> why are 1/2 my nevballs gay...

 
~oddball 175 <Seigfried> I wonder how I could suceed in getting on a nevball
<Tigre> say something intelligent and witty

 
~oddball 176 <StCol_Egwene_Grimaldi[KG-ADC]> tho i do have to say..... i would much prefer to spend time in Victoria's Secret than any shoe store
<Canaris> as would I

 
~oddball 177 <GCmdr_Mystic_Payne> dude when I hit boot camp in the forces 2 cadets were hauled to the hospital with 1.5 litres of sperm in their stomachs I think I have seen the drill unfold before
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> WOW
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> thats impressive
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> if thats the word you use
<GCmdr_Mystic_Payne> anyways they had to be pumped clear how sick is that
<ReLoad> thats a lot of sperm
<GCmdr_Mystic_Payne> thats what happens when a lady in heat enters a tent full of men in need
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> holy god
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> THAT would be some kinky porn
<mattbuck> 1.5l? ok, that's fkn impressive
<GCmdr_Mystic_Payne> not when you ask the ladies that had to get it pumped out... may have seemed fun at the time but minors, hauled out of military base right to hospital, cadets at that, explain that one
<ReLoad> thats like 300k worth at a sperm bank :P
<GCmdr_Mystic_Payne> leave it to reload to know and no I do not want to know how you know that

 
~oddball 178 <StCol_Ben_Holland> ~iball latest
<StCol_Ben_Holland> Bah, why does Mattbot hate me so?

 
~oddball 179 <Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> back
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> no soap, no puro assraping
<WingedPuma> Ok, can I just defend myself for a moment. I am not gay, I've had sexual relations with each and every one of your mothers.
* WingedPuma was kicked by StCol_Egwene_Grimaldi[KG-ADC] (then you really are gay if you had sex with my mother.... cuz no sane man would want to)
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> LMFAO
* Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB} high fives eggy
* WingedPuma (Puro-Estas@89.240.60.176) has joined #invasionchat
<StCol_Egwene_Grimaldi[KG-ADC]> :D
<WingedPuma> Fair play :P
* StCol_Egwene_Grimaldi[KG-ADC] was kicked by mattbuck (I resent the definition that every gay man wants to screw your mother)
* StCol_Egwene_Grimaldi[KG-ADC] (StCol_Egwe@242694hfc167.tampabay.res.rr.com) has joined #invasionchat
<Sevtron> Counter-pwned
<StCol_Egwene_Grimaldi[KG-ADC]> LOL MB. i certainly hope not
<StCol_Egwene_Grimaldi[KG-ADC]> but Puro is a class by himself
<mattbuck> yes, he is
<WingedPuma> :)

 
~oddball 180 <WingedPuma> http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/306/dsc00291vk1.jpg my new, new bike. Apologies for the mess. Still in a rut since only recently moving in.
<Sevtron> Nice bike :)
<Sevtron> A solid way to spend your money. I went a different route and invested in a metric f-ton of beef jerky. I think it was a pretty wise financial decision on my part.
<Sevtron> I just love me some beef jerky.
<WingedPuma> o.O

 
~oddball 181 <WingedPuma> Ok fine, I was gaggin for some shaggin

 
~oddball 182 <HptGen_Jedan_Steiner> One can always find new allies
<HptGen_Jedan_Steiner> But once you have spent time in a pool with Chet...
<HptGen_Jedan_Steiner> ...you will never be the same

 
~oddball 183 <Sand> * Now talking in #vagina
<Sand> * aussiegolfer (aussiegolf@aussiegolfer.Users.AfterNET.Org) has joined #vagina
<Sand> <aussiegolfer> SAND IN THE VAGINA!
<Sand> * aussiegolfer (aussiegolf@aussiegolfer.Users.AfterNET.Org) has left #vagina
<Sand> <Tredesde> omg
<Sand> <Sand> lol

 
~oddball 184 <weird> 28 weeks later has shown me that zombies can only do so much damage
<weird> it takes the US military to REALLY screw things up

 
~oddball 185 <Guardian> tai, u need to get out and get a life, meet a girl
<Guardian> or guy, whatever your fancy is, and enjoy life
<mattbuck> remember though, it's not legal with animals
<Guardian> lol
<Tai> what about a bagel?
<mattbuck> that would be legal, it's not classed as alive
<mattbuck> you can rape, murder or kidnap bagels if you want
<KingJack|LordSCUM> Every time you screw a bagel, it cries.
<Tai> sweet
* Tai puts a dress and little hat on his bagel

 
~oddball 186 <Maghetti{NC}> I have returned
<Aetius> go back away

 
~oddball 187 <{FWL}c4bombexpert> vista is so terrible because of all the backwards compatibility garbage they put in it
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> its not even a new OS, its just crap added on top of the old ones, they need a clean sweep for microsoft
<mattbuck> whatever, i don't have any problems really
<mattbuck> in fact, i rather like it. takes a bit of getting used to, granted
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> my problems stopped after my PC went "Ooohhh.....so that S-ATA drive DOES exist after all"
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> it was funny seeing my PC go "Ah! Wtf. Where did my OS go?"

 
~oddball 188 * vader{CHH} is now known as global_warming
<{FWL}Orvel> eek! someone kill vader!
<{FWL}Orvel> he's the global warming threathening to destroy our antarctic and northern polar ice! aaaagh!

 
~oddball 189 <Cambone> ~dotkay
* mattbot3 pretends to be Gandalf
* JRR_Tolkien was kicked by mattbot3 (YOU SHALL NOT PASS [1])

 
~oddball 190 * Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CRGFTA} kicks jim in the sack
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CRGFTA}> critical hit! testicles destroyed!
<WingedPuma> 13 damage transfers to the shaft
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CRGFTA}> Jim needs a 4 to avoid castration, rolls a 3! Failed!
<WingedPuma> =\
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CRGFTA}> This battle is over. Would you like a sex change? Y/N?
<WingedPuma> Y
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CRGFTA}> knew it. ya queer bugger you.
<WingedPuma> well I wanna find that damn G spot

 
~oddball 191 <shas> hmm
<shas> apparently my hole punch can cut through headphone wires
<Tredesde> why are you still playing with that
<shas> i guess i don't learn from my mistakes
<Tredesde> apparently
<shas> for my next trick I'll go see if the fire is still hot

 
~oddball 192 <Tzu-Warfare> you guys have KY jelly in Australia?
<ReLoad> yes of course
<ReLoad> we have it on toast

 
~oddball 193 <WingedPuma> hold on, busy masturbating vigorously over a mushroom

 
~oddball 194 <Malachi> in summer im gonna be sailing for 20 days, and all we're allowed to listen to is trance
<Malachi> apart from Hornblower days, when we will dress as 19th sailors and listen to only classical music

 
~oddball 195 <Dee> this conversation is basically proof of why you people shouldn't be allowed to procreate
<ghostrider> guess we are making dee feel inadequate again. sorry about that.
<Dee> i've actually had a woman in the last week, how close have you come? a bottle of lotion and a few inches from you screen? :P
<ghostrider> well, wasnt my fault she sat on the keyboard.

 
~oddball 196 * Tredesde[AFKK] is now known as Tredesde[AFK]
<shas> is there a significance to the number of Ks present in your name
<Tredesde[AFK]> yeah, two or three means im gone
<Tredesde[AFK]> just one means im here, just being annoying with my name
<shas> i see. what does four mean
<shas> or has such a desperate situation of afk'ness never arisen?
<Tredesde[AFK]> i died in a nuclear explosion
<Tredesde[AFK]> or drowned in a puddle
<Tredesde[AFK]> one of the two

 
~oddball 197 <Death_Tornado> just watched the lion king
<Death_Tornado> dont think ive ever cried so much in my live

 
~oddball 198 <WingedPuma> but this lass was fffiiinnneee
<WingedPuma> fine like chet in bondage suit
* WingedPuma thrusts his hips back and forth

 
~oddball 199 <codeman> hey im the 2 dumbest kid in my grade
<codeman> number 2
<codeman> not 1~
<Archer> the kid dumber than you wears a helmet and drools
<codeman> thats the 3rd dumbest kid

 
~oddball 200 <WingedPuma> hmmm
<WingedPuma> I may have to name my manhood malachi

 
~oddball 201 <Tredesde> i want a pope mobile, its just like the best car ever
<Saint> you mean most bullet proof
<Tredesde> nothing says im dead sexy like 5in of bulletproof glass
<mp00> so you think the pope is sexy tred?
<Tredesde> hell yeah, its the whole connection to god thing
<Tredesde> adds MAJOR sexy points
<mp00> by chance were you a choir boy when younger?

 
~oddball 202 <WingedPuma> .sex
<X3> nah uh, you're not my type, WingedPuma
<WingedPuma> =\
<LyCom_Fleet_Admiral_Plue> wow, Puro got turned down by the xxx bot :P
<{FWL}Avenger> .sex
<X3> nah uh, you're not my type, {FWL}Avenger
<{FWL}Avenger> is that all it says?
<WingedPuma> yeh, only certain people get laid by x3
* LyCom_Fleet_Admiral_Plue bets the ops get it
<WingedPuma> standard ops dont get it, I think it may be either an IRCop thing
<WingedPuma> Im owner of a channel and x3 treated me like all girls do... I got nothing

 
~oddball 203 <shas> once i was really drunk on msn and some girl gave me a link to this guy on gaiaonline who enjoys dressing like a girl
<shas> a guy who i knew
<PaLaDiN> and you jerked off
<shas> probably
<shas> its not my fault he was probably delicious trap
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> penis
<shas> this room is making me gayer

 
~oddball 204 <aussiegolfer> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayden_Panettiere
<aussiegolfer> she was born on my birthday, think i could use that as an excuse to boink her?
<Elisius> Do you need an excuse?
<Hoppy> aussie, sorry but those of ur physique get chet, not hayden
<aussiegolfer> "my physique" heh
<Hoppy> ure my butterball of love :-D

 
~oddball 205 <Elisius> Why is it that I look like a girl but I have a deeper voice than anyone I know except my dad?
<Elisius> Did god mess up?
<Arkidda> Transvestite
<Elisius> I'm just a sweet transvestite, from transexual, transylvania

 
~oddball 206 <LC|Edder> would you believe its not my fault :P
<WingedPuma> no I wouldnt Edder
<WingedPuma> you'll always be fat to me!
<LC|Edder> :'(

 
~oddball 207 <Tredesde> i need to figure out a way to find money, i hate being less then broke, its very annoying >:\
<redstar> it's called, get a job
<Tredesde> i have one but i go to college so i don't have much time
<Tigre> hmmm, could always become a gigolo
<Tredesde> lol i wouldn't even know where to start with that
<redstar> start at the bottom :P
<Tredesde> har har

 
~oddball 208 * spinner (webchat@blk-7-224-38.eastlink.ca) has joined #Legion
<shas> hi spinner sorry about my repeated show of idiocy there
<spinner> i think youre just trying to make me feel at home

 
~oddball 209 <WingedPuma> I need someone to lick
* WingedPuma scans the channel
<WingedPuma> hmmm, the only food related person in here is shrek
* Naeblis is now known as Bratwurst----Sleep
<WingedPuma> perfect
<{FWL}Snow_Fox-QM> f'ed up
<Bratwurst----Sleep> he wants my white sausage
* WingedPuma grabs the bratwurst and thrusts it into his mouth
<{FWL}Snow_Fox-QM> thats getting tossed to the oddballs
<WingedPuma> I think you could have used a better word than "tossed"
<Tyrranus> not touchin that one

 
~oddball 210 <Cream> where is Ceiling_Cat?
<DrSkullthumper> On the ceiling, likely
<Cream> o rly
<DrSkullthumper> ya rly
<quanticle> yes wai

 
~oddball 211 * Looooooooong_Cat huggles Lycurgus
* Looooooooong_Cat huggles Messedrocker
* Looooooooong_Cat huggles Lucifer_Cat
* Looooooooong_Cat huggles geniice
<Lucifer_Cat> Looooooooong_Cat: borderline flooding
<geniice> long cat is short

 
~oddball 212 <Messedrocker> imagine if LaGuardia Airport chose the first three letters of their name as their IATA abbreviation
<Messedrocker> LAG
<bbot> I bet it would take forever to taxi from the terminal.

 
~oddball 213 <Plue> According to X3 WingedPuma will have a Darwin Award, the incident will involve his wife, which is Uziels spilt personallity. Also, it is possible that up to 6 others may be involved, besides Snow Fox who will bear witness to this mentally scarring event.
<Plue> The specifics of the event are a bit hazy, but will involve the military, a tank, and possibly more weaponry. At the very least it will be the tanks main gun, and no lube. We're not sure who will be on the giving and recieving ends, though it seems like both will recieve the award, in no part thanks to the borkage feedback loop generated between Puma and Uziel.
<Plue> The main gun is fired by Uziel, and fails to explode but Puma blows up, and it seems Uziels fate is also tied with the main gun... possibly.
<Plue> Also, a daisy cutter may be used with no lube and Uziel, though it's a bit shady on the information for this, but it definantly will not be a machine gun.

