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<mattbuck> I've set mattbot up to model the RNG
<mattbuck> type !rng <value to hit>, eg !rng 5
<Crazy_Saint> !rng 7
<mattbot2> Crazy_Saint fires a Small Laser at Pirate Infantry, needing 7, rolling 4! A miss!
<Crazy_Saint> !rng 4
<mattbot2> Crazy_Saint fires a Small Laser at Pirate Infantry, needing 4, rolling 2! A miss!
<Crazy_Saint> wow, it really DOES model RNG!
<Crazy_Saint> !rng 4
<mattbot2> Crazy_Saint fires a Small Laser at Pirate Infantry, needing 4, rolling 3! A miss!
<Crazy_Saint> !rng 4
<mattbot2> Crazy_Saint fires a Small Laser at Pirate Infantry, needing 4, rolling 3! A miss!
<Crazy_Saint> its uncanny
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<Tilly> !rng -2
<mattbot2> Tilly makes a piloting check, needing 12, but rolls a 3 Mech falls!
<mattbot2> Tilly is hit by an unforgiving piece of ground on the front side, location H for 4pts
<mattbot2> Tilly is hit by an unforgiving piece of ground on the front side, location H for 2pts
<mattbot2> Tilly is hit by an unforgiving piece of ground on the front side, location H for 5pts
<mattbot2> Tilly has its head destroyed by falling!
<mattbot2> COCKPIT DESTROYED! THE PILOT IS KILLED!
<mattbot2> Tilly has been destroyed by falling!
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<mattbuck> anyone here got a quickdraw salvaged they'd be willing to sell me?
* aussiegolfer checks
<aussiegolfer> seems not
<aussiegolfer> musta left it in my other trousers
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<jake> ok people
<jake> who wants to duel
<jake> i am new to this game
<jake> and i am not sure how to move
<jake> but i need to see if it works..anyone?
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<Damz> y dsnt randy live with the server?
<Nihil> He used to, then he got drunk and had sex with the server and thats where Seth came from. So WW said no more servers in Randy's house.
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<Duckie> what are friends for?
<Quack> target practice.
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<Raptor> ugh laggy damned nev
<Willy> it doesnt lag
<Willy> thats a feature
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<Wayward_Son> .k mattbot2
* mattbot2 was kicked by X2 (<Wayward_Son> You're outta-here, mattbot2!)
<Wayward_Son> that is way innapropriate guys
<Wayward_Son> no more
<Gunner> thank god...
<Wayward_Son> take that over to #nev_porn
<Gogilitan> please tell me thats not actually a channel
<weird> theres a nevporn?? sweet!!
<Capreolus> yeah, weird, didn't you see the Chet=Peel vids?
<weird> err actually on second thought that thats just twisted
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<Chetter> hello all
<Chetter> I am drubniljk
<Chetter> and tired
<Planck> as usual
<Chetter> p[klanvcjk you sexy bitch
<Chetter> I luib tou
<Chetter> your awsoime
<Planck> I know
<Chetter> when you comeinfg tyoui to mb
<Chetter> nh
<Planck> not 100% sure yet
<Chetter> I muss you
<Chetter> 'as dioer we akll
<Nightmare> chets speaking ex-german btw
<Chetter> nin her cvoujz zoa reix berlinsr
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<mattbuck> Fixed a bug where Randy was being a dork. lol
<Tigre> yeah
<Tigre> didn't work apparently
<Tigre> send a bug ticket:
<Tigre> "randy is still a dork"
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<Jaxom> anyone have LVL 5 rep facilities? I kinda broke my mech.....
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<Rebel> is there something wrong with neveron?
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<Gunner> congrats on your "win" macca
<Macca> ?
<Macca> wheres ur unit
<Gunner> it never entered
<Gunner> you win
<Macca> ?
* Macca scratches head
<Macca> what happened?
<jake> you "won"
<Macca> hmm
* Macca wont complain
<Macca> go randy!
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<aussiegolfer> hey zak
<Zakarius> Hey Oz
<aussiegolfer> whats doing?
<Zakarius> Just wondering what in the name of all the slimey scumsucking crap NevCom is up to?
<Zakarius> Ahh, stuff em anyway. HoC can deal with it.
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<EVIL> ok, noone know what dp is???
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* Snabbit breaks down into a heap in the corner and crawls into the foetal position coupled with the fact that life is meaninglessly depressing and neveron simply destroys the simple joys in life which otherwise would give meaning to the relentless absense of normality being a computer addict has caused
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<J-NaDa> if i was level 10
<J-NaDa> i would be big
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<mattbuck> right now i'd kill to headcap pirates
<mattbuck> holy fuck
<mattbuck> M-FR-1DB-1 Inferno hits Pirate Mech with a PPC on the head for 10 points
<mattbuck> M-MAD-4A-1 Death of Reason hits Pirate Mech with a ML on the head for 5 points
<mattbuck> Pirate Mech has had its head destroyed by M-MAD-4A-1 Death of Reason!
<mattbuck> Pirate Mech has been destroyed by M-MAD-4A-1 Death of Reason!
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<Wondermule> how come everyone has sexual realtions with randy?
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<AC20Sniper> damn I'm glad STDs are not on the neveron RNG... I have sex once and get VD twice
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<CaBhaal> Fixed a bug with betting arenas through use of precision teamwork and cutting edge communications technology. Team Nev does it again!
<Shinagami101> lol
<CaBhaal> They figured out how to use the phone?
<Eggy> in other words tehy picked up the phone
<Malachi> seth jst did a "raaaaandy heeeeelp!" call
<necigrad> maybe someone should call the office and tell Seth the ISP bill is overdue or something, just to see what happens
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<Winnie> have some christmas spirit in barbie
<ggfr> BRB-00 doesn't actually fight, it just gets all emotional and cries in the corner at the sight of bloodshed
<aussiegolfer> usually deployed in lances with the KEN-9A, they make a formidible team
<aussiegolfer> optional accessories : BRB-00 camo pack (dresses and shoes) -- 5 DP
<ggfr> KEN-9A on the other hand is sleek and stylish with multi changeable dress
<aussiegolfer> BRB-00 Vehicle (Barbie Dream Car) -- 10 DP
<ggfr> WARNING must only be driven by Ken
<fyr3> BRB-00 birth multipliers - 4 DP Gives additional chances of BRB-00 getting pregnant
<Jointedlimb> BRB-01 (Barbie and Kens Ride) ::: Extreme warning this ride is very powerful and will frag any other mech battalion on Neveron
<ggfr> whats the chances of getting an extra KEN-9A or a BRB-00? 50/50?
<aussiegolfer> bit less. they have no genitals, you see?
<fyr3> artificial insemination!
<Mirror|rorriM> BRB-00 and KEN-9A Cloning Kit-20 DP
<aussiegolfer> cant be repaired in a normal repair bay ... needs a special BRB/KEN bay (Barbie's Dream Hospital) -- 50 DP
<ReNeGaDe> you know barbie and Ken broke up
<Winnie> it was ken's fault he turned barbie lesbian
<Mirror|rorriM> barbie is a lesbian!
<aussiegolfer> Ken had a critical failure on his "equiptment"
<aussiegolfer> -2 to all sexiness rolls
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<XIBIOUS> STR Stone Rhino
<XIBIOUS> NEM Nemesis
<XIBIOUS> PLD Paladin
<XIBIOUS> PLD Paladin
<XIBIOUS> HGN Highlander
<XIBIOUS> SK1 Shoki
<Tigre> hmmm
<Tigre> might have to negotiate on that one
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* Aetius|Buying_15962-dp is now known as Aetius|Buying_15961-dp
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<guest0563> im new to game i bought stone rhino how do i arena?
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<Matthew_Ace> klien, i'm up against jake's quickdraw
<Matthew_Ace> any advice?
<Matthew_Ace> =\
<Michael_Klien> Shoot it
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<Winnie> is randy tarared?
<Winnie> *retarde?
<Winnie> *ratarded?
<Winnie> *retarded?
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<xcoyote> As I keep saying, at least yours didn't need to make a pilot check after firing
<xcoyote> TWICE!
<xcoyote> AND fell over
<xcoyote> TWICE!
<xcoyote> with a piloting skill of 1
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<TheFifthHorseman> if you attack me im gonna sic chet on your ass so quick itll make planks head spin
<WhiteFang> No one is scared of WoB
<TheFifthHorseman> Im nopt talking about on nev
<TheFifthHorseman> Im talking about having him go to your house
<TheFifthHorseman> with some lube
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<Zakarius> I think my next bug ticket will be "Give me pirates, or give me Cake!"
<Zakarius> I eagerly await my cake
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<Capreolus> I dreamt that Klien decided to go back to the old meaning of the word Khan, which is Warlord. To this end, he declared himself Prince of England... and declared war on America, joined by some members of CSR who were living in Scotland
<Capreolus> and there were Mechfights over the Atlantic
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<Randy> i need to find my nuking program
<Randy> i think its called dubya or something
*** A While Later ***
<Randy> wow this is a neat page i made
<Randy> Dubya's Web Page of Fun
<Randy> Zone to Liberate
<Randy> ,
<Randy> Liberate Zone Now
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<Randy> Nuke Report
<Randy> Opressed people freed: 6,000
<Randy> Buildings renovated: 125
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<Randy> A nuclear blast scores a critical HEAD hit! AWS-8V 2 COCKPIT is hit!
<Randy> AWS-8V 1 was hit by a nuclear blast on the front side, location H for 30 points
<Randy> AWS-8V 2 was hit by a nuclear blast on the front side, location H for 30 points
<Randy> AWS-8V 2 has been destroyed by a nuclear blast!
<Randy> awesome 8Vs are just prone to head nukes i guess
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<Michael_Klien> A nuclear blast has been detected in zone 107, -184 of the empire Charles of Anjou!
<Gunner> Charles of Anjou...I just bought a 70 ton ULA off him 5 minutes ago :)
<Gunner> I hope the part shipped before the UPS depot got nuked
* Gunner pulls out his geiger counter before opening any mail
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<Eggy> Corvedale XX,XXX 2540 2540 274320
<xcoyote> can you still get 200k zones?
<Eggy> no
<Capreolus> so how DO you get building zones that big?
<Zakarius> Randy will tell you, in a hotel room, with the curtains drawn, and a cage of hamsters
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<Monica> hot girl looking to join a faction
<Shinagami101> i think you might be flooded with Pm's soon :P
<Khan_Jessica_Adama> Can you fight?
<gonville> Girls
<gonville> calm down
<Monica> <Randy> got double Ds?
<Monica> whos that pervert
<Monica> this game is sick
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<Chetter> hey WW
<Wayward_Son> go away chet
<Wayward_Son> nobody likes you
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<Invader> 2642049 MINUTES: 28 Foot Assault Rifle
<Invader> why i ask
<Invader> why?
<firescript> wow
<firescript> how you do that?
<Invader> i used fed ex
<Invader> to get my arf's
<Invader> they lost it
<Invader> usually i use UPS
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<CFY_Mystery_Revealed> I know why the yogurt was contimainated
<CFY_Mystery_Revealed> Peel said "Recently us here at WoB sold you our prize WoB cow winnie. He has had all his jabs and immunisations. No complaints have ever been recieved about the quality of his milk"
<CFY_Mystery_Revealed> He gave us a MALE cow
<Michael_Klien> ...Oh god
<CFY_Mystery_Revealed> I wonder how long Peel had been drinking his milk before giving it to CFY
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<j0k3r> randy = teh gayz0rz
<weird> randy's cool in person
<j0k3r> yeah
<j0k3r> i know
<weird> he bought my lunch once
<j0k3r> i swore at him and jumped up and down
<weird> but then i had to go back to his hotel room
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<Summoner955745> is there a way to get a unit out of training?
<Li_Ra> no
<pyro> wait
<Looking_For_Salvaged_Mechs> gotta wait the alotted time
<Summoner955745> so its unavailable even when I get attacked?
<mattbuck> yes
<Summoner955745> omg
<Summoner955745> I knew I shouldn't put my whole army into training for 56 days
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<necigrad> hey, I've got a stupid question. Did Randy forget about the Empire Classes, or is he actually working on them?
<GreenBeret> no and no
<CountWolf> that was a pretty stupid question neci :P
<necigrad> well, when it's about Nev, it's hard not to ask a stupid questin
<CountWolf> honestly, when was the last time randy actually finished an "improvement"?
<GreenBeret> vehicle movement
<xcoyote> When he nuked jake
<necigrad> CW, '99
<necigrad> and before anyone says Nev wasn't around in '99, I rest my case :-)
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<Ashen_Shugar> if we dont make CFs for stwr wars, theres no reason at all to make CFs for!
<Michael_Klien> Can we have a CF because you're a retard and can't even spell the word 'Star'?
<Michael_Klien> We'll have a 3 hour CF to get you Hooked on Phonics.
<Michael_Klien> And then a 3 year CF for you to understand.
<LtCol_Ashen_Shugar> its a typo, klien
<LtCol_Ashen_Shugar> w is next to a
<Michael_Klien> Not on my keyboard.
<Michael_Klien> Its up and to the right.
<Michael_Klien> So...now we need another 4 hour CF to get you glasses
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<Chetter> anyone looking for an order to join. Looking for new friends, looking for a reason to strap explosives to your body pm me today about joining wob
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<Michael_Klien> Is it bad
<Michael_Klien> to alpha strike a swiftwind with a Rhino
<Michael_Klien> on RTH -1s?
<Death_Tornado> No
<Michael_Klien> ok, good, because I just did it twice :P
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<Michael_Klien> Do I HAVE to put a WoB tag in my nickname?
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<Drizzcat> Hello
<Drizzcat> Anyone know a Good faction to join for an Empire that Aspires to be a builder?
<Eggy> wob
<Drizzcat> Word of blake?
<Eggy> yes
<Drizzcat> thank you muchly
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<Wayward> Neveron is down for maintenance and will be back up as soon as possible.
<Wayward> It is summertime..go outside and smell a flower or something.
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<Theseus> Sore, read the updates
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<Blueye> i wonder how Randy fixes probs like this....does he calmly calculate the errors and fix them line by line, or does he go into a trance like state and kick the server and pour steaming coffee all over it and laugh :P
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<Neko> And the real reason Nevcom is in vegas... staff + gamble = happy staff
<Roanoke> Mmm... hookers in Vegas...
<Lucifer> they're legal 2
<Neko> "What happens in vegas, comes home as an std"
<Kigai> what happens in Vegas, is spread at home?
<Neko> no no... "What happens in Vegas means you already sold your home to cover your debts"
* Neko watches staff member try to pay off casino debts in DP
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<Menelaus> 1000bucks says ill wake up with no units left cos of the crappy pirates
<Menelaus> if that happens, i will frown very hard at randy
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<Dag> Seems CNV died
<Lucifer> yea
<Lucifer> put 3 rhinos and a nemi on it
<Lucifer> a rd or 2 ago
<Lucifer> thats not good 4 anythings health
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<Wayward_Son> ok
<Wayward_Son> Randy thinks pikes are overpowered
<Wayward_Son> so we are gonna raise the DP cost to 40
<Wayward_Son> on par with Mad-4a's
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<Lumpy> and than when i wasnt looking, my 3yo bro scraped my mad-4a....
<pyro> lol!
<Lumpy> i was logged in and he started clicking around :(
<KD> see it positive
<KD> HoC didn't get the rep for that one :-)
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<Lumpy> jesus, nev was fine 4 years ago, why the hell do they add new shit, and make new bugs
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<Michael_Klien> You are at war with Maintenance rates suck
<Michael_Klien> Go me
<pyro> klien, are you having issues with maint rates?
<Michael_Klien> No... an empire named: Maintenance rates suck actually DoWed me :P
<pyro> lol nice
<Michael_Klien> So I DoWed back and hotdropped a batty of urbies on him :P
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* Randy is now known as Boycotting_Chat
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<Wayward_Son> <jointedlimb> i had an intrigueing idea last nite
<Wayward_Son> <jointedlimb> you want to hear it?
<Wayward_Son> i dunno how to respond to this
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<Wayward_Son> Dark_Elf. ok lets say i gave you two options. i would pay you a year and you could keep your favorite stuffed bunny rabbit, or I'd pay you a year and your fav stuffed bunny rabbit might get dirty...but I promised that I would make new outfits for all of your other toys
<Wayward_Son> that is the choice we have given you
<Dark_Elf> Wayward, I don't care about my other toys I want my stuffed rabbit damit :P
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<The_Doctor> Cost of Buildings: $ 1,369,072,248,487,220,000,000
<The_Doctor> fun
<The_Doctor> I'm trying to build a tower to the nevmoon
<The_Doctor> and escape the new land fees
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<KOOLAID> What kind of hamster runs this server anyway?
<Invader> a drunken hamster
<Maxxian> an old tired one
<weird> mutant space hamster
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<Jc> Randy!!! answer my DP
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<Randy> if you would like a few excerpts from several hundred lines of vulgarity, join nev_language :P
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<Zap> always good to learn more english :)
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<RedYeti> Donation Points (DP) Available: -628
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<mattbuck> I just found out why donations were up last month
<Pimp> yeah shade sent in a ton :P
<XIBIOUS> any other reasons ?
<mattbuck> yes
<mattbuck> I'm talking to a parent whose kid has spent over on nev in the past month
<mattbuck> apparently without permission
<Pimp> shade is going to get grounded now
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<CountWolf> okay...
<CountWolf> this is just wrong....
<CountWolf> i have 69 pirate inf
<CountWolf> all at hex 69,69
<Skyly> lol
<CountWolf> and they are 69 hexes away from my tower....
<Skyly> i think randy is trying to tell you something count....
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<Eggy> .setinfo I hear that they are hiring at the local Mickey Ds near Randy for a burger flipper. Just my opinon.
<Eggy> rofllllllllllllllll
<XIBIOUS> you know damn well he'd throw the burger in the deep frier to cook it
<Eggy> that was a post on sarna
<Devlin> No, he'd start to code it to make it better, get half way through, quit, and then fine all of the customers for overloading the fryers.
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<mattbuck> the US now controls Ontario according to my City by IP page
<mattbuck> IP: 65.48.1.43
<mattbuck> Country: United States
<mattbuck> City: Markham, Ontario
<John_Church> LOL
<Dan`> lol
<John_Church> I want to buy canada
<Nezmencht> damn my province is US-afied
<QuackWork> US just invaded Canada?
<gonvile> about damn time
<Tigre> it was a random fdow
<Tigre> now 25% of the canadian army has to move to mexico
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* X3 sets mode: +o Randy
<Uziel> wb randy
<Tigre> fdow
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<mattbuck> too late tigre
<Quack> you scared him off
<Tigre> just say fdow and he runs
<Tigre> because he knows the criticism is coming
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<xcoyote> Mr. President, the draw is in, this month we go to war with Russia!
<Accipiter> guess what China... the US spent the most to destabalize you
<Accipiter> so... you're at war with Britain now
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<Wayward_Son> ill take chet after this
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<Vainglory> oh god, im drinking to stay awake and play nev, and i have to work tomorrow, thats a true sign of a nevaholic, good thing im not denying it, atleast theres help for me if i admit it :)
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<Gravewalker> neveron, the game you love to hate
<Chetter> Its like cocain
<Chetter> earlier this year I had devolped serious coke addiction, yet I was able to give that up and dont even want it anymore. Yet I cant stop playing nev
<Chetter> proving nev is more additictive then cocain
<KD> It's cheaper
<Chetter> depends
<Uziel> you know HOW he stopped? he thought of all the Ravens and Rhinos he could get with the money he spent on coke
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<mattbuck> hah. armour multiplier upgrade on my 8Q. it now has 27 head armour instead of only 26, lol
<aussiegolfer> that could come in handy
<aussiegolfer> i couldnt count the number of times i've taken 26 points to the head, only to wish i had one more
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<Uziel> these rats are broken...zone has cross hatching toshow trapped rats (no theres no salvage before you ask) but its been like an hour or so and they aint done anything
<ItCouldBeBunnies> pirates are programmed to copy players,.. in that case, it's "arden"
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<Capreolus> Note to self: never try to color the entire noob faction of the maps, ever again.
<Capreolus> I expect it to be finished sometime around the next NH nevCon
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<St_Michael> who owned ASOUE again?
<St_Michael> they must have been a 50 cent fan, or taken a heap of 1kers from a 50 cent fan
<Dee> are you implying that 50 cent doesn't defend his 1kers?
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<Chetter> anyone have any clue how to get a zone to resolve that wont
<Dee> pray
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<Uziel> anybody else getting a wierd glitch with the total bets on the sally duel?
<Uziel> says ive bet on both acci and another emp called "Vatican"
<CountWolf> lol
<CountWolf> its just the church taking its tithe from you ;)
<Uziel> woo...
<Uziel> so there IS an advantage to atheism
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<Capreolus> did nev die again??
<Sente> yea
<Capreolus> grrrr.
<Capreolus> randy needs to stop living up to his name with that hamster.
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<Chetter> Pro Gay Rights Pride Mech 1 hits Anti Gay-Rights Group Assault Mech 01 with a LRM-20 on the head for 1 points
<Chetter> I gave the anti gay movment some head first round
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<Dracs> i got a -2/-2 starslayer as a defector in another empire
<Dracs> and....
<Dracs> it had 256 mil on it
<Dracs> yep so not only did he defect but he robbed a bank on the way out of town
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<ItCouldBeBunnies> i can't put my site up till randy says "yeah, it's cool! i won't be upset with you using neveron code on a site that doesn't have lag!"
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<Michael_Klien> Message from Cpt. Micheal MacLeod: "What are your skills? 3/3?"
<Michael_Klien> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<Michael_Klien> Message from Maj. Dolphin: "4/3...yours?"
<Michael_Klien> Message from Cpt. Micheal MacLeod: "-3/-5"
<Michael_Klien> Message from Maj. Dolphin: "hollllly shit"
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<Randy> .
<Li_Ra> .
<Zan> .
<Zakarius> The most poignient thing you;ve ever said, Randy ;O)
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<Wayward_Son> 8/17/3254 -- Ørder of the ßlack Ðrågon of VI attacks 1059, -245 of Frozen Chosen: Artic Dragons Galaxy of FC - CM (attack in progress)
<Wayward_Son> These are attacks by me for testing purposes
<Wayward_Son> please ignore them
<Snabbit> haang on, WW fiddling with xeno's emp?
<Snabbit> watch out WW we'll fwar you
<Wayward_Son> bring it
<Wayward_Son> i have a battalion of -10 rhinos with 30/50/30 movement
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<wags> hey ww, how are esplosion's dmg done? it is a roll?
