Nevball

This page lists all the quotes which make up mattbot3's ~nevball function. Nevball first appeared on 4th December 2004, with what is now quote 1 on ~oddball. It grew out of ~pball, which in turn grew out of ~QEH, which in turn was essentially an ~8ball. It was originally designed for random goings on in Neveron channels which weren't to do with Peel, but was eventually changed to be Neveron-specific quotes, with ~oddball taking over the more random ones.

If you have a quote you think should be in ~nevball, please come to #neveron_admin and post it to me.

 

Last update: 28th April 2010, 662 quotes

 

~nevball 1 <mattbuck> I've set mattbot up to model the RNG
<mattbuck> type !rng <value to hit>, eg !rng 5
<Crazy_Saint> !rng 7
<mattbot2> Crazy_Saint fires a Small Laser at Pirate Infantry, needing 7, rolling 4! A miss!
<Crazy_Saint> !rng 4
<mattbot2> Crazy_Saint fires a Small Laser at Pirate Infantry, needing 4, rolling 2! A miss!
<Crazy_Saint> wow, it really DOES model RNG!
<Crazy_Saint> !rng 4
<mattbot2> Crazy_Saint fires a Small Laser at Pirate Infantry, needing 4, rolling 3! A miss!
<Crazy_Saint> !rng 4
<mattbot2> Crazy_Saint fires a Small Laser at Pirate Infantry, needing 4, rolling 3! A miss!
<Crazy_Saint> its uncanny

 
~nevball 2 <Tilly> !rng -2
<mattbot2> Tilly makes a piloting check, needing 12, but rolls a 3 Mech falls!
<mattbot2> Khan_Tilandir_Hordwon is hit by an unforgiving piece of ground on the front side, location H for 4pts
<mattbot2> Tilly is hit by an unforgiving piece of ground on the front side, location H for 2pts
<mattbot2> Tilly is hit by an unforgiving piece of ground on the front side, location H for 5pts
<mattbot2> Tilly has its head destroyed by falling!
<mattbot2> COCKPIT DESTROYED! THE PILOT IS KILLED!
<mattbot2> Tilly has been destroyed by falling!

 
~nevball 3 <mattbuck> anyone here got a quickdraw salvaged they'd be willing to sell me?
* aussiegolfer checks
<aussiegolfer> seems not
<aussiegolfer> musta left it in my other trousers

 
~nevball 4 <jake> ok people
<jake> who wants to duel
<jake> i am new to this game
<jake> and i am not sure how to move
<jake> but i need to see if it works..anyone?

 
~nevball 5 <Damz> y dsnt randy live with the server?
<Nihil> He used to, then he got drunk and had sex with the server and thats where Seth came from. So WW said no more servers in Randy's house.

 
~nevball 6 <Duckie> what are friends for?
<Quack> target practice.

 
~nevball 7 <Raptor> ugh laggy damned nev
<Willy> it doesnt lag
<Willy> thats a feature

 
~nevball 8 <Wayward_Son> .k mattbot2
* mattbot2 was kicked by X2 (<Wayward_Son> You're outta-here, mattbot2!)
<Wayward_Son> that is way innapropriate guys
<Wayward_Son> no more
<Gunner> thank god...
<Wayward_Son> take that over to #nev_porn
<Gogilitan> please tell me thats not actually a channel
<weird> theres a nevporn?? sweet!!
<Capreolus> yeah, weird, didn't you see the Chet=Peel vids?
<weird> err actually on second thought that thats just twisted

 
~nevball 9 <Chetter> hello all
<Chetter> I am drubniljk
<Chetter> and tired
<Planck> as usual
<Chetter> p[klanvcjk you sexy bitch
<Chetter> I luib tou
<Chetter> your awsoime
<Planck> I know
<Chetter> when you comeinfg tyoui to mb
<Chetter> nh
<Planck> not 100% sure yet
<Chetter> I muss you
<Chetter> 'as dioer we akll
<Nightmare> chets speaking ex-german btw
<Chetter> nin her cvoujz zoa reix berlinsr

 
~nevball 10 <mattbuck> Fixed a bug where Randy was being a dork. lol
<Tigre> yeah
<Tigre> didn't work apparently
<Tigre> send a bug ticket:
<Tigre> "randy is still a dork"

 
~nevball 11 <Jaxom> anyone have LVL 5 rep facilities? I kinda broke my mech.....

 
~nevball 12 <Rebel> is there something wrong with neveron?

 
~nevball 13 <Gunner> congrats on your "win" macca
<Macca> ?
<Macca> wheres ur unit
<Gunner> it never entered
<Gunner> you win
<Macca> ?
* Macca scratches head
<Macca> what happened?
<jake> you "won"
<Macca> hmm
* Macca wont complain
<Macca> go randy!

 
~nevball 14 <aussiegolfer> hey zak
<Zakarius> Hey Oz
<aussiegolfer> whats doing?
<Zakarius> Just wondering what in the name of all the slimey scumsucking crap NevCom is up to?
<Zakarius> Ahh, stuff em anyway. HoC can deal with it.

 
~nevball 15 <EVIL> ok, noone know what dp is???

 
~nevball 16 * Snabbit breaks down into a heap in the corner and crawls into the foetal position coupled with the fact that life is meaninglessly depressing and neveron simply destroys the simple joys in life which otherwise would give meaning to the relentless absense of normality being a computer addict has caused

 
~nevball 17 <J-NaDa> if i was level 10
<J-NaDa> i would be big

 
~nevball 18 <mattbuck> right now i'd kill to headcap pirates
<mattbuck> holy fuck
<mattbuck> M-FR-1DB-1 Inferno hits Pirate Mech with a PPC on the head for 10 points
<mattbuck> M-MAD-4A-1 Death of Reason hits Pirate Mech with a ML on the head for 5 points
<mattbuck> Pirate Mech has had its head destroyed by M-MAD-4A-1 Death of Reason!
<mattbuck> Pirate Mech has been destroyed by M-MAD-4A-1 Death of Reason!

 
~nevball 19 <Wondermule> how come everyone has sexual realtions with randy?

 
~nevball 20 <AC20Sniper> damn I'm glad STDs are not on the neveron RNG... I have sex once and get VD twice

 
~nevball 21 <CaBhaal> Fixed a bug with betting arenas through use of precision teamwork and cutting edge communications technology. Team Nev does it again!
<Shinagami101> lol
<CaBhaal> They figured out how to use the phone?
<Eggy> in other words tehy picked up the phone
<Malachi> seth jst did a "raaaaandy heeeeelp!" call
<necigrad> maybe someone should call the office and tell Seth the ISP bill is overdue or something, just to see what happens

 
~nevball 22 <Winnie> have some christmas spirit in barbie
<ggfr> BRB-00 doesn't actually fight, it just gets all emotional and cries in the corner at the sight of bloodshed
<aussiegolfer> usually deployed in lances with the KEN-9A, they make a formidible team
<aussiegolfer> optional accessories : BRB-00 camo pack (dresses and shoes) -- 5 DP
<ggfr> KEN-9A on the other hand is sleek and stylish with multi changeable dress
<aussiegolfer> BRB-00 Vehicle (Barbie Dream Car) -- 10 DP
<ggfr> WARNING must only be driven by Ken
<fyr3> BRB-00 birth multipliers - 4 DP Gives additional chances of BRB-00 getting pregnant
<Jointedlimb> BRB-01 (Barbie and Kens Ride) ::: Extreme warning this ride is very powerful and will frag any other mech battalion on Neveron
<ggfr> whats the chances of getting an extra KEN-9A or a BRB-00? 50/50?
<aussiegolfer> bit less. they have no genitals, you see?
<fyr3> artificial insemination!
<Mirror|rorriM> BRB-00 and KEN-9A Cloning Kit-20 DP
<aussiegolfer> cant be repaired in a normal repair bay ... needs a special BRB/KEN bay (Barbie's Dream Hospital) -- 50 DP
<ReNeGaDe> you know barbie and Ken broke up
<Winnie> it was ken's fault he turned barbie lesbian
<Mirror|rorriM> barbie is a lesbian!
<aussiegolfer> Ken had a critical failure on his "equiptment"
<aussiegolfer> -2 to all sexiness rolls

 
~nevball 23 <XIBIOUS> STR Stone Rhino
<XIBIOUS> NEM Nemesis
<XIBIOUS> PLD Paladin
<XIBIOUS> PLD Paladin
<XIBIOUS> HGN Highlander
<XIBIOUS> SK1 Shoki
<Tigre> hmmm
<Tigre> might have to negotiate on that one

 
~nevball 24 * Aetius|Buying_15962-dp is now known as Aetius|Buying_15961-dp

 
~nevball 25 <guest0563> im new to game i bought stone rhino how do i arena?

 
~nevball 26 <Matthew_Ace> klien, i'm up against jake's quickdraw
<Matthew_Ace> any advice?
<Matthew_Ace> =\
<Michael_Klien> Shoot it

 
~nevball 27 <Winnie> is randy tarared?
<Winnie> *retarde?
<Winnie> *ratarded?
<Winnie> *retarded?

 
~nevball 28 <xcoyote> As I keep saying, at least yours didn't need to make a pilot check after firing
<xcoyote> TWICE!
<xcoyote> AND fell over
<xcoyote> TWICE!
<xcoyote> with a piloting skill of 1

 
~nevball 29 <TheFifthHorseman> if you attack me im gonna sic chet on your ass so quick itll make planks head spin
<WhiteFang> No one is scared of WoB
<TheFifthHorseman> Im nopt talking about on nev
<TheFifthHorseman> Im talking about having him go to your house
<TheFifthHorseman> with some lube

 
~nevball 30 <Zakarius> I think my next bug ticket will be "Give me pirates, or give me Cake!"
<Zakarius> I eagerly await my cake

 
~nevball 31 <Capreolus> I dreamt that Klien decided to go back to the old meaning of the word Khan, which is Warlord. To this end, he declared himself Prince of England... and declared war on America, joined by some members of CSR who were living in Scotland
<Capreolus> and there were Mechfights over the Atlantic

 
~nevball 32 <Randy> i need to find my nuking program
<Randy> i think its called dubya or something
*** A While Later ***
<Randy> wow this is a neat page i made
<Randy> Dubya's Web Page of Fun
<Randy> Zone to Liberate
<Randy> ,
<Randy> Liberate Zone Now

 
~nevball 33 <Randy> Nuke Report
<Randy> Opressed people freed: 6,000
<Randy> Buildings renovated: 125

 
~nevball 34 <Randy> A nuclear blast scores a critical HEAD hit! AWS-8V 2 COCKPIT is hit!
<Randy> AWS-8V 1 was hit by a nuclear blast on the front side, location H for 30 points
<Randy> AWS-8V 2 was hit by a nuclear blast on the front side, location H for 30 points
<Randy> AWS-8V 2 has been destroyed by a nuclear blast!
<Randy> awesome 8Vs are just prone to head nukes i guess

 
~nevball 35 <Michael_Klien> A nuclear blast has been detected in zone 107, -184 of the empire Charles of Anjou!
<Gunner> Charles of Anjou...I just bought a 70 ton ULA off him 5 minutes ago :)
<Gunner> I hope the part shipped before the UPS depot got nuked
* Gunner pulls out his geiger counter before opening any mail

 
~nevball 36 <Eggy> Corvedale XX,XXX 2540 2540 274320
<xcoyote> can you still get 200k zones?
<Eggy> no
<Capreolus> so how DO you get building zones that big?
<Zakarius> Randy will tell you, in a hotel room, with the curtains drawn, and a cage of hamsters

 
~nevball 37 * Monica (guest7138@141.133.148.22) has joined #neveron
<Monica> hot girl looking to join a faction
<Shinagami101> i think you might be flooded with Pm's soon :P
<Khan_Jessica_Adama> Can you fight?
<gonville> Girls
<gonville> calm down
<Monica> <Randy> got double Ds?
<Monica> whos that pervert
<Monica> this game is sick
* Monica (guest7138@141.133.148.22) Quit (Quit)

 
~nevball 38 <Chetter> hey WW
<Wayward_Son> go away chet
<Wayward_Son> nobody likes you

 
~nevball 39 <Invader> 2642049 MINUTES: 28 Foot Assault Rifle
<Invader> why i ask
<Invader> why?
<firescript> wow
<firescript> how you do that?
<Invader> i used fed ex
<Invader> to get my arf's
<Invader> they lost it
<Invader> usually i use UPS

 
~nevball 40 * CFY_Mystery_Revealed (guest6228@81-86-96-125.dsl.pipex.com) has joined #Neveron
<CFY_Mystery_Revealed> I know why the yogurt was contimainated
<CFY_Mystery_Revealed> Peel said "Recently us here at WoB sold you our prize WoB cow winnie. He has had all his jabs and immunisations. No complaints have ever been recieved about the quality of his milk"
<CFY_Mystery_Revealed> He gave us a MALE cow
<Michael_Klien> ...Oh god
<CFY_Mystery_Revealed> I wonder how long Peel had been drinking his milk before giving it to CFY

 
~nevball 41 <j0k3r> randy = teh gayz0rz
<weird> randy's cool in person
<j0k3r> yeah
<j0k3r> i know
<weird> he bought my lunch once
<j0k3r> i swore at him and jumped up and down
<weird> but then i had to go back to his hotel room

 
~nevball 42 <Summoner955745> is there a way to get a unit out of training?
<Li_Ra> no
<pyro> wait
<Looking_For_Salvaged_Mechs> gotta wait the alotted time
<Summoner955745> so its unavailable even when I get attacked?
<mattbuck> yes
<Summoner955745> omg
<Summoner955745> I knew I shouldn't put my whole army into training for 56 days

 
~nevball 43 <necigrad> hey, I've got a stupid question. Did Randy forget about the Empire Classes, or is he actually working on them?
<GreenBeret> no and no
<CountWolf> that was a pretty stupid question neci :P
<necigrad> well, when it's about Nev, it's hard not to ask a stupid questin
<CountWolf> honestly, when was the last time randy actually finished an "improvement"?
<GreenBeret> vehicle movement
<xcoyote> When he nuked jake
<necigrad> CW, '99
<necigrad> and before anyone says Nev wasn't around in '99, I rest my case :-)

 
~nevball 44 <Ashen_Shugar> if we dont make CFs for stwr wars, theres no reason at all to make CFs for!
<Michael_Klien> Can we have a CF because you're a retard and can't even spell the word 'Star'?
<Michael_Klien> We'll have a 3 hour CF to get you Hooked on Phonics.
<Michael_Klien> And then a 3 year CF for you to understand.
<LtCol_Ashen_Shugar> its a typo, klien
<LtCol_Ashen_Shugar> w is next to a
<Michael_Klien> Not on my keyboard.
<Michael_Klien> Its up and to the right.
<Michael_Klien> So...now we need another 4 hour CF to get you glasses

 
~nevball 45 <Chetter> anyone looking for an order to join. Looking for new friends, looking for a reason to strap explosives to your body pm me today about joining wob

 
~nevball 46 <Michael_Klien> Is it bad
<Michael_Klien> to alpha strike a swiftwind with a Rhino
<Michael_Klien> on RTH -1s?
<Death_Tornado> No
<Michael_Klien> ok, good, because I just did it twice :P

 
~nevball 47 <Michael_Klien> Do I HAVE to put a WoB tag in my nickname?

 
~nevball 48 * Drizzcat (Java@blk-222-234-56.eastlink.ca) has joined #neveron
<Drizzcat> Hello
<Drizzcat> Anyone know a Good faction to join for an Empire that Aspires to be a builder?
<Eggy> wob
<Drizzcat> Word of blake?
<Eggy> yes
<Drizzcat> thank you muchly
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~nevball 49 <Wayward> Neveron is down for maintenance and will be back up as soon as possible.
<Wayward> It is summertime..go outside and smell a flower or something.

 
~nevball 50 <Theseus> Sore, read the updates
* Sore hopes IRC doesnt close in process
* Sore (guest3531@Toronto-HSE-ppp3669265.sympatico.ca) Quit (Quit)

 
~nevball 51 <Blueye> i wonder how Randy fixes probs like this....does he calmly calculate the errors and fix them line by line, or does he go into a trance like state and kick the server and pour steaming coffee all over it and laugh :P

 
~nevball 52 <Neko> And the real reason Nevcom is in vegas... staff + gamble = happy staff
<Roanoke> Mmm... hookers in Vegas...
<Lucifer> they're legal 2
<Neko> "What happens in vegas, comes home as an std"
<Kigai> what happens in Vegas, is spread at home?
<Neko> no no... "What happens in Vegas means you already sold your home to cover your debts"
* Neko watches staff member try to pay off casino debts in DP

 
~nevball 53 <Menelaus> 1000bucks says ill wake up with no units left cos of the crappy pirates
<Menelaus> if that happens, i will frown very hard at randy

 
~nevball 54 <Dag> Seems CNV died
<Lucifer> yea
<Lucifer> put 3 rhinos and a nemi on it
<Lucifer> a rd or 2 ago
<Lucifer> thats not good 4 anythings health

 
~nevball 55 <Wayward_Son> ok
<Wayward_Son> Randy thinks pikes are overpowered
<Wayward_Son> so we are gonna raise the DP cost to 40
<Wayward_Son> on par with Mad-4a's

 
~nevball 56 <Lumpy> and than when i wasnt looking, my 3yo bro scraped my mad-4a....
<pyro> lol!
<Lumpy> i was logged in and he started clicking around :(
<KD> see it positive
<KD> HoC didn't get the rep for that one :-)

 
~nevball 57 <Lumpy> jesus, nev was fine 4 years ago, why the hell do they add new shit, and make new bugs

 
~nevball 58 <Michael_Klien> You are at war with Maintenance rates suck
<Michael_Klien> Go me
<pyro> klien, are you having issues with maint rates?
<Michael_Klien> No... an empire named: Maintenance rates suck actually DoWed me :P
<pyro> lol nice
<Michael_Klien> So I DoWed back and hotdropped a batty of urbies on him :P

 
~nevball 59 * Randy is now known as Boycotting_Chat

 
~nevball 60 <Wayward_Son> <jointedlimb> i had an intrigueing idea last nite
<Wayward_Son> <jointedlimb> you want to hear it?
<Wayward_Son> i dunno how to respond to this

 
~nevball 61 <Wayward_Son> Dark_Elf. ok lets say i gave you two options. i would pay you a year and you could keep your favorite stuffed bunny rabbit, or I'd pay you a year and your fav stuffed bunny rabbit might get dirty...but I promised that I would make new outfits for all of your other toys
<Wayward_Son> that is the choice we have given you
<Dark_Elf> Wayward, I don't care about my other toys I want my stuffed rabbit damit :P

 
~nevball 62 <The_Doctor> Cost of Buildings: $ 1,369,072,248,487,220,000,000
<The_Doctor> fun
<The_Doctor> I'm trying to build a tower to the nevmoon
<The_Doctor> and escape the new land fees

 
~nevball 63 <KOOLAID> What kind of hamster runs this server anyway?
<Invader> a drunken hamster
<Maxxian> an old tired one
<weird> mutant space hamster

 
~nevball 64 <Jc> Randy!!! answer my DP

 
~nevball 65 <Randy> if you would like a few excerpts from several hundred lines of vulgarity, join nev_language :P
* Zap (pizza@p54944BEE.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #nev_language
<Zap> always good to learn more english :)

 
~nevball 66 <RedYeti> Donation Points (DP) Available: -628

 
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~nevball 68 <mattbuck> I just found out why donations were up last month
<Pimp> yeah shade sent in a ton :P
<XIBIOUS> any other reasons ?
<mattbuck> yes
<mattbuck> I'm talking to a parent whose kid has spent over on nev in the past month
<mattbuck> apparently without permission
<Pimp> shade is going to get grounded now

 
~nevball 69 <CountWolf> okay...
<CountWolf> this is just wrong....
<CountWolf> i have 69 pirate inf
<CountWolf> all at hex 69,69
<Skyly> lol
<CountWolf> and they are 69 hexes away from my tower....
<Skyly> i think randy is trying to tell you something count....

 
~nevball 70 <Eggy> .setinfo I hear that they are hiring at the local Mickey Ds near Randy for a burger flipper. Just my opinon.
<Eggy> rofllllllllllllllll
<XIBIOUS> you know damn well he'd throw the burger in the deep frier to cook it
<Eggy> that was a post on sarna
<Devlin> No, he'd start to code it to make it better, get half way through, quit, and then fine all of the customers for overloading the fryers.