 
~oddball 214 <ShadowMasterCM> matt and I are now both forum mods, so useful posts like that will get sticky from now on
<Modelo> do u and matt take showers together as well?
<ShadowMasterCM> so just skim the top of the forum sections to find most of that kind of stuff
<ShadowMasterCM> no but we send each other the naked pictures we have of your gf

 
~oddball 215 <mattbuck> .clvl Taurianspy 150
* X3 sets mode: -o+h Death_Tornado Taurianspy
<Death_Tornado> heh. ts been promoted?
<Taurianspy> hmm, what's that mean, been promoted?
<Taurianspy> I get a
<mattbuck> yes
<mp00> means you now can join me in cleaning no only the regular troop washrooms but the excutive washrooms as well
<Taurianspy> whoot, I got to get a new toothbrush, lol
<mp00> the privledge is payment enough they say...

 
~oddball 216 <Havok> I think Hoppy may have a few suprises coming in RL
<Ben_Holland> such as?
<Havok> he will find out that... no... the average mans penis is not 3 inches long like his father has been telling him his entire life
<Havok> he will also find out that No... a normal father son relationship does not involve closet time that mom cant know about
<Havok> all i know is if I get into state police academy this summer when I graduate im gonna go raid his dorm at school next year

 
~oddball 217 <Ovie|AFK> <--- is a pirate
<Rav> arn't we all?
<Ovie|AFK> i dont pirate everything, i get legit stuff thrue netflix, then i copy it :P
<{WoB}Habsburg> never underestimate the bandwidth of a DVD in the mail :P
<Wreck-Gar> wtf is a dvd?
<Ovie|AFK> its kinda like those things that AOL used to send everybody
<Ovie|AFK> they have been obsolete for quite a while now

 
~oddball 218 <Elisius_Borkin_Out> Wow...
<Elisius_Borkin_Out> How did it come to this?
<Elisius_Borkin_Out> All that work for nothing, just a bitter cold end
<mattbuck> because you're an idiot
<Elisius_Borkin_Out> Other than the obvious!

 
~oddball 219 * Totem has had bad experiences with girls named laura
<Totem> one tried to stab me
<Totem> one tried to cut the jewels off
<Totem> and the other i got a restraining order on
<Tredesde[Pissed]> ...
<Totem> she kicked in my door at 4am waving a baseball bat
<pete> can I get her phone number?

 
~oddball 220 <PatriciaR> we're ~60 thousand files from reaching 3 million :D
<gmaxwell> woo
* gmaxwell deletes faster

 
~oddball 221 <Hoppy|Calculus> .inviteme #hoppyscryingcorner

 
~oddball 222 <Elisius> I stabbed my wireless atennae array
<Elisius> I'm serious. Stabbed
<Elisius> I've also, hit it, thrown it, kicked it, twisted it, bent it, bit it, slapped it, karate chopped it, and finally stepped on it
<Elisius> The last one was the only accidental one
<Elisius> Yeah. I have anger issues

 
~oddball 223 <shas> know what would be annoying
<Archer> talking to Codeman all day long?
* Codeman{EFS}WAR (webchat@codeman.Users.AfterNET.Org) Quit (Quit)

 
~oddball 224 <WingedPuma> I call my left nut george
<WingedPuma> I havent named my right one, it doesnt deserve recognition until it actually does something

 
~oddball 225 * Elisius unleashes a pack of hungry wolves onto Maeuil
<Elisius> Eat wolves that want to eat you!
* Maeuil unleashes a pack of elfs on Elisius
<Elisius> Nooo! They're just so corny and nerdy! Always so good looking and blonde..... They're like swedish pornstars

 
~oddball 226 <Wolvenhaven> im bored
<Khan_Ben_Holland{CSA}> me too
<WingedPuma> you're also fat
<Khan_Ben_Holland{CSA}> this is also true :(
<WingedPuma> awww I was joking but what ever
<Khan_Ben_Holland{CSA}> :(
<Wolvenhaven> puro, ben can exercise, you're shit out of luck with being stupid

 
~oddball 227 <super_shas> although apparently if human/dolphin "contact" takes place female dolphins are most fragile creatures
<super_shas> or maybe that was geese, i don't really recall
<mattbuck> i don't think trying to mate with a goose is a bad idea
<mattbuck> they're bad-tempered and have a nasty bite
<PrimusHoppy> hey if u had a kid with them itd be an angel tho
<Mirror|AFK> sounds like hoppy is planning something
<super_shas> a goose crossed with a human = angel?
<PrimusHoppy> one sec, let me put this goose back in its cage

 
~oddball 228 <Mel> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) <- WBOSITG's chin
<WBOSITG> onoez
<Mel> you is fatty. too much haggis :>
<WBOSITG> I hate haggis
<Mel> no you dont. you are scottish
<Mel> scottish people like haggis :>
<throwawayaccount> fried mars bars all round!

 
~oddball 229 <ShakataGaNai> ~idle cary-meeting
<mattbot3> ShakataGaNai: cary-meeting has been idle for 8secs
<ShakataGaNai> he's not idle!
* cary-meeting is now known as cary-hascold
<lc2> he has a cold
<ShakataGaNai> really lc2?
<ShakataGaNai> you can tell through IRC?
<ShakataGaNai> that is uber awesome. You should get an MD or something...

 
~oddball 230 <ThomasOwens> I don't get why people vandalize wikipedia (or anything for that matter).
<^_^> fun? bored? sex?
<ThomasOwens> sex? wtf?
<^_^> i know every time i vandalize wikipedia i get sex from throngs of women

 
~oddball 231 <Cerebus> being bi-polar must suck
<Kender> well yes and no

 
~oddball 232 <growley> hi everybody
<shas> hi
* growley (webchat@pool-72-78-3-201.phlapa.east.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: Goodbye! (www.afternet.org))
<shas> remind me never to greet anyone ever again

 
~oddball 233 <weird> people who buy anything but porn with a stolen credit card number are idiots
<weird> and even that is traceable
<weird> unless you buy 10k worth of homosexual toys and send them to hoppy
<weird> not only does he get investigated
<weird> he has to explain the toys

 
~oddball 234 * spider (caf@girls.after.watching.porn.gets.horny.and.comes.t-0.us) has joined #neveron

 
~oddball 235 <cary> heh [[Image:MDMA crystals.JPG]]
<cary> "source: my freind"

 
~oddball 236 <PrimusHoppy> kittens speak to bats?

 
~oddball 237 * Elisius (monkey_fro@c-67-168-135-22.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #neveron
<Elisius> I love this channel
* Elisius was kicked by mattbot3
* Elisius (monkey_fro@c-67-168-135-22.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #neveron
<Elisius> I hate this channel

 
~oddball 238 <mattbuck> ~b *!*@ACDc.Users.AfterNET.Org 12h Implications of paedophilia
* mattbot3 sets mode: +b *!*@ACDc.Users.AfterNET.Org
<Elisius> .....
<Elisius> Matt, that's ridiculous
<Elisius> I implied beastiality and only got 6 hours

 
~oddball 239 <Maghetti{NC}_EnergyBeing> you just gave me a great eggy joke
<Elisius> Eggy isn't man or animal, Mags
<Maghetti{NC}_EnergyBeing> hmm, what is eggy then
<Alexander> dragon? or does that qualify as animal?
<Maghetti{NC}_EnergyBeing> that would still imply animal
<Alexander> just an old scaly one that breathes fire
<Elisius> Eggy isn't... Eggy just isn't
<Elisius> To comprehend the creature is to have your mind torn apart. And then KBed
<Maghetti{NC}_EnergyBeing> ive been KBed for months by her recently. i think I comprehended something
<Elisius> No. That's just her having fun. She'll KB you from reality

 
~oddball 240 <Farosdaughter> Anyone know how to get marker pen/whiteboard pen off skin?
<Ironholds> depends
<Ironholds> do you like your skin?

 
~oddball 241 * Damz (Damz@14.Red-80-39-107.staticIP.rima-tde.net) has joined #neveron
<mattbuck> he's back! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
<Damz> ?
<shas> [14:44] <Damz> i cant im naked
<shas> [14:49] <mattbuck> damz, don't become the new peel
<shas> [14:49] <shas> he hasn't provided pics yet, we're still safe
<shas> [14:50] * Damz (Damz@14.Red-80-39-107.staticIP.rima-tde.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
<shas> [14:51] <Sente> great, now he left to take them
<Damz> who got msn? i can put my webcam on
<Damz> altho the camera is a bit mangled
<Damz> got man fat sprayed on it

 
~oddball 242 <Elisius> My left arm is still sore from the Tetnis vaccination
<Elisius> It huuurts!
<Tigre> would that be tetanus?
<Tigre> tetnis ? lol
<Elisius> Tetris vaccination
<Elisius> It trains my immune system to fight blocks

 
~oddball 243 <Elisius> I am so happy right now
<Elisius> Life has aligned. And for now the universe makes perfect sense
<Elisius> For I have found the great truth!
<Elisius> It is fun to grab other boys' asses

 
~oddball 244 <Alexander> if you vote McCain, you vote for Canada to overthrow and take over your country

 
~oddball 245 <c4bombexpert> type .spin
<c4bombexpert> and see what you win
<Daderk> .spin
* Daderk has quit IRC (G-lined by X3)
* Sakhan|PrimusHoppy has quit IRC (G-lined by X3)

 
~oddball 246 <Dee> there have been a lot of good memories made over the years involving chet and alcohol

 
~oddball 247 <mattbuck> this channel needs more tits
* Cambone invites eggy
<Elisius> Whoa whoa, if you're gonna invite people based purely on tits
<Elisius> Then we might as well invite a rabid mammarodon
<Elisius> It's more docile than Eggy
<Elisius> Less likely to bite
<Elisius> Mammarodons are something I learned from "Lewd mythical creatures for dummys"

 
~oddball 248 * Ben_Holland[McCain`08] is now known as Ben_Holland[Palin`12]
<Ben_Holland[Palin`12]> McCain's cooked :(
<Ben_Holland[Palin`12]> I think everyone I voted for failed

 
~oddball 249 <weird> theres really only 2 numbers she's interested in
<weird> 7.5" and 60k

 
~oddball 250 * Elisius (monkey_fro@c-67-168-135-22.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) Quit (Quit)
<shas> and nothing of value was lost

 
~oddball 251 <[garden]> I pressed random image once and got a penix

 
~oddball 252 <saKhan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> my favorite call the indian (sorry this isn't racist really) guy calling me
<saKhan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> more that he was drunk and I really had issues understaning him
<saKhan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> took me 5 minutes to figure out he wanted to talk to a girl
<saKhan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> our tech line was 1# different from a talk sex line

 
~oddball 253 <endsvill> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmhdhnaPoDk check this out
<mattbuck> no
<Dee-recruiting> agreed
<no> no
<mattbuck> that's a double negative, go to the bottom of the class
<no> no u
<Archer> and double negatives = positive
<no> i'm not not stupid
<no> er

 
~oddball 254 <Jake|BabyMaking> im going to webcam with mags!
<Titania> O.o
<Jake|BabyMaking> oooohhh yeah
<Titania> he webcams naked you know
<Jake|BabyMaking> sweet
* HnL looses his dinner

 
~oddball 255 <Elisius> I love Paus

 
~oddball 256 <Dee> hey mattbuck, since you're partly gay can you tell me what a bangers and mash is? you can pm me if it's as dirty as i think it is
<shas> it's sausages and mashed potato
<SpArTaNs> with gravy and onions ftw :p
* SpArTaNs (webchat@82-33-19-104.cable.ubr01.stav.blueyonder.co.uk) Quit (Read error: No route to host)
<shas> GOD DISLIKES YOUR OPINION

 
~oddball 257 * mattbuck has cake
<Netheril> how does it taste?
<shas> like lies

 
~oddball 258 <{LDI}CEO_LoneDragon> once chet barked haze the newbie.. well it was an order
<{LDI}CEO_LoneDragon> shas you know the only part of your hazing that struck me as odd
<{LDI}CEO_LoneDragon> why did you have to get dressed up in the rabbit suit and go into a corner with chet to yiff

 
~oddball 259 <shas> we need a nation of the internet
<shas> it would suck, but at least it would be ours to make it sucky
<Wolvenhaven> no, cause people like rox would hack their way into the "presidency"
<Uziel> and i'd bork the economy.

 
~oddball 260 <WingedPuma> uziel you suck!
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> so does your mum
<WingedPuma> at least she's good at it
<Uziel> true. cheap as well
<{FWL}Joker_Cameron-Jones> LOL U SHUD TOTaly IBAL THAT FUN CONVO LULZ

 
~oddball 261 <shas> FREE MAGHETTI
<shas> im in exile now
<shas> but just as lenin returned to russia, so will i return to #invasion3042
<shas> i will then have a massive stroke and die

 
~oddball 262 <weird> appearently im an abusive op because mattbuck banned hoppy
<weird> wtf

 
~oddball 263 <Elisius> It's a love story :D
<mattbuck> you're a love story
<mattbuck> with chet
<Elisius> How did you find out?!