<Wayward_Son> we add up all the ammo you have left in that location
<Wayward_Son> and then multiply it by 1,000
<Wayward_Son> and then delete your repair bay
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<Snabbit> i should've listed to that niggling voice in my head
<Snabbit> saying not to bet on creed EVER AGAIN
<Victor_Creed> hey I told everyone I been gettin bent over by the rng for 3 weeks now
<Victor_Creed> so do not blame me
<Wayward_Son> I love how the RNG can tell the diference beween players
<Wayward_Son> i wonder if there is an wasy way to harnes its power to more easily manage the 1 empire rules
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<Michael_Klien> Defending Empire Reloads Mom
<Michael_Klien> Buildings in Zone Yes
<Michael_Klien> Defending Force Information unknown
<Michael_Klien> Total Attack Cost: $ 16,394,000,000
<Michael_Klien> God damn Reload's mom is expensive.
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<John_Church> quick question too, why do engines and limbs require a 500 pop zone but other parts require a 100 pop zone
<Randy> um
<Randy> well
<Randy> ...
<Randy> I'm too tired to think of a creative answer :)
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<Sente> i think i'm suffering from one of the most f***ed up bugs in the game history atm
<Sente> i'm getting 1 - 2 too high to hit figures while the opponent is getting at best 4 too low
<Sente> started yesterday by me getting the too high to hits
<Marc> o_0
<Sente> and now in my duel a 0gun hbk had 3 to hit with SL after he moved +1, i moved +2 and range was 3
<Sente> so 4 too low
<nicklamer> sente..wanna duel?
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<WingedPuma> is HoC looking for a mascot? I can lapdance ;)
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* Arkidda now goes and dresses Chameleon up in a bright yellow leotard, a pale pink tutu and bright pink fluffy bunny slippers
<Chameleon> now I really look like a HoC warrior
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<Zakarius> Lots more great progress on quests today. The first one should be up and running tomorrow. Don't expect much <--- Hooray! Woot! Excellent! Impressi... Oh, wait, water hexes, right
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<pfx> Message from Sgt. Michelle: "thanks for killing my gf. This is Invader BTW, you kinda just knocked out her empire."
<Happy_Place> pfx just raped Invaders gf
<Happy_Place> thats sad
<pfx> thats pretty hot if you ask me
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<Xavix> can't we all just get along?
<Sith> sure, why not
<Xavix> wow....someone in nev actually said sure to that comment! lol
<Xavix> everyone always says something mean like shut up and let me burn ur cities
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<Xeolyte> all mention of the registration being optional has been removed from the updates
<Jc> all mention of nev working has been removed from my computer
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<mattbuck> Mech (40 ton) movement concept 0.0000 0.0 % 0.0006 / 10,000 (654,927,306 Nevdays)
<Big_Boss> the human race will be extinct by the time you're done
<mattbuck> that makes it... 4th may 181438
<mattbuck> You are hereby invited to a nevparty at 12noon 4th May, 181,438. LC transit will be provided, as will cake. RSVP.
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<KD> there are people on Nev who actually did NOT switch that annoying crawl off...?
<Hoppy> i like the crawl
<Hoppy> because of it i saw an attack on an alliancemate earlier
<KD> it hurts our eyeses
<Hoppy> dude, i look at a computer screen most of the day
<Hoppy> if my eyes bleed a drop or two more then usual
<Hoppy> so be it
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<ItCouldBeBunnies> I look forward to klien researching the Blackjack mech after the vindie though, and he has suggested to me that only I may purchase them from him. He won't have anyone else say they "bought a BJ from klien." However, now I've said this in chat,.. he might do heavy mechs instead.
<ItCouldBeBunnies> i doubt anyone would buy crabs off him though
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<Accipiter> wth is this
<Accipiter> ...
<Accipiter> WoB is trying to bankrupt me with treaties
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<Andy_T> anyone know how to ressurect for free using the subscription?
<Sand> 1st you grab a shovel, then you start to dig
<Andy_T> so necrophilia is involved?!
<Ben_Holland> Yep :P
<Andy_T> cool!
* Andy_T cracks out the KY
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<Peel> I heard that Randy started the cold war and Wayward tried to make it hot but Bill stopped it.
<Peel> Also that Randys other job is selling arms to Middle Eastern rebels and that he uses neveron for tax dodging purposes.
<Fang> bad thing about the arms he sold, they kept timing out due to lag. that's why they lost the war. And the rules for usage kept changing
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<Snabbit> anyone know how this new login thing works
<Snabbit> 'cause i went to add a pilot login to my main login
<Snabbit> and it turned my main login into a pilot login
<Snabbit> uh, help
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<Jc> so AI is borked or what?
<TJ> no just nev
<mattbuck> just lag
<TJ> who just commed 5k vehicles?
<Arkidda> I did, 3 weeks ago - the lag is just now catching up
<Arkidda> the Lag was lagged
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<Uziel> Wayward! I just thought of a great way to reduce lag AND increase profits! Create the "Neveron Gym." Get fat people to run in giant hamster wheels to power the servers, and have them pay for the privilege
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<ivarroland> hey hows the con going?
<Death_Tornado> pretty good
<Death_Tornado> peel n mal in bed together behind me
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<lordy> oh my god is a total wipe out here
<lordy> every space has something or some one sleeping in it
<ivarroland> this ain't wob, lets not talk about every space being filled
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<Gunner> So if i have 1 TC somewhere on the map, someone can go build a city 5 ziones away and just get my TC?
<Victor_Frost> Gunner, let me know what the coords are and I'll tell you ;)
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<Michael_Klien> keep mattbuck away from any sharp objects
<Michael_Klien> he might try to stab people
<lordy> you heard about peels little thing on friday ?
(Peel clothesined a girl on a bike)
<Michael_Klien> rofl yes was that girl okay? :P
<lordy> think so
<Michael_Klien> I mean it WAS funny
<Michael_Klien> but my first thought was
<Michael_Klien> "Did he KILL her?"
<ivarroland> i know nuting, nuthing...
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<Eggy> http://www.sixwinter.com/mattbuck/neveron/nevcon-pics/2k6/35.JPG <<< and who's the older guy?
<Zakarius> Sparhawk
<lordy> you love the spar eggy ?
<Eggy> he's a cutie :)
<Zakarius> Why does everyone refer to him as "The Old Guy"?
<Eggy> well he has gray hair :P
<Michael_Klien> Tell Spar he's on notice for being 'cute'
<Zakarius> Spar made Kliens Cute-List.
<Michael_Klien> not as bad as Zak for 'hot'
<Michael_Klien> but he's still on notice :P
<Eggy> lordy tell spar i'll snuggle with him any time
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<ItCouldBeBunnies> there should be modifiers based upon how cool you are as a player. You'll see cities begging to be subverted to some people,.. and players like macca and WingedPuma will be constructing cities that get taken over by noobs 20 squares away
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<Pimp> there wont be a game left in 3 months
<mattbuck> oh god i hope so
<mattbuck> i might go outside
<mattbuck> spend some time with my fish
<Michael_Klien> I'd have...
<Michael_Klien> dozens of hours per week to concentrate on school :P
<Michael_Klien> prolly cure cancer in a month or something
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<WardenWolf> If Nev had lag as a feature, it wouldn't work and performance would be great.
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<Doc_Giselda> what's up with nev today?
<Death_Tornado> nothing
<Death_Tornado> its all down :P
<Doc_Giselda> any reason
<Tigre> Randy programmed it
<Doc_Giselda> so just the usual then
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<Ago> why do some vehicles have so many armor if they get broken in two hits...
<Black> ego
<Capreolus> you know what it's like. All the guy vehicles are all "Oh, that Schrek has a bigger PPC than I do" and the girl vehicles are "Oh, I wish I had an LRM rack the size of that Ontos, then all the cute Snipers would go for me"
<Capreolus> the only reason Mechs don't get lucky crits is they're confident with who they are. You look at the Urbie. Sure, it's a short waddling tin can, but damn does it have a big gun, if you know what I mean
<KD> not much ammunition though :-)
<Capreolus> Urbies have never been good on staying power. They're more one-round stand kind of Mechs
<Capreolus> you know who I really feel sorry for though?
<Capreolus> the Hornet-WoB. Tiny LRM rack and one small laser. Why do you think Wobbies have had an inferiority complex for so long?
<Capreolus> Their flagship Mech can't cut it in any department
<KD> it's not the size, it's how you use it :-)
<{Bob}> while running away quickly? lol
<Capreolus> now imagine you're a cute Archer. Huge rack (of LRMs), long legs, the full works. Who would you rather go with, a diddy Hornet-WoB, or this fit as hell Atlas-HoC?
<Toontje> Yeah.. but the atlas can't jump!
<Capreolus> so they're not very flexible in their positions, and?
<Capreolus> the choice is basically small laser or Gauss Rifle. Heck, I think even the Hornet would go for the Atlas (we all know what those Wobbies are like after all)
<Capreolus> Hussars are basically the chick magnets of the Light Mechs though. So they're skinny (1.5 tons of armour? come on...) but they're fit (you would be too if you had a running speed of 14), and they've got one big gun that needs no ammo
<Capreolus> they can keep shooting all night
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* necigrad changes topic to 'Yes, Nev is down'
<Aschmo> Did Randy gamble the servers away in Vegas?
<necigrad> I dunno. Last I heard they were gonna have a poker game in Chet's room
<aussiegolfer> "poker"
<necigrad> the servers may have been the price to get Chet to keep his clothes on
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<Zakarius> Hmmm, the sim AI runs the timer. Its getting quite accurate now, isnt it? Its almost like duelling a real person
<Zakarius> Next it'll start sending me abusive messages, and claiming I cheat and sleep with chet
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<Tredesde> wow
<Tredesde> what a suprise
<Tredesde> macca is losing
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<KOOLAID> Someone explain to me how I went from a reasonable sane person to someone that shoves a giant piece of metal through my freaking tongue
<KOOLAID> Anyone
<mattbuck> you played nev
<mattbuck> you were never sane to begin with
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<Dee> WARNING! You are logged in with limited access. This is a result of: primary login for a sixth empire (2).
<Dee> In the last 2 minutes I apparantly made 2 new empires
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<Dee> if I were an admin, I'd quit so people would stop blaming me for everything wrong in their life
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<Death_Tornado> the decisions ryan, seth, sandy and co are faced with in the oc, and how they cope with there actions is just so gripping
<ItCouldBeBunnies> death tornado,.. are you in WoB-Homo at all?
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<Michael_Klien> .setinfo A nuclear blast has been detected in zone 0, 0 of the empire Frozen Chosen! | CONGRATULATIONS! You killed about a batty of units, and my income went up.
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<KD> mattbot, who nuked Frozen Chosen?
<mattbot2> MICHAEL_KLIEN nuked Frozen Chosen!
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<ItCouldBeBunnies> WoB's pedigree and heritage is not based around the philosophys of proud soldiers dedicated to blake, mass produced in factories. Instead, its more renowned for people with no social skills, inbreeding and male butt sex. Wob as a whole needs to roll over and die
<ItCouldBeBunnies> when people think of WoB,.. they think of Chet. When they think of Chet,... they think Gay. Microsoft did well stopping making anymore Mechwarrior games when most of their fan base think teh big bad enemy are all gay people
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<{WoB}Fish> what the??? in my arena.... there seems to be an evil me
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<Dee> 2/8/3258 12:10:00 AM -- Whiners of Whimpertown of none attacks 1010, 1051 of Harbingers of Cheap Tactics of none
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<Wayward_Son> GUNNER!!!!! This is updated with a list of all your geckos by zone. DELETE THEM!!! Send us back the list and we will delete the ones that are still listed on it. Remove any Geckos you want to keep! Which should probably be none of them!
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<Wayward_Son> ok since 2003-11-17 11:09:02.860
<Wayward_Son> can anyone guess how many logins there have been?
<Wayward_Son> not unique logins but logins period
<mattbuck> 1 million
<Accipiter> 18 thousand
<Llama> 2!
<Cipher> 10 million
<Accipiter> 2 430 518
<Wayward_Son> Boom! Go Cipher!
<Wayward_Son> 9,763,264
<Cipher> Ok what did I win
<Wayward_Son> 10 million logins from now people will look back and say 'there is Cipher, he guessed how many logins there were once. Wow. Let's DOW him.'
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<Greyian> Can anyone here explain to me how to play Neveron?
<Zakarius> You can get an idea of how to play nev by slowly hammering nails through your mousehand, while at the same time chewing on bits of rusty razorwire. Then, dip your genitals in a bucket of mousetraps, and hand your wallet over to Randy.
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<Victor_Frost> You have an estimated 34907 zones that currently show as being under your control, but not owned by you. The cost to claim them will be $ 34,907,000,000
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<Sid> where's randy
<Sid> I wanted to PM some more obsenities
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<TJ> my newbie jeep is the worst pilot around
<TJ> JEP-MG Newbie Jeep OK 0.00 -450 3 / 99
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<Malachi> guys
<Malachi> guys
<Malachi> gusy
<mattbuck> Malachi
<mattbuck> Malachi
<mattbuck> Malachi
<Malachi> this is classic
<Malachi> [01:34] <Sore> u some legion guy?
<Malachi> [01:34] <Malachi> im not legion
<Malachi> [01:34] <Malachi> ur being owned by mattbuck
<^Tzu-Theory> ROFL
<^Tzu-Theory> omg
* mattbuck dances
<Malachi> and its treu!!!
<Eggy> LOLOL
<^Tzu-Theory> that makes me happy
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<Canaris> heya Chet
<Canaris> surrender now
<Chetter> hi canaris
<Canaris> or i kill the fuzzy wobbly
<Chetter> your lucky I have ready made surrender forms
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<Arkidda> I will give Randy's Phone number for 1000dp
<Uziel> 1000DP....or scabbing a free empire and merging.....hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<Uziel> I dunno....doing prank calls on Randy IS a pretty exciting prospect
<Shinagami101> Uziel "Is your server running?" Randy "Yes it is" Uziel "Well You better go catch it!"
<Shinagami101> .... sorry couldnt resist :P
<Dee> Randy: Hello? Dee: is your refridgerator running? Randy: Yes it is. Dee: Then you must not have coded it!!
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<After> ~8ball when will i get laid?
<mattbot3> You'd better get a few more TCs
<After> hrrm
<PaLaDiN> lol
<PaLaDiN> after has to research sex
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<Proud> we need a rule "its not allowed to buy an empire befor you lost your 1st self build empire in LW" *g*
<Chameleon> lmao
<mattbuck> in that case I'm not allowed to buy any empires :p
<Xeno> yah same
<Knowy> no proud, its not allowed to buy an empire befor you win your 1st lw with a self build emp
<Proud> hehe
<Knowy> then chet couldnt buy anymore emps
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<Tilly> ~8ball why cant randy code?
<mattbot3> .Tilly_afk.: 42
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<mattbuck> rumour has it that randy now has a job
<zirconium> burger flipper in macdonalds?
<mattbuck> i think xeno said something about burger king
<vader> i think mcDs steams their "meat", so i would have to say Fry guy
<DEATHisNEAR> I think he failed the aptitude test for that one Zirconium
<DEATHisNEAR> he had to put the jumper on but did not manage it
<zirconium> he didnt get enough gold stars from mopping the floor and scrubbing the loo
<DEATHisNEAR> the floors were user errors
<DEATHisNEAR> not his problem
<vader> i was wondering why the drive-thru had been experiencing so much lag
<DEATHisNEAR> and the loo will be finished later
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<ghostrider> ~8ball will nev ever work right?
<mattbot3> ghostrider: Without a doubt!
<ghostrider> ~8ball when?
<mattbot3> ghostrider: It won't happen.
<ghostrider> ~8ball isn't that a contradiction?
<mattbot3> ghostrider: It is certain.
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<Havok> Empire Level: Dynasty (13) 5
<Havok> Current Funds: $ -1,134,438,842,865,318
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<Dee> i've been feeling weird since I had a wobbie cock explode from me kicking it
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* UT (m2@usedtire.Users.AfterNET.Org) Quit (G-lined by Krobar)
* Macca (maccastoon@ACCF4A43.ipt.aol.com) Quit (G-lined by Krobar)
* Havok (Havok@adsl-76-212-78-13.dsl.klmzmi.sbcglobal.net) Quit (G-lined by Krobar)
* Zis (kentonv@209.145.160.65) Quit (G-lined by Krobar)
* Draden (Draden@ip68-98-72-189.ph.ph.cox.net) Quit (G-lined by Krobar)
* CountWolf (dIRC@pvil-f-148.resnet.purdue.edu) Quit (G-lined by Krobar)
* Tredesde (Tredesde_A@Tredesde.Users.AfterNET.Org) Quit (G-lined by Krobar)
* vader (james_warr@vader.Users.AfterNET.Org) Quit (G-lined by Krobar)
* WobLackey (HH@c-24-16-200-255.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Quit (G-lined by Krobar)
<Malduc_Icaza> There go all the HHers
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<Gunner> hoppy can suck my big fat urby
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<Dawk> yeah, don't mess with my 11.....it has 4.4 mill bv in one zone
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<Dawk> Administrative Overhead (412,742,616)
<Dawk> Mineral Stockpiles (1,318,885)
<Dawk> Mobilization Costs (956,769,558)
<Dawk> Military Supply (1,690,250)
<Dawk> Military Maintenance (23,237,500)
<Dawk> Daily Net Cash Flow Subtotal: $ (-1,395,524,816)
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<Dawk> turns out that the OMT calc still works
<Dawk> SP Threshold: 20 What is this?
<Dawk> SP Remaining: -45,978 What is this?
<Dawk> Total OMT per Nevday: $ 158,613,754,219
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<Malachi> ok i reckon swing the jumpers south slighlty
<Malachi> to get defilade down that valley
<mattbuck> get what?
<Tigre> heh, Mal talking military terminology
<Tigre> Mal, ever find yourself out on maneuvers lapsing into Neveron terminology?
<Malachi> haha no
<Tigre> as in "get into PC, our stealth is better than their sensors :)
<Malachi> never had to shout "fucking lag"
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<Aetius> hoppy is a dead kid.
<Lord_Marshall_Mordur> well thats a straightforward statement
<Lord_Marshall_Mordur> congrats HoC you gained another ally in the Destroy Hoppy campaign
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<Proud> but i said "if he does not repsond, iw ill burn his empire to ashes
<Proud> he is save over X-mas
<Proud> i am not in the mood to fight over X-mas
* Grinch giggles at the irony
<Grinch> They have NAP's in Palestein that are working better than those on Neveron :P
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<mattbuck> Salvation Army fires a AC-2 at Maribu, needing a 12 to hit and rolling a 6. A miss!
<mattbuck> the sally army has really gone militant
<RedStar> mustn't be getting enough donations
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<KD> a nuclear blast hits [G3X-00] Gecko Scout Tank with a poor landing on the right side for 2 points
<KD> lol
<Tigre> landed on radioactive ground I guess
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<mattbuck> Platonian Empire scores a critical hit! AMMUNITION is hit!
<mattbuck> neveron EXPLODES! The pilot is KILLED!
<mattbuck> sorry guys. I killed Nev :(
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<Xeno> blah have to take gf to movies, pls dont take my whole core while im gone rofl :P
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<Fernando> Fully Restricted: YES for 72h 0m
<Fernando> he just surrendered
<Fernando> i looked at his empire :P
<Fernando> and it surrendered
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<AFK> who is randy?
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<mattbuck> i think legion has fought ONE offensive fwar
<Dee> hey - you did declare fwar! then again...DT was getting ganged on...
<Starborn> man that speech gets to me every time
<mattbuck> yeah, i know - why would ANYONE want to screw dt?
<Dee> I agree
<Dee> he's really not my type
<Dee> too much luggage in the crotch I think
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<Maghetti> bugs are a part of war
<Maghetti> hell I had a nev dream last night that we fdowed someone
<Maghetti> and even in that dream was a bug
<Maghetti> where our fl and another empire
<Maghetti> double cfed
<Maghetti> instant
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<mattbuck> Because of your fucking incompetence you`ve made Nev lose one of its greatest players. Tigre has quit because his lvl11 empire started an FWAR at 3000pc gains, and was thus assraped because it couldn`t be CFed. And what did you do? This is a known bug and has been addressed in updates. Bullshit Seth.
<mattbuck> You are a fucking moron. There were plenty of things you could have done, restrict him, reset surrender value - I KNOW they can be done because I`ve seen Randy do it. Instead you just bullshit us and cause him to lose his entire damn empire. THREE THOUSAND PERCENT. You think MAYBE that is an URGENT bug?
<mattbuck> Delete my fucking empire for this for all I care. If this is the sort of shit we get for trying in this game, it`s not fucking worth playing.
<Lumpy> yea the ticket is descriptive, and basically does address everyone's problems with the game
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<Dee> I've been playing freecell lately
<Dee> it's pretty fun
<Dee> no one comes in with uber cards and makes me lose then puts up a public mail calling me a little girl or something
<Dee> yay! I won
<Dee> in your face freecell!
<Dee> I'm actually on four in a row
<Dee> I'm on a roll
<Dee> I should be setting off a cease fire here soon
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<Death_Tornado> Guillotine scores a critical hit! AMMUNITION is hit!
<Death_Tornado> Anti-hoc Barcher has an ammo explosion! The internal structure has been damaged by exploding ammunition.
<Death_Tornado> Anti-hoc Barcher EXPLODES! The pilot is KILLED!
<Dee> sweet dt
<Dee> you made anti-hoc explode
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* Dee is now known as punctuation
<punctuation> that's right bitches
<punctuation> Time for me to teach you all the importance of proper punctuation!
* punctuation declares war on nevmail
<gobi> try not to upset anyone!
<punctuation> oh
* punctuation fwars out of the war on nevmail
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<Malachi> ok who defends a 1Ker
<Malachi> with 38 urbies
<Malachi> 4 TXs
<Malachi> an ontos n a hunter
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<Dee> so
<Dee> has anyone else had a hunter get killed by a land mine to the turret lately?
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<Lumpy> hmm
<Lumpy> i have snipers in negative time transit...
<Wayward_Son> Lumpy the transit process runs every real minute which is not synchronous with nevtime, so you can get slightly negative transit times
<Ben_Holland> -266 MINUTES: 11 Sniper Mobile Artillery.
<Wayward_Son> yeah thats not so slight
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<mattbuck> =IF(C$5>$B6,C$5^2,MAX(C$5,FLOOR(($B6^2)*IF($B6-C$5<3,2^(C$5-$B6-1),IF($B6-C$5=3,1/12,IF($B6-C$5=4,1/16,0))),1)))
<Sente> good to know
<aussiegolfer> well THERE'S your problem
* aussiegolfer points
<Bert> Yep, Somewhere between =IF and )))
<mattbuck> just been working out the formula for levels an empire takes up in a faction
<Aschmo> oh, do you really think they programmed the factions in Excel?
<mattbuck> no, but it's helpful
<aussiegolfer> clippy says : "It looks like you are trying to create an online game, would you like assitance with that?"