 
~nevball 71 <mattbuck> the US now controls Ontario according to my City by IP page
<mattbuck> IP: 65.48.1.43
<mattbuck> Country: United States
<mattbuck> City: Markham, Ontario
<John_Church> LOL
<Dan`> lol
<John_Church> I want to buy canada
<Nezmencht> damn my province is US-afied
<QuackWork> US just invaded Canada?
<gonvile> about damn time
<Tigre> it was a random fdow
<Tigre> now 25% of the canadian army has to move to mexico

 
~nevball 72 * Randy (randy@216.19.47.79) has joined #neveron
* X3 sets mode: +o Randy
<Uziel> wb randy
<Tigre> fdow
* Randy (randy@216.19.47.79) has left #neveron
<mattbuck> too late tigre
<Quack> you scared him off
<Tigre> just say fdow and he runs
<Tigre> because he knows the criticism is coming

 
~nevball 73 <xcoyote> Mr. President, the draw is in, this month we go to war with Russia!
<Accipiter> guess what China... the US spent the most to destabalize you
<Accipiter> so... you're at war with Britain now

 
~nevball 74 <Wayward_Son> ill take chet after this

 
~nevball 75 <Vainglory> oh god, im drinking to stay awake and play nev, and i have to work tomorrow, thats a true sign of a nevaholic, good thing im not denying it, atleast theres help for me if i admit it :)

 
~nevball 76 <Gravewalker> neveron, the game you love to hate
<Chetter> Its like cocain
<Chetter> earlier this year I had devolped serious coke addiction, yet I was able to give that up and dont even want it anymore. Yet I cant stop playing nev
<Chetter> proving nev is more additictive then cocain
<KD> It's cheaper
<Chetter> depends
<Uziel> you know HOW he stopped? he thought of all the Ravens and Rhinos he could get with the money he spent on coke

 
~nevball 77 <mattbuck> hah. armour multiplier upgrade on my 8Q. it now has 27 head armour instead of only 26, lol
<aussiegolfer> that could come in handy
<aussiegolfer> i couldnt count the number of times i've taken 26 points to the head, only to wish i had one more

 
~nevball 78 <Uziel> these rats are broken...zone has cross hatching toshow trapped rats (no theres no salvage before you ask) but its been like an hour or so and they aint done anything
<ItCouldBeBunnies> pirates are programmed to copy players,.. in that case, it's "arden"

 
~nevball 79 <Capreolus> Note to self: never try to color the entire noob faction of the maps, ever again.
<Capreolus> I expect it to be finished sometime around the next NH nevCon

 
~nevball 80 <St_Michael> who owned ASOUE again?
<St_Michael> they must have been a 50 cent fan, or taken a heap of 1kers from a 50 cent fan
<Dee> are you implying that 50 cent doesn't defend his 1kers?

 
~nevball 81 <Chetter> anyone have any clue how to get a zone to resolve that wont
<Dee> pray

 
~nevball 82 <Uziel> anybody else getting a wierd glitch with the total bets on the sally duel?
<Uziel> says ive bet on both acci and another emp called "Vatican"
<CountWolf> lol
<CountWolf> its just the church taking its tithe from you ;)
<Uziel> woo...
<Uziel> so there IS an advantage to atheism

 
~nevball 83 <Capreolus> did nev die again??
<Sente> yea
<Capreolus> grrrr.
<Capreolus> randy needs to stop living up to his name with that hamster.

 
~nevball 84 <Chetter> Pro Gay Rights Pride Mech 1 hits Anti Gay-Rights Group Assault Mech 01 with a LRM-20 on the head for 1 points
<Chetter> I gave the anti gay movment some head first round

 
~nevball 85 <Dracs> i got a -2/-2 starslayer as a defector in another empire
<Dracs> and....
<Dracs> it had 256 mil on it
<Dracs> yep so not only did he defect but he robbed a bank on the way out of town

 
~nevball 86 <ItCouldBeBunnies> i can't put my site up till randy says "yeah, it's cool! i won't be upset with you using neveron code on a site that doesn't have lag!"

 
~nevball 87 <Michael_Klien> Message from Cpt. Micheal MacLeod: "What are your skills? 3/3?"
<Michael_Klien> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<Michael_Klien> Message from Maj. Dolphin: "4/3...yours?"
<Michael_Klien> Message from Cpt. Micheal MacLeod: "-3/-5"
<Michael_Klien> Message from Maj. Dolphin: "hollllly shit"

 
~nevball 88 <Randy> .
<Li_Ra> .
<Zan> .
<Zakarius> The most poignient thing you;ve ever said, Randy ;O)

 
~nevball 89 <Wayward_Son> 8/17/3254 -- Ørder of the ßlack Ðrågon of VI attacks 1059, -245 of Frozen Chosen: Artic Dragons Galaxy of FC - CM (attack in progress)
<Wayward_Son> These are attacks by me for testing purposes
<Wayward_Son> please ignore them
<Snabbit> haang on, WW fiddling with xeno's emp?
<Snabbit> watch out WW we'll fwar you
<Wayward_Son> bring it
<Wayward_Son> i have a battalion of -10 rhinos with 30/50/30 movement

 
~nevball 90 <wags> hey ww, how are esplosion's dmg done? it is a roll?
<Wayward_Son> we add up all the ammo you have left in that location
<Wayward_Son> and then multiply it by 1,000
<Wayward_Son> and then delete your repair bay

 
~nevball 91 <Snabbit> i should've listed to that niggling voice in my head
<Snabbit> saying not to bet on creed EVER AGAIN
<Victor_Creed> hey I told everyone I been gettin bent over by the rng for 3 weeks now
<Victor_Creed> so do not blame me
<Wayward_Son> I love how the RNG can tell the diference beween players
<Wayward_Son> i wonder if there is an wasy way to harnes its power to more easily manage the 1 empire rules

 
~nevball 92 <Michael_Klien> Defending Empire Reloads Mom
<Michael_Klien> Buildings in Zone Yes
<Michael_Klien> Defending Force Information unknown
<Michael_Klien> Total Attack Cost: $ 16,394,000,000
<Michael_Klien> God damn Reload's mom is expensive.

 
~nevball 93 <John_Church> quick question too, why do engines and limbs require a 500 pop zone but other parts require a 100 pop zone
<Randy> um
<Randy> well
<Randy> ...
<Randy> I'm too tired to think of a creative answer :)

 
~nevball 94 <Sente> i think i'm suffering from one of the most f***ed up bugs in the game history atm
<Sente> i'm getting 1 - 2 too high to hit figures while the opponent is getting at best 4 too low
<Sente> started yesterday by me getting the too high to hits
<Marc> o_0
<Sente> and now in my duel a 0gun hbk had 3 to hit with SL after he moved +1, i moved +2 and range was 3
<Sente> so 4 too low
<nicklamer> sente..wanna duel?

 
~nevball 95 <WingedPuma> is HoC looking for a mascot? I can lapdance ;)

 
~nevball 96 * Arkidda now goes and dresses Chameleon up in a bright yellow leotard, a pale pink tutu and bright pink fluffy bunny slippers
<Chameleon> now I really look like a HoC warrior

 
~nevball 97 <Zakarius> Lots more great progress on quests today. The first one should be up and running tomorrow. Don't expect much <--- Hooray! Woot! Excellent! Impressi... Oh, wait, water hexes, right

 
~nevball 98 <pfx> Message from Sgt. Michelle: "thanks for killing my gf. This is Invader BTW, you kinda just knocked out her empire."
<Happy_Place> pfx just raped Invaders gf
<Happy_Place> thats sad
<pfx> thats pretty hot if you ask me

 
~nevball 99 <Xavix> can't we all just get along?
<Sith> sure, why not
<Xavix> wow....someone in nev actually said sure to that comment! lol
<Xavix> everyone always says something mean like shut up and let me burn ur cities

 
~nevball 100 <Xeolyte> all mention of the registration being optional has been removed from the updates
<Jc> all mention of nev working has been removed from my computer

 
~nevball 101 <mattbuck> Mech (40 ton) movement concept 0.0000 0.0 % 0.0006 / 10,000 (654,927,306 Nevdays)
<Big_Boss> the human race will be extinct by the time you're done
<mattbuck> that makes it... 4th may 181438
<mattbuck> You are hereby invited to a nevparty at 12noon 4th May, 181,438. LC transit will be provided, as will cake. RSVP.

 
~nevball 102 <KD> there are people on Nev who actually did NOT switch that annoying crawl off...?
<Hoppy> i like the crawl
<Hoppy> because of it i saw an attack on an alliancemate earlier
<KD> it hurts our eyeses
<Hoppy> dude, i look at a computer screen most of the day
<Hoppy> if my eyes bleed a drop or two more then usual
<Hoppy> so be it

 
~nevball 103 <ItCouldBeBunnies> I look forward to klien researching the Blackjack mech after the vindie though, and he has suggested to me that only I may purchase them from him. He won't have anyone else say they "bought a BJ from klien." However, now I've said this in chat,.. he might do heavy mechs instead.
<ItCouldBeBunnies> i doubt anyone would buy crabs off him though

 
~nevball 104 <Accipiter> wth is this
<Accipiter> ...
<Accipiter> WoB is trying to bankrupt me with treaties

 
~nevball 105 <Andy_T> anyone know how to ressurect for free using the subscription?
<Sand> 1st you grab a shovel, then you start to dig
<Andy_T> so necrophilia is involved?!
<Ben_Holland> Yep :P
<Andy_T> cool!
* Andy_T cracks out the KY

 
~nevball 106 <Peel> I heard that Randy started the cold war and Wayward tried to make it hot but Bill stopped it.
<Peel> Also that Randys other job is selling arms to Middle Eastern rebels and that he uses neveron for tax dodging purposes.
<Fang> bad thing about the arms he sold, they kept timing out due to lag. that's why they lost the war. And the rules for usage kept changing

 
~nevball 107 <Snabbit> anyone know how this new login thing works
<Snabbit> 'cause i went to add a pilot login to my main login
<Snabbit> and it turned my main login into a pilot login
<Snabbit> uh, help

 
~nevball 108 <Jc> so AI is borked or what?
<TJ> no just nev
<mattbuck> just lag
<TJ> who just commed 5k vehicles?
<Arkidda> I did, 3 weeks ago - the lag is just now catching up
<Arkidda> the Lag was lagged

 
~nevball 109 <Uziel> Wayward! I just thought of a great way to reduce lag AND increase profits! Create the "Neveron Gym." Get fat people to run in giant hamster wheels to power the servers, and have them pay for the privilege

 
~nevball 110 <ivarroland> hey hows the con going?
<Death_Tornado> pretty good
<Death_Tornado> peel n mal in bed together behind me

 
~nevball 111 <lordy> oh my god is a total wipe out here
<lordy> every space has something or some one sleeping in it
<ivarroland> this ain't wob, lets not talk about every space being filled

 
~nevball 112 <Gunner> So if i have 1 TC somewhere on the map, someone can go build a city 5 ziones away and just get my TC?
<Victor_Frost> Gunner, let me know what the coords are and I'll tell you ;)

 
~nevball 113 <Michael_Klien> keep mattbuck away from any sharp objects
<Michael_Klien> he might try to stab people
<lordy> you heard about peels little thing on friday ?
(Peel clothesined a girl on a bike)
<Michael_Klien> rofl yes was that girl okay? :P
<lordy> think so
<Michael_Klien> I mean it WAS funny
<Michael_Klien> but my first thought was
<Michael_Klien> "Did he KILL her?"
<ivarroland> i know nuting, nuthing...

 
~nevball 114 <Eggy> http://www.sixwinter.com/mattbuck/neveron/nevcon-pics/2k6/35.JPG <<< and who's the older guy?
<Zakarius> Sparhawk
<lordy> you love the spar eggy ?
<Eggy> he's a cutie :)
<Zakarius> Why does everyone refer to him as "The Old Guy"?
<Eggy> well he has gray hair :P
<Michael_Klien> Tell Spar he's on notice for being 'cute'
<Zakarius> Spar made Kliens Cute-List.
<Michael_Klien> not as bad as Zak for 'hot'
<Michael_Klien> but he's still on notice :P
<Eggy> lordy tell spar i'll snuggle with him any time

 
~nevball 115 <ItCouldBeBunnies> there should be modifiers based upon how cool you are as a player. You'll see cities begging to be subverted to some people,.. and players like macca and WingedPuma will be constructing cities that get taken over by noobs 20 squares away

 
~nevball 116 <Pimp> there wont be a game left in 3 months
<mattbuck> oh god i hope so
<mattbuck> i might go outside
<mattbuck> spend some time with my fish
<Michael_Klien> I'd have...
<Michael_Klien> dozens of hours per week to concentrate on school :P
<Michael_Klien> prolly cure cancer in a month or something

 
~nevball 117 <WardenWolf> If Nev had lag as a feature, it wouldn't work and performance would be great.

 
~nevball 118 <Doc_Giselda> what's up with nev today?
<Death_Tornado> nothing
<Death_Tornado> its all down :P
<Doc_Giselda> any reason
<Tigre> Randy programmed it
<Doc_Giselda> so just the usual then

 
~nevball 119 <Ago> why do some vehicles have so many armor if they get broken in two hits...
<Black> ego
<Capreolus> you know what it's like. All the guy vehicles are all "Oh, that Schrek has a bigger PPC than I do" and the girl vehicles are "Oh, I wish I had an LRM rack the size of that Ontos, then all the cute Snipers would go for me"
<Capreolus> the only reason Mechs don't get lucky crits is they're confident with who they are. You look at the Urbie. Sure, it's a short waddling tin can, but damn does it have a big gun, if you know what I mean
<KD> not much ammunition though :-)
<Capreolus> Urbies have never been good on staying power. They're more one-round stand kind of Mechs
<Capreolus> you know who I really feel sorry for though?
<Capreolus> the Hornet-WoB. Tiny LRM rack and one small laser. Why do you think Wobbies have had an inferiority complex for so long?
<Capreolus> Their flagship Mech can't cut it in any department
<KD> it's not the size, it's how you use it :-)
<{Bob}> while running away quickly? lol
<Capreolus> now imagine you're a cute Archer. Huge rack (of LRMs), long legs, the full works. Who would you rather go with, a diddy Hornet-WoB, or this fit as hell Atlas-HoC?
<Toontje> Yeah.. but the atlas can't jump!
<Capreolus> so they're not very flexible in their positions, and?
<Capreolus> the choice is basically small laser or Gauss Rifle. Heck, I think even the Hornet would go for the Atlas (we all know what those Wobbies are like after all)
<Capreolus> Hussars are basically the chick magnets of the Light Mechs though. So they're skinny (1.5 tons of armour? come on...) but they're fit (you would be too if you had a running speed of 14), and they've got one big gun that needs no ammo
<Capreolus> they can keep shooting all night

 
~nevball 120 * necigrad changes topic to 'Yes, Nev is down'
<Aschmo> Did Randy gamble the servers away in Vegas?
<necigrad> I dunno. Last I heard they were gonna have a poker game in Chet's room
<aussiegolfer> "poker"
<necigrad> the servers may have been the price to get Chet to keep his clothes on

 
~nevball 121 <Zakarius> Hmmm, the sim AI runs the timer. Its getting quite accurate now, isnt it? Its almost like duelling a real person
<Zakarius> Next it'll start sending me abusive messages, and claiming I cheat and sleep with chet

 
~nevball 122 <Tredesde> wow
<Tredesde> what a suprise
<Tredesde> macca is losing

 
~nevball 123 <KOOLAID> Someone explain to me how I went from a reasonable sane person to someone that shoves a giant piece of metal through my freaking tongue
<KOOLAID> Anyone
<mattbuck> you played nev
<mattbuck> you were never sane to begin with

 
~nevball 124 <Dee> WARNING! You are logged in with limited access. This is a result of: primary login for a sixth empire (2).
<Dee> In the last 2 minutes I apparantly made 2 new empires

 
~nevball 125 <Dee> if I were an admin, I'd quit so people would stop blaming me for everything wrong in their life

 
~nevball 126 <Death_Tornado> the decisions ryan, seth, sandy and co are faced with in the oc, and how they cope with there actions is just so gripping
<ItCouldBeBunnies> death tornado,.. are you in WoB-Homo at all?

 
~nevball 127 <Michael_Klien> .setinfo A nuclear blast has been detected in zone 0, 0 of the empire Frozen Chosen! | CONGRATULATIONS! You killed about a batty of units, and my income went up.

 
~nevball 128 <KD> mattbot, who nuked Frozen Chosen?
<mattbot2> MICHAEL_KLIEN nuked Frozen Chosen!

 
~nevball 129 <ItCouldBeBunnies> WoB's pedigree and heritage is not based around the philosophys of proud soldiers dedicated to blake, mass produced in factories. Instead, its more renowned for people with no social skills, inbreeding and male butt sex. Wob as a whole needs to roll over and die
<ItCouldBeBunnies> when people think of WoB,.. they think of Chet. When they think of Chet,... they think Gay. Microsoft did well stopping making anymore Mechwarrior games when most of their fan base think teh big bad enemy are all gay people

 
~nevball 130 <{WoB}Fish> what the??? in my arena.... there seems to be an evil me

 
~nevball 131 <Dee> 2/8/3258 12:10:00 AM -- Whiners of Whimpertown of none attacks 1010, 1051 of Harbingers of Cheap Tactics of none

 
~nevball 132 <Wayward_Son> GUNNER!!!!! This is updated with a list of all your geckos by zone. DELETE THEM!!! Send us back the list and we will delete the ones that are still listed on it. Remove any Geckos you want to keep! Which should probably be none of them!

 
~nevball 133 <Wayward_Son> ok since 2003-11-17 11:09:02.860
<Wayward_Son> can anyone guess how many logins there have been?
<Wayward_Son> not unique logins but logins period
<mattbuck> 1 million
<Accipiter> 18 thousand
<Llama> 2!
<Cipher> 10 million
<Accipiter> 2 430 518
<Wayward_Son> Boom! Go Cipher!
<Wayward_Son> 9,763,264
<Cipher> Ok what did I win
<Wayward_Son> 10 million logins from now people will look back and say 'there is Cipher, he guessed how many logins there were once. Wow. Let's DOW him.'

 
~nevball 134 <Greyian> Can anyone here explain to me how to play Neveron?
<Zakarius> You can get an idea of how to play nev by slowly hammering nails through your mousehand, while at the same time chewing on bits of rusty razorwire. Then, dip your genitals in a bucket of mousetraps, and hand your wallet over to Randy.

 
~nevball 135 <Victor_Frost> You have an estimated 34907 zones that currently show as being under your control, but not owned by you. The cost to claim them will be $ 34,907,000,000

 
~nevball 136 <Sid> where's randy
<Sid> I wanted to PM some more obsenities

 
~nevball 137 <TJ> my newbie jeep is the worst pilot around
<TJ> JEP-MG Newbie Jeep OK 0.00 -450 3 / 99

 
~nevball 138 <Malachi> guys
<Malachi> guys
<Malachi> gusy
<mattbuck> Malachi
<mattbuck> Malachi
<mattbuck> Malachi
<Malachi> this is classic
<Malachi> [01:34] <Sore> u some legion guy?
<Malachi> [01:34] <Malachi> im not legion
<Malachi> [01:34] <Malachi> ur being owned by mattbuck
<^Tzu-Theory> ROFL
<^Tzu-Theory> omg
* mattbuck dances
<Malachi> and its treu!!!
<Eggy> LOLOL
<^Tzu-Theory> that makes me happy

 
~nevball 139 <Canaris> heya Chet
<Canaris> surrender now
<Chetter> hi canaris
<Canaris> or i kill the fuzzy wobbly
<Chetter> your lucky I have ready made surrender forms

 
~nevball 140 <Arkidda> I will give Randy's Phone number for 1000dp
<Uziel> 1000DP....or scabbing a free empire and merging.....hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<Uziel> I dunno....doing prank calls on Randy IS a pretty exciting prospect
<Shinagami101> Uziel "Is your server running?" Randy "Yes it is" Uziel "Well You better go catch it!"
<Shinagami101> .... sorry couldnt resist :P
<Dee> Randy: Hello? Dee: is your refridgerator running? Randy: Yes it is. Dee: Then you must not have coded it!!

 
~nevball 141 <After> ~8ball when will i get laid?
<mattbot3> You'd better get a few more TCs
<After> hrrm
<PaLaDiN> lol
<PaLaDiN> after has to research sex

 
~nevball 142 <Proud> we need a rule "its not allowed to buy an empire befor you lost your 1st self build empire in LW" *g*
<Chameleon> lmao
<mattbuck> in that case I'm not allowed to buy any empires :p
<Xeno> yah same
<Knowy> no proud, its not allowed to buy an empire befor you win your 1st lw with a self build emp
<Proud> hehe
<Knowy> then chet couldnt buy anymore emps

 
~nevball 143 <Tilly> ~8ball why cant randy code?
<mattbot3> Tilly_afk: 42

 
~nevball 144 <mattbuck> rumour has it that randy now has a job
<zirconium> burger flipper in macdonalds?
<mattbuck> i think xeno said something about burger king
<vader> i think mcDs steams their "meat", so i would have to say Fry guy
<DEATHisNEAR> I think he failed the aptitude test for that one Zirconium
<DEATHisNEAR> he had to put the jumper on but did not manage it
<zirconium> he didnt get enough gold stars from mopping the floor and scrubbing the loo
<DEATHisNEAR> the floors were user errors
<DEATHisNEAR> not his problem
<vader> i was wondering why the drive-thru had been experiencing so much lag
<DEATHisNEAR> and the loo will be finished later

 
~nevball 145 <ghostrider> ~8ball will nev ever work right?
<mattbot3> ghostrider: Without a doubt!
<ghostrider> ~8ball when?
<mattbot3> ghostrider: It won't happen.
<ghostrider> ~8ball isn't that a contradiction?
<mattbot3> ghostrider: It is certain.