 
~oddball 264 <Archer> shas is your wenis showing?
<shas> not at the moment
<shas> when i transform into aeroplane mode though, anything is possible

 
~oddball 265 <mattbot3> | ~oddball 58 | <Death_Tornado> dont know if i will sleep tonight
<mattbot3> | ~oddball 58 | <Death_Tornado> just watched the last oc
<mattbot3> | ~oddball 58 | <Death_Tornado> marrissa died
<Archer> ...
<Archer> i didn't think i could think less of DT
<Archer> but i think the number went negative

 
~oddball 266 <Duesentrieb> There once was a man named Bertold
<Duesentrieb> Who drank beer when the weather grew cold
<Duesentrieb> As he reached for his cup
<Duesentrieb> NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!
<Duesentrieb> Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled!

 
~oddball 267 <shas> what's so bad about mattbuck's adult stories
<Elisius> I only read one of the hetero ones
<Elisius> It was actually pretty good
<mattbuck> I wrote hetero ones?
<Elisius> Unless the "She" refferenced an effeminate man
<Elisius> And I'm pretty sure there were vaginal euphamisms

 
~oddball 268 <Elisius> Honestly, Matt... Your erotic fiction is kind of like my girlfriend's, very first person
<mattbuck> there are two things to question there
<mattbuck> actually, 3
<Elisius> What I mean is it's kind of... Hmm, not sure how to put it
<Elisius> More focused on individual sensations of the characters involved
<Elisius> Whereas my erotic fiction is more of a setting the scene and painting a picture
<mattbuck> hmm, that could be why i never read your story - i didn't want to get arrested for paedophilia
<Elisius> I sent you a HORROR story, I haven't written any erotic storys
<mattbuck> you said "my" erotic fiction
<Elisius> I exchange erotic IMs and texts, I haven't sat down and written a story
<Elisius> I'm being more open about this than I should be, methinks

 
~oddball 269 <Arkidda> <Hoppy> and u're the only one of the ops i know that isnt biased against me already
<Arkidda> what he doesn't realise.. I am biased against it - I just don't show it to him or in public
<Arkidda> Oh god, Hoppy now thinks I am his buddy

 
~oddball 270 <mattbuck> oh god, i need to stop looking at iballs
<mattbuck> the laughing HURTS

 
~oddball 271 <Vincent> who else agrees that pball = peelball
<Vincent> i mean think about it atleast half of them contains peels antics :p
<Ravill> ....
<Ravill> it does mean that
<Ravill> idiot
<Arkidda> Ummm
<Arkidda> Duh!

 
~oddball 272 <Ben_Holland> I have had the great great fortune of staying out of the pballs

 
~oddball 273 <shas> where is X3
<aussiegolfer> in my pants
<aussiegolfer> i keep him there to amuse me

 
~oddball 274 <shas> ~8ball where is aussiegolfer
<mattbot3> shas: In aussiegolfer's pants.
<shas> how fitting

 
~oddball 275 <Archer> i like to create illusions of shas's mom in my head

 
~oddball 276 <Solourus> ahh i remember when i was first baned
<Solourus> i was doing this
<Solourus> --------------------------------------------
<Solourus> ----------------------------------------------
<Solourus> train tracks!!!
* ItCouldBeBunnies sets mode: +b *!*@adl-ts1-2600-129.tpgi.com.au
* Solourus was kicked by ItCouldBeBunnies (spam.)

 
~oddball 277 <Khan_Fyretrohl_Taney[LM]> You know Drakan...You would come in here complaining about your boss being an idiot if you were self employed

 
~oddball 278 <Kami> procrastination potion
<Kami> This is a vial of a lazily bubbling substance, the color of tomorrow. Or, y'know, the day after.

 
~oddball 279 <Capreolus> Bell, Bell, kate's split from Peel now
<Capreolus> how is single life by the way?
<Greater_Zergling[NCP]> more time for nev!!!
<kitkatkate> its gr8
<weird> you means how life being inundated by lonely nev players
<Antioch-Bell{STB}> geeks
<kitkatkate> got bout 20 offers since yesterday
<Greater_Zergling[NCP]> nerds and perverts
<Antioch-Bell{STB}> and transexuals
<weird{G}> i fit into the later category
<weird{G}> DOH
<weird{G}> damn you BELL
<Capreolus> I'm not a geek, I'm only a maths student... wait...

 
~oddball 280 <Macca> i NEED chetter!
<Macca> purely a weekend thing

 
~oddball 281 <ItCouldBeBunnies> I got some more quotes into the bunnyzen,... and you're mentioned in one
<Sarah_Rose> lemme guess...
<Sarah_Rose> im a slut?

 
~oddball 282 <Michael_Klien> I mean christ, what's next? Am I gonna grow boobs and have a lesbian encounter with eggy?!
<Eggy> WOOT!

 
~oddball 283 <Tigre> Kate, you never did explain the kitkat thing to me, and I don't see it in your website. . .
<kitkatkate> describe a kitkat bar
<Tigre> 4 cookies, covered in chocolate
<kitkatkate> 2 fingers ;)

 
~oddball 284 <Damz> well u cld go west an end up in china........
<mattbuck> you could to east and end up in america
<mattbuck> hell, the west to china thing was what columbus tried
<Damz> yeh that was a big mistake
<Damz> y did he have to find america
<mattbuck> because it's a very big lump of shite parked between us and china

 
~oddball 285 <WingedPuma> anyone know when avenger{cult} will next be on
<Droideka> .farseen avenger{cult}
<WingedPuma> oo lemme try
<WingedPuma> .farseen avenger{cult{
<WingedPuma> blah
* Droideka shakes head
<ItCouldBeBunnies> spelt his name wrong anyway
<WingedPuma> oh yeh that might be why
<WingedPuma> .farseen avenger{cult}
<ItCouldBeBunnies> I don't know how serious he was there either
<WingedPuma> !farseen avenger{cult}
<ItCouldBeBunnies> actually,.. i do now.
<WingedPuma> grrr, bloody mirc is bugged!
* WingedPuma (WingedPuma@ACBA82B1.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Quit: HydraIRC <- Go on, try it!.)

 
~oddball 286 <Zakarius> What instrument did you play, eh Belly? ;O)
<Antioch-Bell{STB}> the chet
<Capreolus> what kind is that? percussion?
<J-NaDa> probably stringed
<Antioch-Bell{STB}> its rhythmic
<Zakarius> the Chet? Did you have to blow it, pull it, beat it or pluck it? ;O)

 
~oddball 287 Now talking in #neveron_wob
* Topic is '»»-(¯`v´¯)--» Valentines Day is Coming! »»-(¯`v´¯)--»'
<Squire> its the 14 isnt it
<Squire> ill have to get something for my car
<Dark_Elf> gonna lub up the tail pipe I see squire?

 
~oddball 288 * WingedPuma (guest6454@ACBA82B1.ipt.aol.com) has joined #neveron
<WingedPuma> try it in jIRC
<WingedPuma> .farseen avenger{cult}
<WingedPuma> ARGH FUSCHING SAKE!!!
<Zakarius> WP: You a WoBbie, by any chance?

 
~oddball 289 * Michael_Klien slaps WingedPuma around a bit with a large trout
<Michael_Klien> You make Peel look intelligent.
<Michael_Klien> Stop breathing.

 
~oddball 290 <WingedPuma> wtf i betted on a stiletto and its got no weapons. anyone care to explain?
<Zakarius> Easy. You are a fool
<WingedPuma> ah ok
<WingedPuma> .farseen avenger{cult}
<Zakarius> ...
<WingedPuma> blah, have you all got a different version of mIRC then me?

 
~oddball 291 <Samael> did you know, there are more chess moves than known stars in the galaxy
<WingedPuma> no i didnt
<Sente> (chess moves)^n and you get possible go-moves
<ItCouldBeBunnies> you do realise that when people in #chess_moves were trying to beat #known_stars on mpogd, they deliberately made up a pile of moves that no-one would use, just to add the extra few. They even use a Bot to make some too
<Monna> icbbb but those in ~know_stars would go random naming
<WingedPuma> they'd come up with names like "that star over there" to win
<Monna> and so the star "lame-chess-cheaters" was born
<ItCouldBeBunnies> they tried randomly putting white dots on their maps, but they got caught out and permabanned from mpogd.
<Monna> doubt mpogd counted all the stars
<Monna> mpogd "we r missing 935479234653 stars wich u named where r they" NASA dude "those chess players brought in a black hole"

 
~oddball 292 <Zakarius> Puma: Lemme check something
<WingedPuma> ?
<Zakarius> .farseen avenger{cult}
<WingedPuma> you see him?
<Zakarius> Nah, seems like services are down for a while. Try again later
<WingedPuma> is that why it wasnt working?
<Zakarius> It'll be up again in about an hour or two, usually
<WingedPuma> kk, thanks

 
~oddball 293 <ItCouldBeBunnies> hey mattbuck,.. is the .farseen command working yet?
<Aitken_afk> what farseen?
<WingedPuma> it allows you to see when people are gooing to turn up i think
<WingedPuma> im not sure cause every time ive tried it. its been down for maintenance
<WingedPuma> i think its unstable at the moment
<mattbuck> not yet bunnies
<WingedPuma> its annoying me now cause i wanna use it
<ItCouldBeBunnies> still milking it for every laugh though
<WingedPuma> huh? theres something you're not telling me! i know it
<WingedPuma> its an op only thing isnt it!

 
~oddball 294 <WingedPuma> ItCouldBeBunnies are you a girl?

 
~oddball 295 <WingedPuma> <ItCouldBeBunnies> Perhaps he'll understand that we're winding him up now
<WingedPuma> you mean... there is no farseen command?
<mattbuck> there is a farseen command, it's just undergoing revision right now
<WingedPuma> mattbuck im not that stupid :p - i did read
<Capreolus> I'll prove it. Let me look in my logs...
<mattbuck> are you calling me a liar puma?
<Capreolus> <Capreolus> .farseen mattbuck
<Capreolus> -X2- Capreolus : mattbuck will be online in 5 hours, 23 minutes,
<WingedPuma> LIES!
<ItCouldBeBunnies> Cap,.. that was when it prolly worked
<Capreolus> ohkay
<Capreolus> .farseen wayward_son
<Capreolus> you're right, it is offline :-\
<Capreolus> damn, I wanted to use that

 
~oddball 296 <WingedPuma> my laziness defies the x button in the corner
<WingedPuma> can someone boot me please
* WingedPuma was kicked by Logres[AMI] (WingedPuma.)
* WingedPuma (WingedPuma@ACD5F2F2.ipt.aol.com) has joined #neveron
<Garr> aww, I was going to make a .farseen joke
<WingedPuma> why is it working now?
<WingedPuma> .farseen Avenger{Cult}
<WingedPuma> always offline it sucks

 
~oddball 297 <Dragion> http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fsm.html
<FeaR> thats where i met my current boyfriend

 
~oddball 298 <Peel> have u ever slept with a girl with 3 nipples?
<Kammy> Peel..we dont want to hear abotu what you did at nevcon
<Scottyrox[kh]> negative peel. however, I did give a nipple orgasm :-)
<Peel> to a man?
<Scottyrox[kh]> heh... no
<Peel> to chet?

 
~oddball 299 <necigrad> did Remy leave, ping out, or what? Anyone know?
<WingedPuma> use farseen to see when he'll be back
<WingedPuma> not sure it if working though
<WingedPuma> its usually offline

 
~oddball 300 <WingedPuma> i love being online
<WingedPuma> i can pretend im stupid
<Garr> WingedPuma,.. your ability to fool us all has been uncanny

 
~oddball 301 <xcoyote> Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo!
* xcoyote was kicked by Michael_Klien (Kilo Inamo Charlie Kilo!)

 
~oddball 302 <Troa> hey, my net was being gay
<CaBhaal> then tell it straiten up and stop being gay.
<Troa> I think Chet hacked it, it's not straightening out.
<CaBhaal> yup, terminally gay

 
~oddball 303 <mattbuck> I think I may have finally gone crazy
<ItCouldBeBunnies> in what way?
<mattbuck> I spent 2 hours last night writing a McFly meets japanese tentacle porn story

 
~oddball 304 <casper`afk> i dont like my men dark
<WingedPuma> shes like them like me
<Chameleon> girly?
<Sente> weak and stupid?
<Li_Ra> skinny and dumb looking?

 
~oddball 305 <squire> hurray i got a free ride hom
<ItCouldBeBunnies> you have a "use chetter once" ticket?

 
~oddball 306 <Rianna_Rose> yeah... so my roommate is saying we should sell our underwear on ebay :p

 
~oddball 307 <mattbuck> the puma quote i pmed you wasn't for bunnyzen, it was to be added to your setinfo
<Uziel> There's one somewhere about Puma's nipple bleeding.... :S
<mattbuck> I missed a puma quote? i'm slipping
<ItCouldBeBunnies> but matt,.. i never add to my own setinfos. plus i do have a few other pumarizms
<mattbuck> [12/03 - 19:07] -X3- [ThorazanMcKenna|away] [06:49] <WingedPuma> er, brb my nipple is bleeding
<Capreolus> I think I speak for all of neveron, matt, when I say... ew
<ItCouldBeBunnies> but recently, he told us all he was hurt and upset by all the ridicule and abuse we throw at him. I was truely touched by his sadness and his hurt. Truely I was. Still, i'll put the url for his photo that I've photoshopped in a little while.