<aussiegolfer> Randy says : "Sure!"
<aussiegolfer> my lord, it all makes sense!
<KD> scary
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<Dee> The Faith of Dee was killed!
<Dee> I just lost my cplt-c1 and my emperor in perfidiosus
<mattbuck> why did you do that?
<Dee> because loopy's towers decided to target it
<mattbuck> you're attacking YOURSELF
<Dee> not much I could do really
<Dee> I would like to point out that the towers had a better shot on someone else
<Dee> I'd swear someone was piloting them to purposely kill the last emperor that had the name Dee in it
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<Dee> I came here to say only one thing
<Dee> trying to kill my towers in loopy with one of my other empires was quite possibly the worst idea I ever concieved
<Dee> I blame mattbuck
* Dee Quit (Quit)
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<Raptor> so u can pump money into an empire by dping for a mech and selling it to NASA?
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<Pausanian> Eat URBIE DEE!!!!!!!
<Pausanian> heheheheh
<mattbuck> what's dee doing?
<KD> eating urbie?
<Pausanian> hey mattbuck doesnt Dee own green machine or am I mistaken?
<Gobi> you are
<Gobi> he doesnt
<Pausanian> oh well then Dont eat urbie dee I baked this one for somebody else
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<mattbuck> All hail our lord and master!
<Toten> roflmao
<Xenobot> I am Xenobot. You will be ex-terminated!
* Chameleon slaps Xenobot around a bit with a large trout
<Xenobot> EX-TERMINATE!
<Chameleon> wow, it feels just like him
<redstar> no, it hasn't even fdowed someone yet
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<castro_the_cat> I thought we regarded KOS like Thai prostitutes - nice to look at, not a good idea to touch?
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<Tigre> quiet in here
<mattbuck> yes, but no matter
<Tigre> haven't seen DT online lately either.
<mattbuck> he has no internet
<castro_the_cat> I've noticed that neveron doesn't work as well when you play it using carrier pigeons
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<lordy> too much porn and not enought of it on nev :-P
<KD> I strongly believe that a lot of nev players jerk off, having the readout page of their rhinos open
<mattbuck> i have never done that
<KD> heh, you did it having the page of your BJ-DB open
<Chameleon> Rhinos aren't sexy enough, need a slimmer mech for that
<KD> the dervish has nice hips
<Chameleon> I like the rack on the Vortex
<Malduc_Icaza> I like big ones, the AS7 is for me
<KD> that bitch got an ugly face
<Chameleon> yeah, but the atlas has a head like a melon
<KD> didn't know you got a crush on the madeline albright type, malduc
<mattbuck> this is so wrong. next malachi will be going on about how he gets turned on from oil dripping down the long legs and big guns of a HER-4K or OTL-4F
<Chameleon> incredible legs there though, you have to admit
<Malduc_Icaza> OTT has GREAT legs
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<Wayward_Son> this is so retarded. I'm never installing updates again ever
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<Dee> on a related note, when should I expect to have full control over LODR DT
<Dee> I have some ridiculously complicated and stupid things to do with a level 10
<Dee> just remember though....you will probably come back to a different empire
<Dee> renamed Pretty In Pink or something
<Dee> and EVERY UNIT WILL BE A PINK NAME
<Dee> and of course it will be level 4 because I will make some bad choices and it will...well...blow up
<Dee> first plan: commision as many geckos, AIVs and hunters as possible
<Dee> all with pink names
<Dee> second plan: DOW xeno
<Dee> and send wave after wave of endless pink at xeno
<ghostrider> thats just evil dee.. give xeno and all his bp'ers eye strain :)
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* gobi slaps castro_the_cat around a bit with a large trout
* castro_the_cat licks up the delicious trout juice from his face, sidles up to gobi, and starts to purr
<gobi> hmmmm
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<Michael_Klien> Admin Reply:
<Michael_Klien> Thats pretty cool. And its true. And its not worth fixing. Have a nice day.
<Dee> lol
<mattbuck> what was that about?
<Michael_Klien> A bug that's still active, so I'd rather not discuss it
<Michael_Klien> it IS exploitable
<Dee> DISCUSS IT
<Dee> we must exploit things
<Dee> or else well
<Dee> we'll loooooose
<Dee> because we all suck and need bugs to win!
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<Michael_Klien> By: Randy
<Michael_Klien> Admin Reply:
<Michael_Klien> FC has been deleted.
<Michael_Klien> This ticket was permanently closed by the Admin.
<Michael_Klien> I find that hilarious cause my empire was 'Frozen Chosen: U.S.S.R" at the time
<Michael_Klien> And I was like "WTF?"
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<xcoyote> Engineering Vehicle ENG-3R hits HGN-732 4 with a --- on the right torso for 4 points
<xcoyote> lol
<KD> nice one, xc
<KD> you must be the first person for 5 years who gets hit by excavating equipment
<xcoyote> I didn't get hit by excavating equipment, I got hit by ----
<KD> that's four shovels
<xcoyote> and a garden rake :p
<aussiegolfer> no, a rake is ---E
<xcoyote> Engineering Vehicle ENG-3R hits HGN-732 4 with a --- on the head for 4 points, critical cockpit hit, HGN-732 cockpit explodes, pilot is killed
<xcoyote> :-O
<aussiegolfer> lol
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<Malduc_Icaza> my mechs in my salvage yard just vanished
<redstar> I had that happen once
<redstar> in the ticket response, seth said that the unit was listed as destroyed
<redstar> and refunded the 1 mil I paid for the OSR
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<castro_the_cat> It appears that I just killed my FL in the FFA. This is not a clever move
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* KOOLAID changes topic to 'Arenas are bugged, use at your own risk terrain related. | NevCon Vegas CANCELED! :( || Chat rules can be found HERE. --> http://www.neveron.com/nevhelp2/main.asp?BookID=7&ChapterID=2&SubChapterId=0&ArticleID=6'
<Nomad> nevcon vegas cancelled!?
<Nomad> well damn...there goes our big offensive against HoC
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<Michael_Klien> HGN-732 Chaotic Demise hits [G3X-00] Gecko Scout Tank 0036 with a GR on the front side for 15 points
<Michael_Klien> DIE GECKO DIE
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<Rankun> is seth on here
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<Metal_Head> My 10 Inch Schlong has an ammo explosion! The internal structure has been damaged by exploding ammunition
<weird> sweeet
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<Malachi> whichever situation you want the least
<Malachi> nev will put you in it
<Uziel> In that case, I really hope I dont find a battalion of salvaged DP mechs magically appearing in my main city
* Uziel watches a battalion of salvaged WSP-DSPs appear in his main city. Goddamnit.
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<rankun> i want sex
<rankun> there needs to be nevsex
<rankun> you have to pay 10 dp
<rankun> and you get "happy"
<rankun> and your empire moral improves
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<Uziel> we might be better off with the hamster as an admin and Seth in the wheel to power the servers
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<ReLoad> here is an odd stat: to give yoyu guys an idea of how much im learning while doing this: i replaced 45 lines of code with 2 today.
<Wolvenhaven> hehe - i love doing that
<Carin> That's awesome when you do that
<Malachi> if reload was randy it would be "i replaced 45 lines of coding with a whole new system that you will hate"
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<SCUM> Seth sent me 30mil because I lost 3TCs to a bug...
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<Gunner> Technology Breakthrough! Your researchers have discovered the secret of Sensor Power (8)!
<KD> neat. what's that for?
<Tumppi> that's a lot of rp
<Gunner> was gonna do ravens, but i calculated the ecm alone would take about 7 real years
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<Seth> blerp
<Seth> this is no ordinary love
<Seth> Hall and Oates rules
* Seth (webchat@216.19.47.69) Quit (Quit: Goodbye! (www.afternet.org))
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<mattbuck> if we add a y, then ReLoad_Programming is an anagram of Randy_Gargle_Imp_Room
<mattbuck> Now, I don't know what that means, but it certainly sounds bad
<mattbuck> oh wait, better one:
<mattbuck> Randy_Large_Gimp_Room
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<BearClaw> Man. turning on Invasion sure makes my Neveron run slow. Or was Neveron slow to begin with?
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<Wolvenhaven> what is the word for believing in evil
<Wolvenhaven> it is simmilar to nihilism
<ReLoad> i think its being a neveron subscriber
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<ReLoad> its not really my place to comment on our competitors, but... how on earth does seth still have a job?
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<ghostrider> ~8ball why do the admins like screwing the player base?
<mattbot3> ghostrider: That is beyond the knowledge of mankind.
<ghostrider> ~8ball how much do i need to donate before the admins treat me specially?
<mattbot3> ghostrider: Ask your accountant.
<ghostrider> ~8ball why do i ask such stupid questions?
<mattbot3> ghostrider: It is the way of things.
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<SupermarketZombies> ~8ball who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
<mattbot3> Randy. It's always Randy.
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<Maghetti> 800k bv of mine gone
<Maghetti> this is my new favorite bug ;)
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<Planck> Yea, I need some of those 24 hour a day BP'ers with no lives except Nev!
<Gobi> oooohhh
<Gobi> i got a life
<Gobi> i met a girl with 34G breasts
<Gobi> how cool is that
<Havok> I think they call that a cow, Gobi
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<Ben_Holland> MAD-4A Obliteration has an ammo explosion due to high heat! The CT internal structure has been damaged by exloding ammunition.
<Ben_Holland> MAD-4A Obliteration EXPLODES! The pilot is KILLED!
<Ben_Holland> Hoppy go boom while killing jeeps
<buc`> LMAO
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<Malachi> For just over 3 years now Seth has reliably held up the help ticket front which is a thankless job filled with grief and headaches to say the least. Thank you Seth and good luck with your family and future career.
<Malachi> McDonalds just got one crap employee
<Ben_Holland> He has potiental at McDonalds
<Bandit> he could be a future manager there with his excellent customer service skills
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<ItCouldBeBunnies> Randy,.. name one thing in this game that ISN'T abusable
<Randy> logging out :P
<Zap> if u think so... :p
<casper`> that was - you could put log out line in your unit name
<jaggeh> thats nasty
<Randy> ok there is nothing that isn't abusable :P
<Randy> i hate you all
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<St_Michael> wow
<St_Michael> world peace huh?
<St_Michael> nice bug
<KD> heh
<St_Michael> maybe randy should work for the UN
<KD> we could use that bug in the real world
<KD> Sorry, George. I had Osama in the crosshairs, but the trigger was bugged
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<mattbuck> wow, the whole of nev really hates legion...
<Dee> not all of it
<Dee> just hoc, anti hoc
<Dee> and independent factions
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<Dee> damn I hate it when people declare war on me but don't fight
<Dee> the fact I would kill their stuff isn't a good excuse!
<Dee> this is like waking up to someone giving you a blowjob only to realise it's your 95 year old uncle
<Dee> not that that's happened to me, mind yo
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<Dee> has anyone else noticed that no matter how much fun you seem to be having on neveron that as soon as you take a second to think about it you feel cheap and dirty?
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<Malachi> Current Zone: Macca Got Owned here (746, 278)
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* Chameleon changes topic to 'The Alliance meeting has happened, Malachi is now your daddy.'
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<^Tzu-Theory> okay real world situation, Guy hyped on drugs
<Reload> lets call him "randy"
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<Protege> This game sucks. NC sucks. FWLM sucks more. WOB Milk sucks the most. Wayward is Plank's little bitch boy, and I'm off like a prom dress!
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<weird> my fav is still when Chet got a visit from the FBI after making a call to england about how he was gonna nuke Gunner
<KneeDeep> wait, seriously?
<weird> yeah
<KneeDeep> jesus...
<weird> he said nuke on an international phone call
<weird> I think he said jihad too
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<Planck> Stone Rhino-WIE-1 Left Legs: 13
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<redstar> 12 hours until ezekiels foreskin uncfs
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<Toten> 10/25/3270 1:40:00 AM -- Atnas Zurc of TDL attacks 236, 80 of Living Death of ÐÐ (attack in progress)
<Toten> Cheeky bugger
<Toten> You have lost zone 236, 80. He killed Gecko Elite 5!
<redstar> aww, they were my second favorite gecko
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<Dee> eep, I just found a repair that would take 625 real days to complete
<Coldheart> because of the repair type or how the RB may be staffed/busy?
<Dee> the repair type, the bay and level of techs
<Coldheart> sheesh... a lot of stuff working against you there.
<Dee> well, you don't use a repair bay that won't give you back your unit for close to two real years
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* Archer is now known as WWS
<mattbuck> ~k wws You are my least favourite admin
* WWS was kicked by mattbot3 ([mattbuck] You are my least favourite admin)
* WWS (powerhouse@ACDC.Users.AfterNET.Org) has joined #neveron
<buc`> .k wws
* WWS was kicked by X3 ((buc`) Bye.)
<mattbuck> this is fun
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<Ben_Holland> ~8ball Where is Wayward_Son?
<mattbot3> Ben_Holland: The arse-end of nowhere.
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<rearly> if you put your own name into allow login box this removed primary
<Dee> ....
<rearly> then log out and will not be able to gain full access to empire
<rearly> i then clicked on remove in empire choices screen
<rearly> and this removed the whole empire from that login
<Dee> ok, can you see what you SHOULDN'T have done?
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<CountWolf> Pax: there is this town in Arizona that only has like 100 people
<CountWolf> they've been essentially isolated and static for 200 or so years
<CountWolf> and they're having HUGE problems with their genes now
<weird> yeah screw nuke tests nearby
<weird> its the inbreeding that screwed that arizona town up
<weird> i wonder if its called prescott
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<Chetter> I still play nev
<Chetter> discovered I was attacked last night and lost already
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<aussiegolfer> i have a shadowhawk with 33 HS, and 5 max heat
<aussiegolfer> traded his PPC in for heat sinnks
<aussiegolfer> useful!
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<Jif> wow
<Jif> so I just read the public mail for the first time
<Jif> ...
* Ben_Holland pats Jif on the back
<Ben_Holland> You poor person
<Jif> so
<Jif> um
<Jif> does anybody NOT complain about stuff in there?
<Jif> seems like it's nothing but people complaining because they got beat
<Jif> or claiming they can beat somebody
<Jif> I feel like I just wasted a bunch of time
<Jif> and for some reason the "Delete public mail" button doesn't work
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<RedStar woot, I'm gonna kill neveron!
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<St_Michael> [ONT-LRM] Ontos Assault Tank 1267 <-- sweet mother of god xeno, how many ONT-LRM have you gone through?
<mattbuck> 1266
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<mattbuck> ~8ball who is the legion spy?
<mattbot3> .mattbuck:. Rakah.
<mattbuck> ok, there we go
<mattbuck> problem sorted
<Rakah> ~8ball am i a spy
<mattbot3> .Rakah:. It is certain.
<Rakah> whats DT's empire again?
<Tigre> LODR
<Rakah> k
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<Murphy> GAH! this game is making me crazy
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* Chameleon gently pets Maghetti
* General_Maghetti purrs
* Accipiter licks Maghetti's
<Maghetti> its a hoc gangbang -_-
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<Canaris> i just realised my promo code is F**K Randy
<Canaris> no wonder my HOPS arent gettin coded :P
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<Tigre> dude
<Tigre> war killed GWB's approval ratings!!!
<Tigre> ironic
<Tigre> Mechs M-UM-GP-3 GWB`s Approval Ratings 4/5 370 501, 645 War
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<MisterHalt> There's no problem that an infinite number of Geckos can't fix
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<Murphy> ok... my panther just seems to have fallen over for no reason
<Murphy> must be a new feature
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<Ogre> hey all what the sit rep,
<GCmdr_Arthur_Breen> well we are sitting, and rep'ing
<GCmdr_Arthur_Breen> so not bad
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<Death_Tornado> whats up?
<Death_Tornado> gf still heretho so cant be nev active :P
<Dee> oh, tell her it was good
<Dee> wasn't the best I had, but it was passable
<Death_Tornado> lol
<Dee> on the bright side
<Dee> if you renamed all your units pink, you could say it was for love and your gf
<Dee> i just wish pilot logins could change empire names
<Dee> Pretty In Pink sounds much more intimidating than LODR
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<aussiegolfer> i gave my level 5 to hoppy, and he abused Randy in pubmail, and it got deleted
<aussiegolfer> within a fortnight of me giving it to him
<aussiegolfer> ^.^
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<Pendo> hehe this is sad
<Pendo> a 2.48m pop / 2.32m BV L11 empire
<Pendo> Current Funds:
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<Overkill> hmm, its friday
<aussiegolfer> it's clearly Saturday
<Overkill> its the weekend the time ppl go out drink party and relax...and let their guard down. i need to find one of their empires and destroy them...
<Overkill> its saturday?
<Overkill> where did my day go
<mattbuck> ~8ball where did Overkill's day go?
<mattbot3> mattbuck: In a town called Hypocrisy.
<Overkill> ive been drinking i cant drive out to Hypocrisy :(
<Overkill> even if i was sober, the damn Hippo's!
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<Archer> but i am missing 100 mil because nev is a whore
<Archer> an expensive one too it seems
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<Death_Tornado> ive noticed some mechs are turning pink
<Death_Tornado> this is what happens when i add dees login to my emp
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<Laura> I've seen three members of Nev naked. It's not pretty.
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<mattbuck> a nuclear blast hits Batboy with a poor landing on the front side for 3 points
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<Elisius> Who was/is Wayward?
<mattbuck> .setinfo http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com | <mattbot3> http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/peel8.jpg <Proud> looks nice | <Elisius> Who was/is Wayward?
<Elisius> Rather than making me feel retarded, why not answer the question?
<Elisius> I've been playing nev for about 2 months now, give me a break
<guardianprime> is WW who is the admin of nev who treats his livelihood like a second rate hooker
<mattbuck> Let's play Who Wants to Be A Millionaire
<buc`> A
<mattbuck> And the question, for 1 million nevdollars: Who is Wayward Son?
<buc`> no no, B
<mattbuck> A) A mushroom. B) Dracula's pet bat. C) The administrator of an online game. D) A biblical figure.
<Elisius> A, I'll go A
<Elisius> It's probably A
<buc`> its always A
<Elisius> A
<buc`> cant be C - would need to administer to be that...
<Elisius> Hahahaha! I don't even get it and it's funny
<Elisius> So he's the biggest Mushroom in Nev! How was I supposed to know?
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<Dee> Jesus Touches Little Boys hits Innocent Child with a punch in the rear center torso for 6 points of damage
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<mattbuck> 1/25/3272 9:20:00 PM -- Temple of Darkness declares war on Guardain Destiny REBORN
<mattbuck> 1/25/3272 9:10:00 PM -- Temple of Darkness declares war on Guardain Destiny REBORN
<mattbuck> 1/25/3272 9:10:00 PM -- Temple of Darkness declares war on Guardain Destiny REBORN
<mattbuck> 1/25/3272 9:00:00 PM -- Temple of Darkness declares war on Guardain Destiny REBORN
<mattbuck> 1/25/3272 8:40:00 PM -- Temple of Darkness declares war on Guardain Destiny REBORN
<mattbuck> honestly tigre
<mattbuck> you only need to dow once
<mattbuck> not once per attack
<Tigre> I wanted to make sure that he KNEW he had been dow'd
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<Van_Drusen> Technology breakthrough : Your warriors have found the secret of mass hoc slaughter!!!!
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<Arden> if anyone wants 5DP they can move all the units back to the main core from HG area, and spread them out
<Arden> not in the mood to do them with a laptop touchpad
<HD> lol. dont blame u either
<Ben_Holland> well if I had headphones to listen to my iPod I would
<Ben_Holland> so I wouldn't be bored to tears
<Ben_Holland> but I don't :(
<Ben_Holland> My cat ate them
<Ben_Holland> :/
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<Kato> I wonder how many trips to McDonalds nev has paid for Wayward this week
<Kato> I bet if he could afford a double quarter pounder instead of 99 cent menu he'd be fixing shit
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<Maghetti> and when i found out hoppy was in MY empire I freaked booted sand and hoppy and before hoppy was out of the empire he managed to get the jumper uber lance in a corner behind a batt of hunters
<Maghetti> the uber osr with 1 ct int
<Maghetti> vs shit skilled tanks
<Maghetti> not even a retard piloting could have done that with out trying
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<Mantis> wow Sol FL has more than 400 billions
<Mantis> 900 billions the faction
<Mantis> we need to start researching the BNK-R-001 --> bank-robber 1
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<Reload> randy and inspector gadet are very similar, they both break whatever they touch.
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<Tigre> Hoppy took this semester off university to focus on Nev. . .
<Sente> eh?
<Tigre> you didn't know that Sente?
<Tigre> he's at Michigan (my Alma Mater)
<Tigre> but no classes this semester. . .
<Tigre> just nev and his GF
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<Randy> no excuse for this much lag
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<buc`> then its 12 mil per
<buc`> you can do better than that
<buc`> put up for 10
<redstar> yer breakin myballs here
<redstar> I got an imp and 5 LCT to feed
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<TheMadMan> Empire Level: Superpower (12) 1
<TheMadMan> Current Funds: $ 47,868,841,878 1
<TheMadMan> Base Income / day: $ 67,370,702 1
<TheMadMan> Land Area (km2): 22,149 20
<TheMadMan> Total Population: 4,157,900 1
<TheMadMan> Avg. Citizen Morale: 7 1
<TheMadMan> Research Jobs: 1,037,176 1
<TheMadMan> Number of Units: 7,389 3
<TheMadMan> Battle Value (BV): 4,752,564 1
<TheMadMan> Reputation of Military: 1,764 1
<Pimp> let the ass kissing begin
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<Accipiter> that's 36 less MAN for Hoppy
<RedStar> hoppy couldn't be less of a man
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<Elisius> Hehehe, we invade little countries for FUN
<Elisius> We're like HH in real life
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<Ryuzaburo> warning, neveron may have the following side effects: erectile dysfunction, vomiting, anal leakage, low property resale value, decreased vision, various STDs, and death
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<Starborn> so what was Hoppy's exuse for being able to attack but not be attacked redstar?
<Starborn> besides well im a cheating sob and wws wont do anything about it so neaner neaner neaner
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<mattbuck> oh i wish it could be nevmas every day...
<mattbuck> when otk start screaming and DD begin to play
<mattbuck> oh i wish it could be nevmas every day...
<mattbuck> let the bugs ring out for nevmas
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<mattbot3> Item 171 of 213: 100,000,000 Nevcash donated by jake.
<mattbot3> 19 available winners, rolling dice... roll is a 5. Congratulations to proud!
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<mattbot3> Item 19 of 202: 4 HNT-0A donated by jake.
<mattbot3> 72 available winners, rolling dice... roll is a 54. Congratulations to Pausanian!