 
~nevball 146 <Havok> Empire Level: Dynasty (13) 5
<Havok> Current Funds: $ -1,134,438,842,865,318

 
~nevball 147 <Dee> i've been feeling weird since I had a wobbie cock explode from me kicking it

 
~nevball 148 * UT (m2@usedtire.Users.AfterNET.Org) Quit (G-lined by Krobar)
* Macca (maccastoon@ACCF4A43.ipt.aol.com) Quit (G-lined by Krobar)
* Havok (Havok@adsl-76-212-78-13.dsl.klmzmi.sbcglobal.net) Quit (G-lined by Krobar)
* Zis (kentonv@209.145.160.65) Quit (G-lined by Krobar)
* Draden (Draden@ip68-98-72-189.ph.ph.cox.net) Quit (G-lined by Krobar)
* CountWolf (dIRC@pvil-f-148.resnet.purdue.edu) Quit (G-lined by Krobar)
* Tredesde (Tredesde_A@Tredesde.Users.AfterNET.Org) Quit (G-lined by Krobar)
* vader (james_warr@vader.Users.AfterNET.Org) Quit (G-lined by Krobar)
* WobLackey (HH@c-24-16-200-255.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Quit (G-lined by Krobar)
<Malduc_Icaza> There go all the HHers

 
~nevball 149 <Gunner> hoppy can suck my big fat urby

 
~nevball 150 <Dawk> yeah, don't mess with my 11.....it has 4.4 mill bv in one zone

 
~nevball 151 <Dawk> Administrative Overhead (412,742,616)
<Dawk> Mineral Stockpiles (1,318,885)
<Dawk> Mobilization Costs (956,769,558)
<Dawk> Military Supply (1,690,250)
<Dawk> Military Maintenance (23,237,500)
<Dawk> Daily Net Cash Flow Subtotal: $ (-1,395,524,816)

 
~nevball 152 <Dawk> turns out that the OMT calc still works
<Dawk> SP Threshold: 20 What is this?
<Dawk> SP Remaining: -45,978 What is this?
<Dawk> Total OMT per Nevday: $ 158,613,754,219

 
~nevball 153 <Malachi> ok i reckon swing the jumpers south slighlty
<Malachi> to get defilade down that valley
<mattbuck> get what?
<Tigre> heh, Mal talking military terminology
<Tigre> Mal, ever find yourself out on maneuvers lapsing into Neveron terminology?
<Malachi> haha no
<Tigre> as in "get into PC, our stealth is better than their sensors :)
<Malachi> never had to shout "fucking lag"

 
~nevball 154 * Aetius (JM@cpe-72-177-127-67.austin.res.rr.com) has joined #neveron
<Aetius> hoppy is a dead kid.
<Lord_Marshall_Mordur> well thats a straightforward statement
<Lord_Marshall_Mordur> congrats HoC you gained another ally in the Destroy Hoppy campaign

 
~nevball 155 <Proud> but i said "if he does not repsond, iw ill burn his empire to ashes
<Proud> he is save over X-mas
<Proud> i am not in the mood to fight over X-mas
* Grinch giggles at the irony
<Grinch> They have NAP's in Palestein that are working better than those on Neveron :P

 
~nevball 156 <mattbuck> Salvation Army fires a AC-2 at Maribu, needing a 12 to hit and rolling a 6. A miss!
<mattbuck> the sally army has really gone militant
<RedStar> mustn't be getting enough donations

 
~nevball 157 <KD> a nuclear blast hits [G3X-00] Gecko Scout Tank with a poor landing on the right side for 2 points
<KD> lol
<Tigre> landed on radioactive ground I guess

 
~nevball 158 <mattbuck> Platonian Empire scores a critical hit! AMMUNITION is hit!
<mattbuck> neveron EXPLODES! The pilot is KILLED!
<mattbuck> sorry guys. I killed Nev :(

 
~nevball 159 <Xeno> blah have to take gf to movies, pls dont take my whole core while im gone rofl :P

 
~nevball 160 <Fernando> Fully Restricted: YES for 72h 0m
<Fernando> he just surrendered
<Fernando> i looked at his empire :P
<Fernando> and it surrendered

 
~nevball 161 <AFK> who is randy?

 
~nevball 162 <mattbuck> i think legion has fought ONE offensive fwar
<Dee> hey - you did declare fwar! then again...DT was getting ganged on...
<Starborn> man that speech gets to me every time
<mattbuck> yeah, i know - why would ANYONE want to screw dt?
<Dee> I agree
<Dee> he's really not my type
<Dee> too much luggage in the crotch I think

 
~nevball 163 <Maghetti> bugs are a part of war
<Maghetti> hell I had a nev dream last night that we fdowed someone
<Maghetti> and even in that dream was a bug
<Maghetti> where our fl and another empire
<Maghetti> double cfed
<Maghetti> instant

 
~nevball 164 <mattbuck> Because of your fucking incompetence you`ve made Nev lose one of its greatest players. Tigre has quit because his lvl11 empire started an FWAR at 3000pc gains, and was thus assraped because it couldn`t be CFed. And what did you do? This is a known bug and has been addressed in updates. Bullshit Seth.
<mattbuck> You are a fucking moron. There were plenty of things you could have done, restrict him, reset surrender value - I KNOW they can be done because I`ve seen Randy do it. Instead you just bullshit us and cause him to lose his entire damn empire. THREE THOUSAND PERCENT. You think MAYBE that is an URGENT bug?
<mattbuck> Delete my fucking empire for this for all I care. If this is the sort of shit we get for trying in this game, it`s not fucking worth playing.
<Lumpy> yea the ticket is descriptive, and basically does address everyone's problems with the game

 
~nevball 165 <Dee> I've been playing freecell lately
<Dee> it's pretty fun
<Dee> no one comes in with uber cards and makes me lose then puts up a public mail calling me a little girl or something
<Dee> yay! I won
<Dee> in your face freecell!
<Dee> I'm actually on four in a row
<Dee> I'm on a roll
<Dee> I should be setting off a cease fire here soon

 
~nevball 166 <Death_Tornado> Guillotine scores a critical hit! AMMUNITION is hit!
<Death_Tornado> Anti-hoc Barcher has an ammo explosion! The internal structure has been damaged by exploding ammunition.
<Death_Tornado> Anti-hoc Barcher EXPLODES! The pilot is KILLED!
<Dee> sweet dt
<Dee> you made anti-hoc explode

 
~nevball 167 * Dee is now known as punctuation
<punctuation> that's right bitches
<punctuation> Time for me to teach you all the importance of proper punctuation!
* punctuation declares war on nevmail
<gobi> try not to upset anyone!
<punctuation> oh
* punctuation fwars out of the war on nevmail

 
~nevball 168 <Malachi> ok who defends a 1Ker
<Malachi> with 38 urbies
<Malachi> 4 TXs
<Malachi> an ontos n a hunter

 
~nevball 169 <Dee> so
<Dee> has anyone else had a hunter get killed by a land mine to the turret lately?

 
~nevball 170 <Lumpy> hmm
<Lumpy> i have snipers in negative time transit...
<Wayward_Son> Lumpy the transit process runs every real minute which is not synchronous with nevtime, so you can get slightly negative transit times
<Ben_Holland> -266 MINUTES: 11 Sniper Mobile Artillery.
<Wayward_Son> yeah thats not so slight

 
~nevball 171 <mattbuck> =IF(C$5>$B6,C$5^2,MAX(C$5,FLOOR(($B6^2)*IF($B6-C$5<3,2^(C$5-$B6-1),IF($B6-C$5=3,1/12,IF($B6-C$5=4,1/16,0))),1)))
<Sente> good to know
<aussiegolfer> well THERE'S your problem
* aussiegolfer points
<Bert> Yep, Somewhere between =IF and )))
<mattbuck> just been working out the formula for levels an empire takes up in a faction
<Aschmo> oh, do you really think they programmed the factions in Excel?
<mattbuck> no, but it's helpful
<aussiegolfer> clippy says : "It looks like you are trying to create an online game, would you like assitance with that?"
<aussiegolfer> Randy says : "Sure!"
<aussiegolfer> my lord, it all makes sense!
<KD> scary

 
~nevball 172 <Dee> The Faith of Dee was killed!
<Dee> I just lost my cplt-c1 and my emperor in perfidiosus
<mattbuck> why did you do that?
<Dee> because loopy's towers decided to target it
<mattbuck> you're attacking YOURSELF
<Dee> not much I could do really
<Dee> I would like to point out that the towers had a better shot on someone else
<Dee> I'd swear someone was piloting them to purposely kill the last emperor that had the name Dee in it

 
~nevball 173 * Dee has joined #Legion
<Dee> I came here to say only one thing
<Dee> trying to kill my towers in loopy with one of my other empires was quite possibly the worst idea I ever concieved
<Dee> I blame mattbuck
* Dee Quit (Quit)

 
~nevball 174 <Raptor> so u can pump money into an empire by dping for a mech and selling it to NASA?

 
~nevball 175 <Pausanian> Eat URBIE DEE!!!!!!!
<Pausanian> heheheheh
<mattbuck> what's dee doing?
<KD> eating urbie?
<Pausanian> hey mattbuck doesnt Dee own green machine or am I mistaken?
<Gobi> you are
<Gobi> he doesnt
<Pausanian> oh well then Dont eat urbie dee I baked this one for somebody else

 
~nevball 176 * Xenobot (x@host80-1-72-245.no-dns-yet.ntli.net) has joined #DD
<mattbuck> All hail our lord and master!
<Toten> roflmao
<Xenobot> I am Xenobot. You will be ex-terminated!
* Chameleon slaps Xenobot around a bit with a large trout
<Xenobot> EX-TERMINATE!
<Chameleon> wow, it feels just like him
<redstar> no, it hasn't even fdowed someone yet

 
~nevball 177 <castro_the_cat> I thought we regarded KOS like Thai prostitutes - nice to look at, not a good idea to touch?

 
~nevball 178 <Tigre> quiet in here
<mattbuck> yes, but no matter
<Tigre> haven't seen DT online lately either.
<mattbuck> he has no internet
<castro_the_cat> I've noticed that neveron doesn't work as well when you play it using carrier pigeons

 
~nevball 179 <lordy> too much porn and not enought of it on nev :-P
<KD> I strongly believe that a lot of nev players jerk off, having the readout page of their rhinos open
<mattbuck> i have never done that
<KD> heh, you did it having the page of your BJ-DB open
<Chameleon> Rhinos aren't sexy enough, need a slimmer mech for that
<KD> the dervish has nice hips
<Chameleon> I like the rack on the Vortex
<Malduc_Icaza> I like big ones, the AS7 is for me
<KD> that bitch got an ugly face
<Chameleon> yeah, but the atlas has a head like a melon
<KD> didn't know you got a crush on the madeline albright type, malduc
<mattbuck> this is so wrong. next malachi will be going on about how he gets turned on from oil dripping down the long legs and big guns of a HER-4K or OTL-4F
<Chameleon> incredible legs there though, you have to admit
<Malduc_Icaza> OTT has GREAT legs

 
~nevball 180 <Wayward_Son> this is so retarded. I'm never installing updates again ever

 
~nevball 181 <Dee> on a related note, when should I expect to have full control over LODR DT
<Dee> I have some ridiculously complicated and stupid things to do with a level 10
<Dee> just remember though....you will probably come back to a different empire
<Dee> renamed Pretty In Pink or something
<Dee> and EVERY UNIT WILL BE A PINK NAME
<Dee> and of course it will be level 4 because I will make some bad choices and it will...well...blow up
<Dee> first plan: commision as many geckos, AIVs and hunters as possible
<Dee> all with pink names
<Dee> second plan: DOW xeno
<Dee> and send wave after wave of endless pink at xeno
<ghostrider> thats just evil dee.. give xeno and all his bp'ers eye strain :)

 
~nevball 182 * gobi slaps castro_the_cat around a bit with a large trout
* castro_the_cat licks up the delicious trout juice from his face, sidles up to gobi, and starts to purr
<gobi> hmmmm

 
~nevball 183 <Michael_Klien> Admin Reply:
<Michael_Klien> Thats pretty cool. And its true. And its not worth fixing. Have a nice day.
<Dee> lol
<mattbuck> what was that about?
<Michael_Klien> A bug that's still active, so I'd rather not discuss it
<Michael_Klien> it IS exploitable
<Dee> DISCUSS IT
<Dee> we must exploit things
<Dee> or else well
<Dee> we'll loooooose
<Dee> because we all suck and need bugs to win!

 
~nevball 184 <Michael_Klien> By: Randy
<Michael_Klien> Admin Reply:
<Michael_Klien> FC has been deleted.
<Michael_Klien> This ticket was permanently closed by the Admin.
<Michael_Klien> I find that hilarious cause my empire was 'Frozen Chosen: U.S.S.R" at the time
<Michael_Klien> And I was like "WTF?"

 
~nevball 185 <xcoyote> Engineering Vehicle ENG-3R hits HGN-732 4 with a --- on the right torso for 4 points
<xcoyote> lol
<KD> nice one, xc
<KD> you must be the first person for 5 years who gets hit by excavating equipment
<xcoyote> I didn't get hit by excavating equipment, I got hit by ----
<KD> that's four shovels
<xcoyote> and a garden rake :p
<aussiegolfer> no, a rake is ---E
<xcoyote> Engineering Vehicle ENG-3R hits HGN-732 4 with a --- on the head for 4 points, critical cockpit hit, HGN-732 cockpit explodes, pilot is killed
<xcoyote> :-O
<aussiegolfer> lol

 
~nevball 186 <Malduc_Icaza> my mechs in my salvage yard just vanished
<redstar> I had that happen once
<redstar> in the ticket response, seth said that the unit was listed as destroyed
<redstar> and refunded the 1 mil I paid for the OSR

 
~nevball 187 <castro_the_cat> It appears that I just killed my FL in the FFA. This is not a clever move

 
~nevball 188 * KOOLAID changes topic to 'Arenas are bugged, use at your own risk terrain related. | NevCon Vegas CANCELED! :( || Chat rules can be found HERE. --> http://www.neveron.com/nevhelp2/main.asp?BookID=7&ChapterID=2&SubChapterId=0&ArticleID=6'
<Nomad> nevcon vegas cancelled!?
<Nomad> well damn...there goes our big offensive against HoC

 
~nevball 189 <Michael_Klien> HGN-732 Chaotic Demise hits [G3X-00] Gecko Scout Tank 0036 with a GR on the front side for 15 points
<Michael_Klien> DIE GECKO DIE

 
~nevball 190 <Rankun> is seth on here

 
~nevball 191 <Metal_Head> My 10 Inch Schlong has an ammo explosion! The internal structure has been damaged by exploding ammunition
<weird> sweeet

 
~nevball 192 <Malachi> whichever situation you want the least
<Malachi> nev will put you in it
<Uziel> In that case, I really hope I dont find a battalion of salvaged DP mechs magically appearing in my main city
* Uziel watches a battalion of salvaged WSP-DSPs appear in his main city. Goddamnit.

 
~nevball 193 <rankun> i want sex
<rankun> there needs to be nevsex
<rankun> you have to pay 10 dp
<rankun> and you get "happy"
<rankun> and your empire moral improves

 
~nevball 194 <Uziel> we might be better off with the hamster as an admin and Seth in the wheel to power the servers

 
~nevball 195 <ReLoad> here is an odd stat: to give yoyu guys an idea of how much im learning while doing this: i replaced 45 lines of code with 2 today.
<Wolvenhaven> hehe - i love doing that
<Carin> That's awesome when you do that
<Malachi> if reload was randy it would be "i replaced 45 lines of coding with a whole new system that you will hate"

 
~nevball 196 <SCUM> Seth sent me 30mil because I lost 3TCs to a bug...

 
~nevball 197 <Gunner> Technology Breakthrough! Your researchers have discovered the secret of Sensor Power (8)!
<KD> neat. what's that for?
<Tumppi> that's a lot of rp
<Gunner> was gonna do ravens, but i calculated the ecm alone would take about 7 real years

 
~nevball 198 * Seth (webchat@216.19.47.69) has joined #neveron
<Seth> blerp
<Seth> this is no ordinary love
<Seth> Hall and Oates rules
* Seth (webchat@216.19.47.69) Quit (Quit: Goodbye! (www.afternet.org))

 
~nevball 199 <mattbuck> if we add a y, then ReLoad_Programming is an anagram of Randy_Gargle_Imp_Room
<mattbuck> Now, I don't know what that means, but it certainly sounds bad
<mattbuck> oh wait, better one:
<mattbuck> Randy_Large_Gimp_Room

 
~nevball 200 <BearClaw> Man. turning on Invasion sure makes my Neveron run slow. Or was Neveron slow to begin with?

 
~nevball 201 <Wolvenhaven> what is the word for believing in evil
<Wolvenhaven> it is simmilar to nihilism
<ReLoad> i think its being a neveron subscriber

 
~nevball 202 <ReLoad> its not really my place to comment on our competitors, but... how on earth does seth still have a job?

 
~nevball 203 <ghostrider> ~8ball why do the admins like screwing the player base?
<mattbot3> ghostrider: That is beyond the knowledge of mankind.
<ghostrider> ~8ball how much do i need to donate before the admins treat me specially?
<mattbot3> ghostrider: Ask your accountant.
<ghostrider> ~8ball why do i ask such stupid questions?
<mattbot3> ghostrider: It is the way of things.

 
~nevball 204 <SupermarketZombies> ~8ball who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
<mattbot3> Randy. It's always Randy.

 
~nevball 205 <Maghetti> 800k bv of mine gone
<Maghetti> this is my new favorite bug ;)

 
~nevball 206 <Planck> Yea, I need some of those 24 hour a day BP'ers with no lives except Nev!
<Gobi> oooohhh
<Gobi> i got a life
<Gobi> i met a girl with 34G breasts
<Gobi> how cool is that
<Havok> I think they call that a cow, Gobi

 
~nevball 207 <Ben_Holland> MAD-4A Obliteration has an ammo explosion due to high heat! The CT internal structure has been damaged by exloding ammunition.
<Ben_Holland> MAD-4A Obliteration EXPLODES! The pilot is KILLED!
<Ben_Holland> Hoppy go boom while killing jeeps
<buc`> LMAO

 
~nevball 208 <Malachi> For just over 3 years now Seth has reliably held up the help ticket front which is a thankless job filled with grief and headaches to say the least. Thank you Seth and good luck with your family and future career.
<Malachi> McDonalds just got one crap employee
<Ben_Holland> He has potiental at McDonalds
<Bandit> he could be a future manager there with his excellent customer service skills

 
~nevball 209 <ItCouldBeBunnies> Randy,.. name one thing in this game that ISN'T abusable
<Randy> logging out :P
<Zap> if u think so... :p
<casper`> that was - you could put log out line in your unit name
<jaggeh> thats nasty
<Randy> ok there is nothing that isn't abusable :P
<Randy> i hate you all

 
~nevball 210 <St_Michael> wow
<St_Michael> world peace huh?
<St_Michael> nice bug
<KD> heh
<St_Michael> maybe randy should work for the UN
<KD> we could use that bug in the real world
<KD> Sorry, George. I had Osama in the crosshairs, but the trigger was bugged

 
~nevball 211 <mattbuck> wow, the whole of nev really hates legion...
<Dee> not all of it
<Dee> just hoc, anti hoc
<Dee> and independent factions

 
~nevball 212 <Dee> damn I hate it when people declare war on me but don't fight
<Dee> the fact I would kill their stuff isn't a good excuse!
<Dee> this is like waking up to someone giving you a blowjob only to realise it's your 95 year old uncle
<Dee> not that that's happened to me, mind yo

 
~nevball 213 <Dee> has anyone else noticed that no matter how much fun you seem to be having on neveron that as soon as you take a second to think about it you feel cheap and dirty?

 
~nevball 214 <Malachi> Current Zone: Macca Got Owned here (746, 278)

 
~nevball 215 * Chameleon changes topic to 'The Alliance meeting has happened, Malachi is now your daddy.'

 
~nevball 216 <^Tzu-Theory> okay real world situation, Guy hyped on drugs
<Reload> lets call him "randy"

 
~nevball 217 * Protege (mom_loves_@216.114.107.142) has joined #neveron
<Protege> This game sucks. NC sucks. FWLM sucks more. WOB Milk sucks the most. Wayward is Plank's little bitch boy, and I'm off like a prom dress!
* Protege (mom_loves_@216.114.107.142) has left #neveron

 
~nevball 218 <weird> my fav is still when Chet got a visit from the FBI after making a call to england about how he was gonna nuke Gunner
<KneeDeep> wait, seriously?
<weird> yeah
<KneeDeep> jesus...
<weird> he said nuke on an international phone call
<weird> I think he said jihad too

 
~nevball 219 <Planck> Stone Rhino-WIE-1 Left Legs: 13

 
~nevball 220 <redstar> 12 hours until ezekiels foreskin uncfs

 
~nevball 221 <Toten> 10/25/3270 1:40:00 AM -- Atnas Zurc of TDL attacks 236, 80 of Living Death of ÐÐ (attack in progress)
<Toten> Cheeky bugger
<Toten> You have lost zone 236, 80. He killed Gecko Elite 5!
<redstar> aww, they were my second favorite gecko

 
~nevball 222 <Dee> eep, I just found a repair that would take 625 real days to complete
<Coldheart> because of the repair type or how the RB may be staffed/busy?
<Dee> the repair type, the bay and level of techs
<Coldheart> sheesh... a lot of stuff working against you there.
<Dee> well, you don't use a repair bay that won't give you back your unit for close to two real years

 
~nevball 223 * Archer is now known as WWS
<mattbuck> ~k wws You are my least favourite admin
* WWS was kicked by mattbot3 ([mattbuck] You are my least favourite admin)
* WWS (powerhouse@ACDC.Users.AfterNET.Org) has joined #neveron
<mattbuck> ~k wws You are my least favourite admin
* WWS was kicked by mattbot3 ([mattbuck] You are my least favourite admin)
* WWS (powerhouse@ACDC.Users.AfterNET.Org) has joined #neveron
<mattbuck> ~k wws You are my least favourite admin
* WWS was kicked by mattbot3 ([mattbuck] You are my least favourite admin)
* WWS (powerhouse@ACDC.Users.AfterNET.Org) has joined #neveron
<buc`> .k wws
* WWS was kicked by X3 ((buc`) Bye.)
<mattbuck> this is fun

 
~nevball 224 <Ben_Holland> ~8ball Where is Wayward_Son?
<mattbot3> Ben_Holland: The arse-end of nowhere.