 
~oddball 308 <Ben_Holland> Damnit I was just balled, I know it

 
~oddball 309 <aussiegolfer> .farseen Wayward_Son
<X3> That's not even a real command, you goose!

 
~oddball 310 <John_Church> You know what I hate.... Lots of people ask me if Lauren and myself are either brother and sister or twins...
<John_Church> You know what makes it worse, my last name and her mom's last name are the same...
<John_Church> Thank god for genealogy.com
<John_Church> So what's your guys thoughts, incest, or no incest?
<Snow_Fox> move to alabama

 
~oddball 311 <Samekh> ~8ball am I going to win tattslotto? :D
<mattbot3> Samekh: Certainly.
<Samekh> ~8ball so even if I don't buy a ticket, I will still win?
<mattbot3> Samekh: Without a doubt!

 
~oddball 312 <SupermarketZombies> gintama translates to silver balls I think
<shas> interesting name
<SupermarketZombies> ya
<shas> volumes 3 & 4 of welcome to the NHK manga are out in this country now, am gonna get them tomorrow or friday :D
<SupermarketZombies> NHK...? girl you crazy :O
* SupermarketZombies snaps fingers back and forth
<MJ_Vickers{CW}> damn i really do need to go and get my glasses ... not gonna tell you what that line read as when i glanced at the screen :P
<MJ_Vickers{CW}> lets just say i didn`t see the "snaps"

 
~oddball 313 <TPIH> If I didn't have a g/f right now I would give myself to maghetti :D

 
~oddball 314 <Archer> i believe he's 5'6" - i'm 6'3"
<SupermarketZombies> oh sweet, you should hook up with tom
<SupermarketZombies> katie won't mind
<Archer> Tom Cruise — Height: 5' 7" (1.70 M)
<Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> he could nestle his head on your manboobs
<Archer> he could

 
~oddball 315 <[roux]> [garden]!
<[garden]> [roux]!!
<[roux]> [garden]!
<[garden]> [roux]!!
<[garden]> ...
<[roux]> ...
<[garden]> this is going nowhere :P
<[roux]> That's what my ex said :'(

 
~oddball 316 <WingedPuma> im going to hell
<SupermarketZombies> 14 year old again?
<WingedPuma> no, I pretended not to know who my ex was when she tried to talk to me

 
~oddball 317 <WingedPuma> I got out of an inspection thanks to an inflatable sheep

 
~oddball 318 <WingedPuma> think I scared the corporal in one. Had one of my lockers filled with different knifes, a couple of hand axes, two sledge hammers & a book on serial killers with some sniper tape on it. I wrote "instructions" on the sniper tape

 
~oddball 319 <WingedPuma> well I need to shave my body
<WingedPuma> when you find a 5 inch pube, you know its time

 
~oddball 320 <LyCom_Fleet_Admiral_Plue> meh, gl in the military, I can't join...
<Lord_Examinar_Mordur> im sorry :p
<LyCom_Fleet_Admiral_Plue> I have moral objections to being shot at
<WingedPuma> Im allergic to bullets, they make me break out in blood

 
~oddball 321 <Shinagami101> I usaully sweet talk it till it goes down my throat

 
~oddball 322 <shas> i now know how it feels to act in a bukkakke porn
<saKhan_Raven_101st> hey stick to the midget porn... they only charge half price
<Hida_Fushu> and on that note, i think i'll wonder back to my non-bukkakke channels :P
* Hida_Fushu has left #invasion3042

 
~oddball 323 <shas> stupid milk fell from a great height out of the fridge, hit the floor and exploded
<shas> and i am now covered in milk
<shas> fortunately not human milk

 
~oddball 324 <shas> i was like two fetishes at once though
<shas> cause i had milk all over me
<shas> but also all over my glasses
<Rox> Happy Holidays all ;-)

 
~oddball 325 <mattbuck> did you two shower together?
<[roux]> yeah and I took pictures
<[roux]> per set if you want to buy
<[roux]> the negatives cost
* [Panda] hands [roux] oddball.txt
* [roux] coughs. "And the other
<[Panda]> I don't want the negatives, I want ten sets. l2math
<[roux]> that's a lotta fapping, [Panda]
<[Panda]> Well, you see, I'm a panda...
<[Panda]> It's hard, you know.
<[Panda]> I basically have no sex drive.

 
~oddball 326 <WingedPuma> You wont believe what I just managed to cut...
<Uziel> not your penis again?
<WingedPuma> moving on

 
~oddball 327 <WingedPuma> you know those stupid lil dating sites
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig[BA]> Yes?
<John_Church> some girl from a dating site cut your penis?
<WingedPuma> I signed up for one (out of boredom) and it showed me my best matches. Between the 5 of these chicks, they'd need two 4 ton trucks.
<WingedPuma> Why are fat chicks my best match :(
<John_Church> Because there is that much more lovin' with them?
<Arlo{GrayDeathLegion}> is one of your interests mountain climbing?
<WingedPuma> I said I wasnt too fussy
<WingedPuma> I meant about personality
<WingedPuma> this isnt fair

 
~oddball 328 <John_Church> I love reading spam email sometimes, its just funny
<John_Church> Title: "Outdoor lover, very active and am looking for ..."
<John_Church> Ave, my gentleman
<John_Church> Yourth faithfully, Natalia K
<Malachi> sorry church, i dunno how you got on my mailing list

 
~oddball 329 * Apples is now known as Apples_Drinking
* Titania is bobbing for apples
<Maghetti> how did I never think of that one...
<Maghetti> its a perfect oral joke!
<Titania> heh
<Maghetti> i only had /me eats Apples

 
~oddball 330 <Fang_bored> know what else is boring? everything
<Maghetti> well with that kind of additude no wonder your bored
<Fang_bored> sorry, I was busy being bored by you, did you says oemthing?
<Maghetti> if everything is boring to you then you are busy being bored 100% of the time
<Maghetti> besides this is in text, you cant ask if i said something if its on your computer screen ;p
<Fang_bored> shut up
<Ben_Holland> you bore me!
<Fang_bored> your text is causing me to read, which stimulates brain cells, thus causing me to slowly come out of my bored slump
<Maghetti> that stimulation of your brain is good for you, it even is good for your health! think man, think!
<Fang_bored> maybe I should go find Titania for some stimulation...
<Maghetti> but you said everything is boring, which would mean sex as well!

 
~oddball 331 <WingedPuma> My new years resolutiong is 1280x800

 
~oddball 332 <WingedPuma> Ive alwaqys wanted to highfive while doing a sheep

 
~oddball 333 <christel> i'm really good at breaking stuff!
<TenPoundHammer> wow, so am I
<Narson> That would be because you are a hammer.
<Narson> I'm sure there is a 'You are a tool' joke to be made there.
<closedmouth> i think you just made it

 
~oddball 334 <Tigre> is the name related to "titanium" or "titan" and not "titanic" I hope?
<mattbuck> I assumed titania like in a midsummer night's dream
<Titania> It is the queen of fairies from a midsummer nights dream by shakespeare
<Titania> yeah you knew matty
<mattbuck> you philistine tigre
<mattbuck> of course, that's actually the wrong thing to say
<Titania> awesome you are the first
<mattbuck> the philistines were very appreciative of the arts, just they weren't sufficiently pious for yahweh
<Tigre> sigh. I know lift/drag coefficients, not shakespeare

 
~oddball 335 * Lucifer is now known as Osi[Ravens-All-The-Way]
<sakhan_raven_101st> at least i have 1 fan

 
~oddball 336 <sakhan_raven_101st> what are balls?

 
~oddball 337 <Seras> eh gads...nearly choked on my own saliva...

 
~oddball 338 <John_Church> Better toy: Slinky or Silly Putty?
<Shinagami101> Hm... Thats a tough choice
<Nomad> silly putty
<Shinagami101> You have to put up effort to play with Silly Putty, whereas Slinky does its own thing once you start itt
<Nomad> but with silly putty u can make any shape you want
<Nomad> whereas all a slinky does is fall
<Shinagami101> But it falls, on its own :P
<Shinagami101> It just keeps going man
<Nomad> i hope u have alot of stairs
<Shinagami101> Keeps going
<Shinagami101> I would buy a house with a staircase just for the slinky lol

 
~oddball 339 <John_Church> I wonder what would happen if you shot silly putty out of a paintball gun
<John_Church> think it would bounce, break, or smoosh?
<John_Church> I don't think you would really know till you tried it
<John_Church> because under strong forces silly putty will break like a metal
<John_Church> but if you pull it slowly it stretches like a plastic
<John_Church> but it bounces like rubber
<Arlo{GDL}> and it copies newsprint
<John_Church> yes it does!
<Meatwad> got a paintball gun?
<John_Church> not here :/
<Meatwad> :(
<John_Church> or I would have already done it
<Meatwad> i wanna know now
<John_Church> man I need to get a paintball gun now :/
<John_Church> damn you silly putty for being so damn awesome

 
~oddball 340 <Fang> I just took the which star trek character are you quiz
<Fang> know what the result was?
<Fang> Your results:
<Fang> You are An Expendable Character (Redshirt)

 
~oddball 341 <mattbuck> crap. i am also a redshirt

 
~oddball 342 <Jakal> i tried self domination once, but it just wasnt as much fun as having a girl grind her heel into my solar plexus while calling me a "dirty littly piggy"
<ReLoad> whats a "girl" ?
<Hellspwan> A sheep substitute

 
~oddball 343 <Titania> I'm concerned about fang. They are doing a colonoscopy and im really scared about the possiblity of cancer
<mattbuck> just know that while we all hope it's not cancer, we're also all laughing at fang getting a camera stuck up his jacksie
<Titania> lmao. i will take pictures
<mattbuck> please don't
<Titania> lol - are you sure?
<mattbuck> quite sure
<Titania> it could be educational
<mattbuck> or at least if you must take photos, we don't want to see them. Upload them to wikimedia commons if you want, just don't show us
<Titania> I dont want to emotionally traumatize anyone
<Titania> his anal crevice is very scary

 
~oddball 344 <sakhan_raven_101st> i hate big numbers
<sakhan_raven_101st> head hurt numbers make
<BlueWeaver{CWM}> just for that I may start providing all numbers in binary
<sakhan_raven_101st> as long as the binary numbers only tell me your bank account number and password
<sakhan_raven_101st> we will be good

 
~oddball 345 <c4bombexpert> i never thought something so gross looking would taste that good in my mouth

 
~oddball 346 * mattbuck pokes Esau[FXG] with a pencil
* Esau[FXG] pokes mattbuck with a polaris missle
* mattbuck pokes Esau[FXG] with a nova bomb
* Esau[FXG] pokes mattbuck with a sharp stick
* Murphy pokes esau with very small rocks
* mattbuck pokes Esau[FXG] with a (C) Guardian ECM
* Esau[FXG] pokes mattbuck with some harsh language
* mattbuck pokes Esau[FXG] with a dead language
* Murphy pokes mattbuck with a made-up language
* Esau[FXG] pokes mattbuck with a momma joke
* mattbuck pokes Esau[FXG] with ReLoad's mom
* Esau[FXG] dies

 
~oddball 347 <Esau[FXG]> oh good lord
<Esau[FXG]> it's chet
* {FWL}Chetter[WoB] does the bill clinton flirt
<{FWL}Chetter[WoB]> how you doing

 
~oddball 348 <Ravill> i like boobies
<Shinagami101> Im happy for you
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> ravill be honest....u like wangs
<Ravill> no i like boobies
<DCMS_Zetren> boobies no wangs
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> ok so u like lady boys ravill
<Nash[SWR3]> now you are just trying to compensate :P
<Ravill> no i like boobies and vagina
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> so u like trannies now? interestin
<Ravill> no i like boobies and vaginas on girls that were born girls and never had a sex change from a boy to a girl
<StCpt_Kais_Karriage> so you like boys now ravil :p
<Ravill> damnit i can't win here

 
~oddball 349 * StCol_Devon_McQuaid[CBS] is now known as Eggy_in_thong

 
~oddball 350 * X3 gives aussiegolfer a rose @-'-,- from a secret admirer
<aussiegolfer> .last 2
<aussiegolfer> i see you over there
<Seras> forgot about that >.<
<aussiegolfer> HAH i didn't really see you, you just outed yourself
<aussiegolfer> not really, i did see you ...
<aussiegolfer> NOT REALLY!
<aussiegolfer> not really.
<aussiegolfer> no wait - not really!
<aussiegolfer> really
<aussiegolfer> no
<aussiegolfer> not
<aussiegolfer> what?
* aussiegolfer asplodes

 
~oddball 351 <sakhan_raven_101st> man osiris u are gettin lucky today lol
<mattbuck> is he getting into your panties?
<sakhan_raven_101st> he could be if i wore panties lol
<sakhan_raven_101st> i did wear my gfs panties once... her ex caught me in them
<Snow_Fox> ..... thats um
<Snow_Fox> special

 
~oddball 352 * Niki (Niki@134.50.209.111) has joined #neveron
<Fang> Ack! A girl!
<Niki> omg... where?!?
* Niki looks down
<Niki> oh

 
~oddball 353 <weird> niki theres guys in here with bigger boobs than you
<Fang> I don't see ovie
<Niki> lol that may be... but none as nice as mine
<weird> im not willing to be the judge of that comparison, i'll just take your word for it
<weird> the possible benfit of that job is vastly outweighed by the horror of seeing everyone elses
<Niki> heh well what would you like better, nice breasts and "other attributes", or big boobs and the thought of a penis along with it
<weird> i dont want to think of their penis's anymore than their breasts
<weird> in fact im gonna go find some mental floss
<weird> well hopefully this topic turned off some of the testosterone in here. sure as hell turned me off
<mattbuck> boobs are nice, but so are cocks, so it's swings and roundabouts really
<mattbuck> really dirty swings and roundabouts
<mattbuck> with penises
<weird> i hate you

 
~oddball 354 <[csa]llamavore> WHAtS WRONG WITH EATIN LLAMAS
<Hippo[CF]> you cough up furballs bigtime after
<[csa]llamavore> there's more than one way to skin a llama
<Hippo[CF]> hippos don't skin things

 
~oddball 355 <John_Church> amazing how quick the conversation changes in this room
<FS|Alias_still_sleepy> well the attention span makes goldfish look like long-term thinkers
<Arlo_{GDL}> lol, this side of the bowl is neat, i wonder what the other side is like...
<Arlo_{GDL}> this side of the bowl is neat, i wonder....