<mattbuck> lol
<TheStarchDefenders> lol something pausie can use
<Arden> just what he needs, more fking tanks
<mattbuck> paus should gave won jeeps or something
<ghostrider> those are too much for paus to handle.. send him geckos :)
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<Ben_Holland> I'm down 2 Saladin bats
<Ben_Holland> and up 4 geckos
<Ben_Holland> go me
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<mattbot3> Item 74 of 211: 36 HAR-P5 donated by Arden.
<mattbot3> 18 available winners, rolling dice... roll is a 12. Congratulations to Hoppy!
<Malachi> oh god
<Hoppy> WOOT
<Malachi> hoppy got pest tanks
<Hoppy> hotdroppers!
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<Kato> This raffle is a big example of how we the community care about neveron more than its owners do
<Kato> And I personally think it is awesome that so many people that "hate" eachother participated in an event without any rancor or problem, winning eachothers war good, and having a great time
<Arden> I owe hoppy tanks :(
<Kato> rofl
<Kato> classic
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<Pausanian> Thanks Hoppy you were the only person I knew on neveron who didnt cheat or whine
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<Ryuzaburo> nev is back
<Ryuzaburo> and look! no mechs!
<Ryuzaburo> hoppy strikes again!
<Ryuzaburo> oh wait no.... that's just me sucking at LW =(
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<Malachi> you can tell wayward is doing something
<Malachi> its lagging
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<mattbuck> is there still a #neveron_ops?
<weird> never was
<mattbuck> i swear there was... oh well
<Eggy> there was
<Eggy> LONGGGGGGGG time ago
<weird> least not in the few years ive been an op
<weird> oh wait we had one
<weird> #hoc
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<Gobi> thanks wws, although your gift very generous, i didnt realise quite how much id spent on the game last year
<Wayward_Son> well remember that the 10% includes bonuses
<Gobi> still
<Gobi> its no wonder my gf left me
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<Death_Tornado> i'd like to think of legion as more a democracy :P
<Death_Tornado> where decisions are discussed
<spudsrus> you got my vote on that dt
<Xeno> DD is more of a dictatorship
<Xeno> works much better that way :)
<Xeno> Dee recently tried to hold a coup and stole 2 bil from me
<Xeno> but i put the rebellion down
<Xeno> brutally.
<Death_Tornado> who runs dd tho xeno?
<Xeno> Peel
<Xeno> noone would have guessed it eh
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<gobi> neveron has been destroyed by The Church of John
<mattbuck> hoc has won
<Arden> game over?
<Arden> no bonus levels?
<Arden> :(
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<Aetius> nev still not loading for me, other sites do, just not nev
<Tigre> nev is fine here
<Aetius> hh must of hacked my machine, some how blocked my access to nev, and planning to kill my level 0! oh noes!!!
<Aetius> my noob jeeps!
<Bob> oh no not the jeeps
<Aetius> anyone else recently finnish a war and not receive anything from skill checks?
<Aetius> was 58 checks for my level 4
<mattbuck> you have a 4 eh?
<mattbuck> maybe it's that hh want to kill
<Aetius> other than fake fwars, you know only wars hh fights is vs empires they way outmatch, so Im more concerned about them hitting my level 0
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<Damz> hi
<Damz> training fixed?
<Ryuzaburo> kind of
<Damz> in wot way
<Ryuzaburo> in nev way
<Ryuzaburo> <_< so in other words, it's broke
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<redstar> Raid Plunder!! While raiding zone -47, 804 your troops looted $ 16,500!
<redstar> woot, go me!
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<Maghetti> MORE UPDATES
<ShadowMasterCM> woo hoo! Go go WWS!
<Dee> way to show wayward you're a liar Shadow_DPPool_afk
<Dee> you are obviously quite near to your keyboard
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<idolo> lol i love Gecko Scout Tanks
<idolo> it the best tank in the game LOL :p
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<Damz> randy was cool
<Damz> i miss him :(
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<Tigre> why is the mad Prone?
<Death_Tornado> dont know
<Death_Tornado> ai did it
<Death_Tornado> i thought it was quite funny really
<Tigre> pilot got tired, decided to take a nap I guess :)
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<mattbuck> gobi, found your cash yet?
<Gobi> yes
<NuMetalSucks> where was it?
<Gobi> in 70 towers i built for DT to kill
<Tigre> dee's pillow
<Gobi> forgot they cost 10mil each
<Tigre> lol
<mattbuck> wait tigre
<mattbuck> are you saying gobi's the tooth fairy?
<Tigre> you didn't know?
<Tigre> and Death_Tornado is the easter bunny
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<nicklamer> nev back up
<nicklamer> so stop the talking and continue betraying each other..
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<Hoppy> nev=flat lined
<Hoppy> hoc was messing with it
<Hoppy> trying to get it to crash so that jake's mechs would die on ABR
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<WingedPuma> omfg, i just got tricked by the AI
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<Wayward_Son> some jackass asked me if i want to sell my empire
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<mattbuck> Fusion 240 = not in my lifetime, 40805nd there
<mattbuck> wait, WHAT
<mattbuck> ~calc 40805/3650
<mattbot3> mattbuck: 11.179452
<mattbuck> wtf? I'M GOING TO DIE WITHIN 12 YEARS?
<Ben_Holland> Write that will
<mattbuck> f*** f*** f*** f***
<mattbuck> F***
<Sente> neveron research calculator, the ultimate authority in life expectancy estimates
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* mattbuck slaps aussiegolfer around a bit with a large trout
<mattbuck> done anything useful with the tech tree?
<aussiegolfer> worked out it's pointless to start researching anything
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<vader> Current Funds:
<vader> i invested heavily in dotcoms :(
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<Kato> Well, as unreliable as pubmail is, I kind of hoped HH's were for real :P
<Aetius> same place bush must of got his intel on Iraq having weapons of mass destruction eh, neveron pub mail.
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<WingedPuma> nev never had 24 hour battles. It was either over in 2 minutes due to a bug or 3 months due to a bug.
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<Kato> The only person I hate more than Hoppy is Randy
<Kato> I wouldn't give him ten cents for the bus
<Kato> Well I take that back. If I knew that bus would be driving off a cliff I would give him the ten cents
<Kato> but no more
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<ele> someone can explain to me, why a small laser needs more space in a tower than a med laser?
<MisterHalt> Compensating for having a small laser
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<Wolfie> ~looks confused~ what is this thing called "real life"?
<mattbuck> wolfie, turn off your monitor. that is real life
<ele> wolfie, it isnt implemented in nev yet
<Wolfie> ahh right lol, I get it real life is the dull bit where I goto work and have to deal with the misses
<mattbuck> yes
<Wolfie> less fun than blowing things up sadly
<Tigre> unless you can blow things up in RL. . .
<Wolfie> ooh maybe thats where im going wrong, I need a job that lets me make things explode
<mattbuck> wouldn't if i were you, you might end up hurting your wrists and being unable to type
<Tigre> you don't need wrists
<Tigre> Stephen Hawking writes whole books and such using just his mouth and a pointer
<Tigre> he'd probably rock at Nev
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* weird (weird@d75-154-88-192.abhsia.telus.net) has joined #Invasion3042
<WingedPuma> WEIRD?!
<WingedPuma> hell no, you arent having the southern galaxy in this game
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<GrizzlyViking> y'all will appreciate this
<GrizzlyViking> 12531 citizen(s) have volunteered to join the military! If you wish to add them as unassigned soldiers click
<GrizzlyViking> Civilian Population: 623
<GrizzlyViking> where are those people and why aren't they working! ;o)
<GrizzlyViking> time to break out the evil dictator firing squad
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<ScottyRox> how do I go about getting re-admitted to HoC?
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<Wayward_Son> since when do reasonable people play nev
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<shas> how large is the active neveron community now ?
<Pausanian> I can count 16
<Pausanian> but most of those are my other personalities
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<Zap> abr sucks i lost a 2/3 bmaster g and a 5/2 phawk k to a 1 man platoon arf.... i still have no clue how that could happen but im sure i faced rambo
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<mp00> i think nev was created specifically to keep retarded people who dont know they are retarded busy
<ivarroland> huh?
<Thadeus> mp00 is wise
<ivarroland> i don't get it
* vader <--forrest gump of nev
* mp00 adjusts his special helmet his mommy tells him to wear
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<gobi> hes not taken back zone either
<gobi> and ive got 2.5 hours to kill stuff
* gobi (r_viner@cpc4-lewi3-0-0-cust244.bmly.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Quit)
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<Aetius> I have decided that I need to spread the gospel to my enemies. So named 4 snipers, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. Spread the good news everywhere they go :P that and I was bored.
<mattbuck> do you have a mech called jesus?
<Aetius> I should lol
<Menelaus> it could hover on water
<Murray> I think Oh God would be better lol
<Aetius> You have had your head destroyed by Jesus!
<Menelaus> maybe jesus actually payed 100mil to convert water zones to land zones
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<Gunner> I am in HoC, thusly I lie, cheat, steal, eat babies, and sometimes, punch little old ladies in their taint
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<Pausanian> I had sex once while playing nev
<Pausanian> was my birthday though
<shas> i bet that played merry hell with your timers
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<Accipiter> hehe Pendo's new nick is fitting
<spendo> it's hardly new
<spendo> I've spent >150 billion over the past couple of years
<Tigre> just worry if it changes to DPendo
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<Wolvenhaven> we should all write in randy
<Wolvenhaven> and elect him president
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<Canaris> i just trained 100 mechs for 200 days. 8 skilled down.
<Ben_Holland> rofl
<Canaris> not funny Ben
<Canaris> those were the Imps.
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<mattbuck> Black Mesa Research has requested a Trade Alliance with you for the following reason: Requesting a TA to supply my level 0 with vehicles.
<mattbuck> maybe you'll find someone else to help you
<mattbuck> maybe black mesa
<mattbuck> that was a joke - haha, fat chance!
<Ben_Holland> lol MB, I just beat that game
<mattbuck> anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
<Ben_Holland> Look at me, still talking when there's science to do
<shas> when i look up there it makes me glad I'm not you
<mattbuck> I've experiments to run, there is research to be done, on the empires that are still alive
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<Canaris> i made a freakin 500$ donation
<Canaris> and i cant even get Hoplites coded
<Canaris> where's randy at when you need him?
<HELLrazer-> a crack house
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* Frui wants 2 IMPs, 5 GHR-5H and 1 TDR-5SE
* Tai wants a batt of rhinos
* Menelaus wants a girlfriend who will cook, sew and DP him a bat of rhinos for his b'day
* Slaine wants a cheese sandwich
* Menelaus would settle for a cheese sandwich as well
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<spinner> y r u not pissed nicklamer?
<nicklamer> didn't do anything nev related yet
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<Tredesde> Jeep JEP-MG II makes a piloting check needing a 10, rolling 6. Failure. Mech falls!
<Tredesde> Falling hits Jeep JEP-MG II with a particularly unforgiving piece of ground on the right torso for 5 points
<Tredesde> Jeep JEP-MG II has had its right torso destroyed by Falling!
<Tredesde> 3 points of damage transfers to the CT of Jeep JEP-MG II!
<Tredesde> wtf?
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<vader> Raid Plunder!! While raiding zone -318, -125 your troops looted nevball!
<vader> thanks HL!
<shas> you just looted more than all of my empires put together have in funds -_-'
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<Zirconium> i was forced into wob once
<Maghetti> you were forced to be apart of wob because the sex was so good
<Chetter> wob did have swinging partys
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<shas> okay my toe is bleeding
<shas> this is odd
<Archer> blood isn't supposed to be in your toe?
<guardianprimedotcom> don't die we don't have enough people playing this game as is
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<Maghetti> I got banned from #invasion3042
<Maghetti> for telling reload god made him sick for letting a login abuser like hoppy play his game
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* mattbuck sets mode: +e *daderk*!destenli@c-69-244-176-9.hsd1.mi.comcast.net
<mattbuck> we should be able to reinstate the hoppy ban now and keep daderk in but hoppy out, assuming they don't use the same irc clienr
<shas> um... what's stopping hoppy logging in on daderk's computer
<Daderk> shas to answer your question, one hell of a password :P
<mattbuck> lol. but...
<mattbuck> what's to stop you logging in and then hoppy garrotting you with a piece of piano wire?
<mattbuck> and then using your irc client?
<shas> he could dp repair you after
<Daderk> lol
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<Ben_Holland> ~8ball Where is Wayward Son?
<mattbot3> Ben_Holland: Somewhere in Afghanistan.
<TPIH> lol
<buc`> ~8ball where is Ben's balls?
<mattbot3> buc`: Can you keep a secret? Yes? Me too.
<buc`> good answer
<buc`> wait, i asked wrong...
<buc`> ~8ball where ARE Ben's balls?
<mattbot3> buc`: On n00b island.
<shas> typical, they're on n00b island while the rest of him is over here
<Ben_Holland> ~8ball Where are Buc's balls?
<mattbot3> Ben_Holland: Your interest in this subject matter has been reported to the FBI.
<Ben_Holland> uh oh
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<Dawg> can you research the Stone rhino design??
<jaggeh> sure but mankind will be extinct and the cockroaches will be playing nev and making fun of chet
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<weird> word of mouth is a huge draw
<weird> and the admins have pissed all the players off
<weird> im not sure of anyone who praises this game
<weird> other than to be a jerk when i say noone does
* Tredesde praises the game
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<Uziel> ive killed a -2/-2 120rep MAD-4A with an ARJ
<Uziel> ok, well *technically* it killed itself
<Reload> ive killed a 400 rep Rhino with a Twac.
<Uziel> 8 skill ARJ loader
<Uziel> I like mine better :p
<Reload> i then had a 80 rep twac :)
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<mattbuck> i just have this image of bush at the podium telling the world how the iraq war was login abuse
<Aetius> lol matt. wonder if Iraq is crying gangbang, fight fair come on we want a 1vs1 !
<shas> iraq's fwar with america has gone negative. nothing can happen until it gets reset
<Ben_Holland> I thought America FDoW'd Iraq?
<mattbuck> iraq can't recip the fdow because it's a single empire faction
<Totem> isnt iraq on noob island?
<shas> partly, that's why it's such a mess
<Alexander> see, hands down the best, quickest explanation ever
<shas> #neveron solves the iraq war
<Totem> yeah but atleast iraq has infy :(
<shas> america should submit a bug ticket and wait for a reply
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<Uziel> worst thing i ever saw
<Uziel> and Iswear to god this is true
<Uziel> was a 60rep Wasp in a level 2
<Uziel> I just looked at it and thought "ok, WHO bothers to spend THAT MUCH TIME using a wasp?"
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<Malachi> man i still remember that, clearly a zone of around 15 heavy and assault tanks with 1 STY, having taken a grand total of like 4 damage from beemer LRMs
<Malachi> only to be headcapped clearly the final vang A4 out of a hole :(
<KD> tanks were useful back then...
<Malachi> i cost Sandol 14billion that day as he miss-dropped on 0/0 :D
<KD> lol
<Malachi> i know its pocket change but it amused me
<KD> sandol never recovered from that financial disaster
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<Death_Tornado> but i have turned down sex with my gf before to fight a war:P
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<mattbuck> hey kato
<mattbuck> http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/nevaddict.html
<mattbuck> tell us how addicted you are
<Kato> 77%
<Kato> although mb you forgot an important one: "If you once weathered out a concerted mortar attack because you were responding to Hoppy in the forums." 5
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<mattbuck> my gf is 13% addicted to Nev without playing
<mattbuck> i do not know how this is possible
<Crazy_Saint> You need to add a line for, "You talk about Nev so much your friends and/or relatives who don't play can answer this survey"
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<Dobie> my daughter used to say "kill the red one daddy!" when she was 3
<Wolfie> lol mine says the same lol. shes 2
<Dobie> my daughter loves to watch the mechs move around the map
<Wolfie> I also get daddy your game is boreing put seseme street on I want to play elmo
<Dobie> wife is going to kill me for teaching her Neveron
<Dobie> when my wife nags I tell my daughter mommy is the red mech
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<Tobias_Moon> one of my son's first complete, well spoken sentances (about 5 years ago) was ' Daddy, your mech went boom boom '
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<Wolfie> the turning down sex acts for neveron is me too...I hate myself for that
<Wolfie> this is terrible but I've turned down a threesome to play this game
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<Accipiter> You might be a Nev addict if you have fallen asleep at your computer while in battle. 4
<Accipiter> <--- Arden :P
<Sente> thats macca also acci. he fell asleep during lw
<Accipiter> but did Macca drop 150 mechs because of it?
<Sente> well, he did auto abr a batallion of arf with a grf-dest. i think thats pretty priceless
<Accipiter> lol
<Aschmo> did he win?
<Sente> no
<Sente> he did not win
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<Sand> who was the guy that lost a nemi, twice, to inf abr?
* Accipiter whistles innocently
<Accipiter> that was me... but it was bugs
<Sand> right, sure :-P
<Accipiter> my NEM killed itself 3 times
<Accipiter> and the last time it got logged as ARF
<Accipiter> left me with a -48 rep NEM pilot
<Accipiter> at -1/-1
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* Wolfie pokes murray with a stick
<Wolfie> WTT my girlfriend for dp
<Murray> do not let her see that lol
<Wolfie> she wouldnt mind
<Wolfie> 40dp and I`ll video her dancing round holding up a sign saying murray is a sex god in her undies ;-)
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<codeman> wow
<codeman> i just realized that my 1 gun vee went up 7 skills in less than one day
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<Wolfie> neveron is a lag with game problems
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<mattbuck> HoC killed my goldfish. It was alive but now it's dead, and HoC did it. Discuss.
<Kato> Obviously your goldfish did something to deserve it.
<SeregDuin> we're coming for your hamster next.
<Dobie> The truth of the matter is that we NEEDED that goldfish for some hazing rituals of new HoC recruits. Please go to the pet store and get some more goldfish. We have more recruit training coming up. Don't worry about the cost. There is no charge for killing this goldfish.
<redstar> Your goldfish had been upgraded so many times, it had as many scales as a catfish. We had no choice but to put it out of its misery.
<Ben_Holland> That goldfish threatened my minnow farm. It HAD to die....jerk
<SeregDuin> I don't think you are giving us all of the information. I believe you have at least a company of goldfish hidden in various hd only fish tanks. How else could so many of us have killed your goldfish in so many differnt ways?
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* Uziel looks up his custom set firefox install for dealing with potentially dodgy websites
<Uziel> doesnt store cookies, doesnt run active X, and doesnt load pictures, audio or video unless I tell it to
<Uziel> I learnt my lessons from #HH.
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<codeman> when i first started playing i hded my best mech and it died
<codeman> so i hit the back button
<codeman> then i xed it off and went into my room and cried
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<shas> I think what I need to do is stockpile enough mechs, vehicles, completed buildings and trained crews to just jump straight up to level 6 and completely evade the dangerous 4-5 : P
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* Love_Me_Tender` is now known as buc`DP_4_sale
* Accipiter wonder where buc` hides whenever he asks to buy DP
<buc`DP_4_sale> cause i dont sell for nev cash
<mattbuck> ~8ball where DOES buc` hide?
<mattbot3> mattbuck: The arse-end of nowhere.
<buc`DP_4_sale> hey thats right
<buc`DP_4_sale> NZ
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<Sand> is training down?
<Dee> yeah, at least from everything I hear
<Saint> I think skill ups are still working though
<Sand> i think thats the only code in neve that has never stopped working
<Dee> it has
<Dee> I remember like two months it was down
<Dee> and then the update that it was fixed got people right full of sarcastic joy
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<Pausanian> Dees going down baby THIS TIME FOR SURE!!!!!!
<Saint> I see you found someone new to pick on. What did Dee ever do to you :P
<Pausanian> oh Im not trying to hurt dee hes just in DD and I couldnt hit Xeno :P
<Saint> I am afraid I am going to have to cheer for Dee he comes from my side of the Country
<Saint> I have made paus go silent. Its like magic
* Pausanian mumbles deserter
<Pausanian> no no its ok, I am rooting for Dee too :D
<Pausanian> AP makes 222 Geckos every 2 hours
<Pausanian> hes gonna need cheering :D
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<Hellkite> n00b island is like running around in a pitch black room. You run head first into a wall, get back up and try not to do that again.
<Hellkite> But what doesn't help is that there are lions, tigers, and bears with night vision goggles and submachine guns chasing you around, the room dimensions change wildly as the admins update the the game, the help file flash light shows you how to set up off-shore lobster traps rather than how to play, and you randomly pass out from buggy code.
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<Fernando> holy fuck..theres a zone wit woods in every hex
<redstar> I believe that warrants a Dee quote
<redstar> "Holy sweet titty fuck!"
<Malachi> every hex??
<Fernando> EVERY
<Fernando> Current Zone
<Fernando> Sherwood Forest
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<redstar> nev's breaking down
<redstar> want me to view weird's buildable zone list and kill nev once and for all?
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* buc`out is now known as buc`in
<Tredesde> hi buc`in. sup?
* buc`in is now known as buc`
<buc`> just woke up
<mattbuck> you put your left buc` in
<mattbuck> your right buc` out
<mattbuck> in out in out and shake it all about
<mattbuck> you see a nev bug and blame HoC
<mattbuck> that's what it's all about
<Tredesde> lol
<Tredesde> best. song. ever.
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<shas> hurrah
<shas> the game scrapped my hornet : (
<shas> my poor hornet : <
<shas> it was the one which had no name..
<Tredesde> ah yeah, its a rule. you mess up its gone
<shas> i deliberately set it to be scrapped rather than let WWS delete it
<shas> at least I've got its right leg, a medium laser and an LRM-5
<shas> i can remember it from those bits :D
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<shas> one does not simply dp into neveron
<shas> o wait
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<ghostrider> guess dee must be up for a vote on the sexiest nev players still in that game.. trolling for votes.
<mattbuck> i'd make my gf get an emp so she'd win... but i'd rather she like me
<mattbuck> tell you what, we will pretend that http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Icecreamlicker.jpg is mattbot3, and admit that as well as being the most helpful player, it is also the sexiest player
<ghostrider> best to keep your gf from the game. too many perverts like myself here.
<mattbuck> even though it doesn't have an empire
<ghostrider> well technically, a bot cannt be the most helpful player, since it's not a player..
<ghostrider> now get it an empire, then you can say that.
<mattbuck> it was voted most helpful player though, so you lose
<Dee> too bad you couldn't code mattbot to help you self surrender whenever you get into a war
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<aussiegolfer> Randy: You owe me 5 years of my life back, thanks.
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<redstar> heh, AP is leaving clan wolf
<Frui> yeah Netheril said earlier he was leaving CW
<Frui> think hes pissed at Pausanian for spending all his millions on public mails
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<mattbuck> humm, hoppy managed to raid an undefended zone
<mattbuck> go him
<Dee> yup
<mp00> must have taxed his skills since he didnt have to cheat
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<vader> <Randy> I hate Codeman
<mattbuck> woo!