 
~nevball 225 <rearly> if you put your own name into allow login box this removed primary
<Dee> ....
<rearly> then log out and will not be able to gain full access to empire
<rearly> i then clicked on remove in empire choices screen
<rearly> and this removed the whole empire from that login
<Dee> ok, can you see what you SHOULDN'T have done?

 
~nevball 226 <CountWolf> Pax: there is this town in Arizona that only has like 100 people
<CountWolf> they've been essentially isolated and static for 200 or so years
<CountWolf> and they're having HUGE problems with their genes now
<weird> yeah screw nuke tests nearby
<weird> its the inbreeding that screwed that arizona town up
<weird> i wonder if its called prescott

 
~nevball 227 <Chetter> I still play nev
<Chetter> discovered I was attacked last night and lost already

 
~nevball 228 <aussiegolfer> i have a shadowhawk with 33 HS, and 5 max heat
<aussiegolfer> traded his PPC in for heat sinnks
<aussiegolfer> useful!

 
~nevball 229 <Jif> wow
<Jif> so I just read the public mail for the first time
<Jif> ...
* Ben_Holland pats Jif on the back
<Ben_Holland> You poor person
<Jif> so
<Jif> um
<Jif> does anybody NOT complain about stuff in there?
<Jif> seems like it's nothing but people complaining because they got beat
<Jif> or claiming they can beat somebody
<Jif> I feel like I just wasted a bunch of time
<Jif> and for some reason the "Delete public mail" button doesn't work

 
~nevball 230 <RedStar woot, I'm gonna kill neveron!

 
~nevball 231 <St_Michael> [ONT-LRM] Ontos Assault Tank 1267 <-- sweet mother of god xeno, how many ONT-LRM have you gone through?
<mattbuck> 1266

 
~nevball 232 <mattbuck> ~8ball who is the legion spy?
<mattbot3> mattbuck: Rakah.
<mattbuck> ok, there we go
<mattbuck> problem sorted
<Rakah> ~8ball am i a spy
<mattbot3> Rakah: It is certain.
<Rakah> whats DT's empire again?
<Tigre> LODR
<Rakah> k
* Rakah continues spying

 
~nevball 233 <Murphy> GAH! this game is making me crazy

 
~nevball 234 * Chameleon gently pets Maghetti
* General_Maghetti purrs
* Accipiter licks Maghetti's
<Maghetti> its a hoc gangbang -_-

 
~nevball 235 <Canaris> i just realised my promo code is F**K Randy
<Canaris> no wonder my HOPS arent gettin coded :P

 
~nevball 236 <Tigre> dude
<Tigre> war killed GWB's approval ratings!!!
<Tigre> ironic
<Tigre> Mechs M-UM-GP-3 GWB`s Approval Ratings 4/5 370 501, 645 War

 
~nevball 237 <MisterHalt> There's no problem that an infinite number of Geckos can't fix

 
~nevball 238 <Murphy}> ok... my panther just seems to have fallen over for no reason
<Murphy> must be a new feature

 
~nevball 239 <Ogre> hey all what the sit rep,
<GCmdr_Arthur_Breen> well we are sitting, and rep'ing
<GCmdr_Arthur_Breen> so not bad

 
~nevball 240 <Death_Tornado> whats up?
<Death_Tornado> gf still heretho so cant be nev active :P
<Dee> oh, tell her it was good
<Dee> wasn't the best I had, but it was passable
<Death_Tornado> lol
<Dee> on the bright side
<Dee> if you renamed all your units pink, you could say it was for love and your gf
<Dee> i just wish pilot logins could change empire names
<Dee> Pretty In Pink sounds much more intimidating than LODR

 
~nevball 241 <aussiegolfer> i gave my level 5 to hoppy, and he abused Randy in pubmail, and it got deleted
<aussiegolfer> within a fortnight of me giving it to him
<aussiegolfer> ^.^

 
~nevball 242 <Pendo> hehe this is sad
<Pendo> a 2.48m pop / 2.32m BV L11 empire
<Pendo> Current Funds:

 
~nevball 243 <Overkill> hmm, its friday
<aussiegolfer> it's clearly Saturday
<Overkill> its the weekend the time ppl go out drink party and relax...and let their guard down. i need to find one of their empires and destroy them...
<Overkill> its saturday?
<Overkill> where did my day go
<mattbuck> ~8ball where did Overkill's day go?
<mattbot3> mattbuck: In a town called Hypocrisy.
<Overkill> ive been drinking i cant drive out to Hypocrisy :(
<Overkill> even if i was sober, the damn Hippo's!

 
~nevball 244 <Archer> but i am missing 100 mil because nev is a whore
<Archer> an expensive one too it seems

 
~nevball 245 <Death_Tornado> ive noticed some mechs are turning pink
<Death_Tornado> this is what happens when i add dees login to my emp

 
~nevball 246 <Laura> I've seen three members of Nev naked. It's not pretty.

 
~nevball 247 <Elisius> 20 DP?
<mattbuck> ok, i'll take it
<Elisius> .....
<Elisius> Not you, Matt
<Elisius> I'll only give YOU DP if I'm on at least 50% of your Bot Balls
<Elisius> And just adding that comment won't count!

 
~nevball 248 <mattbuck> a nuclear blast hits Batboy with a poor landing on the front side for 3 points

 
~nevball 249 <Elisius> Who was/is Wayward?
<mattbuck> .setinfo http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com | <mattbot3> http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/peel8.jpg <Proud> looks nice | <Elisius> Who was/is Wayward?
<Elisius> Rather than making me feel retarded, why not answer the question?
<Elisius> I've been playing nev for about 2 months now, give me a break
<guardianprime> is WW who is the admin of nev who treats his livelihood like a second rate hooker
<mattbuck> Let's play Who Wants to Be A Millionaire
<buc`> A
<mattbuck> And the question, for 1 million nevdollars: Who is Wayward Son?
<buc`> no no, B
<mattbuck> A) A mushroom. B) Dracula's pet bat. C) The administrator of an online game. D) A biblical figure.
<Elisius> A, I'll go A
<Elisius> It's probably A
<buc`> its always A
<Elisius> A
<buc`> cant be C - would need to administer to be that...
<Elisius> Hahahaha! I don't even get it and it's funny
<Elisius> So he's the biggest Mushroom in Nev! How was I supposed to know?

 
~nevball 250 <Elisius> Why do I get the sudden urge to TA Aventia and buy 100 of those juicy AIV W1s?

 
~nevball 251 <Dee> Jesus Touches Little Boys hits Innocent Child with a punch in the rear center torso for 6 points of damage

 
~nevball 252 <mattbuck> 1/25/3272 9:20:00 PM -- Temple of Darkness declares war on Guardain Destiny REBORN
<mattbuck> 1/25/3272 9:10:00 PM -- Temple of Darkness declares war on Guardain Destiny REBORN
<mattbuck> 1/25/3272 9:10:00 PM -- Temple of Darkness declares war on Guardain Destiny REBORN
<mattbuck> 1/25/3272 9:00:00 PM -- Temple of Darkness declares war on Guardain Destiny REBORN
<mattbuck> 1/25/3272 8:40:00 PM -- Temple of Darkness declares war on Guardain Destiny REBORN
<mattbuck> honestly tigre
<mattbuck> you only need to dow once
<mattbuck> not once per attack
<Tigre> I wanted to make sure that he KNEW he had been dow'd

 
~nevball 253 <Van_Drusen> Technology breakthrough : Your warriors have found the secret of mass hoc slaughter!!!!

 
~nevball 254 <Arden> if anyone wants 5DP they can move all the units back to the main core from HG area, and spread them out
<Arden> not in the mood to do them with a laptop touchpad
<HD> lol. dont blame u either
<Ben_Holland> well if I had headphones to listen to my iPod I would
<Ben_Holland> so I wouldn't be bored to tears
<Ben_Holland> but I don't :(
<Ben_Holland> My cat ate them
<Ben_Holland> :/

 
~nevball 255 <Kato> I wonder how many trips to McDonalds nev has paid for Wayward this week
<Kato> I bet if he could afford a double quarter pounder instead of 99 cent menu he'd be fixing shit

 
~nevball 256 <Maghetti> and when i found out hoppy was in MY empire I freaked booted sand and hoppy and before hoppy was out of the empire he managed to get the jumper uber lance in a corner behind a batt of hunters
<Maghetti> the uber osr with 1 ct int
<Maghetti> vs shit skilled tanks
<Maghetti> not even a retard piloting could have done that with out trying

 
~nevball 257 <Elisius> Who has 19 Mil they're willing to spare?
<Elisius> My favors include, but are not limited to, sexual ones
<mattbuck> what do i get for 19mil?
<mattbuck> and what will you do with that 19mil?
<Elisius> Well... When dealing with YOU Matt, 18 mil would be to repair what you'd do to me for that 19 mil
<Elisius> and the other 1 would be for therapy sessions
<Elisius> "Where did Matt touch you? Show me on the battlemech"

 
~nevball 258 <Mantis> wow Sol FL has more than 400 billions
<Mantis> 900 billions the faction
<Mantis> we need to start researching the BNK-R-001 --> bank-robber 1

 
~nevball 259 <Reload> randy and inspector gadet are very similar, they both break whatever they touch.

 
~nevball 260 <Tigre> Hoppy took this semester off university to focus on Nev. . .
<Sente> eh?
<Tigre> you didn't know that Sente?
<Tigre> he's at Michigan (my Alma Mater)
<Tigre> but no classes this semester. . .
<Tigre> just nev and his GF

 
~nevball 261 <Randy> no excuse for this much lag

 
~nevball 262 <buc`> then its 12 mil per
<buc`> you can do better than that
<buc`> put up for 10
<redstar> yer breakin myballs here
<redstar> I got an imp and 5 LCT to feed

 
~nevball 263 <TheMadMan> Empire Level: Superpower (12) 1
<TheMadMan> Current Funds: $ 47,868,841,878 1
<TheMadMan> Base Income / day: $ 67,370,702 1
<TheMadMan> Land Area (km2): 22,149 20
<TheMadMan> Total Population: 4,157,900 1
<TheMadMan> Avg. Citizen Morale: 7 1
<TheMadMan> Research Jobs: 1,037,176 1
<TheMadMan> Number of Units: 7,389 3
<TheMadMan> Battle Value (BV): 4,752,564 1
<TheMadMan> Reputation of Military: 1,764 1
<Pimp> let the ass kissing begin

 
~nevball 264 <Accipiter> that's 36 less MAN for Hoppy
<RedStar> hoppy couldn't be less of a man

 
~nevball 265 <Elisius> Hehehe, we invade little countries for FUN
<Elisius> We're like HH in real life

 
~nevball 266 <Ryuzaburo> warning, neveron may have the following side effects: erectile dysfunction, vomiting, anal leakage, low property resale value, decreased vision, various STDs, and death

 
~nevball 267 <Starborn> so what was Hoppy's exuse for being able to attack but not be attacked redstar?
<Starborn> besides well im a cheating sob and wws wont do anything about it so neaner neaner neaner

 
~nevball 268 <mattbuck> oh i wish it could be nevmas every day...
<mattbuck> when otk start screaming and DD begin to play
<mattbuck> oh i wish it could be nevmas every day...
<mattbuck> let the bugs ring out for nevmas

 
~nevball 269 <mattbot3> Item 171 of 213: 100,000,000 Nevcash donated by jake.
<mattbot3> 19 available winners, rolling dice... roll is a 5. Congratulations to proud!

 
~nevball 270 <mattbot3> Item 19 of 202: 4 HNT-0A donated by jake.
<mattbot3> 72 available winners, rolling dice... roll is a 54. Congratulations to Pausanian!
<mattbuck> lol
<TheStarchDefenders> lol something pausie can use
<Arden> just what he needs, more fking tanks
<mattbuck> paus should gave won jeeps or something
<ghostrider> those are too much for paus to handle.. send him geckos :)

 
~nevball 271 <Ben_Holland> I'm down 2 Saladin bats
<Ben_Holland> and up 4 geckos
<Ben_Holland> go me

 
~nevball 272 <mattbot3> Item 74 of 211: 36 HAR-P5 donated by Arden.
<mattbot3> 18 available winners, rolling dice... roll is a 12. Congratulations to Hoppy!
<Malachi> oh god
<Hoppy> WOOT
<Malachi> hoppy got pest tanks
<Hoppy> hotdroppers!

 
~nevball 273 <Kato> This raffle is a big example of how we the community care about neveron more than its owners do
<Kato> And I personally think it is awesome that so many people that "hate" eachother participated in an event without any rancor or problem, winning eachothers war good, and having a great time
<Arden> I owe hoppy tanks :(
<Kato> rofl
<Kato> classic

 
~nevball 274 <Pausanian> Thanks Hoppy you were the only person I knew on neveron who didnt cheat or whine

 
~nevball 275 <Ryuzaburo> nev is back
<Ryuzaburo> and look! no mechs!
<Ryuzaburo> hoppy strikes again!
<Ryuzaburo> oh wait no.... that's just me sucking at LW =(

 
~nevball 276 <Malachi> you can tell wayward is doing something
<Malachi> its lagging

 
~nevball 277 <mattbuck> is there still a #neveron_ops?
<weird> never was
<mattbuck> i swear there was... oh well
<Eggy> there was
<Eggy> LONGGGGGGGG time ago
<weird> least not in the few years ive been an op
<weird> oh wait we had one
<weird> #hoc

 
~nevball 278 <Gobi> thanks wws, although your gift very generous, i didnt realise quite how much id spent on the game last year
<Wayward_Son> well remember that the 10% includes bonuses
<Gobi> still
<Gobi> its no wonder my gf left me

 
~nevball 279 <Death_Tornado> i'd like to think of legion as more a democracy :P
<Death_Tornado> where decisions are discussed
<spudsrus> you got my vote on that dt
<Xeno> DD is more of a dictatorship
<Xeno> works much better that way :)
<Xeno> Dee recently tried to hold a coup and stole 2 bil from me
<Xeno> but i put the rebellion down
<Xeno> brutally.
<Death_Tornado> who runs dd tho xeno?
<Xeno> Peel
<Xeno> noone would have guessed it eh

 
~nevball 280 <gobi> neveron has been destroyed by The Church of John
<mattbuck> hoc has won
<Arden> game over?
<Arden> no bonus levels?
<Arden> :(

 
~nevball 281 <Aetius> nev still not loading for me, other sites do, just not nev
<Tigre> nev is fine here
<Aetius> hh must of hacked my machine, some how blocked my access to nev, and planning to kill my level 0! oh noes!!!
<Aetius> my noob jeeps!
<Bob> oh no not the jeeps
<Aetius> anyone else recently finnish a war and not receive anything from skill checks?
<Aetius> was 58 checks for my level 4
<mattbuck> you have a 4 eh?
<mattbuck> maybe it's that hh want to kill
<Aetius> other than fake fwars, you know only wars hh fights is vs empires they way outmatch, so Im more concerned about them hitting my level 0

 
~nevball 282 <Damz> hi
<Damz> training fixed?
<Ryuzaburo> kind of
<Damz> in wot way
<Ryuzaburo> in nev way
<Ryuzaburo> <_< so in other words, it's broke

 
~nevball 283 <redstar> Raid Plunder!! While raiding zone -47, 804 your troops looted $ 16,500!
<redstar> woot, go me!

 
~nevball 284 <Maghetti> MORE UPDATES
<ShadowMasterCM> woo hoo! Go go WWS!
<Dee> way to show wayward you're a liar Shadow_DPPool_afk
<Dee> you are obviously quite near to your keyboard

 
~nevball 285 <idolo> lol i love Gecko Scout Tanks
<idolo> it the best tank in the game LOL :p

 
~nevball 286 <Damz> randy was cool
<Damz> i miss him :(

 
~nevball 287 <Tigre> why is the mad Prone?
<Death_Tornado> dont know
<Death_Tornado> ai did it
<Death_Tornado> i thought it was quite funny really
<Tigre> pilot got tired, decided to take a nap I guess :)

 
~nevball 288 <mattbuck> gobi, found your cash yet?
<Gobi> yes
<NuMetalSucks> where was it?
<Gobi> in 70 towers i built for DT to kill
<Tigre> dee's pillow
<Gobi> forgot they cost 10mil each
<Tigre> lol
<mattbuck> wait tigre
<mattbuck> are you saying gobi's the tooth fairy?
<Tigre> you didn't know?
<Tigre> and Death_Tornado is the easter bunny

 
~nevball 289 <nicklamer> nev back up
<nicklamer> so stop the talking and continue betraying each other..

 
~nevball 290 <Hoppy> nev=flat lined
<Hoppy> hoc was messing with it
<Hoppy> trying to get it to crash so that jake's mechs would die on ABR

 
~nevball 291 <WingedPuma> omfg, i just got tricked by the AI

 
~nevball 292 <Wayward_Son> some jackass asked me if i want to sell my empire

 
~nevball 293 <mattbuck> Fusion 240 = not in my lifetime, 40805nd there
<mattbuck> wait, WHAT
<mattbuck> ~calc 40805/3650
<mattbot3> mattbuck: 11.179452
<mattbuck> wtf? I'M GOING TO DIE WITHIN 12 YEARS?
<Ben_Holland> Write that will
<mattbuck> f*** f*** f*** f***
<mattbuck> F***
<Sente> neveron research calculator, the ultimate authority in life expectancy estimates

 
~nevball 294 * mattbuck slaps aussiegolfer around a bit with a large trout
<mattbuck> done anything useful with the tech tree?
<aussiegolfer> worked out it's pointless to start researching anything

 
~nevball 295 <vader> Current Funds:
<vader> i invested heavily in dotcoms :(

 
~nevball 296 <Kato> Well, as unreliable as pubmail is, I kind of hoped HH's were for real :P
<Aetius> same place bush must of got his intel on Iraq having weapons of mass destruction eh, neveron pub mail.

 
~nevball 297 <WingedPuma> nev never had 24 hour battles. It was either over in 2 minutes due to a bug or 3 months due to a bug.

 
~nevball 298 <Kato> The only person I hate more than Hoppy is Randy
<Kato> I wouldn't give him ten cents for the bus
<Kato> Well I take that back. If I knew that bus would be driving off a cliff I would give him the ten cents
<Kato> but no more

 
~nevball 299 <ele> someone can explain to me, why a small laser needs more space in a tower than a med laser?
<MisterHalt> Compensating for having a small laser

 
~nevball 300 <Wolfie> ~looks confused~ what is this thing called "real life"?
<mattbuck> wolfie, turn off your monitor. that is real life
<ele> wolfie, it isnt implemented in nev yet
<Wolfie> ahh right lol, I get it real life is the dull bit where I goto work and have to deal with the misses
<mattbuck> yes
<Wolfie> less fun than blowing things up sadly
<Tigre> unless you can blow things up in RL. . .
<Wolfie> ooh maybe thats where im going wrong, I need a job that lets me make things explode
<mattbuck> wouldn't if i were you, you might end up hurting your wrists and being unable to type
<Tigre> you don't need wrists
<Tigre> Stephen Hawking writes whole books and such using just his mouth and a pointer
<Tigre> he'd probably rock at Nev

 
~nevball 301 * weird (weird@d75-154-88-192.abhsia.telus.net) has joined #Invasion3042
<WingedPuma> WEIRD?!
<WingedPuma> hell no, you arent having the southern galaxy in this game

 
~nevball 302 <GrizzlyViking> y'all will appreciate this
<GrizzlyViking> 12531 citizen(s) have volunteered to join the military! If you wish to add them as unassigned soldiers click
<GrizzlyViking> Civilian Population: 623
<GrizzlyViking> where are those people and why aren't they working! ;o)
<GrizzlyViking> time to break out the evil dictator firing squad

 
~nevball 303 <ScottyRox> how do I go about getting re-admitted to HoC?

 
~nevball 304 <Wayward_Son> since when do reasonable people play nev

 
~nevball 305 <shas> how large is the active neveron community now ?
<Pausanian> I can count 16
<Pausanian> but most of those are my other personalities

 
~nevball 306 <Zap> abr sucks i lost a 2/3 bmaster g and a 5/2 phawk k to a 1 man platoon arf.... i still have no clue how that could happen but im sure i faced rambo

 
~nevball 307 <mp00> i think nev was created specifically to keep retarded people who dont know they are retarded busy
<ivarroland> huh?
<Thadeus> mp00 is wise
<ivarroland> i don't get it
* vader <--forrest gump of nev
* mp00 adjusts his special helmet his mommy tells him to wear

 
~nevball 308 <gobi> hes not taken back zone either
<gobi> and ive got 2.5 hours to kill stuff
* gobi (r_viner@cpc4-lewi3-0-0-cust244.bmly.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Quit)

 
~nevball 309 <Aetius> I have decided that I need to spread the gospel to my enemies. So named 4 snipers, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. Spread the good news everywhere they go :P that and I was bored.
<mattbuck> do you have a mech called jesus?
<Aetius> I should lol
<Menelaus> it could hover on water
<Murray> I think Oh God would be better lol
<Aetius> You have had your head destroyed by Jesus!
<Menelaus> maybe jesus actually payed 100mil to convert water zones to land zones

 
~nevball 310 <Gunner> I am in HoC, thusly I lie, cheat, steal, eat babies, and sometimes, punch little old ladies in their taint

 
~nevball 311 <Pausanian> I had sex once while playing nev
<Pausanian> was my birthday though
<shas> i bet that played merry hell with your timers

 
~nevball 312 * spendo (foo@207.40.190.27) has joined #DD
<Accipiter> hehe Pendo's new nick is fitting
<spendo> it's hardly new
<spendo> I've spent >150 billion over the past couple of years
<Tigre> just worry if it changes to DPendo

 
~nevball 313 <Wolvenhaven> we should all write in randy
<Wolvenhaven> and elect him president

 
~nevball 314 <Canaris> i just trained 100 mechs for 200 days. 8 skilled down.
<Ben_Holland> rofl
<Canaris> not funny Ben
<Canaris> those were the Imps.