 
~oddball 356 <csa_llamavore> is graverobbing a crime?
<Zentaedi_Glaug> only if you're caught
<csa_llamavore> k

 
~oddball 357 <Elisius> HOLYCRAPCOFFEEISDONEBRBMUSTDRINKCOFFEE!

 
~oddball 358 <John_Church> Eggy doesn't like sexual references about her, so we don't go there
<mattbuck> are we allowed to make sexual references to you? as in "I like being in church"?
<John_Church> that's fine. Lauren is off limits - mostly
<Nomad> i was in Church this one time, and it was all dirty...
<StCpt_chris_361stStrikeCluster> lol woooooooooooow.
<Nomad> but there was a surprising amount of space to move around
<Nomad> like i wasnt the only one there...
<Nomad> someone had expanded the walls or something
<John_Church> god what have I done
<Nomad> i asked the same thing while i was in there!

 
~oddball 359 <mattbuck> woo, more snow photos
<Armigilion> lool thats comical
<Snow_Fox> wait what?
<Snow_Fox> more snow photos
<Snow_Fox> where
<mattbuck> http://www.flickr.com/photos/mattbuck007/sets/72157613409559439/ there
<Snow_Fox> oh i thought they were naughty pictures of me that someone got ahold of and distributed
<Snow_Fox> forget i said that

 
~oddball 360 <Archer> ~nevball latest
<Archer> :/
<Archer> thats old
<mattbuck> i've been ill the past few days and not watching irc
<mattbuck> if you see funny stuff, paste it in #neveron_admin
<Archer> we see elisius everyday
<Archer> we can't paste all of him in #neveron_admin

 
~oddball 361 <WingedPuma> Theres one French man I admire. He parachuted into an active area of operations. Unfortunately, his chute deployed.

 
~oddball 362 <Esau> I just wish life was like an RPG, I would be rich and always just a little more than beat up
<Esau> instead of being broke and alot beat up

 
~oddball 363 <|Pausanian|SneakSuit> ];)
<QM> your sneak suit is failing
* |Pausanian|SneakSuit is now known as |Pausanian|
<|Pausanian|> how did you know it was me?/..
* |Pausanian| checks the guarantee on the back of his label again
<QM> your forgot and put your name in front of sneaksuit

 
~oddball 364 <SoB> you can tell this movie was made in the 80s
<BlueWeasel> which?
<SoB> ladyhawke
<BlueWeasel> ohh yeah
<SoB> the intro music is almost pornlike

 
~oddball 365 <Esau> If Hell is a place of ever lasting fire and damnation then your belief system is thermodynamically unsound.

 
~oddball 366 <Wolvenhaven> i've got mono installed

 
~oddball 367 <rama> We live in a funny world where it is acceptable to kill prisoners by crucifiction, but where spraying "All you bases are belong to us" on a wall is an act of terrorism

 
~oddball 368 <Bullzeye> Jimbo Wales watches you while you poop.

 
~oddball 369 <Osiris> i want to be a flying pig farmer

 
~oddball 370 <shas> maghetti wouldn't get out of me last night

 
~oddball 371 <WingedPuma> I cant tell if I just farted or shat myself , brb

 
~oddball 372 * R34per is now known as R34p|husb
<R34p|husb> happy?
* kirbster is now known as kirb|wife
<kirb|wife> ......
<R34p|husb> LOL
<mattbuck> You may kiss the bride
* R34p|husb kisses kirb|wife
<R34p|husb> Time for the honeymoon pet.
<kirb|wife> NOOOOOO

 
~oddball 373 <ReLoad> my ass has its own postcode.

 
~oddball 374 <John_Church> I hate int math sometimes, but love it at others
<John_Church> stupid integer math
<ReLoad> i hate all math!
<John_Church> I love math
<ReLoad> i prefer sex
<John_Church> sex is complicated I can always rely on math to not to complicate my life when I am doing it
<ReLoad> lol your obviously not doing it right then :)
<John_Church> you say that, but you know what I mean
<ReLoad> :) indeed
<John_Church> because sex is like a prize for figuring out an ever increasing jigsaw puzzle with a woman in a relationship
<John_Church> everytime you figure it out, you win, but the next time its going to be even harder to get
<John_Church> and its not always that its even complicated, but its just time consuming
<ReLoad> well u just have to watch out for the end of level bosses - they get tough
<John_Church> I am more looking to avoid software defects that result in babies

 
~oddball 375 <Zil-> I'd just discover that a pc works better with electricity.

 
~oddball 376 <SoB> if you want a rumour spread, just tell ben
<SoB> 30 mins the whole invasion community knows
<sakhan_raven_101st> must be a girl
<mattbuck> /msg Ben_Holland Rumour says someone called Ben Holland has no genitals
<Ovie> dont worry, i make up for him, i have all 52 types
<snow_fox> ...

 
~oddball 377 <John_Church> I r wiener!
<Hellspwan> And?
<John_Church> you stink like poop
<SoB> hellspawn's weiner stinks like poop?
<Hellspwan> sorry, hopelessly heterosexual
<SoB> the question really is whose poop?
<snow_fox> wow
<snow_fox> teach me to read the last screens worth of lines

 
~oddball 378 <noise> We think Starbucks has taken over the UK... the reason people have a fence around their garden (yard) in the U.S is so they don't come home to find a fresh Starbucks next to the shed and a puzzled looking dog.

 
~oddball 379 <AdamCuerden> ...What the fuck?
<AdamCuerden> ...Is Wiki-Bot on CRACK?
<AdamCuerden> ...Pardon my swearing. I've been talking to my mother.
<AdamCuerden> ...And yes, I realise that statement is not one that most, luckier people will ever say.

 
~oddball 380 <Kaptain_Nikoli_Von_Steiner> honestly Korps most of todays armeican idol, mainstream americans are dumb as a box of rock s and wouldnt know their arse from taiwan if shown a map ;)
<Khan_Murphy{CGB}> my arse doesnt look like taiwan
<Khan_Murphy{CGB}> it looks more like australia

 
~oddball 381 <StCpt_Kais_Karriage> or quack quack :p
<Eve> Honk honk?
<Ben_Holland> I perfer honk honk
<Ben_Holland> I prefer dead honk honks actually
<Ben_Holland> bastages like to shit all over my car :/
* Ben_Holland cries
<Snow_Fox> you have geese bomb your car
<Snow_Fox> man, thats like stratigic bombing there
<Ben_Holland> it is :/
<Snow_Fox> b-52 of bird shat

 
~oddball 382 <Dragonfly6-7> they are interviewing a lawyer on the radio about his pet donkey
<Dragonfly6-7> "I brought my ass to court. I wanted the jurors to see my ass. My ass was very well-behaved in court. The jurors got to touch my ass, and pat my ass, and get face-to-face with my ass."

 
~oddball 383 <Ovie> Zergy's STILL going to school, he has 3 degrees now
<Ovie> Lasers, Bio tech, robotics, and now he is goin for law
<Eggy> professional student
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> wonder what he wants to do
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> i only have two....chemistry and project management
<Ovie> i think hes going to build an organic lawyer robot thats armed with lasers

 
~oddball 384 <AFK> which is the volume of a pizza of the radius z and the height a?
<BakuVJ|> not enough :P
<AFK> pi*z*z*a ;)

 
~oddball 385 <mattbuck> oh crap, scientists are creating "roboctopus"
<mattbuck> octopi can open jam jars
<mattbuck> does anyone else think it's very dangerous to have jam jar opening robots?
<mattbuck> men will become unnecessary
<TC_Jakal> omg, our jam will never be safe from robots again
<mattbuck> and do you want your girlfriend to dump you for a robot who can open jam jars better than you?
<{CapCon}Hellspwan> well, untill they have a cash dispensing robot that takes out the trash, I am safe
<Erolat> most women already say we can be replaced with two "C" cell batteries

 
~oddball 386 <NocturneNoir> I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT IT WASN'T ME
<NocturneNoir> Oh, sorry wrong chan

 
~oddball 387 <HUNTER_XMG> Whats up
<{CapCon}Hellspwan> peckers... airplanes and the price of whores in Hong Kong
<{CapCon}Hellspwan> it's now fuckie suckie...
<{CapCon}Hellspwan> inflation is bad

 
~oddball 388 <Snow_Fox> zinging ovie is a bit like kissing a fish, you will just end up regretting the venture

 
~oddball 389 <argentino> She says the different ... I have a cock of twenty meters
<]{athy> twenty meters? damn
* Kismet shoves argentino away with a 100 foot pole for good measure

 
~oddball 390 <Snow_Fox> Climate Change and ovie, after the commercial break
<Lucifer> ovie produces x5 times the normal methane of normal people
<Lucifer> his carbon footprint is too big
<Ovie> Luci ya got no idea, i have a explosive gass detector in my trailer and i set the damm thing off all the time

 
~oddball 391 <[roux][class]> If the bus is every 20 minutes, and scheduled ot be there at 12:30, it's not unreasonable to walk outside at 12:25. Watching the ass end of the bus driving away at that point SUCKS
<[roux][class]> and now I'm late for class
<Ironholds> roux: did it have a nice arse?
* [roux][class] kills Ironholds with savagery and exquisite attention to prolonging pain and suffering
<Ironholds> thanks! wouldn't like to be killed by someone who did a half-arsed job of it

 
~oddball 392 <LC|Edder|afk> well ima be quiet now
<The_Great_Evil_Lord_Ovie> well since edder aint talkin, time for some molestin

 
~oddball 393 <Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> i make love not war :P
<TC_Jakal> how your hand btw?
<The_Great_Evil_Lord_Ovie> i make love to the prisoners i caputre in war
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> hand has a cramp...thanks for asking :)
<The_Great_Evil_Lord_Ovie> you should use the new Icy Hot Lube
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> hmmmm....sounds intriguing,,,,i might just give it a whirl ;)
<TC_Jakal> yea, but theres a time limit. you gotta unload before your wang goes numb

 
~oddball 394 <Snow_Fox> ~allball fox
<Snow_Fox> 30 more, then i can have my own balls
<Snow_Fox> wait that didnt come out right

 
~oddball 395 <KT> Political correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

 
~oddball 396 <The_Great_Bunny_of_Vengence> Evil Humans! Return the eggs of my ppl or we will chew your wireing!!

 
~oddball 397 <Reload> ok enough of the gay jokes.
<Reload> unless its about chet.