<Havok> lol
<vader> <Randy> I also hate child support :/
<mattbuck> wait... is codeman...
<vader> nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!\
<Havok> lol
<shas> <Randy> Codeman, i am your father
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* jake slaps ShadowMasterCM around a bit with a large trout
<ShadowMasterCM> does jackie know that ShadowMasterCM is a emperor? wont he get mad he is slapping him?
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* GwB (webchat@adsl-75-26-22-40.dsl.scrm01.sbcglobal.net) has joined #neveron
<Tigre> wait - GwB? George W Bush?
<KD> eeeww
<Tigre> at least here he'll learn to do a war
<Tigre> and get his troops back home FAST
<Tigre> before someone else drops on them :)
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<Fernando> Maj. LCT-3V [5MP] NONE (Charger) -1.98 8 / 8 / 8 / 6 / 6(-2)
<Fernando> wow. just wow
<Fernando> Cpt. Juggernaut NONE (Griffin) 37.91 8 / 8 / 6 / 6(-4) / 6
<Fernando> Brigand NONE (Awesome) 9.87 8 / 8 / 8 / 6 / 5(-3) ----
<Fernando> Lt. Elyas [5MP] NONE (Awesome) 4.51 8 / 8 / 8 / 5 / 5(-2)
<Fernando> Maj. Malice NONE (Awesome) 18.43 8 / 8 / 8 / 6 / 5(-3)
<Starborn> hmm
<Mantis> thats a bit of skilling up fern
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<mp00> but never underestimate a nev players stupidity :P
* mp00 points to his own official nev players hat
<mp00> kinda looks like a dunce cap
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<shas> there must be some way out of here
<Tigre> nope. Nev is a black hole of time
<Archer> there is no way to escape nev
<Alexander> nope, i tried many times, it always brings me back
<Alexander> it starts with me just popping in to see whats going on, then i get roped bping, then BAM im hooked again
<trr> what we need is nev patches
<trr> ones we can stick on our necks or elbows or whatever
<Zirconium> hmm, sticking ground up gauss rifle shots and elbow grease might not be too healthy
<trr> is it any worse than playing nev all day?
<Alexander> i would think so
<trr> that's the addiction talking
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<shas> paus, instruct me in your tactics please, i wish to steal them
<Tigre> buy mass quantities of jeeps and such
<Tigre> commission, do not train, bore opponents to death
<Tigre> repeat
<shas> i like this plan
<AFK> hmm sounds like half of a rox strategy
<shas> what's the other half?
<aussiegolfer> cheat
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<Pausanian> dude I can buy a whole Jeep for just 1dp
<Pausanian> what a deal
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<Frui> i was told earlier that all americans have just been given to spend to raise the economy, is that thue?
<Tredesde> yeah, that was a stupid plan
<Tredesde> congress is full of morons
<Frui> everyone donates to NEV with there
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<mattbuck> ~nevball 65
<mattbuck> humm... why did it mute that one
<mattbuck> apart from it having "Randy" in it
<KD> there you have it
<KD> it's offensive
<KD> contains the R word
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<Fang> hey mb, do folks still find random mech salvage? or are you giving hope to the hopeless?
<DABOSS> i found some 2 months ago
<Zirconium> i know of someone who found some by claiming a zone just the other day
<Hannibal> i found a cat-c1 claiming zones
<Fang> I remember when I first started playing, a zone I claimed had some res and a research building in it.
<shas> my first and sucky empire i made money by waiting til others got deleted, them claiming their zone and stealing the arf
<shas> mm assault rifles
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<Totem> You have left a building. You needed to roll a 65 and rolled a 12. You do not take damage.
<Totem> wow
<Elisius> What the hell?
<Totem> i left a building, duh
<Elisius> I suppose that qualifies you as lucky, Tote
<shas> low ceiling apparenty
<Totem> limbo!
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<Maeuil> i only wish i could donate my house to neveron...
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* buc` is now known as buc`mb_4_nev_owner
<buc`mb_4_nev_owner> i vote mb to get an ownership share of nev
<buc`mb_4_nev_owner> and make real changes
<Seraph> that is almost scary
<Apples> ya it is
<Seraph> he'll make nev one big mattbot
<Seraph> during combat you'll get random Peel quotes
<Archer> if you abuse a bug you will then have your highest bv unit a pic of peel naked with a blurred area
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<Jake> i dont want to act conceited but
<Jake> i think i do have one of the most comprehensive understandings of the came
<Seraph> came?
<Seraph> i think you just lost
<Jake> game
<Jake> i'll use grammar check before implementing changes
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<Maghetti> i thought of a name for my new plan
<Maghetti> Opperation pull a alliance out of maghetti's ass :D
<mp00> lol
<mp00> so we going to call it chet? :P
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<shas> interesting thing for those who are talking about neveron and the future
<shas> i started in january and the game still got over 500 logins
<shas> now it's less than 400
<shas> it's now may.
<vader> well when it gets to 1 i claim victory
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<Kato> remember, Rick Astley will NEVER: 1. Give you up 2. Let you down 3. Run around 4. Desert you 5. Make you cry 6. Say goodbye 7. Tell a lie 8. Hurt you
<Fang> You know, perhaps Rick Astley would be the ideal admin for nev. Maybe we should ask him?
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<GwB> whats the best way to increase empire income without rippin the next guy
<KD> win arenas
<GwB> no
<GwB> thats how I increase others empire income
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* Elisius marinates GwB
<GwB> Im TASTY
<Tredesde> lol
<Canaris> wow wtf did i walk into?
<Elisius> A reaaaallly deep pool of fecal matter suspended in urine
<Elisius> Also known as Neveron
<Elisius> Or Tred's apartment
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<weird> so someone log into their favourite HL 12 and DOW me
<aussiegolfer> how long till you go back to having no internet access, weird?
<weird> 11 days
<aussiegolfer> damn
<weird> err i mean umm 30 minutes
<weird> yeah
<aussiegolfer> good
<weird> ohh no i can feel it going now!
* weird (weird@d75-154-72-120.abhsia.telus.net) Quit (Quit: Connection reset by peer.)
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<Proud> boobs...don`t forget the boobs ;)
<mattbuck> proud, I would code you the BO-0BS
<mattbuck> it would do nothing useful
<mattbuck> but would make all other mechs take a +2 modifier on BTH
<weird> proud got it pilot profile images with hot women
<weird> -10bth to be seen
<Mule> so their big?
<Proud> sex sells...replace all mech icons with hot chicks, and we will habve 10k+ logins per day *eg*
<Proud> DP mechs have...bigger boobs *g+
<Mule> i want to get the imp-dd its better than the imp-a
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* buc` is now known as buc`cheating
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<Hoppy> if anyone wishes to find EFS, we are relocating to #WoB
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* Totem{WoB}Precentor huggles mp00
* mp00 gives Totem some lubbin
<Totem{WoB}Precentor> u mean lube :p
<mp00> lubbin is lovin with lube :P
* mp00 goes back to hiding from the wobbies
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<Codeman> Armor: B CRITICAL_SUCCESS repair successful, and additional armor was added!
<Codeman> whoooo
<Eragon> must be a french techie
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<shas> did you know the force of a dolphin's ejaculation is apparently strong enough to decapitate someone
<Codeman> id figure that was a walrus penis
<Hoppy> lets try it
<Hoppy> i will volunteer codeman to do it
<shas> i'd ask where you got a dolphin from, but you're WoB so anything's possible
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<federico> im having issues with neveron :-/
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<Daderk> :P i submitted a help ticket about the arena bug
<Daderk> lets see if it ever gets answered.....
<Archer> it won't
<Seras> i say you got awhile...go build a hot rod in your garage!
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<Daderk> nev is down!
<Daderk> i think that means WWS is doing an update!
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<spinner> is there anyone from SLDF here
<Ben_Holland> talk to Arden
<Arden> talk to ben
<buc`> talk to me, i run everything
<Seras> hmm...buc'{HoC|WoB|SLDF|FWLM|HL|SoL|DD etc, etc
<buc`> no no, i dont run alliances, i run the people who run alliances
<buc`> they just dont know it
<Seras> so...buc'-the_REAL_guy_in_charge
<buc`> im actually named Wayward
<buc`> Wayward-Dad tho - WWD :)
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* Code_shower is now known as Codeman{WoB}WAR
* Hoppy|Shower is now known as PrimusHoppy
<Frui> you guys shower together in WoB???
<aussiegolfer> you guys DON'T?
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<Elisius> Anyone here seen a guy named "Gideon"?
<mattbuck> the one with the bibles?
<mattbuck> he got murdered by wobbies
<Elisius> Who hasn't?
<Elisius> It's quite enjoyable when you get used to it
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<Death_Tornado> i tried to get it up
<Death_Tornado> but nev wouldnt let me :p
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<mattbuck> "Corrected the cleanup procedure for public mail that was not working with the new system. This should update tonight and will greatly reduce loading time on public mail, especially for those who haven't bothered to clean theirs out. Public mails are automatically deleted after 1 nevyear."
<mattbuck> so... anyone noticing pub mail being speedy yet?
<weird> yeah its totally restored my faith in the decision making of our admins
<weird> the game experience has really improved for me personally
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<Rodon> My GF, Vesta BP's for me.
<Nut> KEEPER
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<TPIH_DPPool> how do you HD a vng?
<shas> first open the rear doors
<shas> then push
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* Hoppy is now known as HoppyShower
<shas> wobbies always seem to be in the shower
<Sente> yes, they honor the memory of chet by "the ritual of after penetration"
<Sente> time for poker ->
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<Codeman> dee
<Codeman> why did you hit my arnea
<Codeman> now my mech is stuck:P
<Dee> mine is too
<Dee> and the one i sent in there to rescue us both too
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<Pausanian> dude if you people wont dow me or give me the money to dow you I am gonna start singing cat stevens songs
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<mattbuck> that buc`'s paying for someone to kill hoppy is fine.
<AFK> nah its not
<weird> well hoppy's mechs
<weird> killing hoppy is generally frowned upon
<mattbuck> that's what i meant
<weird> kneecapping is still in the grey area
<AFK> yeah mb but in this case you gotta be precise ;)
<mattbuck> do I HAVE to? do we actually have a rule about hiring assassins?
<weird> no only extortion that i know of
<weird> oh threatening rl violence on other players too
<weird> i think hiring assassins falls under a higher authority
<AFK> only if its real assassins
<weird> an in game fine seems kinda minor after the jail term
<weird> same with violence against other players
<weird> i think the police carry a bigger club that WWS
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<mattbuck> ~b *!*@sk8e8.Users.AfterNET.Org 3d buc` - Threatening login abuse
* mattbot3 sets mode: +b *!*@sk8e8.Users.AfterNET.Org
<shas> you do know he can just bypass that ban, right?
<AFK> it wont help him in long term
<mattbuck> then i'll ban him for longer for ban evasion
<weird> oh you just have a plan for everything
<aussiegolfer> i'll gline him - we take a serious stance on such things
<weird> i'll call in a anonymous tip to Department of Homeland Security
<aussiegolfer> yeah, they'll deal with him
<weird> i can see that happening next time someone gets fed up with their war
<weird> sending their opponent to gitmo
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* buc` is now known as buc`{CW}
<Survivorman> Yes! I finally got buc` to join CW!
<Survivorman> Now to decide if this is good or not
<buc`{CW}> your in CW? eeewww
* buc`{CW} is now known as buc`{NC}
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<Koolaid> I'm up to 10,598 skill checks
<Koolaid> Think I'll get a skill down?
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<mattbuck> ok, i'll start a betting pool, when do people think the poll will actually be taken down (please specify year and timezone)
<mattbuck> any takers?
<Hoppy> hmm, i say 2009, 3am EST
<Zirconium> this saturday, 3am gmt
<mattbuck> 2009 hoppy - which day?
<Hoppy> its the 22nd today? lets see... when was hitler's birthday? 4/20? so i say 4/20
<Hoppy> 3am EST 4/20 2009
<Tigre> thursday, Sept 28, 3 AM GMT
<Tigre> prize is 200 DP?
<Hoppy> ...dude i pegged my date for when nev will die
<Hoppy> so i dont think DP wil be worth nething
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<Tobias_Moon> perhaps my funniest memory of the 06' nevcon is me and wonko walking down the hall to our room, running into Chet- whom we had just met- and chet giving wonko a hug- we got into our room, wonko went straight into the shower and stayed there for bout 15mins under hot water
<Tobias_Moon> came out and said 'I still feel dirty'
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<Pausanian> I declare VICTORY
<AndrewCrisp> Congrats... uh, what are you declaring victory over?
<Pausanian> well the whole of HOC
<Pausanian> I figure as long as I think I have won that's good enough
<AndrewCrisp> Ah.
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<mattbuck> humm, recent activity on flickr groups: "0 new replies to...."
<mattbuck> inactivity is the new activity
<shas> nev is booming then
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<Wayward_Son> the upgrading system was a pet project by randy because he wanted to code something fun. the way it is coded it looks like a hamster given steroids and then thrown in a microwave
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<Archer> don't think just blame HoC its the way of nev
<Archer> and if you are HoC just blame Hoppy
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<mattbuck> Armoury loss, failing skilldowns, prohibitively expensive rebuild costs, empires at risk, mech market approaching bankruptcy, rising resource and vehicle prices to name a few.
<mattbuck> But your admins often act as if they are completely unaware of the changes and hardships in your lives. And when the admins do take notice, often they only make matters worse.
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<Wayward_Son> i can give you markets or tacos
<Wayward_Son> but not both
<mp00> tacos!
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<Modelo> shadowhawks
<Modelo> jenners
<Modelo> modelos
<Tigre> I hate modelos
<Tigre> 1/2/1 move with that 1 small laser
<Tigre> and all that comm gear (big mouth) etc. . .
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<ShadowMasterCM> randy ditched his new game already?
<Fang> looks like it, Shadow
<ShadowMasterCM> lol...so sad
<Fang> been over three weeks since he was in chat
<Fang> and the game has just stagnated
<ShadowMasterCM> wow
<Fang> it started with a bang, then he disappeared
<ShadowMasterCM> course you never know, he might have legit reasons
<Fang> what? that whole" I fell off the mountain and broke my foot" thing again?
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<Fangswife> what is the true secret to Nev success
<QM> don't play it
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<Damz> ~ticket 1
<Damz> seth ruled
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<shas> i guess i had better make my empire not suck
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<Pausanian> gad I have mechs
<Pausanian> who the he!@!@$@
<Pausanian> thats it Imma boot some logins
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<ElectricShoe> that is.. weak
<Tredesde> yes wws is
<Tredesde> its like someone said the other day, i hope he doesn`t treat his new kid this way
<Tredesde> "Awww, its too much work... and it whines! I know! Ill ignore it!"
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<Kelly> I am Kelly and I am a returning nevaholic
<Archer> hi kelly, thanks for sharing
<Archer> aren't we supposed to have some sort of person that leads our group?
<shas> he's not here this week
<shas> or ever
<shas> something about a new kid
<Archer> oh
<aussiegolfer> oh
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<mattbuck> how much would we have to donate to make you name your kids randy and greg? :p
<ReLoad> about 42 billion dollars
<ReLoad> thats a form of child abuse
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<ElectricShoe> but just get rid of the crappy iframes and shit
<ElectricShoe> whups, keep forgetting this place is pg-13;P
<Dee> they say that in pg-13 movies I seen
<Dee> besides, i've been kicked for saying penis
<Dee> and butt sex
<ElectricShoe> is there anyone in here not over 17 so i can point and laugh at you for still being in puberty
<Dee> i heard modelo is jail bait
<mattbuck> codeman's about 5
<Zirconium> 14
<Dee> yeah there's a 9 year gap he falls into
<Dee> just talk about masturbation and never mention a vagina and you shouldn't have too much problem with exposing the boy to something he's unfamiliar with
<Dee> of course, that's pretty well standard for most neveronians
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<buc`> Neveron gift certificates available! Give the gift of Donation Points!
<buc`> nothing says "i love you" more than some Donation Points!
<mattbuck> i gave malachi dp for his birthday once
<mattbuck> i haven't given him a birthday present since
<Dee> malachi gave me something for my birthday once
<Dee> no wait, he didn't. because he's a cheap pecker head
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<vader> im proud to say that i had a nervous breakdown the other day and it had nothing to do with Neveron
<vader> :-)
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<Ben_Holland> sigh
<Ben_Holland> my L2 is 1 bil in the hole :(
<Hoppy> my lvl 2 is 100b in the hole
<Ben_Holland> uh huh
<Hoppy> Current Funds:
<Hoppy> 101b in the hole actually
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<Jake> prize, numbers 1-2000, will transfer money around caps to empire of choice
<Jake> nevballmil per number
<Jake> #neveron_lottery
* Velicious kicks Jake in the sac
<Velicious> is that how you make the numbers come out?
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<mattbuck> i hated the mech names gobi gave Church of John
<pendo> yeah, irritating
<mattbuck> impossible to say "take this mech"
<pendo> "oh no, rubber ducky took a head hit, retreat it" "that's not RUBBER ducky, that's COWBOY duck"
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<woodsy> are there any DP pools currently running please?
<Jake> theres a dp pool in my pants
<woodsy> small pool huh?
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<Pausanian> 12/7/2008 11:20:58 AM Vile (Level 1)
<Pausanian> Application Info: Help!!! The Hocers are out to get me!!!
<Pausanian> I love faction apps like that
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<Elisius> I've been on the comp for 4 NevDays...
<Elisius> And the fact I'm counting it in Nevdays because I lost track of hours is the real sad part
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<shas> neveron likes to create an illusion of fairness while simultaneously cheating like a bastard behind the scenes
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<Prowler> stupid neveron deleted all my shit
<Wayward_Son> well if you didn't log in for 30 days...
<Prowler> thats bs
<Prowler> i left b4 that rule
<Wayward_Son> really
<Prowler> i went on nev vaction to build funds
<Wayward_Son> so you left in 2000?
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<Peanut> i still don't know how to move from an enemy zone after 3 days :(
<thp> have you tried deleting your windows directory?
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<Planck> would make life alot easier when workin out money you need to war etc
<Planck> and is simple enough
<Randy> yes it would
<Planck> for even a retard to understand
* Planck glares at Peel
<Randy> which is great
<Randy> becuase a lot of our players are retards
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<Wiggin> idiot :P
* Randy yawns
<Randy> good morning
<Wiggin> wow he came when i called!
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<Randy> that was naturally occurring lag
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<Randy> if i deleted stupid nev players, there would be very few left :)
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<{WoB}Blaine-Pct> The WoB has voted to merge with the FWLM.
<Cool_Cat[CCAF]> just when u thought wobbies intelligence couldnt get lower super idiodicy is born
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<Krait> .8 will randy ever fix old bugs before creating new ones?
<X2> [<Krait>]: Are you out of your MIND?
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<AC20Sniper> I wonder what would happen if a company like Blizzard or Microsoft offered Randy a high paying job?
<thp> Warcraft IV would suck
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<petteyg359> just bought 20DP "starter kit" which gave me 4 mechs and now I have almost 300K oversize military tax :(
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<Randy> i'm not sure what "clanner" class would be; from my understanding it means they're not allowed to make attacks on anyone, and have a high whine factor
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<ItCouldBeBunnies> Neveron would have been a total bitch to play on tickertape and punch cards
<Vehnom> I thought we do play Neveron with Punch Cards?
<xcoyote> Tickertape and Punchcards?! What do you think WW was hiered for? :P He sits there and punches holes in to cards and files them whenever someone updates something
<xcoyote> then when he goes on a toilet break
<xcoyote> everyone yells LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
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<Pimp> dont listen to Planck he is just upset over finding more of his dp toys' parts for sale from me
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<HammerBA> Thank you Randy, for the search feature. We will be abusing it regularly now
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<j0k3r> i dont give a shit about nev
<j0k3r> cpg no longer has its rhino
<j0k3r-selling20DP> 1100 bv in pirates killed it
<REUTERS_Neveron> how the hell did 1100bv kill it?!!!!
<j0k3r-selling20DP> I dont know, it was all ai
<j0k3r-selling20DP> killed a mad4a too
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<Raptor> ur a dp whore
* Planck isn't
* Planck puts a blanket over his command company
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<Dawg_of_war> can you research the Stone rhino design??
<jaggeh> sure but mankind will be extinct and the cockroaches will be playing nev and making fun of chet
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<J-NaDa> i had a crit on my striker and i fixed it and now its doing 30 MP topspeed and 20 MP cruising
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<Patryn> please be ready
<Patryn> I have openings
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<NeoSlicerZ> Nazis bombed our capital city!
<Zartek{KoNI}> and u still didnt declare war
<Byrn_Ashten> they just didnt want to lower the nazies attack costs
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<Zartek> Unemployed Civilians 1
<Zartek> hmm looks like ive got a macca living in my empire
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<Fen> its randytech
<Fen> he could be passing the ammo feed through the cockpit for all we know
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<ItCouldBeBunnies> Military Maintenance (780,000)
<ItCouldBeBunnies> Oversize Military Tax (4,800,147)
<ItCouldBeBunnies> 800 k for an army and 6 times that in OMT? for a level 7?
<ItCouldBeBunnies> I never thought Sarah's BJs would be so expensive
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<Randy> we have always hated our players and strive to develop programs to eliminate their contamination from our game.
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* Wayward_Son has joined #neveron_newbies
* X2 sets mode: +o Wayward_Son
<Wayward_Son> newbies suck
<Wayward_Son> go back to planetarion
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<CountWolf> .klien how much BV does neveron have in total?
<Michael_Klien> -=Count_Conversation_Terminator=- More than 0.
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<Kodiak31415> Why didnt they tell me this was so complicated when I signed up?
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<Colin> hmm.. lets say neveron has a destabilized orbit. It wanders to close to the sun once every year. So 1 week out of every nevyear we will have random units skill up from dmg to thier brain cells from the extreme radiation exposure. Also the polar icecaps will melt, creating random ocean zones to pop up across the map.
<Colin> Say maybe 1 out of 20 zones becomes water zones.. then you can pay 100 mil to reclaim the zones and rebuild the cities you lost.
<Colin> after a couple years of this randy will be forced to code water movement
<Colin> Oh and pirates evolve into spellcasting aquatic orcs, so we can really appreciate the new class sytems.. with my Level 7 Warrior/ Level 3 Cleric Empire.
<Colin> With my Smite Rhino spells and the infamous HoC "Teleportation of mechs home" spell. But instead of being powered by mana, its powered by DPs..
<Colin> You know if randy got wind of this it'd be on the updates tomorrow. "New planned FEATURES"
<Colin> I can't wait to give my Marauders water skis
<Colin> But occasionally (more often then not) all units in a zone will drown from lag.
<Colin> Congrats you have researched Row Boat (5 ton)!