 
~nevball 315 <mattbuck> Black Mesa Research has requested a Trade Alliance with you for the following reason: Requesting a TA to supply my level 0 with vehicles.
<mattbuck> maybe you'll find someone else to help you
<mattbuck> maybe black mesa
<mattbuck> that was a joke - haha, fat chance!
<Ben_Holland> lol MB, I just beat that game
<mattbuck> anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
<Ben_Holland> Look at me, still talking when there's science to do
<shas> when i look up there it makes me glad I'm not you
<mattbuck> I've experiments to run, there is research to be done, on the empires that are still alive

 
~nevball 316 <Canaris> i made a freakin 500$ donation
<Canaris> and i cant even get Hoplites coded
<Canaris> where's randy at when you need him?
<HELLrazer-> a crack house

 
~nevball 317 * Frui wants 2 IMPs, 5 GHR-5H and 1 TDR-5SE
* Tai wants a batt of rhinos
* Menelaus wants a girlfriend who will cook, sew and DP him a bat of rhinos for his b'day
* Slaine wants a cheese sandwich
* Menelaus would settle for a cheese sandwich as well

 
~nevball 318 <spinner> y r u not pissed nicklamer?
<nicklamer> didn't do anything nev related yet

 
~nevball 319 <Tredesde> Jeep JEP-MG II makes a piloting check needing a 10, rolling 6. Failure. Mech falls!
<Tredesde> Falling hits Jeep JEP-MG II with a particularly unforgiving piece of ground on the right torso for 5 points
<Tredesde> Jeep JEP-MG II has had its right torso destroyed by Falling!
<Tredesde> 3 points of damage transfers to the CT of Jeep JEP-MG II!
<Tredesde> wtf?

 
~nevball 320 <vader> Raid Plunder!! While raiding zone -318, -125 your troops looted nevball.txt!
<vader> thanks HL!
<shas> you just looted more than all of my empires put together have in funds -_-'

 
~nevball 321 <Zirconium> i was forced into wob once
<Maghetti> you were forced to be apart of wob because the sex was so good
<Chetter> wob did have swinging partys

 
~nevball 322 <shas> okay my toe is bleeding
<shas> this is odd
<Archer> blood isn't supposed to be in your toe?
<guardianprimedotcom> don't die we don't have enough people playing this game as is

 
~nevball 323 <Maghetti> I got banned from #invasion3042
<Maghetti> for telling reload god made him sick for letting a login abuser like hoppy play his game

 
~nevball 324 * mattbuck sets mode: +e *daderk*!destenli@c-69-244-176-9.hsd1.mi.comcast.net
<mattbuck> we should be able to reinstate the hoppy ban now and keep daderk in but hoppy out, assuming they don't use the same irc clienr
<shas> um... what's stopping hoppy logging in on daderk's computer
<Daderk> shas to answer your question, one hell of a password :P
<mattbuck> lol. but...
<mattbuck> what's to stop you logging in and then hoppy garrotting you with a piece of piano wire?
<mattbuck> and then using your irc client?
<shas> he could dp repair you after
<Daderk> lol

 
~nevball 325 <Ben_Holland> ~8ball Where is Wayward Son?
<mattbot3> Ben_Holland: Somewhere in Afghanistan.
<TPIH> lol
<buc`> ~8ball where is Ben's balls?
<mattbot3> buc`: Can you keep a secret? Yes? Me too.
<buc`> good answer
<buc`> wait, i asked wrong...
<buc`> ~8ball where ARE Ben's balls?
<mattbot3> buc`: On n00b island.
<shas> typical, they're on n00b island while the rest of him is over here
<Ben_Holland> ~8ball Where are Buc's balls?
<mattbot3> Ben_Holland: Your interest in this subject matter has been reported to the FBI.
<Ben_Holland> uh oh

 
~nevball 326 <Dawg> can you research the Stone rhino design??
<jaggeh> sure but mankind will be extinct and the cockroaches will be playing nev and making fun of chet

 
~nevball 327 <weird> word of mouth is a huge draw
<weird> and the admins have pissed all the players off
<weird> im not sure of anyone who praises this game
<weird> other than to be a jerk when i say noone does
* Tredesde praises the game

 
~nevball 328 <Uziel> ive killed a -2/-2 120rep MAD-4A with an ARJ
<Uziel> ok, well *technically* it killed itself
<Reload> ive killed a 400 rep Rhino with a Twac.
<Uziel> 8 skill ARJ loader
<Uziel> I like mine better :p
<Reload> i then had a 80 rep twac :)

 
~nevball 329 <mattbuck> i just have this image of bush at the podium telling the world how the iraq war was login abuse
<Aetius> lol matt. wonder if Iraq is crying gangbang, fight fair come on we want a 1vs1 !
<shas> iraq's fwar with america has gone negative. nothing can happen until it gets reset
<Ben_Holland> I thought America FDoW'd Iraq?
<mattbuck> iraq can't recip the fdow because it's a single empire faction
<Totem> isnt iraq on noob island?
<shas> partly, that's why it's such a mess
<Alexander> see, hands down the best, quickest explanation ever
<shas> #neveron solves the iraq war
<Totem> yeah but atleast iraq has infy :(
<shas> america should submit a bug ticket and wait for a reply

 
~nevball 330 <Uziel> worst thing i ever saw
<Uziel> and Iswear to god this is true
<Uziel> was a 60rep Wasp in a level 2
<Uziel> I just looked at it and thought "ok, WHO bothers to spend THAT MUCH TIME using a wasp?"

 
~nevball 331 <Malachi> man i still remember that, clearly a zone of around 15 heavy and assault tanks with 1 STY, having taken a grand total of like 4 damage from beemer LRMs
<Malachi> only to be headcapped clearly the final vang A4 out of a hole :(
<KD> tanks were useful back then...
<Malachi> i cost Sandol 14billion that day as he miss-dropped on 0/0 :D
<KD> lol
<Malachi> i know its pocket change but it amused me
<KD> sandol never recovered from that financial disaster

 
~nevball 332 <Death_Tornado> but i have turned down sex with my gf before to fight a war:P

 
~nevball 333 <mattbuck> hey kato
<mattbuck> http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/nevaddict.html
<mattbuck> tell us how addicted you are
<Kato> 77%
<Kato> although mb you forgot an important one: "If you once weathered out a concerted mortar attack because you were responding to Hoppy in the forums." 5

 
~nevball 334 <mattbuck> my gf is 13% addicted to Nev without playing
<mattbuck> i do not know how this is possible
<Crazy_Saint> You need to add a line for, "You talk about Nev so much your friends and/or relatives who don't play can answer this survey"

 
~nevball 335 <Dobie> my daughter used to say "kill the red one daddy!" when she was 3
<Wolfie> lol mine says the same lol. shes 2
<Dobie> my daughter loves to watch the mechs move around the map
<Wolfie> I also get daddy your game is boreing put seseme street on I want to play elmo
<Dobie> wife is going to kill me for teaching her Neveron
<Dobie> when my wife nags I tell my daughter mommy is the red mech

 
~nevball 336 <Tobias_Moon> one of my son's first complete, well spoken sentances (about 5 years ago) was ' Daddy, your mech went boom boom '

 
~nevball 337 <Wolfie> the turning down sex acts for neveron is me too...I hate myself for that
<Wolfie> this is terrible but I've turned down a threesome to play this game

 
~nevball 338 <Accipiter> You might be a Nev addict if you have fallen asleep at your computer while in battle. 4
<Accipiter> <--- Arden :P
<Sente> thats macca also acci. he fell asleep during lw
<Accipiter> but did Macca drop 150 mechs because of it?
<Sente> well, he did auto abr a batallion of arf with a grf-dest. i think thats pretty priceless
<Accipiter> lol
<Aschmo> did he win?
<Sente> no
<Sente> he did not win

 
~nevball 339 <Sand> who was the guy that lost a nemi, twice, to inf abr?
* Accipiter whistles innocently
<Accipiter> that was me... but it was bugs
<Sand> right, sure :-P
<Accipiter> my NEM killed itself 3 times
<Accipiter> and the last time it got logged as ARF
<Accipiter> left me with a -48 rep NEM pilot
<Accipiter> at -1/-1

 
~nevball 340 * Wolfie pokes murray with a stick
<Wolfie> WTT my girlfriend for dp
<Murray> do not let her see that lol
<Wolfie> she wouldnt mind
<Wolfie> 40dp and I`ll video her dancing round holding up a sign saying murray is a sex god in her undies ;-)

 
~nevball 341 <codeman> wow
<codeman> i just realized that my 1 gun vee went up 7 skills in less than one day

 
~nevball 342 <Wolfie> neveron is a lag with game problems

 
~nevball 343 <mattbuck> HoC killed my goldfish. It was alive but now it's dead, and HoC did it. Discuss.
<Kato> Obviously your goldfish did something to deserve it.
<SeregDuin> we're coming for your hamster next.
<Dobie> The truth of the matter is that we NEEDED that goldfish for some hazing rituals of new HoC recruits. Please go to the pet store and get some more goldfish. We have more recruit training coming up. Don't worry about the cost. There is no charge for killing this goldfish.
<redstar> Your goldfish had been upgraded so many times, it had as many scales as a catfish. We had no choice but to put it out of its misery.
<Ben_Holland> That goldfish threatened my minnow farm. It HAD to die....jerk
<SeregDuin> I don't think you are giving us all of the information. I believe you have at least a company of goldfish hidden in various hd only fish tanks. How else could so many of us have killed your goldfish in so many differnt ways?

 
~nevball 344 * Uziel looks up his custom set firefox install for dealing with potentially dodgy websites
<Uziel> doesnt store cookies, doesnt run active X, and doesnt load pictures, audio or video unless I tell it to
<Uziel> I learnt my lessons from #HH.

 
~nevball 345 <codeman> when i first started playing i hded my best mech and it died
<codeman> so i hit the back button
<codeman> then i xed it off and went into my room and cried

 
~nevball 346 <shas> I think what I need to do is stockpile enough mechs, vehicles, completed buildings and trained crews to just jump straight up to level 6 and completely evade the dangerous 4-5 : P

 
~nevball 347 * Love_Me_Tender` is now known as buc`DP_4_sale
* Accipiter wonder where buc` hides whenever he asks to buy DP
<buc`DP_4_sale> cause i dont sell for nev cash
<mattbuck> ~8ball where DOES buc` hide?
<mattbot3> mattbuck: The arse-end of nowhere.
<buc`DP_4_sale> hey thats right
<buc`DP_4_sale> NZ

 
~nevball 348 <Sand> is training down?
<Dee> yeah, at least from everything I hear
<Saint> I think skill ups are still working though
<Sand> i think thats the only code in neve that has never stopped working
<Dee> it has
<Dee> I remember like two months it was down
<Dee> and then the update that it was fixed got people right full of sarcastic joy

 
~nevball 349 <Pausanian> Dees going down baby THIS TIME FOR SURE!!!!!!
<Saint> I see you found someone new to pick on. What did Dee ever do to you :P
<Pausanian> oh Im not trying to hurt dee hes just in DD and I couldnt hit Xeno :P
<Saint> I am afraid I am going to have to cheer for Dee he comes from my side of the Country
<Saint> I have made paus go silent. Its like magic
* Pausanian mumbles deserter
<Pausanian> no no its ok, I am rooting for Dee too :D
<Pausanian> AP makes 222 Geckos every 2 hours
<Pausanian> hes gonna need cheering :D

 
~nevball 350 <Hellkite> n00b island is like running around in a pitch black room. You run head first into a wall, get back up and try not to do that again.
<Hellkite> But what doesn't help is that there are lions, tigers, and bears with night vision goggles and submachine guns chasing you around, the room dimensions change wildly as the admins update the the game, the help file flash light shows you how to set up off-shore lobster traps rather than how to play, and you randomly pass out from buggy code.

 
~nevball 351 <Fernando> holy fuck..theres a zone wit woods in every hex
<redstar> I believe that warrants a Dee quote
<redstar> "Holy sweet titty fuck!"
<Malachi> every hex??
<Fernando> EVERY
<Fernando> Current Zone
<Fernando> Sherwood Forest

 
~nevball 352 <redstar> nev's breaking down
<redstar> want me to view weird's buildable zone list and kill nev once and for all?

 
~nevball 353 * buc`out is now known as buc`in
<Tredesde> hi buc`in. sup?
* buc`in is now known as buc`
<buc`> just woke up
<mattbuck> you put your left buc` in
<mattbuck> your right buc` out
<mattbuck> in out in out and shake it all about
<mattbuck> you see a nev bug and blame HoC
<mattbuck> that's what it's all about
<Tredesde> lol
<Tredesde> best. song. ever.

 
~nevball 354 <shas> hurrah
<shas> the game scrapped my hornet : (
<shas> my poor hornet : <
<shas> it was the one which had no name..
<Tredesde> ah yeah, its a rule. you mess up its gone
<shas> i deliberately set it to be scrapped rather than let WWS delete it
<shas> at least I've got its right leg, a medium laser and an LRM-5
<shas> i can remember it from those bits :D

 
~nevball 355 <shas> one does not simply dp into neveron
<shas> o wait

 
~nevball 356 <ghostrider> guess dee must be up for a vote on the sexiest nev players still in that game.. trolling for votes.
<mattbuck> i'd make my gf get an emp so she'd win... but i'd rather she like me
<mattbuck> tell you what, we will pretend that http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Icecreamlicker.jpg is mattbot3, and admit that as well as being the most helpful player, it is also the sexiest player
<ghostrider> best to keep your gf from the game. too many perverts like myself here.
<mattbuck> even though it doesn't have an empire
<ghostrider> well technically, a bot cannt be the most helpful player, since it's not a player..
<ghostrider> now get it an empire, then you can say that.
<mattbuck> it was voted most helpful player though, so you lose
<Dee> too bad you couldn't code mattbot to help you self surrender whenever you get into a war

 
~nevball 357 <aussiegolfer> Randy: You owe me 5 years of my life back, thanks.

 
~nevball 358 <redstar> heh, AP is leaving clan wolf
<Frui> yeah Netheril said earlier he was leaving CW
<Frui> think hes pissed at Pausanian for spending all his millions on public mails

 
~nevball 359 <mattbuck> humm, hoppy managed to raid an undefended zone
<mattbuck> go him
<Dee> yup
<mp00> must have taxed his skills since he didnt have to cheat

 
~nevball 360 <vader> <Randy> I hate Codeman
<mattbuck> woo!
<Havok> lol
<vader> <Randy> I also hate child support :/
<mattbuck> wait... is codeman...
<vader> nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!\
<Havok> lol
<shas> <Randy> Codeman, i am your father

 
~nevball 361 * jake slaps ShadowMasterCM around a bit with a large trout
<NoobieDoobieDoo> does jackie know that ShadowMasterCM is a emperor? wont he get mad he is slapping him?

 
~nevball 362 * GwB (webchat@adsl-75-26-22-40.dsl.scrm01.sbcglobal.net) has joined #neveron
<Tigre> wait - GwB? George W Bush?
<KD> eeeww
<Tigre> at least here he'll learn to do a war
<Tigre> and get his troops back home FAST
<Tigre> before someone else drops on them :)

 
~nevball 363 <Fernando> Maj. LCT-3V [5MP] NONE (Charger) -1.98 8 / 8 / 8 / 6 / 6(-2)
<Fernando> wow. just wow
<Fernando> Cpt. Juggernaut NONE (Griffin) 37.91 8 / 8 / 6 / 6(-4) / 6
<Fernando> Brigand NONE (Awesome) 9.87 8 / 8 / 8 / 6 / 5(-3) ----
<Fernando> Lt. Elyas [5MP] NONE (Awesome) 4.51 8 / 8 / 8 / 5 / 5(-2)
<Fernando> Maj. Malice NONE (Awesome) 18.43 8 / 8 / 8 / 6 / 5(-3)
<Starborn> hmm
<Mantis> thats a bit of skilling up fern

 
~nevball 364 <mp00> but never underestimate a nev players stupidity :P
* mp00 points to his own official nev players hat
<mp00> kinda looks like a dunce cap

 
~nevball 365 <shas> there must be some way out of here
<Tigre> nope. Nev is a black hole of time
<Archer> there is no way to escape nev
<Alexander> nope, i tried many times, it always brings me back
<Alexander> it starts with me just popping in to see whats going on, then i get roped bping, then BAM im hooked again
<trr> what we need is nev patches
<trr> ones we can stick on our necks or elbows or whatever
<Zirconium> hmm, sticking ground up gauss rifle shots and elbow grease might not be too healthy
<trr> is it any worse than playing nev all day?
<Alexander> i would think so
<trr> that's the addiction talking

 
~nevball 366 <Elisius> That's it, I'm quitting Nev again. If anyone wants me I'll be in the bathroom bawling

 
~nevball 367 <shas> paus, instruct me in your tactics please, i wish to steal them
<Tigre> buy mass quantities of jeeps and such
<Tigre> commission, do not train, bore opponents to death
<Tigre> repeat
<shas> i like this plan
<AFK> hmm sounds like half of a rox strategy
<shas> what's the other half?
<aussiegolfer> cheat

 
~nevball 368 <Pausanian> dude I can buy a whole Jeep for just 1dp
<Pausanian> what a deal

 
~nevball 369 <Frui> i was told earlier that all americans have just been given to spend to raise the economy, is that thue?
<Tredesde> yeah, that was a stupid plan
<Tredesde> congress is full of morons
<Frui> everyone donates to NEV with there

 
~nevball 370 <mattbuck> ~nevball 65
<mattbuck> humm... why did it mute that one
<mattbuck> apart from it having "Randy" in it
<KD> there you have it
<KD> it's offensive
<KD> contains the R word

 
~nevball 371 <Fang> hey mb, do folks still find random mech salvage? or are you giving hope to the hopeless?
<DABOSS> i found some 2 months ago
<Zirconium> i know of someone who found some by claiming a zone just the other day
<Hannibal> i found a cat-c1 claiming zones
<Fang> I remember when I first started playing, a zone I claimed had some res and a research building in it.
<shas> my first and sucky empire i made money by waiting til others got deleted, them claiming their zone and stealing the arf
<shas> mm assault rifles

 
~nevball 372 <Totem> You have left a building. You needed to roll a 65 and rolled a 12. You do not take damage.
<Totem> wow
<Elisius> What the hell?
<Totem> i left a building, duh
<Elisius> I suppose that qualifies you as lucky, Tote
<shas> low ceiling apparenty
<Totem> limbo!

 
~nevball 373 <Maeuil> i only wish i could donate my house to neveron...

 
~nevball 374 * buc` is now known as buc`mb_4_nev_owner
<buc`mb_4_nev_owner> i vote mb to get an ownership share of nev
<buc`mb_4_nev_owner> and make real changes
<Seraph> that is almost scary
<Apples> ya it is
<Seraph> he'll make nev one big mattbot
<Seraph> during combat you'll get random Peel quotes
<Archer> if you abuse a bug you will then have your highest bv unit a pic of peel naked with a blurred area

 
~nevball 375 <Jake> i dont want to act conceited but
<Jake> i think i do have one of the most comprehensive understandings of the came
<Seraph> came?
<Seraph> i think you just lost
<Jake> game
<Jake> i'll use grammar check before implementing changes

 
~nevball 376 <Maghetti> i thought of a name for my new plan
<Maghetti> Opperation pull a alliance out of maghetti's ass :D
<mp00> lol
<mp00> so we going to call it chet? :P

 
~nevball 377 <Elisius> Oh Vindicator, how your wasp paint shimmers makes my heart flutter
<Elisius> Huh... Professing my love for a mech is harder than I thought

 
~nevball 378 <shas> interesting thing for those who are talking about neveron and the future
<shas> i started in january and the game still got over 500 logins
<shas> now it's less than 400
<shas> it's now may.
<vader> well when it gets to 1 i claim victory

 
~nevball 379 <Kato> remember, Rick Astley will NEVER: 1. Give you up 2. Let you down 3. Run around 4. Desert you 5. Make you cry 6. Say goodbye 7. Tell a lie 8. Hurt you
<Fang> You know, perhaps Rick Astley would be the ideal admin for nev. Maybe we should ask him?