 
~oddball 398 <Nash[CDS]> I want these dog treats, that my master steals from me to eat them himself

 
~oddball 399 <shas> nice, i just downloaded 116% of a file
<shas> dear ubuntu, wtf

 
~oddball 400 <shas> is puma dead yet
<shas> ps if he is i will look like a dick here

 
~oddball 401 <mattbuck> avril lavigne or jennifer morrison?
<shas> ..neither?
<BlueWeasel}> Morrison, without a doubt.
<BlueWeasel> Lavigne wishes she were that pretty, talented and mentally stable.
<shas> oh i see you were talking about into which you would place your log of manhood

 
~oddball 402 <Arlo> inside every ReLoad is an Arlo, trying to get out
<ReLoad> your an ed short of a reload.
<Arlo> you have been Arlo-ed
<Arlo> yer just mixed up is all

 
~oddball 403 <shas> boredom like this last time resulted in second degree burns to my hand
<samuel_jennings> friction burns can hurt
<shas> so can fire
<shas> but my implying i masturbated with a level of fury sufficient to burn myself is pretty funny too

 
~oddball 404 <Dookie> cya guys, dunno when we gonna get back
<shas> are you going to get drunk
<Dookie> very
<shas> because if you are please come on here and be stupid so we can mock you

 
~oddball 405 <Dookie> crap
<Dookie> i just realized i havnt eaten since yesterday morning

 
~oddball 406 <Dookie> damn it matt what do i need to do to get more balls?
<mattbuck> bend over and drop your pants

 
~oddball 407 <jopo> Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo so I have to put out NO PARKING signs. The Mexican restaurant on the corner has a big deal and people park all down our street.
<aussiedave> charge them for parking
<jopo> The manager came by yesterday and thanks us in advance for the inconvenience.
<aussiedave> put up a sign saying the restaurant is serving only mexican pork

 
~oddball 408 <shas> matt can i get a statement from you
<mattbuck> sure. I did not have sex with Lindsay Lohan.
<shas> what is your opinion on gchq saying they are not making a giant database
<mattbuck> disinformation
<shas> ah so you think that they ARE making one, precisely because they said that they aren't huh
<mattbuck> yes
<shas> how sneaky of them. almost like they're spies

 
~oddball 409 <shas> your face is my yoyo
* shas was kicked by John_Church
* shas (shas@shas.Users.AfterNET.Org) has joined #Invasion3042
<John_Church> I don't even know what the insult meant, but I took offense to it
<shas> it implied i had forced oral sex with your face
* John_Church sets mode: +b *!*@shas.Users.AfterNET.Org
* shas was kicked by John_Church

 
~oddball 410 <shas> i think that i am becoming as stupid as peel
<shas> but without the sexy appeal

 
~oddball 411 <shas> i hump lasers

 
~oddball 412 <shas> did you see the video of gordon brown with a swastika behind him
<Peel> 2 things I don't like - Gordon Brown and swastikas
<Peel> does that make it a double negative
<shas> i'm not sure
<shas> if Gordon Brown and Swastikas were combined together perhaps through a cunning process like tattooing
<shas> then your dislike of both might turn into an intense love
<Peel> i couldnt see gordon brown with a skin head tho
<shas> he could wear a wig and kinda be like superman only more ineffectual
<shas> start out wearing his wig and suit but then lose all his clothes and suddenly become oiled and glistening, covered in far right tattoos
<shas> that would be pretty disturbing actually
<shas> POLICYMAN
<shas> PRINT MORE MONEY
<shas> PRIVATISE ROYAL MAIL!
<shas> make lame youtube AMVs of a supposed Gordon/Cameron forbidden cross-benches love

 
~oddball 413 <shas> i have no idea who my councillor is, except that he's tory and a bastard who's never done anything to help anything around here
* shas (shas@92.23.222.252) Quit (Quit)
* shas (shas@92.23.222.252) has joined #neveron
<shas> obviously the thought police zomg saw my complaints about the local council and dc'd me

 
~oddball 414 <mattbuck> why anyone was ever dumb enough to give malduc power over so much as a cookie is beyond me
<Snow_Fox> maybe the cookie rebelled on him and he had to solidfy his power base
<mattbuck> the chocolate chip ones can be deadly
<ivarroland{FWL}> maybe the cookie had a chip on its shoulder?
<Snow_Fox> they can be like little stalins
<Alias_AFK> man - that pun takes the biscuit

 
~oddball 415 <shas> i survived my shower
<Ovie> good 4 you :)
<shas> yup
<Ovie> thats what your 2nd or 3rd time?
<shas> something like that

 
~oddball 416 <Ovie> i say we hand shas from a tree by his testicals and use him as target pratice
<shas> you do that
<ShadowKing> ovie can i use a rock?
<Ovie> what ever u want
<shas> lollerami
<Ovie> i'm going to try long range tentacle rape

 
~oddball 417 <Doghowzer> Hi
* Doghowzer_afk was kicked by shas (hi)
* Doghowzer_afk (~Doghowzer@74-131-128-246.dhcp.insightbb.com) has joined #Exile
<Doghowzer_afk> Hi

 
~oddball 418 * ATLdude just had something weird happen.
<Kelvin> its called the Big O and most boys get them starting around age 12

 
~oddball 419 <{FWL}c4asleepage> he's awake
* {FWL}c4asleepage is now known as {FWL}Lord-c4bombexpert
<{FWL}Lord-c4bombexpert> tremble and despair mortals
<{FWL}Lord-c4bombexpert> DOOM has come to this world
<{Cap-Gen_of_Marik}Seawolf> again?

 
~oddball 420 <Kelvin> I love mondays cause its the furthest day from the next Monday

 
~oddball 421 <Apocryphal> buttsex is for homos who like cock.
<conrad> and who doesn't?
<Apocryphal> the state of Utah.

 
~oddball 422 <Snow_Fox> i just had a poo that could be considered a religious experience

 
~oddball 423 <Snow_Fox> holy crap on a crap cracker its Peel
<Peel> why would you put crap on a cracker
<Peel> waste of a cracker
* TaxMan5x ponders crap on a crap cracker.
* TaxMan5x didn't know such a thing as crap crackers existed.

 
~oddball 424 <GCmdr_Malduc_Icaza{CWM_Keshik}> gah
<GCmdr_Malduc_Icaza{CWM_Keshik}> need to find Mordur
<Peel> alright Frodo

 
~oddball 425 <ghostrider> hurt myself today. had some more thoughts...
<RedStar> you hurt yourself by thinking?
<ghostrider> yeah. do it sometimes..
<ghostrider> kinda why i stay away from thinking.

 
~oddball 426 <{FWL}Snow_Fox> ~allball snow
<{FWL}Snow_Fox> only 25 more quotes before i get my own category :-P
<{FWL}Snow_Fox> mark my words there shall be snowballs

 
~oddball 427 <mattbuck> I feel like Oprah
<Eggy> good thing you do not look like her
<mattbuck> true eggy. i'd rather not give ovie another reason to try and molest me with his tentacles
<Eggy> well do not get so close
<Eggy> his tentacles are short, no matter what he says

 
~oddball 428 <{FWL}Chetter-Recruiting> what can I say I bring out divinity in fecal matter

 
~oddball 429 <{FWL}Snow_Fox> ~oddball 422
* mattbot3 (~mattbot3@user-544333bc.lns5-c7.dsl.pol.co.uk) Quit (Quit)
<{FWL}Snow_Fox> NOOOO
<{FWL}Snow_Fox> rejected :(

 
~oddball 430 <{FWL}Snow_Fox> nothing i mean nothing kills a your mom joke then the reciepient replying <SemanticDM> Dude, my mom's dead. :-(
<Duo_Maxwell> And the awkward silence attempts to settle in...
<SemanticDM> She isn't really. I just thrive on awkward silences.

 
~oddball 431 <Snow_Fox> ok seriously who ever thought of this file extension must have been clueless: .koc
<Snow_Fox> im gonna have to include that in a meeting eventually
<John_Church> better then .kkk
<Snow_Fox> true but imagine me at a training meeting going ok you need to upload your .koc file for the offline transactions
<John_Church> .fuk
<John_Church> .dic
<John_Church> plenty of other good ones
<John_Church> .sex
<X3> nah uh, you're not my type, John_Church

 
~oddball 432 <Uncensored> You know you can say what you want about Michael Jackson
<Uncensored> At least he had the decency to drive slowly past schools

 
~oddball 433 <MWarrior_SemanticDM[CDS]> Guten morgan all!
<SupermarketZombies> zieh mein wagen!
<MWarrior_SemanticDM[CDS]> I don't know what zieh means, but I don't think it's something I want to do to your wagon.

 
~oddball 434 <utah> happy 4th
<mattbuck> i'm british, we don't celebrate it publicly
<mattbuck> but we all raise our glasses in private and say thank god we got rid of those bloody colonials
<utah> lol
<davidjh> Do you know why America got your the religious bigots,and Australia got your criminals?
<davidjh> Australia had first choice :p

 
~oddball 435 <{FWL}Chetter-Recruiting> celebs die in 3's as you know with Jackson, Faccet and Mcnair dead leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one extra for free

 
~oddball 436 <gene> sorry, had a quick phone call
<bruce32> is ok
<gene> frustration reigns !!
<bruce32> who has you frusterated
<gene> the IRS, f**ckers
<gene> now they want another from me, dont know why
<gene> I dont mind having a pen pal, but this is rediculous! :(

 
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~oddball 438 <{FWL}c4bombexpert> I SPENT THE WHOLE DAY IN THE ER
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> i was the dude in the bed too
<mattbuck> wow. what happened
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> i have an infection in my epidydmus
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> the gland that connects testes to weiner
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> basically my nuts hurt

 
~oddball 439 <{FWL}c4bombexpert> they have no idea what, they keep saying STD
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> and show them my Steam Account, IRC handle
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> and say "trust me not that"

 
~oddball 440 <dragonboy> im listening to iron maiden and wondering would i hear the satanic verses or the necrenominon if i played it backwards lol
<dragonboy> or would i straighten up become sober attend church like what happens when ya play country music backwards lol
<dragonboy> anyone know??
<JanetH> no idea
<Pauly> nope
<dragonboy> ok well if i end up suddenly transforming into the legendary prince of darkness its because i did play iron maiden backwards lol
<Pauly> we'll watch for that
<dragonboy> oh uh oh
<dragonboy> the song number of the beast is playing now
<dragonboy> wait whats that....im feeling.....evil taking me over....my teeth are getting longer and pointy.....suddenly im having hunger pains...strange blood sounds so good right now lol
<dragonboy> nah im cooking rice thats what it is

 
~oddball 441 <df[cgb]> wow, molly ringwald gave birth to twins. bald ringwald 1 and bald ringwald 2.
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> lol we should steal the twins and then return hem
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> but trick them which one was which
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> then in 20 years ruin their lives "YOUR NAME REALLY IS YOUR SIBS NAME!"
<df[cgb]> hmm that may be difficult, one is a girl and the other is a boy
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> aw hell
<John_Church> that can be fixed

 
~oddball 442 <{FWL}c4bombexpert> i was talking to someone in french at 1:30 when the room was dead
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> malduc didn't like it, i got .kbed
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> i wasn't being dumb, we were honestly conversing in french
<ghostrider> le malduc slurpees le poo poo isnt french :)

 
~oddball 443 <STR8_SHOOTER> gene: am lazy.. i dont know how to cook... if i eat now am going to order somehting
<STR8_SHOOTER> if i order something its going to be with me all night
* yoyo sends shooter a box of tv dinners with instructions how to push buttons on his nuker
<`tomo`> cooking is as simple as being able to read
<STR8_SHOOTER> i hate TV dinners
<yoyo> he deserves them or a pound of bologna and a loaf of bread
<yoyo> it will teach you how to cook porn and beans and boil hotdogs

 
~oddball 444 <elijah> You don't die of AIDS.
<elijah> You die from an opportunistic infection/condition because you have no immune system, but that infection/condition is not AIDS itself.
<kano> but caused by aids
<elijah> No, made possible by AIDS.
<kano> well, it certainly is not made possible by strawberry ice cream

 
~oddball 445 <mattbuck> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8158937.stm HOORAY! I have only a strong possibility of being attacked by a terrorist. It is no longer highly likely!
<StCpt_DevilKhan> no that's an average human being
<StCpt_DevilKhan> with you it is 10 time even greater

 
~oddball 446 <Apocryphal> is there any way i can induce a thousand years of darkness just by being a douche on the internet?

 
~oddball 447 <Haggis|H1N1> i was trying to sleep...i can't. I feel like a cow on fire.

 
~oddball 448 <steveca> is this a math chat room? lol
<dpking32> lol right now yes
<conrad> it's a combination math/foot fetish chat room
<jpc1> if anyone wants to pm me go ahead, unfortunatly foot fetish and maths are not among my strong points to talk about
<footsmell> at least i like one out of two...
<jpc1> oh so you like maths footsmell

 
~oddball 449 <brass> A good man is hard to find. A hard man is good to find

 
~oddball 450 <ReLoad> i was the magic button.

 
~oddball 451 <White> i was going to chat in a depression chat room but didnt want to take the time to create an account

 
~oddball 452 <AlexisM> im working with computers, having fun with computers, and unfortunately sometimes having sex with computers

 
~oddball 453 <McDookieberry> Ugh ugh ugh!
<khan_Harper_CSR> ugh ugh ugh
<{FWL}Habsburg> unf unf unf?
<McDookieberry> .unf
<X3> McDookieberry: I don't want to be part of your sick fantasies!
<McDookieberry> But I love you x3!

 
~oddball 454 <khan_Harper_CSR> hm... my tommy hurts...
<khan_Harper_CSR> must half to fart
<khan_Harper_CSR> man these kids are gonna be all over me like a fat kid on cake. Stupid Wii......

 
~oddball 455 <GrampsHOT> I have a French automobile. The tires keep going down on me.
<teri`ann> dont buy "Drunk Prom Date" tires Gramps

 
~oddball 456 <wyojohntop> just telling this room about the luck i had when i was in my 20's when i had a relationship with a beautiful intersexed lady
<niftyguy> hey that is nice wyojohn, how long ago was that?
<wyojohntop> about 20 yrs. ago
<niftyguy> IC. wonder what he/she is doing now?
<leatherdog> shes the ex governor of alaska

 
~oddball 457 <SexIsTheGame> i was watching a move the other day where a naked man was sacrificed to some tribe in brazil
<SexIsTheGame> it was a very old movie
<Boyd> or the last episode of Survivor

 
~oddball 458 <SexIsTheGame> wait - r u straight?>
<STR8_SHOOTER> yes

 
~oddball 459 * John_Church touches ReLoad
* ReLoad gets all squirmy
* John_Church gets all squirty
* ReLoad runs for the hills!