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<ItCouldBeBunnies> I see loads of use for urbies
<ItCouldBeBunnies> in hilly terrain, I'm gonna roll them downhill over pirate infantry
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<Chetter> woot
<Chetter> I just won a duel
<Ardor> wow
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<Zap> Empire Level: Dynasty (13)
<Zap> Administrative Overhead (41,293,831)
<Zap> im not sure how a lvl13 can be a dynasty wiht such a corruption. i hencefore request that this empire rank gets renamed to banana republic!
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<FeaR> i jerk off to my - gunners
<FeaR> did i say that out loud
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<WardenWolf> how Nev came to be. . .Randy met a genie who promised him a nickel for everyone who wanted to kill him. . .the rest is history
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<X3> [ItCouldBeBunnies] <WingedPuma> omfg, i just got tricked by the AI
<WingedPuma> lol what a dumbas
<WingedPuma> no wait
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<The_Doctor> I had a bad dream
<The_Doctor> that I fdowed gunner last night
<The_Doctor> stupid game
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<Randy> no one is dumb enough to set 10% surrender with lowest days
<Randy> holy shit
<Randy> 458 people are that dumb
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<ASP> randy deleted a lvl 13?
<weird> yup
<ASP> damn wtf did xc do?
<weird> hacked nev and pasted the contents of the directory
<ASP> ahh would explain it
<ItCouldBeBunnies> so he proved there was a folder called GayDwarfPorn?
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<Randy> y'all won. i decided to take down nev. not worth putting up with you guys for the amount of money it makes. gl.
* Randy (randy@216.19.47.79) has left #neveron
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<weird> continent is SOL:TD free
<weird> no S:TD's on my cont
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<jim> if pimp upgraded a raven it would remove the sensors and add a hatchet
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<ItCouldBeBunnies> I hear that HoC now produce a 4 piece jigsaw puzzle, which just has the logo "HOC War Victim - In the time it took to make this, Klien killed another Empire"
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<WingedPuma> unbelievable, ive been tricked by the AI AGAIN!!!
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<^Tzu-Theory> I spent entirely too much on this web-based text game...
<Lord_Victor_Frost> better than spending it on a woman
<WingedPuma> true, least you get something out of neveron
<Lord_Victor_Frost> exactly :P
<WingedPuma> downtime, bugs, death
<WingedPuma> with a woman its like a black hole - pile ya money into it, nothing seems to ever change
<ItCouldBeBunnies> hmm,.. so lets get this right,... you're all saying Neveron takes up all your time, drains your cash, keeps you up all night, and you all accept that in exchange for your time, effort and cash, you'll get screwed and you keep coming back for more? Randy has made an artificial woman and you're all pussywhipped
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<Ben_Holland> wow
<Ben_Holland> Randy is so awesome
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<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> coward come back in this zone again and this time I'll kill a mech for sure!!!!!
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> except dont repair this time
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> packrats vs imps dont do too much
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<GwB> three way bug
<GwB> that sounds dirty
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<mattbot3> Item 127 of 322: 36 TX-L2 donated by Ben_Holland. Estimated cash value for this prize is $ 720,000,000.
<mattbot3> 65 available winners, rolling dice... roll is a 61. Congratulations to Hoppy!
<Ben_Holland> god damnit
<mattbuck> LOL
<pete> NICE PRIZE!!
<Ben_Holland> :(
<shas> at least hoppy can't hd them
<Ben_Holland> he'll find ways
<ghostrider> can't hd? watch for the next update :)
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<mattbot3> Item 142 of 322: 12 SNP-1 donated by JRR_Tolkein of the empire Highland Glucksberg. Estimated cash value for this prize is $ 216,000,000.
<mattbot3> 52 available winners, rolling dice... roll is a 19. Congratulations to mattbuck!
<mattbuck> yay
<ghostrider> matt got a snp comp. :)
<shas> whatever will you do with those matt
<mattbuck> uhm, i dunno, anyone want 12 snps?
<Elisius> I could use 'em
<JRR_Laptop{OTK}> me me matt i do
<FrostWolf_McCloud{CC}> figures im stuck with sarcasic people
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<Titania> you can put dp in my bra
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<Saint> No present from WWS this year we must have been bad
<Tombo_Baggins> did u find coal? that would mean u been bad
<Tombo_Baggins> if u got nuttin means he dont give a f#@%
<weird> after winning a duel last night I had a unit skill up
<Saint> no sold all my DP mechs into slavery
<Saint> thats the Nev lump of coal
<Tombo_Baggins> LOL. me, i got a ass rapin for christmas
<Tombo_Baggins> self to OOBD, then get raided my IO
<General_Maghetti{NC}> merry christmas!
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<Deathscythe> DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE FUCKING CRIT SYSTEM IN NEVERON, ITS USELESS? NOT FUN AND COMPLETELY UNREALISTIC
* Deathscythe (Kabouter_t@62.235.140.55) has left #neveron
<Elisius> O_O
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<weird> really sad to have to wade thru applications looking for people who are just trying to spy
<weird> be nice if i didnt have to reject some poor noob because i dont know him
<Fang> I nvr lied on my apps. told them exactly who I was
<weird> sadly not everyone is as honest
<ShadowMasterCM> shucks, you caught me!
* ShadowMasterCM stomps off to make a new spy empire
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<LtGenGwB[CoD]> books - who needs um
<mattbuck> ~8ball who needs books?
<mattbot3> mattbuck: Randy. It's always Randy.
<mattbuck> that one's true: "coding for incompetent twats"
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<weird> whatever happened to winnie
<weird> need to do one of those where are they now shows
<weird> like after an unsuccessful run at congress chet is now working at an adult video and comic book store
<weird> after serving 2 years in prison for multiple DUI's roxs now flips burgers at mcdonalds
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<buc`> Empire Level: District (4) 435
<buc`> Current Funds: $ -76,399,987,592 9444
<buc`> anyone want?
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<Wolfie> I can just feel that warm fuzzy nev love comming right back
<mattbuck> warm fuzzy nevlove?
<mattbuck> i think you mean chet
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<Wolfie> so has much changed in the last 6 months?
<Wolfie> has their been massive development work on the code to resolve some of the problems?
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<Elisius> Wow. The admins were/are/is/willalwaysbe morons
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<GC_Elisius_Von_Pryde[CW]> Lightning strikes the postman! In his chest!
<GC_Elisius_Von_Pryde[CW]> I hope that you remember / The things you had to say / It's just a supernatural delay
<jointedlimb> geez arden thats pretty good did you make that up yourself?
<GC_Elisius_Von_Pryde[CW]> What? I'm not Arden
* mattbuck slaps GC_Elisius_Von_Pryde[CW] around a bit with a large trout
<mattbuck> be quiet arden, no one likes a smartarse
<GC_Elisius_Von_Pryde[CW]> ..... Hmmm
<GC_Elisius_Von_Pryde[CW]> I hereby give ownership of Neveron to Mattbuck
<GC_Elisius_Von_Pryde[CW]> Because I am Arden. So I can do that >.>
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<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> Attention owner of Marauderville - I demand you surrender the zone bordering xenos core to clan wolf forces immediately
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> You are being attacked as a warning. Failure to surrender this zone will force us to destroy your empires ability to produce... anything
<Xeno> wow, i am really gonna enjoy dowing paus with MV
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> [G3X-00] Gecko Scout Tank 2104 has been destroyed by I got a jar o dirrrrt!
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> In your face Xeno!!!!!!!
<Xeno> im gonna dow u soon paus :)
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> Come get some girlie boy!!!!!!
<Xeno> lol so suicidal - 950kbv vs like 4.5 mil
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> with codeman helping me pilot man... You dont stand a chance
<Xeno> Sewer Rats has begun a raid on you!
<Xeno> well im still semi drunk from friends 21st so im not sure if this is happening
<Xeno> or a wonderful dream
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<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> wait wait... styk owns this zone on xenos core not Marauderville???!?!? ok ok Time out
* Khan|Precentor|Pausanian| makes a T with his hands
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> ok ok my bad I meant to hit Styk not MV
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> I am really really sorry about the mess, all troops back up we took a wrong turn, target was STYK
* Khan|Precentor|Pausanian| hits one of his deckofficers hat off
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> man YOU are never navigating again!!!
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> ok ok guys hey we need to stop for a sec k?
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> yeah ummm my bad ummm sorry [shrugs]
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> I think I hit the wrong button or something I really apologize to the owner of MV
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> would ummm the owner of Styk please declare war on sewer rats please?....
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<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> just give me admin rights of that database
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> I will punish anybody who cheats either side with a nuke
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> cheating will drop off
<weird> and you think you wouldnt abuse it ?
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> me.... NO!!!!!
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> well ok maybe a couple randomly might [accidentally] fall on xenos gate
<Khan|Precentor|Pausanian|> but aside from that I would never abuse it :D
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<{FWL-ISTAR}Invader> I was a wobbie
<{FWL-ISTAR}Invader> good times
<{FWL-ISTAR}Invader> good times.....
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<weird_recruiting> ok wtf
<weird_recruiting> i try and buy a mech and it tells me its not working, but 2 people have bought them
<Ben_Holland> The game is trying to tell you you have too much crap
<weird_recruiting> wtf got it to work but instead of putting the pilots i wanted in they went to 8/8
<Ben_Holland> see above
<weird_recruiting> and when i tried to claim 1 it tried to claim over 37 million people
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<vader> once i had anice fortifies island zone
<vader> i log in and wws has left a message saying he was testing things and claimed about 5 zones adjacent to my zone
<vader> thanks WWS!
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<Archer> i have a truck
<Archer> you guys got guns?
<TheStarchDefenders> got an airsoft gun :P
<Archer> we gonna go visit wws
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<SupermarketZombies> doh, why'd i take that nap >.<
<mattbuck> ~8ball why did smz take a nap?
<mattbot3> mattbuck: Because HoC paid Randy to make it that way.
<SupermarketZombies> wtf
<SupermarketZombies> I want a cut in that
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<Mother_Superior> so what are we supposed to do?
<Mother_Superior> get real lives?
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<Mother_Superior> Idle Time: 295003 minutes
<Mother_Superior> hooray
<Mother_Superior> at what point do i win a prize again?
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<Niki> :/ so is nev supposed to start working anytime soon?
<Metal_Head> been asking that question for 5 years now
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<nicklamer> nev down-ish or my browser acting wayward?
<ShadowMasterCM> laggy here nick
* nicklamer sinks down to his knees, folds his hands and starts to pray in the presence of a hint of admin activity
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<ShadowMasterCM> would i be correct in assuming that WWS didnt pop into chat while I was gone?
<ShadowMasterCM> wow!
<Seras> it's like you're psychic!!!
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<ReLoad> the best thign about wob, was the revolving door of leadership
<ReLoad> that and you could extort any number of billions out of chet with very little effort.
<ReLoad> it was like the school bully stealling WOB's lunch money
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<Rodon> Sometimes for no reason. I had 50 units mob in a zone with a garrison of 216 and those 50 are the only units there.
<Zirconium[STB]> maybe the soi messed up
<BearClaw> Sounds like you are a victim of the Ghost of Randy.
<Rodon> All zones in that area, a core area show 216 garrison.
<BearClaw> You forgot the formula. It is 216-(DP in the login next in alphabetical name to yours/the age of WWS's cat).
<Zirconium[STB]> actually, you garrison is 216 multiplied by the number of days wws gets laid a year, divided by the number of empires in the game
<BearClaw> .calc 216*0/8000
<Zirconium[STB]> his wife gave birth, its more like 216*1/10,000
<BearClaw> I'd have to see the paternity test to confirm the 1.
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<BearClaw> saying that most empires are inactive is funny. What must one do to NOT be inactive, when timer was broken, LC didn't work...?
<nicklamer> be in irc and get banned for calling WWS a dork
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<Elisius> You can get banned for calling WWS a dork?
<Elisius> Why is anyone in this channel then?
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<Wolvenhaven> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7868854.stm - reload, be careful
<John_Church> he is in southern aussie land
<Wolvenhaven> but if it floods really bad they could come for him
<Wolvenhaven> i wouldn't put it past randy to cause flooding in australia to try to get crocs to kill reload
<Wolvenhaven> that sounds like something he'd think was perfectly sane and a good idea
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<Merchant> anagram for wayward son: ya wars down
<weird> poem from WWS
<weird> Just finished reading your ticket, replying so you know where to stick it
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<Saint> crap I can't log into nev anymore
<Maghetti> congrats
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<Eggy> I do believe Randy is in the South of France so...............
<mattbuck> i always thought he looked french
<Snow_Fox> nuke france?
<ReLoad> randy fits right in in france, a complete lack of any personal hygiene
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<nicklamer> as training and battle skilldowns are down, can we assume that skillups working at triple efficiency?
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<Netheril> www.neveron.com: Most Kills in Past 24 Hours: Sewer Rats Kills: 27 Most BV Killed in Past 24 Hours: The Davinian Protectorate BV: 4,234
<Netheril> www2.neveron.com: Most Kills in Past 24 Hours: Jack Daniels Kills: 79 Most BV Killed in Past 24 Hours: Jack Daniels BV: 14,164
<Netheril> I always wondered what the difference was between those two
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<Xeno> i think i will raid tehran later
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<GC_Elisius_Von_Pryde[CW]> ~8ball Why do you hate us?
<mattbot3> GC_Elisius_Von_Pryde[CW]: You don't need to know why - just blame HoC. It's probably their fault.
<pendo> like I said, it never lies
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<Malachi> i knew nev had gone to shit when i called someone a cunt on the forums and people were just liek "yeah, true"
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<mattbuck> can anyone tell me what the character limit on unit names is?
<Kelly> if nev was up i'd commission something and let you know.
<mattbuck> down again? oh dear
<Iceman92> u dont know?
<Kelly> it was up for a week or so...it got tired
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<SupermarketZombies> anyone want to join ffa and get rocketed?
<Ben_Holland> no I'm busy watching the 250 phase 2500 BV fight
<Nash[SWR3]> invasion at its finest :)
<Kaptain_Nikoli_Von_Steiner> <--- with Ben on that one
<SupermarketZombies> i couldn't imagine caring enough about a battle to sit through 250 phases O.O
<mattbuck> are you sure you played nev?
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<Razion> Who is running Nev nowadays?
<Dee> no one
<GCmdr_Malduc_Icaza{CWM_Keshik}> Its been on a crappy version of autopilot
<Dee> which is remarkably similar to when it was being looked after
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<SupermarketZombies> http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/photo.php?pid=3511638&id=532175723 - if you can view it, i'm the one in the cat in the hat hat
<Archer> The page you requested cannot be displayed right now. It may be temporarily unavailable, the link you clicked on may have expired, or you may not have permission to view this page
<Dee> yeah i got the same so I figured you don't exist
<General_Maghetti{NC}> he doesnt
<General_Maghetti{NC}> infact your the only human that exists dee, your brain in a vat forever dreaming of the world around you!
<Dee> no, I'm actually omnipotent and you guys are just figments of my imagination to entertain me for a moment of eternity
<Dee> obviously neveron is an example of how much my imagination can suck
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<pendo> I've had one conversation w/ Hoppy
<pendo> ever
<pendo> Session Start: Fri Aug 29 16:23:05 2008
<pendo> [16:23] Session Ident: PrimusHoppy (AfterNET, pendo) (bleh@c-68-40-121-240.hsd1.mi.comcast.net)
<pendo> [16:23] <PrimusHoppy> COME FUCKING GET SOME
<pendo> [16:23] <PrimusHoppy> GROW A FUCKING PAIR AND COME FIGHT ME! PLEASE YOU WORTHLESS COWARDLY FUCK
<pendo> Session Close: Fri Aug 29 16:27:39 2008
<Warsign> sounds fun..
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<ghostrider> how can we almost be done when there is no program yet? though getting some questions answered before they crop up is a good thing.
<RedStar> design is almost done
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> yeah its like lets plan then build
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> instead of
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> lets build a game, change it on a whim, steal your money, buy a yacht
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<mattbuck> btw, thinking along those lines, i figure startup you get a building and around 2-300bv in random units with random skills
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> randoms? that's cool
<mattbuck> well, within boundaries - not gonna have newbies getting rhinos :p Not that there will be rhinos.
<ghostrider> that works, though i would suggest the smaller units have better skills..
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> well sure bv boundary means you can't get a rhino. no rhino fits 300bv
<mattbuck> ~bv str-wie-1 300
<mattbot3> mattbuck: The closest skill for a STR-WIE-1 to 300 BV is 8/8, which is approximately 695 BV.
<mattbuck> a 10/10 would fit
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> how the hell could you get a 10/10
<mattbuck> easy - get a pilot, get a plank of wood, whack pilot over head with plank of wood
<mattbuck> repeat as needed
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<ShadowMasterCM> game admins...lol...right
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<Zakarius> Crap coding? In Neveron? Are you INSANE?
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<Zakarius> if Nev doesnt teach kids how to swear, then they certainly aint playing right.
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<Zakarius> Eggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
<Zakarius> And Redneck, and Reload, and you other lot of werirdos.
<Zakarius> And Churchy too... man, this is the old folks home for sure ;O)
* Ovie attacks Zak with a cane
<Zakarius> The old buggers from the days when Nev was fun and playable, with more bugs than an etomology lab.
<Armigilion> nev was fun and playable?
<Armigilion> I musta missed the memo:)
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<Razion> How are we going to regain ownership of Nev
<Dee> you're not
<Toast> destroy wws?
<Warsign> plot his overthrow
<Vulpix> just gonna have to let WWS get all his real life stuff figured out and then nicely and gently coherse him into becoming an active and positive admin
<Vulpix> and maybe convince randy to help oversee this as he's still primary owner
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#tiberian_succession_wars
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<RedStar> Clan Wolf's Hairy Taint isn't a good name?
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<Dee> you know what they say about monkeys an typewriters
<General_Maghetti{NC}> they can create neveron?
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<Dee-noob> because I changed myempire's name to an image and can't do anything with it anymore
<Dee-noob> needless to say, don't change your empires' names to images
<Dee-noob> i can log in and do some basic stuff, but basically anything requiring the use of any tabs on the lower part just doesn't work
<Ben_Holland> can you change the name?
<Dee-noob> i just did, so I have to wait like a month :P
<Ben_Holland> lol
<mattbuck> niiiiice
<Dee-noob> i like the picture though
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<imirk> RTFM is juat ironic in nev
<imirk> it's like hey go get us some headlight fluid
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<shas> ffs why is this not working
<imirk> its nev?
<shas> o yea
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<shas> i guess wws didn't show up then :(
<toscotto> he was supposed to show up?
<shas> yup
<Zirconium> peel returned instead
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<toscotto> jesus has kept us waiting for 2k years, maybe wws will come sooner... then again maybe not
<Joseph> I think Jesus will return before WWS
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<shas> omg! updates!
<shas> there are none.
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<Frui> so any sight of the mystical one?
<Zirconium> yea, jesus came back to say hi
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<Chetter> i like the surrender option
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<Netheril|Busy|pm> hmm, mistyped the url
<Netheril|Busy|pm> wws.neveron.com
<Netheril|Busy|pm> doesn't work
<Netheril|Busy|pm> figures
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<buc`selling_emps> what i love about nev is idf, multi range towers, and DP mechs like the rhino, pillager and nemesis
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<MrVaDeR> mad-4a should be a great mech in MBs version - no uber weps so should be available
<buc`selling_emps> same with grf-dest! it has no uber weps
<MrVaDeR> but its not a BT mech
<buc`selling_emps> so?
<MrVaDeR> grif DEST - see the DEST part :P
<buc`selling_emps> call it grf-buc then
<MrVaDeR> it has three nipples?
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<vader> i need 4000 dp, vader22 is the login, thnx
<Razion> Got it
* Razion sends 8 nukes into vaders empire
<vader> woohoo that took care of 8 tents
<vader> only 140 more to go
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<Kato_zZz_afk> heh joker is a buffoon
<Kato_zZz_afk> his brain is anti-hoc melted
<Kato_zZz_afk> I blame the extra heat from sleeping with a stuffed garfield every night
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<Razion> Im making some mech porn
<Razion> This is turning really really hot
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<Dee> i fought a -10 rhino. and made it miss once :D
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<RedStar> pirates hitting with 5% of an empire's bv is low, perhaps base it at 5%, but increase or decrease it depending on various factors
<RedStar> maybe 5% for the highest-level empire, 20% for the lowest, on a sliding scale
<RedStar> but 50k bv for a 1m bv emp -would- be nasty, if it's all jeeps :-P
<RedStar> or worse... swiftwinds...
<RedStar> and you'd be stuck with all that useless salvage unless you add comm equipment as a type of salvage
<mattbuck> you can get salvage from swifties? i thought you just looked at them and they crumbled to dust
<RedStar> well, wheels
<RedStar> and fur seat covers
<RedStar> those damn Crown air fresheners
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<mattbuck> Most Kills in Past 24 Hours: Cow Tipping Kills: 4 Most BV Killed in Past 24 Hours: Cow Tipping BV: 80
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> that was literally the Bv of tipping a cow
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<Khan_MJ_Vickers{CW}> didn`t realise you could "play" neveron there was always something broken when i tried :P
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<Bert> anyone know who runs the empire juggernaught?
<nicklamer> HoC
<Bert> a little more specific would be nice....
<nicklamer> well
<nicklamer> some swear word might be more fitting
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<jointedlimb> anyone else getting lagged to fuck right now?
<KD> yes
<KD> it's Nev's menstruation time
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<jointedlimb> nev being laggy up the butt for anyone else?
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<pete[buying_dp}> emps for sale
<pete[buying_dp}> salvage for sale
<pete[buying_dp}> nevcash for sale
<pete[buying_dp}> soul for sale
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* killerfrog licks all in nev w his wet slimy tongue, coating them w his love slime
<Gunner> i coated my g/fs stomach with love slime last night
<Gunner> but that's prolly inappropriate
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<Rodon> Your bet of nevball has paid off! Your pick has won and your bet has been returned, with your winnings. You receive a total of
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<President_Maghetti> but yeah, with nev for sale, and it likely to gain new ownership, should see the player base grow again
<Slord> i sold my empire for 50 bucks - still have 11 of it i never spent
<President_Maghetti> good time ti throw those 11 dollars back into the fray :-)
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* pete now paying for dp
* pete pimpin out mrs pete by the pound
<vader> how many pounds?
<pete> 300+
<vader> and hopefully mrs. pete doesnt = pete+wig
<pete> and hopefully she doesnt read logs
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<mattbuck> so... when do we kill randy?
<President_Maghetti> if we kill him do we still get to buy the game?