 
~nevball 380 <GwB> whats the best way to increase empire income without rippin the next guy
<KD> win arenas
<GwB> no
<GwB> thats how I increase others empire income

 
~nevball 381 * Elisius marinates GwB
<GwB> Im TASTY
<Tredesde> lol
<Canaris> wow wtf did i walk into?
<Elisius> A reaaaallly deep pool of fecal matter suspended in urine
<Elisius> Also known as Neveron
<Elisius> Or Tred's apartment

 
~nevball 382 <weird> so someone log into their favourite HL 12 and DOW me
<aussiegolfer> how long till you go back to having no internet access, weird?
<weird> 11 days
<aussiegolfer> damn
<weird> err i mean umm 30 minutes
<weird> yeah
<aussiegolfer> good
<weird> ohh no i can feel it going now!
* weird (weird@d75-154-72-120.abhsia.telus.net) Quit (Quit: Connection reset by peer.)

 
~nevball 383 <Proud> boobs...don`t forget the boobs ;)
<mattbuck> proud, I would code you the BO-0BS
<mattbuck> it would do nothing useful
<mattbuck> but would make all other mechs take a +2 modifier on BTH
<weird> proud got it pilot profile images with hot women
<weird> -10bth to be seen
<Mule> so their big?
<Proud> sex sells...replace all mech icons with hot chicks, and we will habve 10k+ logins per day *eg*
<Proud> DP mechs have...bigger boobs *g+
<Mule> i want to get the imp-dd its better than the imp-a

 
~nevball 384 * buc` is now known as buc`cheating

 
~nevball 385 <Hoppy> if anyone wishes to find EFS, we are relocating to #WoB

 
~nevball 386 * Totem{WoB}Precentor huggles mp00
* mp00 gives Totem some lubbin
<Totem{WoB}Precentor> u mean lube :p
<mp00> lubbin is lovin with lube :P
* mp00 goes back to hiding from the wobbies

 
~nevball 387 <Codeman> Armor: B CRITICAL_SUCCESS repair successful, and additional armor was added!
<Codeman> whoooo
<Eragon> must be a french techie

 
~nevball 388 <shas> did you know the force of a dolphin's ejaculation is apparently strong enough to decapitate someone
<Codeman> id figure that was a walrus penis
<Hoppy> lets try it
<Hoppy> i will volunteer codeman to do it
<shas> i'd ask where you got a dolphin from, but you're WoB so anything's possible

 
~nevball 389 <federico> im having issues with neveron :-/

 
~nevball 390 <Daderk> :P i submitted a help ticket about the arena bug
<Daderk> lets see if it ever gets answered.....
<Archer> it won't
<Seras> i say you got awhile...go build a hot rod in your garage!

 
~nevball 391 <Daderk> nev is down!
<Daderk> i think that means WWS is doing an update!

 
~nevball 392 <spinner> is there anyone from SLDF here
<Ben_Holland> talk to Arden
<Arden> talk to ben
<buc`> talk to me, i run everything
<Seras> hmm...buc'{HoC|WoB|SLDF|FWLM|HL|SoL|DD etc, etc
<buc`> no no, i dont run alliances, i run the people who run alliances
<buc`> they just dont know it
<Seras> so...buc'-the_REAL_guy_in_charge
<buc`> im actually named Wayward
<buc`> Wayward-Dad tho - WWD :)

 
~nevball 393 * Code_shower is now known as Codeman{WoB}WAR
* Hoppy|Shower is now known as PrimusHoppy
<Frui> you guys shower together in WoB???
<aussiegolfer> you guys DON'T?

 
~nevball 394 <Elisius> Anyone here seen a guy named "Gideon"?
<mattbuck> the one with the bibles?
<mattbuck> he got murdered by wobbies
<Elisius> Who hasn't?
<Elisius> It's quite enjoyable when you get used to it

 
~nevball 395 <Death_Tornado> i tried to get it up
<Death_Tornado> but nev wouldnt let me :p

 
~nevball 396 <mattbuck> "Corrected the cleanup procedure for public mail that was not working with the new system. This should update tonight and will greatly reduce loading time on public mail, especially for those who haven't bothered to clean theirs out. Public mails are automatically deleted after 1 nevyear."
<mattbuck> so... anyone noticing pub mail being speedy yet?
<weird> yeah its totally restored my faith in the decision making of our admins
<weird> the game experience has really improved for me personally

 
~nevball 397 <Rodon> My GF, Vesta BP's for me.
<Nut> KEEPER

 
~nevball 398 <TPIH_DPPool> how do you HD a vng?
<shas> first open the rear doors
<shas> then push

 
~nevball 399 * Hoppy is now known as HoppyShower
<shas> wobbies always seem to be in the shower
<Sente> yes, they honor the memory of chet by "the ritual of after penetration"
<Sente> time for poker ->

 
~nevball 400 <Codeman> dee
<Codeman> why did you hit my arnea
<Codeman> now my mech is stuck:P
<Dee> mine is too
<Dee> and the one i sent in there to rescue us both too

 
~nevball 401 <Pausanian> dude if you people wont dow me or give me the money to dow you I am gonna start singing cat stevens songs

 
~nevball 402 <mattbuck> that buc`'s paying for someone to kill hoppy is fine.
<AFK> nah its not
<weird> well hoppy's mechs
<weird> killing hoppy is generally frowned upon
<mattbuck> that's what i meant
<weird> kneecapping is still in the grey area
<AFK> yeah mb but in this case you gotta be precise ;)
<mattbuck> do I HAVE to? do we actually have a rule about hiring assassins?
<weird> no only extortion that i know of
<weird> oh threatening rl violence on other players too
<weird> i think hiring assassins falls under a higher authority
<AFK> only if its real assassins
<weird> an in game fine seems kinda minor after the jail term
<weird> same with violence against other players
<weird> i think the police carry a bigger club that WWS

 
~nevball 403 <mattbuck> ~b *!*@sk8e8.Users.AfterNET.Org 3d buc` - Threatening login abuse
* mattbot3 sets mode: +b *!*@sk8e8.Users.AfterNET.Org
<shas> you do know he can just bypass that ban, right?
<AFK> it wont help him in long term
<mattbuck> then i'll ban him for longer for ban evasion
<weird> oh you just have a plan for everything
<aussiegolfer> i'll gline him - we take a serious stance on such things
<weird> i'll call in a anonymous tip to Department of Homeland Security
<aussiegolfer> yeah, they'll deal with him
<weird> i can see that happening next time someone gets fed up with their war
<weird> sending their opponent to gitmo

 
~nevball 404 * buc` is now known as buc`{CW}
<Survivorman> Yes! I finally got buc` to join CW!
<Survivorman> Now to decide if this is good or not
<buc`{CW}> your in CW? eeewww
* buc`{CW} is now known as buc`{NC}

 
~nevball 405 <Koolaid> I'm up to 10,598 skill checks
<Koolaid> Think I'll get a skill down?

 
~nevball 406 <mattbuck> ok, i'll start a betting pool, when do people think the poll will actually be taken down (please specify year and timezone)
<mattbuck> any takers?
<Hoppy> hmm, i say 2009, 3am EST
<Zirconium> this saturday, 3am gmt
<mattbuck> 2009 hoppy - which day?
<Hoppy> its the 22nd today? lets see... when was hitler's birthday? 4/20? so i say 4/20
<Hoppy> 3am EST 4/20 2009
<Tigre> thursday, Sept 28, 3 AM GMT
<Tigre> prize is 200 DP?
<Hoppy> ...dude i pegged my date for when nev will die
<Hoppy> so i dont think DP wil be worth nething

 
~nevball 407 <Tobias_Moon> perhaps my funniest memory of the 06' nevcon is me and wonko walking down the hall to our room, running into Chet- whom we had just met- and chet giving wonko a hug- we got into our room, wonko went straight into the shower and stayed there for bout 15mins under hot water
<Tobias_Moon> came out and said 'I still feel dirty'

 
~nevball 408 <Pausanian> I declare VICTORY
<AndrewCrisp> Congrats... uh, what are you declaring victory over?
<Pausanian> well the whole of HOC
<Pausanian> I figure as long as I think I have won that's good enough
<AndrewCrisp> Ah.

 
~nevball 409 <mattbuck> humm, recent activity on flickr groups: "0 new replies to...."
<mattbuck> inactivity is the new activity
<shas> nev is booming then

 
~nevball 410 <Wayward_Son> the upgrading system was a pet project by randy because he wanted to code something fun. the way it is coded it looks like a hamster given steroids and then thrown in a microwave

 
~nevball 411 <Archer> don't think just blame HoC its the way of nev
<Archer> and if you are HoC just blame Hoppy

 
~nevball 412 <mattbuck> Armoury loss, failing skilldowns, prohibitively expensive rebuild costs, empires at risk, mech market approaching bankruptcy, rising resource and vehicle prices to name a few.
<mattbuck> But your admins often act as if they are completely unaware of the changes and hardships in your lives. And when the admins do take notice, often they only make matters worse.

 
~nevball 413 <Wayward_Son> i can give you markets or tacos
<Wayward_Son> but not both
<mp00> tacos!

 
~nevball 414 <Modelo> shadowhawks
<Modelo> jenners
<Modelo> modelos
<Tigre> I hate modelos
<Tigre> 1/2/1 move with that 1 small laser
<Tigre> and all that comm gear (big mouth) etc. . .

 
~nevball 415 <ShadowMasterCM> randy ditched his new game already?
<Fang> looks like it, Shadow
<ShadowMasterCM> lol...so sad
<Fang> been over three weeks since he was in chat
<Fang> and the game has just stagnated
<ShadowMasterCM> wow
<Fang> it started with a bang, then he disappeared
<ShadowMasterCM> course you never know, he might have legit reasons
<Fang> what? that whole" I fell off the mountain and broke my foot" thing again?

 
~nevball 416 <Fangswife> what is the true secret to Nev success
<QM> don't play it

 
~nevball 417 <Damz> ~ticket 1
<Damz> seth ruled

 
~nevball 418 <shas> i guess i had better make my empire not suck

 
~nevball 419 <Pausanian> gad I have mechs
<Pausanian> who the he!@!@$@
<Pausanian> thats it Imma boot some logins

 
~nevball 420 <ElectricShoe> that is.. weak
<Tredesde> yes wws is
<Tredesde> its like someone said the other day, i hope he doesn`t treat his new kid this way
<Tredesde> "Awww, its too much work... and it whines! I know! Ill ignore it!"

 
~nevball 421 <Kelly> I am Kelly and I am a returning nevaholic
<Archer> hi kelly, thanks for sharing
<Archer> aren't we supposed to have some sort of person that leads our group?
<shas> he's not here this week
<shas> or ever
<shas> something about a new kid
<Archer> oh
<aussiegolfer> oh

 
~nevball 422 <mattbuck> how much would we have to donate to make you name your kids randy and greg? :p
<ReLoad> about 42 billion dollars
<ReLoad> thats a form of child abuse

 
~nevball 423 <ElectricShoe> but just get rid of the crappy iframes and shit
<ElectricShoe> whups, keep forgetting this place is pg-13;P
<Dee> they say that in pg-13 movies I seen
<Dee> besides, i've been kicked for saying penis
<Dee> and butt sex
<ElectricShoe> is there anyone in here not over 17 so i can point and laugh at you for still being in puberty
<Dee> i heard modelo is jail bait
<mattbuck> codeman's about 5
<Zirconium> 14
<Dee> yeah there's a 9 year gap he falls into
<Dee> just talk about masturbation and never mention a vagina and you shouldn't have too much problem with exposing the boy to something he's unfamiliar with
<Dee> of course, that's pretty well standard for most neveronians

 
~nevball 424 <buc`> Neveron gift certificates available! Give the gift of Donation Points!
<buc`> nothing says "i love you" more than some Donation Points!
<mattbuck> i gave malachi dp for his birthday once
<mattbuck> i haven't given him a birthday present since
<Dee> malachi gave me something for my birthday once
<Dee> no wait, he didn't. because he's a cheap pecker head

 
~nevball 425 <vader> im proud to say that i had a nervous breakdown the other day and it had nothing to do with Neveron
<vader> :-)

 
~nevball 426 <Ben_Holland> sigh
<Ben_Holland> my L2 is 1 bil in the hole :(
<Hoppy> my lvl 2 is 100b in the hole
<Ben_Holland> uh huh
<Hoppy> Current Funds:
<Hoppy> 101b in the hole actually

 
~nevball 427 <Jake> prize, numbers 1-2000, will transfer money around caps to empire of choice
<Jake> nevball.txtmil per number
<Jake> #neveron_lottery
* Velicious kicks Jake in the sac
<Velicious> is that how you make the numbers come out?

 
~nevball 428 <mattbuck> i hated the mech names gobi gave Church of John
<pendo> yeah, irritating
<mattbuck> impossible to say "take this mech"
<pendo> "oh no, rubber ducky took a head hit, retreat it" "that's not RUBBER ducky, that's COWBOY duck"

 
~nevball 429 <woodsy> are there any DP pools currently running please?
<Jake> theres a dp pool in my pants
<woodsy> small pool huh?

 
~nevball 430 <Pausanian> 12/7/2008 11:20:58 AM Vile (Level 1)
<Pausanian> Application Info: Help!!! The Hocers are out to get me!!!
<Pausanian> I love faction apps like that

 
~nevball 431 <Elisius> I've been on the comp for 4 NevDays...
<Elisius> And the fact I'm counting it in Nevdays because I lost track of hours is the real sad part

 
~nevball 432 <shas> neveron likes to create an illusion of fairness while simultaneously cheating like a bastard behind the scenes

 
~nevball 433 <Prowler> stupid neveron deleted all my shit
<Wayward_Son> well if you didn't log in for 30 days...
<Prowler> thats bs
<Prowler> i left b4 that rule
<Wayward_Son> really
<Prowler> i went on nev vaction to build funds
<Wayward_Son> so you left in 2000?

 
~nevball 434 <Peanut> i still don't know how to move from an enemy zone after 3 days :(
<thp> have you tried deleting your windows directory?

 
~nevball 435 <Planck> would make life alot easier when workin out money you need to war etc
<Planck> and is simple enough
<Randy> yes it would
<Planck> for even a retard to understand
* Planck glares at Peel
<Randy> which is great
<Randy> becuase a lot of our players are retards

 
~nevball 436 <Wiggin> idiot :P
* Randy yawns
<Randy> good morning
<Wiggin> wow he came when i called!

 
~nevball 437 <Randy> that was naturally occurring lag

 
~nevball 438 <Randy> if i deleted stupid nev players, there would be very few left :)

 
~nevball 439 <{WoB}Blaine-Pct> The WoB has voted to merge with the FWLM.
<Cool_Cat[CCAF]> just when u thought wobbies intelligence couldnt get lower super idiodicy is born

 
~nevball 440 <Krait> .8 will randy ever fix old bugs before creating new ones?
<X2> [<Krait>]: Are you out of your MIND?

 
~nevball 441 <AC20Sniper> I wonder what would happen if a company like Blizzard or Microsoft offered Randy a high paying job?
<thp> Warcraft IV would suck

 
~nevball 442 <petteyg359> just bought 20DP "starter kit" which gave me 4 mechs and now I have almost 300K oversize military tax :(

 
~nevball 443 <Randy> i'm not sure what "clanner" class would be; from my understanding it means they're not allowed to make attacks on anyone, and have a high whine factor

 
~nevball 444 <ItCouldBeBunnies> Neveron would have been a total bitch to play on tickertape and punch cards
<Vehnom> I thought we do play Neveron with Punch Cards?
<xcoyote> Tickertape and Punchcards?! What do you think WW was hiered for? :P He sits there and punches holes in to cards and files them whenever someone updates something
<xcoyote> then when he goes on a toilet break
<xcoyote> everyone yells LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

 
~nevball 445 <Pimp> dont listen to Planck he is just upset over finding more of his dp toys' parts for sale from me

 
~nevball 446 <HammerBA> Thank you Randy, for the search feature. We will be abusing it regularly now

 
~nevball 447 <j0k3r> i dont give a shit about nev
<j0k3r> cpg no longer has its rhino
<j0k3r-selling20DP> 1100 bv in pirates killed it
<REUTERS_Neveron> how the hell did 1100bv kill it?!!!!
<j0k3r-selling20DP> I dont know, it was all ai
<j0k3r-selling20DP> killed a mad4a too

 
~nevball 448 <Raptor> ur a dp whore
* Planck isn't
* Planck puts a blanket over his command company

 
~nevball 449 <Dawg_of_war> can you research the Stone rhino design??
<jaggeh> sure but mankind will be extinct and the cockroaches will be playing nev and making fun of chet

 
~nevball 450 <J-NaDa> i had a crit on my striker and i fixed it and now its doing 30 MP topspeed and 20 MP cruising

 
~nevball 451 <Patryn> please be ready
<Patryn> I have openings

 
~nevball 452 <NeoSlicerZ> Nazis bombed our capital city!
<Zartek{KoNI}> and u still didnt declare war
<Byrn_Ashten> they just didnt want to lower the nazies attack costs

 
~nevball 453 <Zartek> Unemployed Civilians 1
<Zartek> hmm looks like ive got a macca living in my empire

 
~nevball 454 <Fen> its randytech
<Fen> he could be passing the ammo feed through the cockpit for all we know

 
~nevball 455 <ItCouldBeBunnies> Military Maintenance (780,000)
<ItCouldBeBunnies> Oversize Military Tax (4,800,147)
<ItCouldBeBunnies> 800 k for an army and 6 times that in OMT? for a level 7?
<ItCouldBeBunnies> I never thought Sarah's BJs would be so expensive

 
~nevball 456 <Randy> we have always hated our players and strive to develop programs to eliminate their contamination from our game.

 
~nevball 457 * Wayward_Son has joined #neveron_newbies
* X2 sets mode: +o Wayward_Son
<Wayward_Son> newbies suck
<Wayward_Son> go back to planetarion

 
~nevball 458 <CountWolf> .klien how much BV does neveron have in total?
<Michael_Klien> -=Count_Conversation_Terminator=- More than 0.

 
~nevball 459 <Kodiak31415> Why didnt they tell me this was so complicated when I signed up?

 
~nevball 460 <Colin> hmm.. lets say neveron has a destabilized orbit. It wanders to close to the sun once every year. So 1 week out of every nevyear we will have random units skill up from dmg to thier brain cells from the extreme radiation exposure. Also the polar icecaps will melt, creating random ocean zones to pop up across the map.
<Colin> Say maybe 1 out of 20 zones becomes water zones.. then you can pay 100 mil to reclaim the zones and rebuild the cities you lost.
<Colin> after a couple years of this randy will be forced to code water movement
<Colin> Oh and pirates evolve into spellcasting aquatic orcs, so we can really appreciate the new class sytems.. with my Level 7 Warrior/ Level 3 Cleric Empire.
<Colin> With my Smite Rhino spells and the infamous HoC "Teleportation of mechs home" spell. But instead of being powered by mana, its powered by DPs..
<Colin> You know if randy got wind of this it'd be on the updates tomorrow. "New planned FEATURES"
<Colin> I can't wait to give my Marauders water skis
<Colin> But occasionally (more often then not) all units in a zone will drown from lag.
<Colin> Congrats you have researched Row Boat (5 ton)!

 
~nevball 461 <ItCouldBeBunnies> I see loads of use for urbies
<ItCouldBeBunnies> in hilly terrain, I'm gonna roll them downhill over pirate infantry

 
~nevball 462 <Chetter> woot
<Chetter> I just won a duel
<Ardor> wow

 
~nevball 463 <Zap> Empire Level: Dynasty (13)
<Zap> Administrative Overhead (41,293,831)
<Zap> im not sure how a lvl13 can be a dynasty wiht such a corruption. i hencefore request that this empire rank gets renamed to banana republic!

 
~nevball 464 <FeaR> i jerk off to my - gunners
<FeaR> did i say that out loud

 
~nevball 465 <WardenWolf> how Nev came to be. . .Randy met a genie who promised him a nickel for everyone who wanted to kill him. . .the rest is history

 
~nevball 466 * ItCouldBeBunnies has joined #Neveron
<X3> [ItCouldBeBunnies] <WingedPuma> omfg, i just got tricked by the AI
<WingedPuma> lol what a dumbas
<WingedPuma> no wait

 
~nevball 467 <The_Doctor> I had a bad dream
<The_Doctor> that I fdowed gunner last night
<The_Doctor> stupid game

 
~nevball 468 <Randy> no one is dumb enough to set 10% surrender with lowest days
<Randy> holy shit
<Randy> 458 people are that dumb

 
~nevball 469 <ASP> randy deleted a lvl 13?
<weird> yup
<ASP> damn wtf did xc do?
<weird> hacked nev and pasted the contents of the directory
<ASP> ahh would explain it
<ItCouldBeBunnies> so he proved there was a folder called GayDwarfPorn?

 
~nevball 470 <Randy> y'all won. i decided to take down nev. not worth putting up with you guys for the amount of money it makes. gl.
* Randy (randy@216.19.47.79) has left #neveron

 
~nevball 471 <weird> continent is SOL:TD free
<weird> no S:TD's on my cont

 
~nevball 472 <jim> if pimp upgraded a raven it would remove the sensors and add a hatchet

 
~nevball 473 <ItCouldBeBunnies> I hear that HoC now produce a 4 piece jigsaw puzzle, which just has the logo "HOC War Victim - In the time it took to make this, Klien killed another Empire"

 
~nevball 474 <WingedPuma> unbelievable, ive been tricked by the AI AGAIN!!!