 
~oddball 460 <Ironholds> I be excellent in bed
<Ironholds> I can do everything
<Ironholds> sleep, roll over, mumble nonsense
<Ironholds> fall out of bed

 
~oddball 461 <mattbot3> Please note that mattbot will be unavailable from the 29th August to the 5th September.
<Hida_Fushu> gah
<Hida_Fushu> just when i planned to use mattbot
<Hida_Fushu> it'll be gone
<Hida_Fushu> my life is ruined!

 
~oddball 462 <`tomo> I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

 
~oddball 463 <`tomo> the economy is so bad, the kid at mcdonalds today, said,, ''can you afford fries with that?

 
~oddball 464 <`tomo> The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

 
~oddball 465 <cocowee> anyone got spongebob?
<gilbotron> no we're straight

 
~oddball 466 <The_Thing> !Makemeanadminsoicanblockeverybodyinsightanderasethewiki! :P
<PeterSymonds> tl;dr
<The_Thing> !wellthat'stoobad...readitanyways.

 
~oddball 467 <Dylan> i'd like to eat custard off a lady. I couldn't find one last time though, so i just used a bowl

 
~oddball 468 <iLLKhan_McDookie_Dookie{CW}> i ran out of money to eat a few days ago...
<iLLKhan_McDookie_Dookie{CW}> so I've been eating my shit
<iLLKhan_McDookie_Dookie{CW}> and sleeping in the bathtub

 
~oddball 469 <Maghetti_4_President> I cant even beat the aqua teen hunger force strip poker game :(
<mattbuck> I'd have thought you;d always win that, on account of everyone else purposely losing to let you keep your clothes on
<buc`afk> lol
<Maghetti_4_President> this was against a computer
<Maghetti_4_President> but yeah, people WANT to see me naked
<Maghetti_4_President> fact
<buc`afk> 'people' like chet
<Maghetti_4_President> this much is true.

 
~oddball 470 <Khan_Harper_CSR> ohhhh my taxs got deposited, time to go spend some money
<Khan_Harper_CSR> hm... 1000 dollars short :( stupid people....
<Khan_Harper_CSR> hm... need to take a poop ..... anyone want some brownies?

 
~oddball 471 <President_Maghetti> there is a wanna be tranny in my house
<President_Maghetti> awesome!

 
~oddball 472 <molotov1990> is there a girl who want to chat with me?
<Xsploit> trying to chat up girls on irc?
<Xsploit> you fucking fail

 
~oddball 473 <Elisius> I am a strange person

 
~oddball 474 <Elisius> Usually when I lick people they respond well

 
~oddball 475 * mattbuck has joined #neveron
<mattbuck> let this be a warning to you all - if you have your power cable in a place where your feet can play with it, make sure the on/off button is as hard to get to as possible

 
~oddball 476 <President_Maghetti> the one time jointed called me, and i saw and called back, it didnt warn me that he was in canada and it charged me 20$:p
<jointedlimb> now mags, that was just last nite
<jointedlimb> and the only reason it was 20 bucks is cause i charge 3.99 a minute

 
~oddball 477 <Tigre> nice name there Gunner :)
<Gunner_Has_A_Stupid_Wife> ya she went to the wrong goddamn building and missed the divorce hearing

 
~oddball 478 <Modelo[AFK]> omg
<Modelo[AFK]> OMG BUC
<buc`afk> ?
<Modelo[AFK]> ur so cool

 
~oddball 479 <Slord> if chetter shows up again i say hi and have a manatee for him
<Slord> o/
* Slord (webchat@207-144-102-234.cstel.net) Quit (Quit)

 
~oddball 480 <Zombies> global climate change is the new word hoe
<Zombies> keep up wit de times !
<Bellerphon> hoe? i ain't no gardening tool yo
<Zombies> suck a rake
<Bellerphon> thats so shovel of you :(

 
~oddball 481 <Modelo[AFK]> heres a cookie
<Damian[SG][Genocidal]> bend over....ill put it where it goes
<Modelo[AFK]> ...what do u do with cookies?

 
~oddball 482 <TheStarchDefenders> when we gonna call chet eli and peel and get on with it?

 
~oddball 483 <buc`afk> afk
<Shinagami101> So are you buc`afk`afk now?

 
~oddball 484 <SLOdown> If I start getting sick I usually just run till theres nothing left, either the sickness dies, or I do
<SLOdown> so far I am undefeated...

 
~oddball 485 <yoyo> Mr. Android....death IS A VERY personal thing.
<Android> It's not personal to me.. it's like pooping or eating kittens. It's just natural

 
~oddball 486 <President_Maghetti> lol we found out while trying to apply for a student loan that my social security number got tied to some girl, and we are working this out. independent of each other, both my mom and dad cracked jokes about how useless my identity would be to steal

 
~oddball 487 <Duo_MaxWork{CHH}> .8 Oh X3, when will you admit that you want my body?
<X3> Duo_MaxWork{CHH}: Most definitely.

 
~oddball 488 <harshpipe> lol are u suggesting a mine.nu social?
<[BGP]Echoes> A fancy dress party, naturally, should folk wish to hide their indentity.
<harshpipe> mascade ball?
<calculon735> do you mean masquerade?
<mattbuck> or a mascara ball
<[BGP]Echoes> Mascara would only turn it into an Emo party.
<harshpipe> well i have never tried the latter
<calculon735> mascara wouldn't really hide identities though
<[BGP]Echoes> Before you know it, there'd be My Chemical Romance from the DJ
<[BGP]Echoes> And a hundred hip flasks would appear filled with watered down whiskey and cheap coke.

 
~oddball 489 <Gunner> I'm not gonna lie, I checked Church's Countdown to niki turning 18 site often

 
~oddball 490 <mattbuck> I just watched the mentalist s02e12-14
<[BGP]Echoes> Meh, I could never get in to it
<mattbuck> what's not to like about it? you've got the humour of jane, and van pelt's tits
<[BGP]Echoes> I dunno, something just didn't feel right
<mattbuck> is it in your pants?
<[BGP]Echoes> lol :P
<[BGP]Echoes> No, that felt thunderous.
<mattbuck> thunderous? were you thinking of van pelt and lisbon together?
<[BGP]Echoes> Possibly. I really can't comment without further sullying my reputation :P
<mattbuck> echoes, it's just us now, you can say it
<[BGP]Echoes> That's what you said last time, and now I've become a YouTube star! :'(

 
~oddball 491 <mattbuck> there was a story a few years back about a boy who became a dad at 12 or something
<Cassie> at 12?! Ewwwwww
<mattbuck> wait, my bad, dna tests says that the 12/yo wasn't the father, it was a 14 y/o
<mattbuck> that girl is a slut
* buc`afk slaps mattbuck around a bit with a large trout
<buc`afk> language
<mattbuck> sorry, I meant slot
<mattbuck> her vagina is like a slot machine
<mattbuck> lots of boys put things in it and occasionally one of them "wins"

 
~oddball 492 <Sentenial> I'm downloading firefly in HD :D
<mattbuck> i'm downloading your arse in hd
<D38X> im downloading everyon on the hub's mum in HD :P
<[BGP]Echoes> D38X: I'm uploading to your mum in HD ;)

 
~oddball 493 <dizzle> quality.... worked out how to turn the fire alarm down.... no more 3am being woken up!
<bongoman> dizzle, you realise the alarm exists for an important purpose?!?

 
~oddball 494 <Kato_zZz> I'd take my 3 year old daughter to Vegas if she wasn't already a serious alcoholic

 
~oddball 495 <President_Maghetti> this has been a suprisingly un PG night
<Kato_zZz> Its totally PG. Definitely any parent that allows their child in here needs guidance

 
~oddball 496 * Kato_zZz is now known as Kato_zZz_afk
<Ravill> kato did you really do that?

 
~oddball 497 <Arkidda> OOOOO, KJI is getting another ban as soon as he is unbanned

 
~oddball 498 <KJI> codeman, press alt +f4 3 times fast to make the rabbit run across your screen
* codeman has quit IRC (Quit)
<KJI> pwnt

 
~oddball 499 <TheStarchDefenders> im in chet
<Ravill> i didn't come in chet for the first year
<Gilgoreth> what a tard

 
~oddball 500 <Seras{ImpCo}> mags, i think you need a helmet...
<President_Maghetti> and knee pads

 
~oddball 501 <t0ni> were all sexy on IRC:)

 
~oddball 502 * Seras{ImpCo} huggles and snuggles President_Maghetti and vows to never, EVER let go
<President_Maghetti> well, someone loves me at least
<President_Maghetti> or there is a mine under my feet and he is trying to add enough weight to blow me up

 
~oddball 503 <Gunner> i love how my roomie's 6 year old isn't here, yet she is still watching Hannah Montana

 
~oddball 504 <President_Maghetti> man, what a messed up way to go, on 1000 ways to die this guy gets drunk, trips hitting his head on something and lands face first in a cat bowl and drowned
<President_Maghetti> in the cat bowl
<Archer> epic fail
<mattbuck> http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php
<President_Maghetti> lol when i read staring contest i look up and my cat is 2 feet from me staring at me
<President_Maghetti> then she started swinging at my hand why I typed :/
<President_Maghetti> oh god she has a knife!
* Archer is routing on the cat
<President_Maghetti> I hath defeated thee kitty
<Seras{ImpCo}> throw catnip at it? lol
<President_Maghetti> grenade
<Archer> damn :(
* Archer goes back to the drawing board
<Archer> assasination kitty didn't work
<Archer> assasination puppy maybe

 
~oddball 505 <Depot> you "guys" aren't very talkative today
<Depot> i've had better conversations with my poop before I flush
<President_Maghetti> you talk to your poop?
<Depot> if it's a good one

 
~oddball 506 * TotemSellingMines was kicked by buc`afk (No tofu talk.)

 
~oddball 507 <Death_Tornado> omg, is anyone watching jeremy kyle?!!

 
~oddball 508 <{MV}Tyrranus> man cant wait till yosemite blows
<Ovie> lol ya we are screwed when that happens
<Ben_Holland> Put this chile quake in perspective for a moment, only 6 quakes in recorded history were more powerful, so even when Yosemity goes, and it were more powerful than this one, it won't be by much. (in terms of magnitude scale)
<{MV}Tyrranus> dude google super caldera and try again
<Ovie> it'll be bad, but mostly from the insane amout of ash that'll likely result
<Ovie> last time it put down about and avg of 4-6 inchec accross the entire globe
<Ben_Holland> ya that will be...problematic
<LyCom_FleetAdmiral_Plue[Aesir]> Really doesn't matter how bad it is once it gets to a certain point, I mean, there's 'A bunch of people die.' and then, 'Everyone Dies.' and after that, does it really matter?

 
~oddball 509 <LyCom_FleetAdmiral_Plue[Aesir]> Really doesn't matter how bad it is once it gets to a certain point, I mean, there's 'A bunch of people die.' and then, 'Everyone Dies.' and after that, does it really matter?
<Ovie> realy then y have i alrdy died 8 times?
<{MV}Tyrranus> cause u is a tentacle thingy
<Ovie> i just hope i have more lives than a cat, or i might not be here next week

 
~oddball 510 <President_Maghetti> oh technology is so neat, being able to listen to a song called "Trannylicious" with your pastor father in the room and him having no clue

 
~oddball 511 <ShadowMasterCM_Doin`HappyDance> .addpeon thepowerihold
<ShadowMasterCM_Doin`HappyDance> .addpeon niki
<ShadowMasterCM_Doin`HappyDance> .addpeon cassie
<ShadowMasterCM_Doin`HappyDance> .addpeon pete[buying_dp]
<ShadowMasterCM_Doin`HappyDance> ,addpeon StrikerWho
<ShadowMasterCM_Doin`HappyDance> .annoy mattbuck

 
~oddball 512 <Gbot> Q 80025 :Who wrote Interview with a Vampire
<Gbot> H 1 :@@@@ @@@@
<Gbot> H 2 :@@@@ ri@@
<Gbot> H 3 :@n@e ri@@
<mattbuck> anne rice
<Gbot> Correct mattbuck, you are a smart : anne rice : [1º] ->6+574=580
<Goose> anne rice? a woman wrote a book?

 
~oddball 513 <Elisius> Totem's not the threatening type. He's more like the misguided child with a lepraucon on his shoulder telling him to burn things

 
~oddball 514 <Cassie> How are you today?
<Elisius> Pretty good
<Elisius> Kinda sick
<Elisius> Throat's sore and I've lost my voice
<Ravill> don't deepthroat

 
~oddball 515 * KJI slaps Rav around a bit with a large trout
<KJI> are you still a virgin
<Ravill> yeah
<KJI> wanna change that later? me you mags, a private chat room?
<Ravill> ummmm
<Wolvenhaven> don't worry guys, i'm working on getting rav a hooker
<Wolvenhaven> if anyone would like to help donate to paypal.com/GetRavLaid

 
~oddball 516 <Wolvenhaven> being back in this room makes me feel like i'm having unprotected sex with a girl with VD

 
~oddball 517 <Elisius> Why does no one help me lose MY virginity?