<mattbuck> well, I figure we kill him after sm buys the game, just to be on the safe side
<President_Maghetti> makes me think of this quote
<President_Maghetti> "Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"
<President_Maghetti> only replace king and priest with randy and wws :p
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<President_Maghetti> the hoc archive is sucha good read
<TheStarchDefenders> i read part of it cause i wanted to know what happend before i started
<President_Maghetti> and what DID happen before you started
<Shinagami101> Things
<President_Maghetti> and stuff?
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<Gunner> I quit WoW 3 times. Anyone wanna buy 2 80 paladin tanks? :)
<Elisius> Paladins are mechs, Gunner
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<Gunner> Cpt. Chetter NONE 1.53 8 / 7 / 7(6) / 8 / 8 hmm...imagine chetter being useless
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<ShadowMasterCM> Bassy [my daughter] says she will play Neveron for 1 real month for every USD sent to her in the mail
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<mattbuck> quiet tonight
<pete> thursday night..all the studs are resting up for their big weekend date nighs
<mattbuck> so where are all the nev people then?
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<Niki> well also... women like to feel taken care of... and most guys like the feeling of being able to take care of a woman
<Gunner> ooo she is alive
* Gunner waves
<Gunner> I was thinking the same thing Niki, would you like to transfer to the sunny state of florida, attend USF perhaps, and let me take care of you?
<Niki> heh, well a sunny state like florida sounds better than gloomy idaho
<Niki> but i have someone to take care of me
<Gunner> sigh
<Gunner> does he have a lvl 12?
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<TheStarchDefenders> HOC quit attacking my faction or ill have to do something >_>
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<buc`> lol... just read pub mail, thanks modelo
<Modelo> what happened? i havent posted a pubmail in awhile
<buc`> says from you
<Modelo> it does?
<Modelo> ...so it does
<Modelo> sorry, my definition of awhile is 15 minutes
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<Kato> Cassie this game runs on the defeated spirit of old players
<Kato> You have to attach a special hose to your forehead while you play
<Kato> and it sucks out your hopes and dreams
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<Kim_Jong_Il> You might be a Nev addict if you have ever turned down sex (of any kind) because of Nev-related activities
<Kim_Jong_Il> lmao
<Kim_Jong_Il> i cyber'd with mags
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<Arden> kim go pilot
<Kim_Jong_Il> no hello, how ya doin
<Arden> we can have sex later
<Arden> go pilot now please
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<X3> [GwB] >(
<Rodon> What's wrong GwB?
<GwB> I play nev
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<GwB> being a nev addict at times I wished the server would have blown up or just caught fire
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<Aetius> I'm going to have to order a large supply of geckos and mods to drop them....
<Aetius> no need for mechs, or larger tanks, since its all hd wars, taking 50 tents, never seeing combat
<Rodon> UNTIL EVENTUALLY YOU FIND BV.
<Aetius> eventually you find bv?!? OMG where?
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<Gunner> ~8ball Will Aetius get stomped into the ground?
<mattbot3> Gunner: There's a good chance.
<Gunner> I would say don't war tonight Aetius
<Aetius> would like to know who would stomp me into the ground :p
<Gunner> that I cannot say, I just know the 8ball says don't fight
<Gunner> you should be like Cassie and make love, not war
<Aetius> my general response is not appropriate for this channel
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<Gunner> hoppy doesnt pilot so much as whine
<Gunner> and cheat
<Gunner> and whine some more when his cheating doesnt work
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<Maghetti> I went to change the logins with access to my empire so they cant scrap stuff, and some other options i wanted
<Maghetti> did a complete moron make that list? it is missing so many options needed
<jointedlimb> well it was randy
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<Gunner> I bet if I bought all the Cicadas on the market I'd be unstoppable
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<Aetius> I'm crying to just be loved by all on neveron :'(
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<Dogmatic> I had an empire once. This morning, in fact. Appears someone ate it while I was out..
<Aetius> what was the empire?
<Dogmatic> Brigand
* Aetius whistles innocently and walks off
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<Ravill> wow my mechs are the same skills as 3 months ago
<Wesley{ImpCo}{SG}> 8?
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<SaintMM> Paus just likes the carnage
<SaintMM> its just a game to him, so if there is nothing left of his emp its been a good war
<SaintMM> he used to do that to me - he would take my emp out for a run, destroy it, then give me an imp to pay for the damage
<SaintMM> I think he would wait till I had set it up perfect, thought about how to fight, then totallly use it the wrong way
<SaintMM> next morning a moth of work all gone, but I would get a nice shiny imp to start all over agian
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<SaintMM> Paus once gave me 4 atlas's to charge into 216 units no retreat
<SaintMM> in the end a gecko killed one
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<SaintMM> We came close to surrendering Xeno's Faction a few times but then Paus would do something strange. All he had to do was hold out once but he gets to excited and accidently surrenders Sewer Rats in a drunken charge on Xeno's core.
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<Aetius> I would hit hoc, but Im afraid the last 2 active members might gang me ;)
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* President_Maghetti enrolled
<KD> splendid, I like a challenge
<President_Maghetti> not many people who get their arenas hit by a starslayer say "splendid"
<Seras{ImpCo}> Mags...remember that most of neveron is under some daze and would bet on KD if he went up against an atlas with a wooden sword
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<Adrian> so after George W. Bush left white house he joined hoc...traitor
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<Dee> NEM-HOC01 Mattbucks Unspeakable Urges OK 4.47 3505 3 / 4
<Dee> fear me!
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<Aetius> oh nice, sat in FFA long enough last night to offset my 3 mill nev day omt from my winnings
<Aetius> thats the last time I commision a batt of mechs in a level 4. taking a while to catch up pop
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<Dee> also I'm trying to think of a good faction/alliance name
<Dee> I have a few ideas, but hard to choose, and since it's so expensive it has to be a good one
<Gunner> I heard he's gonna change it to Dee's Nuts, because he's a nutjob
<Dee> I'm partial to Dee Dee Consortium, but Dee's Nuts would be acceptable in a pinch
<Gunner> it has a certain flair
<Gunner> omg...I'm being hit by Dee's Nuts! I would come home every day hoping to see that in irc from someone
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<mattbuck> so.... who wants to send a nev mail announcing the neveron council
<Gunner> we have a council? do we get to vote randy off the planet?
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<Mithrander> i call neveron council treasurer
<Rodon> No one has any money, so no need for a treasurer. Sorry Mith :)
<Mithrander> how about naked picture taker? nude neveron
<President_Maghetti> I already have naked pictures of neveron players
<Mithrander> and you're not sharing?
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\nevball 586
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<Ravill> don't join neveron
<Cassie> No?
<Aetius> for your sake, dont lol. but it beckons from the darkness, come, join us.....
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<Eggy{CBS}> Bush = Randy
<mattbuck[NevLord]> that means wws is cheney
<mattbuck[NevLord]> and oh god shadowmaster becomes obama
<mattbuck[NevLord]> yeah this analogy isn't working
<Eggy{CBS}> sounds about right, cept bush and cheney prolly wash and change clothes more often
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<buc`afk> i think it was me who made you quit DD
<Dee> amongst other things
<Dee> there was always some people in hoc that seemed to make it known they didn't like me, so I got tired of it
<Dee> and then I decided to spread peace and apathy throughout nev instead
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<Dee> mattbuck has learned the zen of not caring about neveron
<Dee> it's the highest state of being
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\nevball 590
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<KJI> just like the good ole days
<KJI> actual talking
<KJI> an op abnusing the .k
<KJI> and random sexual jargon
<Cassie> When can I kick people out?
<KJI> you get ops when you've succesfully dp'd enough to pay for a new ferrari
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\nevball 591
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<Cassie> Wait is ravies good at that game?
<mattbuck[NevLord]> no
<KJI> no
<Ravill> no
<Cassie> O
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\nevball 592
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* Aetius yawns
<Aetius> morning victims
<Aetius> I mean good morning friends
<Aetius> I need to stop doing that
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\nevball 593
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<Dee> gilgoreth. i haven't seen him in forever, i wonder if he quit
<KJI> him and his wife had some real nasty problems, mostly revolving around neveron
<Dee> oh, really? Well that sucks. i liked him. me and him were in a faction together way back when
<KJI> started with nevcon vegas...when he was usposedly there, yet his wife went to vegas looking for him and he was in like colorado i heard
<mattbuck[NevLord]> she was annoyed he WASN'T playing nev?
<mattbuck[NevLord]> wow, that is a first
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<Pax> I loved Randy
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\nevball 595
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<Pax_Paradox> Can i program for nev? I am sure a drunk exarmy officer cant do anymore damage tot he game then there already is
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<KJI> i got surendered last night when i won
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<Pax_Paradox> You know what.... its a issue of balance and fairness... and the Admin made it so... in admin i trust
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<KD> Nev not working
<KD> brilliant
<KD> that's gonna mean a big push forward for my thesis :-9
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\nevball 599
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<Adrian> y the phuck everything broken in game?
<Adrian> nuthin updating right...
<Totem> thats neveron :D
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\nevball 600
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<Dee> anyone wanna lend me 2.6 billion?
<Dee> I wanna build 2 tcs. I will pay you back in love and respect
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\nevball 601
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<Ben_Holland> my FFA unit skilled up...
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\nevball 602
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<Pax_Paradox> and see how 99.99999999% of the people that are screwed up in one way or another have something at specific developmental stages in life
<Pax_Paradox> get screwed with sexual at 2-3years old, and girls devolope that childish voice deal.....get screwed with at like another age and they seek out abusive relations
<Pax_Paradox> I know why I am the way I am
<mattbuck[NevLord]> because you played nev
<Pax_Paradox> yea WWS touched me
<Marauder> next time, tell him to work on neveron instead
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\nevball 603
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<buc`afk> im going to take my boys on the train this morning i think
<nicklamer> buc, training is down
<nicklamer> oh... your 'boys' aren't your mechs i guess
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\nevball 604
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<Pax> I only duel for sex
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\nevball 605
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<kingleonidas> hmm, need to lose about 14 tons
<Tai> did you try the gym?
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\nevball 606
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<Alexander> man, they sure did screw this game for money
<Alexander> like a backwards hooker
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\nevball 607
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<Alexander> good lord, i would give my 3rd nut to have old maint programs come back
<President_Maghetti> you have 3 o.O
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\nevball 608
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<Tai> omg seth was so nice, and good at tickets
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\nevball 609
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<Randy> it looks like i dont understand exactly what this code i wrote does
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\nevball 610
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<Tai> i remember rox, he got the last nuke in nevcon.
<Gunner> shut up
<mattbuck[NevLord]> gunner doesn't like the n-word tai
* Gunner cries for the 269676 citizens who died
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\nevball 611
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<buc`afk> .addpeon Planck
<Planck> Wow, you know things are bad when I'm a peon.
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\nevball 612
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<Tai> .8ball Do you have sex with mattbot3?
<X3> Tai: Most definitely.
<Tai> .8ball Do you wear a condom?
<X3> Tai: Never.
<Tai> .8ball Did you get viruses from that?
<X3> Tai: Yes.
<Tai> .8ball Did you spread that virus to the neveron server?
<X3> Tai: Most definitely.
<Tai> .8ball Did you to it on purpose?
<X3> Tai: It's hard to be sure.
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\nevball 613
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<KJI> is sending in a ticket stating neveron is broken bad?
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\nevball 614
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* Hydro walks in sits on nevcouch with sum nevchips and watches nevtv
<Eragon> soo... your chips have no flavor, your couch has tacks in the coushins, and your TV only plays reruns?
* Hydro throws the remote at eragon
<Eragon> im sorry, it doesnt come with a remote
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\nevball 615
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<hamtaro> who wants to start a pool
<hamtaro> for the best
<hamtaro> working game
<hamtaro> EVER!
<Tai> that disquallifies neveron
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\nevball 616
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<Damon> I just got a pop up message that the map page was in french and google wanted to translate it
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\nevball 617
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<Tai> why doesnt ShadowMaster just duel Randy in a trial of possession for neveron?
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\nevball 618
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<Tai> Im good at predicting randycode.
<Ravill> ....
<Ravill> no one can predict randycode
<Seras> not even randy while staring at the code
<Damon> lmfao that sums it up completley
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\nevball 619
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<Chill_Pill> why is this game broken?
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\nevball 620
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<Tai> Mythicwarfare is pretty fun.
<Tai> you can tell randy made it, I die a lot.
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\nevball 621
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<Kato_zZz_afk> WARNING! You are logged in with limited access. This is a result of: insufficient admin activity.
<Kato_zZz_afk> whawhawhat?
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\nevball 622
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<Pax> AFK going to attack neveron Server hosting companys building
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\nevball 623
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<KJI> you guys just need to stop being os selfish and start coming up with ideas for the betterment of dp whores, not the whole game
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\nevball 624
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<Tai> im going to dress up as obama on halloween. BOO!
<Rare_Hunter> im gona dress up as randy...
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\nevball 625
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<Rare_Hunter> i think the neveron servers have been moved from zone 0,0 to land of dispossessed
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\nevball 626
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<J-NaDa> Oh. So the game is broken then huh?
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\nevball 627
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<Rare_Hunter> why does daboss want wws real address? hmm. kick his arse maybe?
<Wesley{ImpCo}> Most likely wants to liberally apply his own brand of justice, though I suspect it would be verbally worse then any physical punishment he might manage :)
<Metal_Head> just force him to play neveron
<Metal_Head> that would be torture enough
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\nevball 628
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<Tai> Why did the Wobbie cross the road?
<Tai> Because he wasn't about to be outdone by a chicken this time.
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\nevball 629
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<Tai> ~8 is J-NaDa gay?
<mattbot3> Tai: Probably.
<J-NaDa> Once you've been in WoB you're branded for life
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\nevball 630
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<J-NaDa> sweet!
<J-NaDa> and 4 jeeps!
<Prinz_E> use a promo code like ticktockticktockboom
<J-NaDa> crap, i forgot about promo codes
<J-NaDa> that would've been another 5m right?
<Prinz_E> 10m
<J-NaDa> crap. I quit
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\nevball 631
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<Jimmi[SG][THC][FWLM][NC][HoC][> look at me
<Jimmi[SG][THC][FWLM][NC][HoC][> im cool
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\nevball 632
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<Gunner> then there was the time we discovered mines were appearing in the water zones...
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\nevball 633
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<buc`afk> man... WWS is an ass
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\nevball 634
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<J-NaDa> I'm going to wage war on my factionmate
<J-NaDa> also my next door neighbor
<J-NaDa> 2 lances of 4 and 5 gun jeep SRMs and a lance of jeep MGs - one 5 gun and 3 8s
<J-NaDa> hopefully 4 nev days of training will improve them all to skill 2
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\nevball 635
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<Pax> I shot the Sherrif....
<Pax> I shot the Sherrif....
<Pax> BUt i did not shoot the war server....
<Pax> .... SPRING BREAK ...... WHERE ARE MY BIKKINIS AND BEER!?
<Damian[SG][THC]> WWS is wearing it, and drinking it
<Pax> I'd **** WWS for a War Server
<Damian[SG][THC]> id pimp you to him for a war server :P
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\nevball 636
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<Gunner> I placed 8144 geckos into the recycle queue and I got 0 minerals back
<Gunner> I go shafted out of 111890 BMs, 50395 Combs, 25384 PMs, and 6295 REE from the geckos. Can I please have my minerals, and can this be looked into so I can continue to do my part to reduce the number of useless tanks in the game. Thanks.
<Gunner> I then closed my ticket so they wouldn't look in my recycling queue and see the thousands of useful tanks I was hiding in there to avoid the unit cap
<Gunner> I figured...111k BMs, or 1K ontos
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\nevball 637
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<Gunner> I wish I could get paid a couple hundred thousand a year to sit and do nothing productive
<Gunner> kinda like Randy :)
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\nevball 638
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<jointedlimb> everything is broken
<jointedlimb> except the login part
<Zombies> nev has blue balls
<J-NaDa> I think it's fantastic
<J-NaDa> Peace and prosperity for all
<Blue_shoosting> yea make a game called peace and prosperity and see how many people play it :P
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\nevball 639
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<J-NaDa> I want a level 13
<J-NaDa> Is anyone giving one away?
<J-NaDa> Warning..... You may find that soon after the empire would have 0 bv
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\nevball 640
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* President_Maghetti throws neveron into the sun
<ghostrider> trying to shine some light where it never shined before?
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\nevball 641
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<J-NaDa> when there are two red exclamation marks in your zone that means the enemy retreated there, right?
<Marauder> or there is mech salvage
<J-NaDa> I think the Abandoned Tower retreated into my zone somehow
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\nevball 642
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<J-NaDa> is anyone giving away an emp with ~$500m to nevballb+?
<J-NaDa> If you don't mind I'd like 3 of them
<J-NaDa> not too many
<J-NaDa> just 3
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\nevball 643
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<ShadowMasterCM> ok ok, both factions have a big penis, can we put away our rulers now?
<mp00> but ive got the new combo 'ruler/circumcision' measurer
* mp00 puts the old style school paper cuter away
<jointedlimb> you measure and then hit it with the ruler?
<mp00> have to cut it off then send it away to be precision measured
<Prinz_E> ouch
<mp00_afk> ive got the stapler to put it back
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\nevball 644
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<Wayward_AFK> ok i think i totally just fixed the game
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\nevball 645
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<Prinz_E> ok which 1 of you lot is responsible for breaking the game this time
<Eragon> i blame Frui
<Prinz_E> its WWS revenge for being put out of a job
<Frui> its not revenge, this is why SM bought it, to turn it off and put us all out of our misery
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\nevball 646
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<Death_Tornado> i wish someone would just turn the game off
<Death_Tornado> then i can leave forever
<Death_Tornado> all problems solved
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\nevball 647
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<ShadowMasterCM> once servers ship to NY, randy gets on a plane and comes here to set up and hold my hand and teach me all the fancy admin tricks
<ShadowMasterCM> like how to send canned respones to help tickets
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\nevball 648
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<Chibi-Blaze> is there a game on here you can play or is just a big chat room?
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\nevball 649
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<Jake> wanna do a 2bil jeep duel?
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\nevball 650
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<Elisius> If my dad joins HoC that will make dinner awkward
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\nevball 651
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<ShadowMasterCM> i imagine my time in chat will become rather limited once i take over, and chat logs are such a pain in the ass to try to use to organize facts and such
<Absolute_Zero> in other words you'll be in hiding from everyone and their demands?
<ShadowMasterCM> see you understand already
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\nevball 652
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<Absolute_Zero> do you know what became of birdland?
<buc`afk> pecked to death id assume
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\nevball 653
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<Aetius> how about you all USE tactics to defeat units, instead of crying until something is added to do it for you?
<Isotope> Like dumping ammo on allied peoples stuff Joe?
<Aetius> oh no rhinos! add towers! oh no towers! add snipers.......
<Isotope> How bout just abuse logins?
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\nevball 654
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<Modelo> the trick is
<Modelo> to never login
<Modelo> that way nothing breaks!
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\nevball 655
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<Aetius> you believe that I am now nicer than I was right Archer?
<Arch> i wasn't around when you were the cruel and mean joe, but you are nice now :)
<Aetius> thought I accidently burned your empire last time...
<Aetius> it was an accident, I assure you
<Aetius> Archers Avengers right?
<Aetius> see, my men got lost on the way to the bar, one of them was carrying a torch, he dropped it, set an empire on fire
<Aetius> purely accidental
<Arch> completely understandable going from one bar to another
<Aetius> yep, it happens
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<Aetius> people I hate with every fiber of my body, I talk into joining neveron. Therefore, their lives are ruined also.
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\nevball 657
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<buc`afk> Game Updates: Neveron is constantly changing and improving. Click the Updates link for important information.
<buc`afk> makes me laugh every time
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\nevball 658
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<Pax_ad_Bellum[CW]> Neveron Loves me in ways only coding can say
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\nevball 659
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<{WoB}Chetter> fine ingnore me
<{WoB}Chetter> Ill invade you
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\nevball 660
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<J-NaDa> what the heck.... my FL still hasn't sent me money
<J-NaDa> GRRRRR
<J-NaDa> it's as if he doesn't care anymore
<J-NaDa> I should DoW him
<J-NaDa> maybe then he'll learn
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<pete> its still fairly early in 2010, I guess there is still time to match the TWO admin updates a year from 2009
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\nevball 662
2010
4th May
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* Randy (randy@72-24-124-83.cpe.cableone.net) has joined #neveron
<Randy> big mythicwarfare updates ... www.mythicwarfare.com and /join #mythicwarfare. better than nev!
* Randy (randy@72-24-124-83.cpe.cableone.net) has left #neveron
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\nevball 663
2010
4th May
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<jointed-sleeping> fucking randy
<jointed-sleeping> gonna ban his nub ass
* jointed-sleeping sets mode: +b *!randy@72-24-124-83.cpe.cableone.net
<jointed-sleeping> lets see him try that again
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\nevball 664
2010
4th May
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<Randy> if i do sell neveron, when i pack up the servers the last thing i do as owner will be to deleted any empire jointed is associated with :)
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\nevball 665
2010
4th May
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<mattbot3> mattbuck[NevWinner]: Large Laser type 2257 (LL-2257) Damage: 181 (+173) Heat: 105 (+97) Minimum Range: 0 Range: 7 / 14 / 21 (+2/+4/+6) Weight: 4.5t (-0.5t)
<buc`afk> wow
<Randy> thats a lot of heat
<mattbuck[NevWinner]> there was a 117 dmg ML with range 3 and 36 heat
<mattbuck[NevWinner]> 45 damage 0 heat 9 range 0.5t LL
<Randy> if i ever decide to add weapon upgrades in MW, please remind me of those :)
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\nevball 666
2010
5th May
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<mattbuck[NevWinner]> I did ask randy to consider nuking jl instead
<Arden_lappy> that's nice of you mb
<Arden_lappy> lol
<buc`afk> randy asked me for a list of JL's emps
<mattbuck[NevWinner]> same, I told him I didn't know them when I played
<buc`afk> i gave him mags' emps instead :P
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\nevball 667
2010
12th May
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<Gunner_Buying_Nev_Send_Cash> ah yes, nothing makes me smile like training 5 heavy and assault mechs for 50 training checks who all used to be 2/2 and having them do nothing better then 5 gun
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2010
14th May
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<mattbuck[NevWinner]> jake's only been nuked amd deleted a half dozen times before, I'm sure he's learnt his lesson...
<jointedlimb> yeah sure, and the sun will nova tomorrow
<jointedlimb> well maybe not thats not a good example
<jointedlimb> there is a chance that the sun will nova
<jointedlimb> jake learning is no chance
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2010
20th May
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* Jesus (jake@cpe-76-181-193-25.columbus.res.rr.com) has joined #MythicWarfare
<Jesus> mmmmmmm
<buc`mythic_warfare> hi jake
<buc`mythic_warfare> here is another randy game to find bugs in and haxor
* Jesus drools
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\nevball 670
2010
22nd May
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<McDaniel> oh no people in #neveron are actualy talking and having fun, good luck Malduc_Icaza{CBS} is there to stop it!