 
~nevball 475 <^Tzu-Theory> I spent entirely too much on this web-based text game...
<Lord_Victor_Frost> better than spending it on a woman
<WingedPuma> true, least you get something out of neveron
<Lord_Victor_Frost> exactly :P
<WingedPuma> downtime, bugs, death
<WingedPuma> with a woman its like a black hole - pile ya money into it, nothing seems to ever change
<ItCouldBeBunnies> hmm,.. so lets get this right,... you're all saying Neveron takes up all your time, drains your cash, keeps you up all night, and you all accept that in exchange for your time, effort and cash, you'll get screwed and you keep coming back for more? Randy has made an artificial woman and you're all pussywhipped

 
~nevball 476 <Ben_Holland> wow
<Ben_Holland> Randy is so awesome

 
~nevball 477 <Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> coward come back in this zone again and this time I'll kill a mech for sure!!!!!
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> except dont repair this time
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> packrats vs imps dont do too much

 
~nevball 478 <GwB> three way bug
<GwB> that sounds dirty

 
~nevball 479 <mattbot3> Item 127 of 322: 36 TX-L2 donated by Ben_Holland. Estimated cash value for this prize is $ 720,000,000.
<mattbot3> 65 available winners, rolling dice... roll is a 61. Congratulations to Hoppy!
<Ben_Holland> god damnit
<mattbuck> LOL
<pete> NICE PRIZE!!
<Ben_Holland> :(
<shas> at least hoppy can't hd them
<Ben_Holland> he'll find ways
<ghostrider> can't hd? watch for the next update :)

 
~nevball 480 <mattbot3> Item 142 of 322: 12 SNP-1 donated by JRR_Tolkein of the empire Highland Glucksberg. Estimated cash value for this prize is $ 216,000,000.
<mattbot3> 52 available winners, rolling dice... roll is a 19. Congratulations to mattbuck!
<mattbuck> yay
<ghostrider> matt got a snp comp. :)
<shas> whatever will you do with those matt
<mattbuck> uhm, i dunno, anyone want 12 snps?
<Elisius> I could use 'em
<JRR_Laptop{OTK}> me me matt i do
<FrostWolf_McCloud{CC}> figures im stuck with sarcasic people

 
~nevball 481 <Titania> you can put dp in my bra

 
~nevball 482 <Saint> No present from WWS this year we must have been bad
<Tombo_Baggins> did u find coal? that would mean u been bad
<Tombo_Baggins> if u got nuttin means he dont give a f#@%
<weird> after winning a duel last night I had a unit skill up
<Saint> no sold all my DP mechs into slavery
<Saint> thats the Nev lump of coal
<Tombo_Baggins> LOL. me, i got a ass rapin for christmas
<Tombo_Baggins> self to OOBD, then get raided my IO
<General_Maghetti{NC}> merry christmas!

 
~nevball 483 <X3> [Bob] <Elisius_Spys_Something_Stupid> Hoppy, I'm sorry I said those things about you, they were uncalled for [09:16] * Elisius_Spys_Something_Stupid is now known as Elisius_Sorry
<Elisius> Heh, I remember that. What an idealistic brainwashed n00b I was
<Elisius> And now look. I'm an idealistic brainwashed regular
<Elisius> Next I'll be an idealistic brainwashed veteran!
<Elisius> Them I'll be a jaded brainwashing elitist...
<mattbuck> you're still a n00b
<Elisius> No I'm not! I've been playing for a year and a half
<mattbuck> you may not be a newbie, but you are a n00b
<Elisius> :'(
<Elisius> Where's the love?
<weird> we practice tough love here
<weird> you wont get any so tough

 
~nevball 484 * Deathscythe (Kabouter_t@62.235.140.55) has joined #neveron
<Deathscythe> DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE FUCKING CRIT SYSTEM IN NEVERON, ITS USELESS? NOT FUN AND COMPLETELY UNREALISTIC
* Deathscythe (Kabouter_t@62.235.140.55) has left #neveron
<Elisius> O_O

 
~nevball 485 <weird> really sad to have to wade thru applications looking for people who are just trying to spy
<weird> be nice if i didnt have to reject some poor noob because i dont know him
<Fang> I nvr lied on my apps. told them exactly who I was
<weird> sadly not everyone is as honest
<ShadowMasterCM> shucks, you caught me!
* ShadowMasterCM stomps off to make a new spy empire

 
~nevball 486 <LtGenGwB[CoD]> books - who needs um
<mattbuck> ~8ball who needs books?
<mattbot3> mattbuck: Randy. It's always Randy.
<mattbuck> that one's true: "coding for incompetent twats"

 
~nevball 487 <weird> whatever happened to winnie
<weird> need to do one of those where are they now shows
<weird> like after an unsuccessful run at congress chet is now working at an adult video and comic book store
<weird> after serving 2 years in prison for multiple DUI's roxs now flips burgers at mcdonalds

 
~nevball 488 <buc`> Empire Level: District (4) 435
<buc`> Current Funds: $ -76,399,987,592 9444
<buc`> anyone want?

 
~nevball 489 <Wolfie> I can just feel that warm fuzzy nev love comming right back
<mattbuck> warm fuzzy nevlove?
<mattbuck> i think you mean chet

 
~nevball 490 <Wolfie> so has much changed in the last 6 months?
<Wolfie> has their been massive development work on the code to resolve some of the problems?

 
~nevball 491 <Elisius> Wow. The admins were/are/is/willalwaysbe morons

 
~nevball 492 <GC_Elisius_Von_Pryde[CW]> Lightning strikes the postman! In his chest!
<GC_Elisius_Von_Pryde[CW]> I hope that you remember / The things you had to say / It's just a supernatural delay
<jointedlimb> geez arden thats pretty good did you make that up yourself?
<GC_Elisius_Von_Pryde[CW]> What? I'm not Arden
* mattbuck slaps GC_Elisius_Von_Pryde[CW] around a bit with a large trout
<mattbuck> be quiet arden, no one likes a smartarse
<GC_Elisius_Von_Pryde[CW]> ..... Hmmm
<GC_Elisius_Von_Pryde[CW]> I hereby give ownership of Neveron to Mattbuck
<GC_Elisius_Von_Pryde[CW]> Because I am Arden. So I can do that >.>

 
~nevball 493 <Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> Attention owner of Marauderville - I demand you surrender the zone bordering xenos core to clan wolf forces immediately
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> You are being attacked as a warning. Failure to surrender this zone will force us to destroy your empires ability to produce... anything
<Xeno> wow, i am really gonna enjoy dowing paus with MV
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> [G3X-00] Gecko Scout Tank 2104 has been destroyed by I got a jar o dirrrrt!
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> In your face Xeno!!!!!!!
<Xeno> im gonna dow u soon paus :)
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> Come get some girlie boy!!!!!!
<Xeno> lol so suicidal - 950kbv vs like 4.5 mil
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> with codeman helping me pilot man... You dont stand a chance
<Xeno> Sewer Rats has begun a raid on you!
<Xeno> well im still semi drunk from friends 21st so im not sure if this is happening
<Xeno> or a wonderful dream

 
~nevball 494 <Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> wait wait... styk owns this zone on xenos core not Marauderville???!?!? ok ok Time out
* Khan|Precentor|Pausanian| makes a T with his hands
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> ok ok my bad I meant to hit Styk not MV
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> I am really really sorry about the mess, all troops back up we took a wrong turn, target was STYK
* Khan|Precentor|Pausanian| hits one of his deckofficers hat off
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> man YOU are never navigating again!!!
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> ok ok guys hey we need to stop for a sec k?
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> yeah ummm my bad ummm sorry [shrugs]
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> I think I hit the wrong button or something I really apologize to the owner of MV
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> would ummm the owner of Styk please declare war on sewer rats please?....

 
~nevball 495 <Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> just give me admin rights of that database
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> I will punish anybody who cheats either side with a nuke
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> cheating will drop off
<weird> and you think you wouldnt abuse it ?
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> me.... NO!!!!!
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> well ok maybe a couple randomly might [accidentally] fall on xenos gate
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> but aside from that I would never abuse it :D

 
~nevball 496 <{FWL-ISTAR}Invader> I was a wobbie
<{FWL-ISTAR}Invader> good times
<{FWL-ISTAR}Invader> good times.....

 
~nevball 497 <weird_recruiting> ok wtf
<weird_recruiting> i try and buy a mech and it tells me its not working, but 2 people have bought them
<Ben_Holland> The game is trying to tell you you have too much crap
<weird_recruiting> wtf got it to work but instead of putting the pilots i wanted in they went to 8/8
<Ben_Holland> see above
<weird_recruiting> and when i tried to claim 1 it tried to claim over 37 million people

 
~nevball 498 <vader> once i had anice fortifies island zone
<vader> i log in and wws has left a message saying he was testing things and claimed about 5 zones adjacent to my zone
<vader> thanks WWS!

 
~nevball 499 <Archer> i have a truck
<Archer> you guys got guns?
<TheStarchDefenders> got an airsoft gun :P
<Archer> we gonna go visit wws

 
~nevball 500 <SupermarketZombies> doh, why'd i take that nap >.<
<mattbuck> ~8ball why did smz take a nap?
<mattbot3> mattbuck: Because HoC paid Randy to make it that way.
<SupermarketZombies> wtf
<SupermarketZombies> I want a cut in that

 
~nevball 501 <Mother_Superior> so what are we supposed to do?
<Mother_Superior> get real lives?

 
~nevball 502 <Mother_Superior> Idle Time: 295003 minutes
<Mother_Superior> hooray
<Mother_Superior> at what point do i win a prize again?

 
~nevball 503 <Niki> :/ so is nev supposed to start working anytime soon?
<Metal_Head> been asking that question for 5 years now

 
~nevball 504 <nicklamer> nev down-ish or my browser acting wayward?
<ShadowMasterCM> laggy here nick
* nicklamer sinks down to his knees, folds his hands and starts to pray in the presence of a hint of admin activity

 
~nevball 505 <ShadowMasterCM> would i be correct in assuming that WWS didnt pop into chat while I was gone?
<ShadowMasterCM> wow!
<Seras> it's like you're psychic!!!

 
~nevball 506 <ReLoad> the best thign about wob, was the revolving door of leadership
<ReLoad> that and you could extort any number of billions out of chet with very little effort.
<ReLoad> it was like the school bully stealling WOB's lunch money

 
~nevball 507 <Rodon> Sometimes for no reason. I had 50 units mob in a zone with a garrison of 216 and those 50 are the only units there.
<Zirconium[STB]> maybe the soi messed up
<BearClaw> Sounds like you are a victim of the Ghost of Randy.
<Rodon> All zones in that area, a core area show 216 garrison.
<BearClaw> You forgot the formula. It is 216-(DP in the login next in alphabetical name to yours/the age of WWS's cat).
<Zirconium[STB]> actually, you garrison is 216 multiplied by the number of days wws gets laid a year, divided by the number of empires in the game
<BearClaw> .calc 216*0/8000
<Zirconium[STB]> his wife gave birth, its more like 216*1/10,000
<BearClaw> I'd have to see the paternity test to confirm the 1.

 
~nevball 508 <BearClaw> saying that most empires are inactive is funny. What must one do to NOT be inactive, when timer was broken, LC didn't work...?
<nicklamer> be in irc and get banned for calling WWS a dork

 
~nevball 509 <Elisius> You can get banned for calling WWS a dork?
<Elisius> Why is anyone in this channel then?

 
~nevball 510 <Wolvenhaven> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7868854.stm - reload, be careful
<John_Church> he is in southern aussie land
<Wolvenhaven> but if it floods really bad they could come for him
<Wolvenhaven> i wouldn't put it past randy to cause flooding in australia to try to get crocs to kill reload
<Wolvenhaven> that sounds like something he'd think was perfectly sane and a good idea

 
~nevball 511 <Merchant> anagram for wayward son: ya wars down
<weird> poem from WWS
<weird> Just finished reading your ticket, replying so you know where to stick it

 
~nevball 512 <Saint> crap I can't log into nev anymore
<Maghetti> congrats

 
~nevball 513 <Eggy> I do believe Randy is in the South of France so...............
<mattbuck> i always thought he looked french
<Snow_Fox> nuke france?
<ReLoad> randy fits right in in france, a complete lack of any personal hygiene

 
~nevball 514 <nicklamer> as training and battle skilldowns are down, can we assume that skillups working at triple efficiency?

 
~nevball 515 <Netheril> www.neveron.com: Most Kills in Past 24 Hours: Sewer Rats Kills: 27 Most BV Killed in Past 24 Hours: The Davinian Protectorate BV: 4,234
<Netheril> www2.neveron.com: Most Kills in Past 24 Hours: Jack Daniels Kills: 79 Most BV Killed in Past 24 Hours: Jack Daniels BV: 14,164
<Netheril> I always wondered what the difference was between those two

 
~nevball 516 <Xeno> i think i will raid tehran later

 
~nevball 517 <GC_Elisius_Von_Pryde[CW]> ~8ball Why do you hate us?
<mattbot3> GC_Elisius_Von_Pryde[CW]: You don't need to know why - just blame HoC. It's probably their fault.
<pendo> like I said, it never lies

 
~nevball 518 <Malachi> i knew nev had gone to shit when i called someone a cunt on the forums and people were just liek "yeah, true"

 
~nevball 519 <mattbuck> can anyone tell me what the character limit on unit names is?
<Kelly> if nev was up i'd commission something and let you know.
<mattbuck> down again? oh dear
<Iceman92> u dont know?
<Kelly> it was up for a week or so...it got tired

 
~nevball 520 <SupermarketZombies> anyone want to join ffa and get rocketed?
<Ben_Holland> no I'm busy watching the 250 phase 2500 BV fight
<Nash[SWR3]> invasion at its finest :)
<Kaptain_Nikoli_Von_Steiner> <--- with Ben on that one
<SupermarketZombies> i couldn't imagine caring enough about a battle to sit through 250 phases O.O
<mattbuck> are you sure you played nev?

 
~nevball 521 <Razion> Who is running Nev nowadays?
<Dee> no one
<GCmdr_Malduc_Icaza{CWM_Keshik}> Its been on a crappy version of autopilot
<Dee> which is remarkably similar to when it was being looked after

 
~nevball 522 <SupermarketZombies> http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/photo.php?pid=3511638&id=532175723 - if you can view it, i'm the one in the cat in the hat hat
<Archer> The page you requested cannot be displayed right now. It may be temporarily unavailable, the link you clicked on may have expired, or you may not have permission to view this page
<Dee> yeah i got the same so I figured you don't exist
<General_Maghetti{NC}> he doesnt
<General_Maghetti{NC}> infact your the only human that exists dee, your brain in a vat forever dreaming of the world around you!
<Dee> no, I'm actually omnipotent and you guys are just figments of my imagination to entertain me for a moment of eternity
<Dee> obviously neveron is an example of how much my imagination can suck

 
~nevball 523 <pendo> I've had one conversation w/ Hoppy
<pendo> ever
<pendo> Session Start: Fri Aug 29 16:23:05 2008
<pendo> [16:23] Session Ident: PrimusHoppy (AfterNET, pendo) (bleh@c-68-40-121-240.hsd1.mi.comcast.net)
<pendo> [16:23] <PrimusHoppy> COME FUCKING GET SOME
<pendo> [16:23] <PrimusHoppy> GROW A FUCKING PAIR AND COME FIGHT ME! PLEASE YOU WORTHLESS COWARDLY FUCK
<pendo> Session Close: Fri Aug 29 16:27:39 2008
<Warsign> sounds fun..

 
~nevball 524 <ShadowMasterCM> game admins...lol...right

 
~nevball 525 <Zakarius> Crap coding? In Neveron? Are you INSANE?

 
~nevball 526 <Zakarius> if Nev doesnt teach kids how to swear, then they certainly aint playing right.

 
~nevball 527 * Zakarius (A@78.145.174.192) has joined #Invasion3042
<Zakarius> Eggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
<Zakarius> And Redneck, and Reload, and you other lot of werirdos.
<Zakarius> And Churchy too... man, this is the old folks home for sure ;O)
* Ovie attacks Zak with a cane
<Zakarius> The old buggers from the days when Nev was fun and playable, with more bugs than an etomology lab.
<Armigilion> nev was fun and playable?
<Armigilion> I musta missed the memo:)

 
~nevball 528 <Razion> How are we going to regain ownership of Nev
<Dee> you're not
<Toast> destroy wws?
<Warsign> plot his overthrow
<Vulpix> just gonna have to let WWS get all his real life stuff figured out and then nicely and gently coherse him into becoming an active and positive admin
<Vulpix> and maybe convince randy to help oversee this as he's still primary owner

 
~nevball 529 <Dee> you know what they say about monkeys an typewriters
<General_Maghetti{NC}> they can create neveron?

 
~nevball 530 <Dee-noob> because I changed myempire's name to an image and can't do anything with it anymore
<Dee-noob> needless to say, don't change your empires' names to images
<Dee-noob> i can log in and do some basic stuff, but basically anything requiring the use of any tabs on the lower part just doesn't work
<Ben_Holland> can you change the name?
<Dee-noob> i just did, so I have to wait like a month :P
<Ben_Holland> lol
<mattbuck> niiiiice
<Dee-noob> i like the picture though

 
~nevball 531 <imirk> RTFM is juat ironic in nev
<imirk> it's like hey go get us some headlight fluid

 
~nevball 532 <shas> ffs why is this not working
<imirk> its nev?
<shas> o yea

 
~nevball 533 <shas> i guess wws didn't show up then :(
<toscotto> he was supposed to show up?
<shas> yup
<Zirconium> peel returned instead

 
~nevball 534 <toscotto> jesus has kept us waiting for 2k years, maybe wws will come sooner... then again maybe not
<Joseph> I think Jesus will return before WWS

 
~nevball 535 <shas> omg! updates!
<shas> there are none.

 
~nevball 536 <Frui> so any sight of the mystical one?
<Zirconium> yea, jesus came back to say hi

 
~nevball 537 <Netheril|Busy|pm> hmm, mistyped the url
<Netheril|Busy|pm> wws.neveron.com
<Netheril|Busy|pm> doesn't work
<Netheril|Busy|pm> figures

 
~nevball 538 <buc`selling_emps> what i love about nev is idf, multi range towers, and DP mechs like the rhino, pillager and nemesis

 
~nevball 539 <MrVaDeR> mad-4a should be a great mech in MBs version - no uber weps so should be available
<buc`selling_emps> same with grf-dest! it has no uber weps
<MrVaDeR> but its not a BT mech
<buc`selling_emps> so?
<MrVaDeR> grif DEST - see the DEST part :P
<buc`selling_emps> call it grf-buc then
<MrVaDeR> it has three nipples?

 
~nevball 540 <vader> i need 4000 dp, vader22 is the login, thnx
<Razion> Got it
* Razion sends 8 nukes into vaders empire
<vader> woohoo that took care of 8 tents
<vader> only 140 more to go

 
~nevball 541 <Kato_zZz_afk> heh joker is a buffoon
<Kato_zZz_afk> his brain is anti-hoc melted
<Kato_zZz_afk> I blame the extra heat from sleeping with a stuffed garfield every night

 
~nevball 542 <Razion> Im making some mech porn
<Razion> This is turning really really hot

 
~nevball 543 <Dee> i fought a -10 rhino. and made it miss once :D

 
~nevball 544 <RedStar> pirates hitting with 5% of an empire's bv is low, perhaps base it at 5%, but increase or decrease it depending on various factors
<RedStar> maybe 5% for the highest-level empire, 20% for the lowest, on a sliding scale
<RedStar> but 50k bv for a 1m bv emp -would- be nasty, if it's all jeeps :-P
<RedStar> or worse... swiftwinds...
<RedStar> and you'd be stuck with all that useless salvage unless you add comm equipment as a type of salvage
<mattbuck> you can get salvage from swifties? i thought you just looked at them and they crumbled to dust
<RedStar> well, wheels
<RedStar> and fur seat covers
<RedStar> those damn Crown air fresheners

 
~nevball 545 <mattbuck> Most Kills in Past 24 Hours: Cow Tipping Kills: 4 Most BV Killed in Past 24 Hours: Cow Tipping BV: 80
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> that was literally the Bv of tipping a cow

 
~nevball 546 <Khan_MJ_Vickers{CW}> didn`t realise you could "play" neveron there was always something broken when i tried :P

 
~nevball 547 <Bert> anyone know who runs the empire juggernaught?
<nicklamer> HoC
<Bert> a little more specific would be nice....
<nicklamer> well
<nicklamer> some swear word might be more fitting

 
~nevball 548 <jointedlimb> anyone else getting lagged to f*ck right now?
<KD> yes
<KD> it's Nev's menstruation time

 
~nevball 549 <jointedlimb> nev being laggy up the butt for anyone else?