 
~oddball 518 * President_Maghetti throws ravill into the sun again
<Rav> cool
<President_Maghetti> no it is quite hot actually

 
~oddball 519 <Elisius> Now I'm all depressed
* Adrian plays minature violin
<GwB> tell us your problems Elisius
<Aetius> yes we can act like we care

 
~oddball 520 <Elisius> That's it, I'm DoWing Auto Battle Resolution
<Elisius> Once I get time
<Elisius> And an empire that can war...
<Elisius> And balls

 
~oddball 521 <Kato_zZz_afk> I'ma go watch some pirate porn, afk

 
~oddball 522 <Trivia> Q 56586: what is the society for the advancement of science also known as
<Trivia> H: @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@
<Goose> trivial pursuit

 
~oddball 523 * Gunner_FINALLYEFFINGDIVORCED (TeronCP@242686hfc19.tampabay.res.rr.com) has joined #neveron
<Gunner_FINALLYEFFINGDIVORCED> omghaiNiki We can be together now!

 
~oddball 524 <Malachi> can you honestly see me doin a phd in anything?
<mattbuck[NevLord]> I can imagine it as the plot for a farcical movie: "he was the brash young army cadet, choosing to serve his country. And she was the nerdy girl doing a phd. So what happens when they trade places?"
<Seras{ImpCo}> i'd pay to see that movie
<Elisius> I'd pay to be in that movie - I could be the clucky support character that helps the soldier with his homework
<Malachi> i can imagine someone like seth rogan churning it out as one of his multitude of films
<Elisius> Seth who?
<mattbuck[NevLord]> that annoying git from knocked up, pineapple express, zach and miri - I hate him
<Elisius> Why?
<mattbuck[NevLord]> because I hate the sort of comedy he does
<Elisius> ... Name two things he's done to you PERSONALLY
<Seras{ImpCo}> made movies that he paid money to see just to find out that they sucked
<Malachi> the hangover, was he in that? cos that was quality
<mattbuck[NevLord]> no he wasn't, and that was a good movie
<Malachi> so we have a positive correlation between a film bein good and seth rogan not bein in it - i could definitely do a PhD
<Elisius> Malachi, how would you prove causation? :)
<Malachi> with my fist?

 
~oddball 525 <Trivia> Q 56968: what popular pastime was introduced in 1863
<Trivia> H: @@@@@@ @@@@@@@
<Teflon> quidditch
<Goose> scrabble
<Goose> sharads
<Goose> war
<huddleformation> ritual w@nking
<Goose> i think youl find that was 1862 huddle

 
~oddball 526 <Trivia> Q 31700: Was the telephone originally thought useful [yes/no]
<Trivia> H: @@
<huddleformation> no
<Trivia> Correct huddleformation, you are a smart : no : [1º] ->10+1612=1622
<huddleformation> my next guess was yes

 
~oddball 527 <Aton_Krenna{GDL}> rule #6 when checking into a motel; make sure the tub aint filled with ice before you take off your sidearm.

 
~oddball 528 <Marauder> I thought your ass was his face
<Alexander> thats a very humurous misconception

 
~oddball 529 <Elisius> I could NEVER amound to anything as legendary and respectable as Peel

 
~oddball 530 <Pax> Press alt +f4 3 times fast it will make the rabbit run across your Screen ^^
* Pax was kicked by Nomad (like this?)
<Nomad> think i did it wrong...

 
~oddball 531 <Pax> I avoid sex the same way I avoid bullets
<Pax> I haven't had the chance to

 
~oddball 532 <Tai> You wouldnt believe how fast I can actually think sometimes =(
<Tai> A couple times I thought faster than I could think, it was intense!

 
~oddball 533 <Seras{ImpCo}> 98% of us will die at some point in our lives.
<Seras{ImpCo}> Birthdays are good for you. Statistics prove that those people that have more birthdays live longer than those who don't.

 
~oddball 534 <Alexander> I cant believe I just got called lame by buc`
* Alexander licks his wounds

 
~oddball 535 <Tai> its nice when your sick... how often do you plan on being sick though?
<Tai> do you drink that much? lol. it will only cover minor stuff..
<Tai> it not only will help people, but it will pay doctor's nurses pay checks. a lot of tax money will be spent. doctors and nurses make tons of money. lol
<President_Maghetti> yes they do Tai
<Tai> yeah but at least you wont have to pay them right? the taxes do
<President_Maghetti> they do with government insurance and particularly single payer
<Tai> spend it on something worthwhile
<President_Maghetti> 40 thousand people die a year due to lack of health insurance, it is worth it
<Tai> yeah i its the army and nasa using up most of the spare funds,. lol
<President_Maghetti> the army is massively over funded, yes
<Kato> hey its expensive to kill the people around the world that do have universal health insurance

 
~oddball 536 <mattbuck> he was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious? He was a punk, she did ballet, what more can I say?
<Goose> you can make it more obvious yes avril
<Goose> in fact you've made it about as vague as possible

 
~oddball 537 <Maghetti_IsBi> the game isnt bi i am, I made this my nick because shadow wouldnt let me keep the nick where I told people I slept with a women

 
~oddball 538 <Kato_zZz_afk> You know what happens when electrons lose their energy?
<Kato_zZz_afk> They get bohr'ed

 
~oddball 539 <Goose> annie lennox annoys the living sh!t out of me
<mattbuck> hi goose
<Goose> ello
<Goose> i thought id re-introduce myself with a customarily pleasant statement

 
~oddball 540 * President_Maghetti does cart wheels
<mp00> gahh when u do that stop wearing a skirt
<President_Maghetti> i see you were hiding, mp00_afk
<mp00> maybe
<President_Maghetti> under my skirt i assume
<mp00> uhhh

 
~oddball 541 <Duo_Maxwell{CHH}> >.>
<Duo_Maxwell{CHH}> <.<
<Duo_Maxwell{CHH}> No signs of life.
<{BHP}Archie> uh? :P
<Duo_Maxwell{CHH}> Nuts. Was going to take the opportunity to practice pole dancing.

 
~oddball 542 <Mad-Geneticist> ive got a bag full of crabs here, and im going to put them in my mouth oh Yeah!!!

 
~oddball 543 <Pax_ad_Bellum{CW}> I have a mini ovie nude....

 
~oddball 544 * Tai fondles nevballs
<Tai> you like that dont you mattbot3 =P
* Tai licks the iballs
<Tai> do I make you hawt?
* Tai draws a portrait of the oddballs
<Tai> I still think there beautiful

 
~oddball 545 * buc`afk is now known as buc`afk`afk

 
~oddball 546 <Seras> heh, i was thinking buc
<ShadowMasterCM_Doin`HappyDance> seras, did it hurt? your thinking...

 
~oddball 547 <ShadowMasterCM_Doin`HappyDance> i read all the babble, at least on the forums
<ShadowMasterCM_Doin`HappyDance> in here, not so much unless im looking for something
<KJI> but in here is the good bable
<KJI> like when mags posted the chatlog from our cybersex
<KJI> and i somehow got .kb'd

 
~oddball 548 <Kato_zZz_afk> maddow is awesome
<Kato_zZz_afk> if I were a lesbian I would stalk her

 
~oddball 549 <Sadeus-Blueye> well great, aliens ate my satellite dish

 
~oddball 550 * Wesley{ImpCo} sits in his corner and ponders insanity

 
~oddball 551 <Sadeus-Blueye> has anyone noticed how dumb people in america seem to be getting?
<Sadeus-Blueye> its almost like people are trying not to think

 
~oddball 552 <J-NaDa> Things would be better if we just wiped everyone off the earth and left me and Kim Kardashian to repopulate it.
<Sadeus_Blueye> i should kill you for that
<J-NaDa> Scarlett Johanson can come along too if she wants

 
~oddball 553 <Tai> Im not special, just your plain old ordinary spiderman

 
~oddball 554 <jake> what's the difference between the real jesus and a picture of jesus?
<Damian[SG][THC]> the picture is real, the concept of a man doing the things like that, impossible
<jake> wrong
<jake> it only takes 1 nail to hang a picture
<Damian[SG][THC]> lmao!!!!! i love it!!!
<Tai> none if your using a rope.
<Arm{ImpCo}> or duct tape.. :\

 
~oddball 555 <Gunnerh> Royal, I was at the gym
<Totem> mustache workout?
<Gunner_Buying_Nev_Send_Cash> shaved it last year
<Totem> mine can bench 200 lbs :D
<Totem> takes alot of work pushing fat chicks off your face with just the stash :/

 
~oddball 556 <pete> why does manuel tranny make me think of mags and company

 
~oddball 557 * Arm jumps on damian..getyup
* jointedlimb-war seperates the two
<jointedlimb-war> no homoerotic scenes in pub channel
<Arm> oh wait, thaught was in HH chan
* Damian[SG][THC] puts the ky shotgun away
<Damian[SG][THC]> i named it Chester :P

 
~oddball 558 <Razion> With power comes corruption
<Razion> I wish to rule with an iron fist
<Razion> I will eliminate corruption by simply being evil from the start

 
~oddball 559 * Ben_Holland (Mibbit@161.130.132.123) has joined #neveron
<ShadowMasterCM_Doin`HappyDance> damn who told ben where we moved the channel to?
<Elisius> That'd be me...
<Elisius> Sorry
<Elisius> He got me really drunk and it just kinda slipped
* Razion|AFK vomits
<Elisius> And now we're getting married
<Elisius> Also, Ben is pregnant

 
~oddball 560 <Kobura> HIDE BEHIND THE PILE OF DEAD BARDS

 
~oddball 561 <J-NaDa> If we let him sexually abuse 3 more people, I don't think he'll do it anymore

 
~oddball 562 <J-NaDa> that 1/2 second between when i typed in ~roulette and when it said Click! was the longest 1/2 second in my life

 
~oddball 563 <jointedlimb> im gods gift to women :P
<Antioch-Bell{STB}> ;) evenin toots

 
~oddball 564 <Antioch-Bell{STB}> what the f is a fkn f bomb?

 
~oddball 565 <Elisius> Oh peel me. Peel my ass! Chet me harder! Oh cheeeet!

 
~oddball 566 <Jake> she has girl parts
<Jake> yummy
<Niki> seems ive come in at the wrong time
<Jake> i dont think so

 
~oddball 567 <Duo_Maxwell{CGB}> Never mix idiocy with sarcasm.
<Duo_Maxwell{CGB}> It creates balls.

 
~oddball 568 * jointed-gassy lifts buttcheek and lets one rip thru the room
* Zirconium opens the window and fans the door
* jointed-gassy sits on zirconium and farts again
* Zirconium enjoys the tingling
* jointed-gassy waits for the stink to hit zircs nose
* Zirconium reminds jointed-gassy that he has a very poor sense of smell
* jointed-gassy injects zirc with an instant orgasm thereby enhancing his sense of smell temporarily
* Zirconium uses jointed-gassy's sweaty back-fat to block the incoming gas cloud
* jointed-gassy reminds zirc that methane permeates fat tissue...
* Zirconium vomits over jointed-gassy
* jointed-gassy turns zircs head so it hits buc instead.

 
~oddball 569 <[MT]Esau{CW}_> might be no softball today
<[MT]Esau{CW}_> raining cats and dogs
<{MV}Tyrranus> so? grab yer bat and practice on the cats n dogs

 
~oddball 570 * saKhan_Ovie_Ragnvald{FRR} shaves snowfox just cause he can
* SnowFox_Work puffs away in a cloud of snow and reforms whole
* mattbuck[NevWinner] sticks a carrot to SnowFox_Work's face
<SnowFox_Work> now thats just mean
* SnowFox_Work crys
* saKhan_Ovie_Ragnvald{FRR} threatens snowfox with a hairdrier
<SnowFox_Work> to melt
<SnowFox_Work> is the only way to remove the carrot curse
* SnowFox_Work melts away
* SnowFox_Work is now known as SeaFox_Work
<SeaFox_Work> now mere mortals you have really done it
<LT_Arlo_Roman{PC}> better than 'puddlefox' :D
<SeaFox_Work> gotta await evaporation and get snowed onto a mountain
* SeaFox_Work shrugs
<SeaFox_Work> its hit or miss sometimes

 
~oddball 571 <Malduc_Icaza{CBS}> Arden
<Malduc_Icaza{CBS}> your mother's a man
<Arden> oh?
<Arden> news to me
<Arden> that kinda sucks

 
~oddball 572 <SnowFox-Work> ok thats it
* SnowFox-Work conects himself to a heart monitor, connects the other end to a nuke
<SnowFox-Work> IF I GO
<SnowFox-Work> THE WORLD GOES
<StCpt_Charley_Rodriguez{CDS}> to Disneyland?

 
~oddball 573 <saKhan_Ovie_Ragnvald{FRR}> i dont care if ppl have my
<Hoppy> ...
<Hoppy> dudde
<Hoppy> you realize imma make ur life hell right?
<Hoppy> totem, quickly, we need to get ovie's number up on tranny.com

 
~oddball 574 <iLLKhan_McDookie_Dookie{CW}> snow i would totally have more balls then you if matt would look for them
<iLLKhan_McDookie_Dookie{CW}> he never pays attention these days
<SnowFox-Work> now now lets not get jelous of my superior balls

 

 

 

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