 
~nevball 550 <Elisius> I am hungry and sleepy
<Elisius> But as no food is available
<Elisius> There is but one option
<Elisius> Neveron

 
~nevball 551 <pete[buying_dp}> emps for sale
<pete[buying_dp}> salvage for sale
<pete[buying_dp}> nevcash for sale
<pete[buying_dp}> soul for sale

 
~nevball 552 * killerfrog licks all in nev w his wet slimy tongue, coating them w his love slime
<Gunner> i coated my g/fs stomach with love slime last night
<Gunner> but that's prolly inappropriate

 
~nevball 553 <Rodon> Your bet of nevball.txt has paid off! Your pick has won and your bet has been returned, with your winnings. You receive a total of

 
~nevball 554 <President_Maghetti> but yeah, with nev for sale, and it likely to gain new ownership, should see the player base grow again
<Slord> i sold my empire for 50 bucks - still have 11 of it i never spent
<President_Maghetti> good time ti throw those 11 dollars back into the fray :-)

 
~nevball 555 <Hannibal> 2k+ duel anyone?
<Elisius> Hanners... No
<Elisius> But I WILL hug you
<Hannibal> how sweet

 
~nevball 556 * pete now paying for dp
* pete pimpin out mrs pete by the pound
<vader> how many pounds?
<pete> 300+
<vader> and hopefully mrs. pete doesnt = pete+wig
<pete> and hopefully she doesnt read logs

 
~nevball 557 <mattbuck> so... when do we kill randy?
<President_Maghetti> if we kill him do we still get to buy the game?
<mattbuck> well, I figure we kill him after sm buys the game, just to be on the safe side
<President_Maghetti> makes me think of this quote
<President_Maghetti> "Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"
<President_Maghetti> only replace king and priest with randy and wws :p

 
~nevball 558 <President_Maghetti> the hoc archive is sucha good read
<TheStarchDefenders> i read part of it cause i wanted to know what happend before i started
<President_Maghetti> and what DID happen before you started
<Shinagami101> Things
<President_Maghetti> and stuff?

 
~nevball 559 <Gunner> I quit WoW 3 times. Anyone wanna buy 2 80 paladin tanks? :)
<Elisius> Paladins are mechs, Gunner

 
~nevball 560 <Gunner> Cpt. Chetter NONE 1.53 8 / 7 / 7(6) / 8 / 8 hmm...imagine chetter being useless

 
~nevball 561 <ShadowMasterCM_afk> Bassy [my daughter] says she will play Neveron for 1 real month for every USD sent to her in the mail

 
~nevball 562 <mattbuck> quiet tonight
<pete> thursday night..all the studs are resting up for their big weekend date nighs
<mattbuck> so where are all the nev people then?

 
~nevball 563 <Niki> well also... women like to feel taken care of... and most guys like the feeling of being able to take care of a woman
<Gunner> ooo she is alive
* Gunner waves
<Gunner> I was thinking the same thing Niki, would you like to transfer to the sunny state of florida, attend USF perhaps, and let me take care of you?
<Niki> heh, well a sunny state like florida sounds better than gloomy idaho
<Niki> but i have someone to take care of me
<Gunner> sigh
<Gunner> does he have a lvl 12?

 
~nevball 564 <StarchyLuoWho> HOC quit attacking my faction or ill have to do something >_>

 
~nevball 565 <buc`> lol... just read pub mail, thanks modelo
<Modelo[AFK]> what happened? i havent posted a pubmail in awhile
<buc`> says from you
<Modelo[AFK]> it does?
<Modelo[AFK]> ...so it does
<Modelo[AFK]> sorry, my definition of awhile is 15 minutes

 
~nevball 566 <Kato_zZz> Cassie this game runs on the defeated spirit of old players
<Kato_zZz> You have to attach a special hose to your forehead while you play
<Kato_zZz> and it sucks out your hopes and dreams

 
~nevball 567 <Kim_Jong_Il> You might be a Nev addict if you have ever turned down sex (of any kind) because of Nev-related activities
<Kim_Jong_Il> lmao
<Kim_Jong_Il> i cyber'd with mags

 
~nevball 568 <Arden> kim go pilot
<Kim_Jong_Il> no hello, how ya doin
<Arden> we can have sex later
<Arden> go pilot now please

 
~nevball 569 * GwB (webchat@gwb.Users.AfterNET.Org) has joined #neveron
<X3> [GwB] >(
<Rodon> What's wrong GwB?
<GwB> I play nev

 
~nevball 570 <GwB> being a nev addict at times I wished the server would have blown up or just caught fire

 
~nevball 571 <Aetius> I'm going to have to order a large supply of geckos and mods to drop them....
<Aetius> no need for mechs, or larger tanks, since its all hd wars, taking 50 tents, never seeing combat
<Rodon> UNTIL EVENTUALLY YOU FIND BV.
<Aetius> eventually you find bv?!? OMG where?

 
~nevball 572 <Gunner> ~8ball Will Aetius get stomped into the ground?
<mattbot3> Gunner: There's a good chance.
<Gunner> I would say don't war tonight Aetius
<Aetius> would like to know who would stomp me into the ground :p
<Gunner> that I cannot say, I just know the 8ball says don't fight
<Gunner> you should be like Cassie and make love, not war
<Aetius> my general response is not appropriate for this channel

 
~nevball 573 <Gunner> hoppy doesnt pilot so much as whine
<Gunner> and cheat
<Gunner> and whine some more when his cheating doesnt work

 
~nevball 574 <President_Maghetti> I went to change the logins with access to my empire so they cant scrap stuff, and some other options i wanted
<President_Maghetti> did a complete moron make that list? it is missing so many options needed
<jointedlimb> well it was randy

 
~nevball 575 <Gunner> I bet if I bought all the Cicadas on the market I'd be unstoppable

 
~nevball 576 <Aetius> I'm crying to just be loved by all on neveron :'(

 
~nevball 577 <Dogmatic> I had an empire once. This morning, in fact. Appears someone ate it while I was out..
<Aetius> what was the empire?
<Dogmatic> Brigand
* Aetius whistles innocently and walks off

 
~nevball 578 <Rav> wow my mechs are the same skills as 3 months ago
<Wesley{ImpCo}{SG}> 8?

 
~nevball 579 <SaintMM> Paus just likes the carnage
<SaintMM> its just a game to him, so if there is nothing left of his emp its been a good war
<SaintMM> he used to do that to me - he would take my emp out for a run, destroy it, then give me an imp to pay for the damage
<SaintMM> I think he would wait till I had set it up perfect, thought about how to fight, then totallly use it the wrong way
<SaintMM> next morning a moth of work all gone, but I would get a nice shiny imp to start all over agian

 
~nevball 580 <SaintMM> Paus once gave me 4 atlas's to charge into 216 units no retreat
<SaintMM> in the end a gecko killed one

 
~nevball 581 <SaintMM> We came close to surrendering Xeno's Faction a few times but then Paus would do something strange. All he had to do was hold out once but he gets to excited and accidently surrenders Sewer Rats in a drunken charge on Xeno's core.

 
~nevball 582 <Aetius> I would hit hoc, but Im afraid the last 2 active members might gang me ;)

 
~nevball 583 * President_Maghetti enrolled
<KD> splendid, I like a challenge
<President_Maghetti> not many people who get their arenas hit by a starslayer say "splendid"
<Seras{ImpCo}> Mags...remember that most of neveron is under some daze and would bet on KD if he went up against an atlas with a wooden sword

 
~nevball 584 <Adrian> so after George W. Bush left white house he joined hoc...traitor

 
~nevball 585 <Dee> NEM-HOC01 Mattbucks Unspeakable Urges OK 4.47 3505 3 / 4
<Dee> fear me!

 
~nevball 586 <Aetius> oh nice, sat in FFA long enough last night to offset my 3 mill nev day omt from my winnings
<Aetius> thats the last time I commision a batt of mechs in a level 4. taking a while to catch up pop

 
~nevball 587 <Dee> also I'm trying to think of a good faction/alliance name
<Dee> I have a few ideas, but hard to choose, and since it's so expensive it has to be a good one
<Gunner> I heard he's gonna change it to Dee's Nuts, because he's a nutjob
<Dee> I'm partial to Dee Dee Consortium, but Dee's Nuts would be acceptable in a pinch
<Gunner> it has a certain flair
<Gunner> omg...I'm being hit by Dee's Nuts! I would come home every day hoping to see that in irc from someone

 
~nevball 588 <mattbuck> so.... who wants to send a nev mail announcing the neveron council
<Gunner> we have a council? do we get to vote randy off the planet?

 
~nevball 589 <Mithrander> i call neveron council treasurer
<Rodon> No one has any money, so no need for a treasurer. Sorry Mith :)
<Mithrander> how about naked picture taker? nude neveron
<President_Maghetti> I already have naked pictures of neveron players
<Mithrander> and you're not sharing?

 
~nevball 590 <Ravill> don't join neveron
<Cassie> No?
<Aetius> for your sake, dont lol. but it beckons from the darkness, come, join us.....

 
~nevball 591 <Eggy{CBS}> Bush = Randy
<mattbuck[NevLord]> that means wws is cheney
<mattbuck[NevLord]> and oh god shadowmaster becomes obama
<mattbuck[NevLord]> yeah this analogy isn't working
<Eggy{CBS}> sounds about right, cept bush and cheney prolly wash and change clothes more often

 
~nevball 592 <buc`afk> i think it was me who made you quit DD
<Dee> amongst other things
<Dee> there was always some people in hoc that seemed to make it known they didn't like me, so I got tired of it
<Dee> and then I decided to spread peace and apathy throughout nev instead

 
~nevball 593 <Dee> mattbuck has learned the zen of not caring about neveron
<Dee> it's the highest state of being

 
~nevball 594 <KJI> just like the good ole days
<KJI> actual talking
<KJI> an op abnusing the .k
<KJI> and random sexual jargon
<Cassie> When can I kick people out?
<KJI> you get ops when you've succesfully dp'd enough to pay for a new ferrari

 
~nevball 595 <Cassie> Wait is ravies good at that game?
<mattbuck[NevLord]> no
<KJI> no
<Ravill> no
<Cassie> O

 
~nevball 596 * Aetius yawns
<Aetius> morning victims
<Aetius> I mean good morning friends
<Aetius> I need to stop doing that

 
~nevball 597 <Dee> gilgoreth. i haven't seen him in forever, i wonder if he quit
<KJI> him and his wife had some real nasty problems, mostly revolving around neveron
<Dee> oh, really? Well that sucks. i liked him. me and him were in a faction together way back when
<KJI> started with nevcon vegas...when he was usposedly there, yet his wife went to vegas looking for him and he was in like colorado i heard
<mattbuck[NevLord]> she was annoyed he WASN'T playing nev?
<mattbuck[NevLord]> wow, that is a first

 
~nevball 598 <Pax> I loved Randy

 
~nevball 599 <Pax_Paradox> Can i program for nev? I am sure a drunk exarmy officer cant do anymore damage tot he game then there already is

 
~nevball 600 <KJI> i got surendered last night when i won

 
~nevball 601 <Pax_Paradox> You know what.... its a issue of balance and fairness... and the Admin made it so... in admin i trust

 
~nevball 602 <KD> Nev not working
<KD> brilliant
<KD> that's gonna mean a big push forward for my thesis :-9

 
~nevball 603 <Adrian> y the phuck everything broken in game?
<Adrian> nuthin updating right...
<Totem> thats neveron :D

 
~nevball 604 <Dee> anyone wanna lend me 2.6 billion?
<Dee> I wanna build 2 tcs. I will pay you back in love and respect

 
~nevball 605 <Ben_Holland> my FFA unit skilled up...

 
~nevball 606 <Pax_Paradox> and see how 99.99999999% of the people that are screwed up in one way or another have something at specific developmental stages in life
<Pax_Paradox> get screwed with sexual at 2-3years old, and girls devolope that childish voice deal.....get screwed with at like another age and they seek out abusive relations
<Pax_Paradox> I know why I am the way I am
<mattbuck[NevLord]> because you played nev
<Pax_Paradox> yea WWS touched me
<Marauder> next time, tell him to work on neveron instead

 
~nevball 607 <buc`afk> im going to take my boys on the train this morning i think
<nicklamer> buc, training is down
<nicklamer> oh... your 'boys' aren't your mechs i guess

 
~nevball 608 <Pax> I only duel for sex

 
~nevball 609 <kingleonidas> hmm, need to lose about 14 tons
<Tai> did you try the gym?

 
~nevball 610 <Alexander> man, they sure did screw this game for money
<Alexander> like a backwards hooker

 
~nevball 611 <Alexander> good lord, i would give my 3rd nut to have old maint programs come back
<President_Maghetti> you have 3 o.O

 
~nevball 612 <Tai> omg seth was so nice, and good at tickets

 
~nevball 613 <Randy> it looks like i dont understand exactly what this code i wrote does

 
~nevball 614 <Tai> i remember rox, he got the last nuke in nevcon.
<Gunner> shut up
<mattbuck[NevLord]> gunner doesn't like the n-word tai
* Gunner cries for the 269676 citizens who died

 
~nevball 615 <buc`afk> .addpeon Planck
<Planck> Wow, you know things are bad when I'm a peon.

 
~nevball 616 <Tai> .8ball Do you have sex with mattbot3?
<X3> Tai: Most definitely.
<Tai> .8ball Do you wear a condom?
<X3> Tai: Never.
<Tai> .8ball Did you get viruses from that?
<X3> Tai: Yes.
<Tai> .8ball Did you spread that virus to the neveron server?
<X3> Tai: Most definitely.
<Tai> .8ball Did you to it on purpose?
<X3> Tai: It's hard to be sure.

 
~nevball 617 <KJI> is sending in a ticket stating neveron is broken bad?

 
~nevball 618 * Hydro walks in sits on nevcouch with sum nevchips and watches nevtv
<Eragon> soo... your chips have no flavor, yoru couch has tacks in the coushins, and your TV only plays reruns?
* Hydro throws the remote at eragon
<Eragon> im sorry, it doesnt come with a remote

 
~nevball 619 <hamtaro> who wants to start a pool
<hamtaro> for the best
<hamtaro> working game
<hamtaro> EVER!
<Tai> that disquallifies neveron

 
~nevball 620 <Damon> I just got a pop up message that the map page was in french and google wanted to translate it

 
~nevball 621 <Tai> why doesnt ShadowMaster just duel Randy in a trial of possession for neveron?

 
~nevball 622 <Tai> Im good at predicting randycode.
<Ravill> ....
<Ravill> no one can predict randycode
<Seras> not even randy while staring at the code
<Damon> lmfao that sums it up completley

 
~nevball 623 <Chill_Pill> why is this game broken?

 
~nevball 624 <Tai> Mythicwarfare is pretty fun.
<Tai> you can tell randy made it, I die a lot.

 
~nevball 625 <Kato_zZz_afk> WARNING! You are logged in with limited access. This is a result of: insufficient admin activity.
<Kato_zZz_afk> whawhawhat?

 
~nevball 626 <Pax> AFK going to attack neveron Server hosting companys building

 
~nevball 627 <KJI> you guys just need to stop being os selfish and start coming up with ideas for the betterment of dp whores, not the whole game

 
~nevball 628 <Tai> im going to dress up as obama on halloween. BOO!
<Rare_Hunter> im gona dress up as randy...

 
~nevball 629 <Rare_Hunter> i think the neveron servers have been moved from zone 0,0 to land of dispossessed

 
~nevball 630 <J-NaDa> Oh. So the game is broken then huh?

 
~nevball 631 <Rare_Hunter> why does daboss want wws real address? hmm. kick his arse maybe?
<Wesley{ImpCo}> Most likely wants to liberally apply his own brand of justice, though I suspect it would be verbally worse then any physical punishment he might manage :)
<Metal_Head> just force him to play neveron
<Metal_Head> that would be torture enough

 
~nevball 632 <Tai> Why did the Wobbie cross the road?
<Tai> Because he wasn't about to be outdone by a chicken this time.

 
~nevball 633 <Tai> ~8 is J-NaDa gay?
<mattbot3> Tai: Probably.
<J-NaDa> Once you've been in WoB you're branded for life

 
~nevball 634 <J-NaDa> sweet!
<J-NaDa> and 4 jeeps!
<Prinz_E> use a promo code like ticktockticktockboom
<J-NaDa> crap, i forgot about promo codes
<J-NaDa> that would've been another 5m right?
<Prinz_E> 10m
<J-NaDa> crap. I quit

 
~nevball 635 <Jimmi[SG][THC][FWLM][NC][HoC][> look at me
<Jimmi[SG][THC][FWLM][NC][HoC][> im cool

 
~nevball 636 <Gunner> then there was the time we discovered mines were appearing in the water zones...

 
~nevball 637 <buc`afk> man... WWS is an ass

 
~nevball 638 <J-NaDa> I'm going to wage war on my factionmate
<J-NaDa> also my next door neighbor
<J-NaDa> 2 lances of 4 and 5 gun jeep SRMs and a lance of jeep MGs - one 5 gun and 3 8s
<J-NaDa> hopefully 4 nev days of training will improve them all to skill 2

 
~nevball 639 <Pax> I shot the Sherrif....
<Pax> I shot the Sherrif....
<Pax> BUt i did not shoot the war server....
<Pax> .... SPRING BREAK ...... WHERE ARE MY BIKKINIS AND BEER!?
<Damian[SG][THC]> WWS is wearing it, and drinking it
<Pax> I'd **** WWS for a War Server
<Damian[SG][THC]> id pimp you to him for a war server :P

 
~nevball 640 <Gunner> I placed 8144 geckos into the recycle queue and I got 0 minerals back
<Gunner> I go shafted out of 111890 BMs, 50395 Combs, 25384 PMs, and 6295 REE from the geckos. Can I please have my minerals, and can this be looked into so I can continue to do my part to reduce the number of useless tanks in the game. Thanks.
<Gunner> I then closed my ticket so they wouldn't look in my recycling queue and see the thousands of useful tanks I was hiding in there to avoid the unit cap
<Gunner> I figured...111k BMs, or 1K ontos

 
~nevball 641 <Gunner> I wish I could get paid a couple hundred thousand a year to sit and do nothing productive
<Gunner> kinda like Randy :)

 
~nevball 642 <jointedlimb> everything is broken
<jointedlimb> except the login part
<Zombies> nev has blue balls
<J-NaDa> I think it's fantastic
<J-NaDa> Peace and prosperity for all
<Blue_shoosting> yea make a game called peace and prosperity and see how many people play it :P

 
~nevball 643 <J-NaDa> I want a level 13
<J-NaDa> Is anyone giving one away?
<J-NaDa> Warning..... You may find that soon after the empire would have 0 bv

 
~nevball 644 * President_Maghetti throws neveron into the sun
<ghostrider> trying to shine some light where it never shined before?

 
~nevball 645 <J-NaDa> when there are two red exclamation marks in your zone that means the enemy retreated there, right?
<Marauder> or there is mech salvage
<J-NaDa> I think the Abandoned Tower retreated into my zone somehow

 
~nevball 646 <J-NaDa> is anyone giving away an emp with ~$500m to nevball.txtb+?
<J-NaDa> If you don't mind I'd like 3 of them
<J-NaDa> not too many
<J-NaDa> just 3

 
~nevball 647 <ShadowMasterCM> ok ok, both factions have a big penis, can we put away our rulers now?
<mp00> but ive got the new combo 'ruler/circumcision' measurer
* mp00 puts the old style school paper cuter away
<jointedlimb> you measure and then hit it with the ruler?
<mp00> have to cut it off then send it away to be precision measured
<Prinz_E> ouch
<mp00_afk> ive got the stapler to put it back

 
~nevball 648 <Wayward_AFK> ok i think i totally just fixed the game

 
~nevball 649 <Prinz_E> ok which 1 of you lot is responsible for breaking the game this time
<Eragon> i blame Frui
<Prinz_E> its WWS revenge for being put out of a job
<Frui> its not revenge, this is why SM bought it, to turn it off and put us all out of our misery

 
~nevball 650 <Death_Tornado> i wish someone would just turn the game off
<Death_Tornado> then i can leave forever
<Death_Tornado> all problems solved

 
~nevball 651 <ShadowMasterCM_Doin`HappyDance> once servers ship to NY, randy gets on a plane and comes here to set up and hold my hand and teach me all the fancy admin tricks
<ShadowMasterCM_Doin`HappyDance> like how to send canned respones to help tickets

 
~nevball 652 <Chibi-Blaze> is there a game on here you can play or is just a big chat room?

 
~nevball 653 <Jake> wanna do a 2bil jeep duel?

 
~nevball 654 <Elisius> If my dad joins HoC that will make dinner awkward

 
~nevball 655 <ShadowMasterCM_Doin`HappyDance> i imagine my time in chat will become rather limited once i take over, and chat logs are such a pain in the ass to try to use to organize facts and such
<Absolute_Zero> in other words you'll be in hiding from everyone and their demands?
<ShadowMasterCM_Doin`HappyDance> see you understand already

 
~nevball 656 <Absolute_Zero> do you know what became of birdland?
<buc`afk> pecked to death id assume

 
~nevball 657 <Aetius> how about you all USE tactics to defeat units, instead of crying until something is added to do it for you?
<Isotope> Like dumping ammo on allied peoples stuff Joe?
<Aetius> oh no rhinos! add towers! oh no towers! add snipers.......
<Isotope> How bout just abuse logins?

 
~nevball 658 <Modelo> the trick is
<Modelo> to never login
<Modelo> that way nothing breaks!

 
~nevball 659 <Aetius> you believe that I am now nicer than I was right Archer?
<Arch> i wasn't around when you were the cruel and mean joe, but you are nice now :)
<Aetius> thought I accidently burned your empire last time...
<Aetius> it was an accident, I assure you
<Aetius> Archers Avengers right?
<Aetius> see, my men got lost on the way to the bar, one of them was carrying a torch, he dropped it, set an empire on fire
<Aetius> purely accidental
<Arch> completely understandable going from one bar to another
<Aetius> yep, it happens

 
~nevball 660 <Aetius> people I hate with every fiber of my body, I talk into joining neveron. Therefore, their lives are ruined also.

 
~nevball 661 <buc`afk> Game Updates: Neveron is constantly changing and improving. Click the Updates link for important information.
<buc`afk> makes me laugh every time

 
~nevball 662 <Pax_ad_Bellum[CW]> Neveron Loves me in ways only coding can say

 

 

 

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