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\nevball 671
2010
23rd May
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<McDaniel> lol damian your so funny, last week you treatned to kill me till i left if i didn't become your allie and now your saying people o nev are to mean :p
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\nevball 672
2010
26th May
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<Duo_Maxwell{CGB}> Get over it Plue. I've lived in fear of Eggy's PMS since the first day I found Neveron
<Duo_Maxwell{CGB}> And I think I fell in love that day :P
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#neveron
26th May 2010
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<Prinz_E> yep thats my new goal for Neveron annoy SM on facebook with 30 messages a Nev day and at least 30 help tickets a day in game so you dont get too bored the first year
* Prinz_E just trying to help :)
<ShadowMasterCM> trust me if for nothing more than pending help tickets in game
<ShadowMasterCM> ill NEVER get bored before i die
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#neveron
29th May 2010
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<ShadowMasterCM> when WWS works on projects he was pretty good about making forum threads to toss his ideas out there
<President_Maghetti_Recruiting> he was much better at that then randy, he just didnt do anything he talked about lol
<Kato_zZz_afk> lol true that
<President_Maghetti_Recruiting> you got to pick between a guy who did what ever he wanted with our care whether people liked it or not
<President_Maghetti_Recruiting> and someone who listened to the player base, talked a big game, and then did nothing he talked about
<President_Maghetti_Recruiting> can't we have someone who doesnt doesnt do stuff people will hate, listen to the playerbase, and actually do what he said?
<weird_buyingdp> no
<President_Maghetti_Recruiting> :/
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#neveron
31st May 2010
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<weird_buyingdp> you know before i started playing this game i didnt used to be so angry all the time
<weird_buyingdp> I smiled and had fun with other people outside
<weird_buyingdp> now im just a miserable prick
<weird_buyingdp> and i blame all of you
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#neveron
5th June 2010
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<Ninja> when do we get our damn skill checks -_-
<M_H|afk> after the units die
<Totem> 2196
<Prinz_E> your childrens children can check from the colony on Mars
<Ninja> lulz
<Ninja> u r funay
<Ninja> with the neveron reference
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#neveron_ops
7th June 2010
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<ShadowMasterCM> get people fired up to start sending me cash
<ShadowMasterCM> so i can get the servers shipped and then i can at least stare at the hamsters when they are masturbating in the corner to get them back to work
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\nevball 678
#neveron_ops
7th June 2010
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<President_Maghetti_Recruiting> I just realised I would fuck chet to help fund the purchase of neveron
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#neveron_ops
10th June 2010
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<ShadowMasterCM> that video was a funny bit. but really, who bothers to make a fake robot, to mock human behavior watching a sick video...
<ShadowMasterCM> his time could be spent far more productive, doing something like, playing Neveron for example
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#MythicWarfare
16th June 2010
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* mp00_afk slaps Randy around a bit with a large trout
<toscotto> yummy
* toscotto seasons the trout and bakes it. odd after taste
<mp00_afk> its got randy on it
<toscotto> oh.
<toscotto> i do not think there is a cure for that is there?
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#neveron
22nd June 2010
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<Pausanian> beemers are jeeps too
<Pausanian> they are just a little slower
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#neveron
23rd July 2010
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<royal-sell-salvage> nev runs it self
<royal-sell-salvage> it deleted bugged admins like randy and wws
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#neveron
31st July 2010
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<Traveler> In REAL LIFE, I've been shot, I've been stabbed, I've been hit by lightning, I've been in a Hurricane, I've been bitten by a poisonous spider, I've been on Fire, I've been in explosions, I've been in 40 or 50 car and motorcycle accidents, I've been physically blind (Twice!) I've got Erectile Dysfunction, and now I'm playing NEVERON...
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#neveron
2nd February 2011
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<pimpslap> Current Funds:
<pimpslap> im pretty against land tax :P
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\nevball 685
#neveron
2nd February 2011
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<Maghetti_NevHasNewOwner> forget shadowmaster, Maghetti, single handedly saving neveron 1 person at a time =D
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#neveron
6th February 2011
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<PaLaDiN> any ETA on arenas?
<ShadowMasterCM> not yet
<PaLaDiN> get on it chop chop the mighty paladin has spoken
<ShadowMasterCM> well in that case ill not sleep until its done for you master
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#neveron
8th February 2011
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<ShadowMasterCM> OMG
<ShadowMasterCM> WWS not only emailed me
<ShadowMasterCM> HE LOGGED IN AND FIXED STUFF WITHOUT ME!
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\nevball 688
#neveron
10th February 2011
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<Hoppy> do something useful
<Hoppy> dont be randy
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\nevball 689
#player_admin
12th February 2011
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<ShadowMasterCM> web server may lag out here and there over next few minutes/ hours
<ShadowMasterCM> im leaving some programs running while im at work
<ShadowMasterCM> not sure how long it will take to recompile my porn collection...so...
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\nevball 690
#neveron
14th February 2011
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<Isotope> So, who's going to print the "I watched chet win a duel finally February 2011" T-shirts?
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\nevball 691
#neveron
15th February 2011
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<Peel> ive come to a conclusion
<Peel> before every duel im going to ask PaLaDiN what hes betting on
<Peel> and bet on the opposite
<Peel> i will be very rich by the end!
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\nevball 692
#neveron
16th February 2011
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<PaLaDiN> now that chet is back shadow will have a fixed income of 60k a year
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\nevball 693
#neveron
16th February 2011
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<Zirconium> PaLaDiN, the general idea of duelling is to shoot the opponent p
<PaLaDiN> no I want to kiss him passionaetly
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\nevball 694
#neveron
17th February 2011
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<mattbuck> I heard there was a way you could make the quest work, but forgotten how now >_<
<pimpslap> its holding ctrl alt f4 while you click on quest
* pimpslap was kicked by Zirconium (pressing ctrl + f4 on you)
<Redneck> why did pimp get kicked?
<Zirconium> deliberately tellin a newbie to press a command that closes the window, rather than being helpful
<Redneck> if we kicked everyone that is not being helpful half the people here would be gone
<Zirconium> ok, let me rephrase it, being deliberately unhelpful
<Redneck> that onbly takes us done to about a quarter that would be gone
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\nevball 695
#neveron
21st February 2011
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<Dee> and the world creates another jaded neveron player
<Dee> praise be to randy
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\nevball 696
#neveron
April 2010
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<Seras> stupid real life interfering with neveron >.<
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\nevball 697
#neveron
22nd February 2011
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<Hoppy|Primus-In-Exile> i dont think SM would appreciate me getting him a male hooker
<Hoppy|Primus-In-Exile> and RNG would prbly turn against me forever
<Hoppy|Primus-In-Exile> my rhino would get capped by a gecko
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\nevball 698
#neveron
22nd February 2011
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<BearClaw> ShadowMaster is a definite improvement. At least until we all wear him into a bitter angry old man with a bad ankle. Like we did to Randy!
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\nevball 699
#neveron
1st March 2011
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<PrimusHoppy> is STB gonna attack WoB? im getting bored
<Gunner> if chet's back, wob will prolly attack wob
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\nevball 700
#neveron
4th March 2011
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<Eragon> im a dirty pirate
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\nevball 701
#neveron
6th March 2011
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<ShadowMasterCM> 13:55 to 16:55 ... 3 hours of my life wasted only to have the player tell me he is going to quit because he cant have his way...
<ShadowMasterCM> I am an evil nasty selfish admin! I win at life!!
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\nevball 702
#neveron
7th March 2011
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<Celt> ShadowMasterCM: does the database keep track of empires old names?
<ShadowMasterCM> im sure its in there somewhere, question is what table
<ShadowMasterCM> every other worthless piece of data seems to be :-P
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\nevball 703
#neveron
7th March 2011
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<ShadowMasterCM> i also have the 'infamous' naked picture that supposedly got posted as main page one day
<ghostrider> the one sarah rose posed for that got 5k dp?
<ShadowMasterCM> there she sits, topless, holding a sign saying 'i love neveron'
<ghostrider> so that will be the log in for the adult version of the game?
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\nevball 704
#neveron_newbies
9th March 2011
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<Havok> I need help this game is hard
<Havok> can someone give me a lvl11+++?
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\nevball 705
#neveron
9th March 2011
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<Maghetti{NC}> im now planning on grappling paladin at the nevcon
<Maghetti{NC}> and a girl
<Totem> so paladin twice
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\nevball 706
#neveron_newbies
11th March 2011
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* LogionTester (webchat@rrcs-24-103-210-226.nys.biz.rr.com) has joined #neveron_newbies
<LogionTester> hi im a new player how do you play and how do you fight people and how do youwin stuff and where do i get my free money from cause this guy said that i could get free stuff if i came here to help build my war machine
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\nevball 707
#neveron
31st March 2011
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<hamtaro> heck yes i finally got mg jeeps researched.. today has been a good day for science
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\nevball 708
#neveron
11th April 2011
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<Baroness> well, it is so quiet in here, that I feel like WWS is "working" again
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\nevball 709
#neveron
11th April 2011
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<ShadowMasterCM> UPDATE: The game is still broken! That is all
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\nevball 710
2011
18th April
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<Peel> does NC stand for Neveron Communists now?
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\nevball 711
#neveron
20th April 2011
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<Utopian> SM will be a deity here very very soon
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\nevball 712
#neveron
28th April 2011
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<ShadowMasterCM> Wed, Apr 27, 2011, 3:11 PM EDT
<ShadowMasterCM> THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED TORNADO WATCH 236 IN EFFECT UNTIL 10 PM EDT THIS EVENING FOR THE FOLLOWING AREAS: Monroe County [THIS INCLUDES THE CITIES OF: Rochester]
<ShadowMasterCM> ummm...Zone Reso might not be the only problem tonight
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\nevball 713
#neveron_newbies
1st May 2011
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<ShadowMasterCM> [16:58] <+ErwinNH> at this point do you have more hardware or software issues? <<<< LMAO... yes!?!
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\nevball 714
#neveron
1st May 2011
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<vader> is LW up? if i dont see stb fake-raiding Anzac i dont ever know if it is anymore
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\nevball 715
#neveron
3rd May 2011
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* Topic is 'Welcome to #neveron | War functions are under repair. Please play honorably until they are fixed | Training is not processing, but is stored in Que | Vote for Neveron http://www.mpogd.com/games/game.asp?ID=598 |Ask for a FREE* BM mine'
<ghostrider> play honorably?
<ghostrider> what room did i just get into?
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\nevball 716
#neveron
3rd May 2011
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<Maghetti{NC}> it just isnt neveron without gunner being nuked
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\nevball 717
#neveron
5th May 2011
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<Peel> why does your moral drop when you buy a mech?!
<ShadowMasterCM> cause your people realize how horrible you actually pilot one, so they get massivly depressed, and its spreads like a rash
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\nevball 718
#neveron
6th May 2011
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<Bassy> I just want you all to know, that whatever Shadow did to fix Nev.... he broke my wireless :(
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\nevball 719
#neveron
6th May 2011
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<BakuVJ|> so ai is moving now?
<Baroness> yes
<BakuVJ|> awesome
<BakuVJ|> time to throw 1000 hunters at somebody's empire
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\nevball 720
#neveron
17th May 2011
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<Elisius> It's called Neveron syndrome
<Elisius> Its symptoms include: Playing Neveron
<Elisius> It's caused by playing Neveron
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\nevball 721
#neveron
19th May 2011
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<Doc_Savage{HoC}> When will Nev come back online?
<dieaready> never! then we can all get a life
<pete> some guy says may 21st is the end of world..I would guess nev be back may 22
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\nevball 722
#neveron
19th May 2011
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<Tigre> one good thing about Neveron: a lot of the game is in irc or forums
<Tigre> meaning pretty much everyone here has a least a rudimentary ability to read
<Tigre> we probably have the highest literacy rate of web based games
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\nevball 723
#neveron
19th May 2011
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<ErwinNH> i think most of the human race would have their brain explode if they tried to play this game
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\nevball 724
#Legion
26th May 2011
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<Dee> suddenly my desire to play in the new era has dropped like an 8 year old's balls
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\nevball 725
#player_admin
27th May 2011
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<ShadowMasterCM> bassy come out here for a minute please
<Bassy> ugh srsly, im busy.
<ShadowMasterCM> i needd to show you what prob gonna break
<Bassy> cant it wait? priorities man, im busy
<ShadowMasterCM> ill be getting up at 3:30, is that a better time for you?
<Bassy> i dont recall ever getting anything out of this
<Bassy> or agreeing to fix things
<Bassy> wheres the groceries dad?
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\nevball 726
#nevcom
27th May 2011
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<Dee> i will tell them to drop batts of cocks on people's back door
<Dee> i have the nc spirit
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\nevball 727
#neveron
27th May 2011
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<Elisius> I'd kill my best friend for 500 dp right now
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\nevball 728
#neveron
27th May 2011
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<Tigre> Bassy likes to take over shadowmaster's facebook when he leaves it logged in, maybe a bad idea to let her have hte keys to neveron :)
<Tigre> we may login one time to find the game renamed and the front page pink with hearts
<Zirconium> and sparkles!
<LD> or pink panties! hot mama!
<Zirconium> renamed to loveeveryoneron
<Tigre> in revenge for his photo and video series of her, at 21, hunting easter eggs. . .
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\nevball 729
#neveron
28th May 2011
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* ShadowMasterCM (ShadowMast@shadowmastercm.Users.AfterNET.Org) has joined #neveron
<Rommel> yay, shadow is on.....FIX EVERYTHING NAO! :D
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\nevball 730
#neveron
28th May 2011
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<ShadowMasterCM> if skill up is running, Neveron started it on its own...
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\nevball 731
#neveron
30th May 2011
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<vader> hey i finished jeep lrm! :D
<vader> only took 8 RL years
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\nevball 732
#neveron
7th June 2011
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<Grant_Von_Haltman> Heh. Moving into a hex and discovering a tower by bumping it should cause front armor/engine damage
<Grant_Von_Haltman> A particularly unforgiving piece of tower armor hits Hunter on the front for 5 damage!
<Baroness> and the pilot says: damn! those trees were easier to kick in former days, not knowing it was a tower
<Grant_Von_Haltman> Wonder if that's how towers actually stealth themselves. By pretending to be a tree
<Grant_Von_Haltman> Stealth 1 means it's a bad cardboard cutout. Stealth 10 means it has birds living in it
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\nevball 733
#neveron
7th June 2011
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<Codeman> just got off work lol
<Codeman> bout to play neveron w0000000000
<Codeman> :D
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\nevball 734
#neveron
9th June 2011
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* ShadowMasterCM_afk (none@ShadowMasterCM.Users.AfterNET.Org) Quit (Ping timeout)
* Bassy__afk (Bassy@bassy.Users.AfterNET.Org) Quit (Ping timeout)
<Gunner> I bet that server exploded and sent parts flying like shrapnel, SM is lying on the floor dying, and Nev has claimed its last victim
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\nevball 735
#neveron
9th June 2011
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<Tigre> sigh, so the world has ended, there is no more time and no more ability to move or see land
<Tigre> the end of days
* Tigre puts on sack cloth and begins pacing with a "repent" sign
<Totem> have you accepted Blake as your personal savior?
* Totem hands Tigre a WoB pamplet.
<Totem> by our will you CAN be saved
* Tigre reads "Playing Nev, a 'Timeless' occupation"
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\nevball 736
#neveron
9th June 2011
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<Tigre> AND my Wednesday and Thursday wall street jourals just showed up in the same bag!!!!
<Tigre> it's affecting real time too!!!!!!!
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\nevball 737
#neveron
10th June 2011
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<Totem> MAD-4A No You Wear Pink Panties OK -0.06 2362 2 / 2
<Totem> in your honor sm :p
<buc`WoT> yeah neg rep
<buc`WoT> makes sense :P
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\nevball 738
#neveron
12th June 2011
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<ShadowMasterCM> stop breaking zone reso already
<ShadowMasterCM> geeesh
<ShadowMasterCM> trying to have a life here
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\nevball 739
#neveron
24th June 2011
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<Hoppy|Primus-In-Exile> should i be taking my pants off or putting on a belt?
* Hoppy|Primus-In-Exile always wonders with WoB
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\nevball 740
#neveron
24th June 2011
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<Isotope[HoC]> I'm making a new HoC
<Isotope[HoC]> it's going to be called WoB
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\nevball 741
#Neveron
25th June 2011
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<Sarge> .inviteme #hoc_chat
<Hoppy> .inviteme #Thatchanneldoesntneedtoexistanymore
<Lid> ur already in #WoB :-p
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\nevball 742
#neveron
10th July 2011
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<Cougar> it's the idea of his empire surrendering at all
<Dee> maybe he should have made it fool proof
<Havok> It was! Seriously, think about it, I ran it for years!
<Havok> how much more idiot proof could it have gotten
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\nevball 743
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<vader> im assuming mags told you he single handedly defeated HoC with 2 geckos and a jeep, and that he shoots PPC rainbows
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\nevball 744
#neveron
12th july 2011
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* Lance_Bakore (Lance_Bako@Lance_Bakore.Users.AfterNET.Org) has joined #neveron
* Lance_Bakore kicks the server
<Lance_Bakore> WORK, YOU CHEAP PIECE OF OUTDATED RANDY-TECH SHIT!
* Lance_Bakore (Lance_Bako@Lance_Bakore.Users.AfterNET.Org) has left #neveron
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\nevball 745
#neveron
12th July 2011
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<Fern> wait,you mean girls dont play neveron?!
<Fern> I cant find a wife on this game??!!
<Fern> WHAT?!
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\nevball 746
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<X3> [Damian] THEY ARE HERE
<Elisius> You never really revealed who "They" are, Damian
<Mas> that is because 'they' are only in his head
<Damian> you NC boys are funny
<Elisius> Mas is NC?
* Elisius checks his nametag
<Mas> me NC? lmao
* Damian shrugs
<Damian> you smell like em - mag's sweat and other fluids all over you
<Elisius> Wait, what? People that disagree with you are automatically NevCom?
<Mas> of course didn't you know that?
<Elisius> What if you have to correct yourself on something? Would that make YOU NevCom?
<Mas> no because he can't be wrong
<Elisius> Wow. This changes everything. All I have to do to recruit for NC is to convince people about things Damian disagrees with!
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\nevball 747
#neveron
19th July 2011
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<ShadowMasterCM> i need to go afk for 21 minutes so that Fern feels loved, bbl
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\nevball 748
#neveron
22nd July 2011
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<LD> wow...just put 17 mechs in to training for over 100 days and got 1 skill down
<dieaready> that 1 skill down is proof that training is working!!!
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\nevball 749
#neveron
9th August 2011
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<Dag> Sell me your DPs and Souls. I pay good prices
<Dag> Also firstborns are accepted
<Ward> What about favorite housepets?
<Dag> I'm sorry, they don't go along with the group of firstborns I already have...758
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\nevball 750
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<ShadowMasterCM> I have no idea what you're talking about. I just harass you guys in chat, I don't play or understand the game really
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\nevball 751
#neveron
31st August 2011
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<CountWolf> whoa bassy is shadow's DAUGHTER? i thought she was his wife
<ShadowMasterCM> CountWolf[NCP], you better hope she doesnt read that...not sure i can secure the servers 24/7 to prevent her from nuking you now for that comment! :O)
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\nevball 752
#neveron
9th September 2011
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<Totem> WoB > NC
<Totem> proven fact
<Elisius-Von-Pryde{NCR}> I've yet to see that proof
<Totem> proof is on the battle field
<Elisius> The one littered with WoB wreckage or the one littered with WoB corpses?
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\nevball 753
#player_admin
23rd September
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<Totem> i needs to login. going through withdrawl
<Totem> need neveron like mattbuck needs pansexual thoughts
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\nevball 754
#neveron
27th September 2011
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<KL> now who is the owner
<KL> prinz since u kno
<KL> wonfder if its u
<Prinz_E> of course it must be me since I know the owner
<Prinz_E> I own all the empires on Nev not currently owned by somebody else
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\nevball 755
#neveron
27th September 2011
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<Velicious> are you kidding me?
<Velicious> i go on my first vacation in 10 years
<Velicious> and some jackhole in admin starts nuking my people?
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\nevball 756
#neveron
27th September 2011
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<Masashi> we love ANYONE more then randy
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\nevball 757
#neveron
30th September 2011
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<KL> you want serious offers make sure u announce the minumum start bid, ill go 10 :P
<Damian> ill do 10 n a urbie :P
<KL> ill do 10 and a valk
<Porkland> ill do 0 and a date with my g/f and ill keep teh baby at home :)
<Porkland> and ... you can take my 1993 jeep around the block
<Porkland> and shoot the shotgun and go "woo yeah"
<Porkland> i still dont know waht we are bidding on :P
<KL> cnv 2k5
<Porkland> in that case ... a date with me, my g/f will stay home with the kids ... and you have to keep it above the waist ...
<Porkland> final offer :)
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\nevball 758
#neveron
3rd October 2011
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<ryu> <_< cougar's funny
<ryu> he tried to tell me he didn't like nemi's because he doesn't like ammo based mechs :P
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\nevball 759
#neveron
5th October 2011
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<ShadowMasterCM> i wont nuke ya...I'll just dress your nukes in purple thongs
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\nevball 760
#neveron
11th October 2011
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<buc`afk> nemi is the last DP mech for sale
<Havok> I got 5dp for that nemi buc
<buc`afk> you can look at it for 5 DP
<buc`afk> touch it for 10
<buc`afk> just keep your pants on
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\nevball 761
#neveron
11th October 2011
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<pimpslap> if you went on vacation SM, and gave someone keys to your house to feed your dog, and you can home from vacation and this friend had stolen everything you owned would you be ok with that, its your fault, or would you call the cops? cause its the same thing
<Codeman> no pimp its not the same thing lol
<Codeman> its called this is a game and thats real life.
<dieaready> if thats the case, i can i have your keys to feed your dog? :p
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\nevball 762
#neveron
12th October 2011
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<Havok> I did have like 4000 hunters go poof on me a month or so ago
<Gunner> they didnt go poof, you gave Hoppy access
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\nevball 763
#neveron
12th October 2011
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<dieaready> oops, on nevball again :(
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\nevball 764
#neveron
12th October 2011
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* Hannibal (NewMe@CPE-124-188-16-37.hdbq1.win.bigpond.net.au) has joined #neveron
<Hannibal> wow, not banned from here for sedition
<Hannibal> obviously have to work on that a bit more
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\nevball 765
#neveron
14th October 2011
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<Patryn> Morning slayers of all things mech...
<Stacker> how dare you? I don't play with mechs...that is so perverse, I am stunned you would think such horrible things...
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\nevball 766
#neveron
14th October 2011
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<Chetter> woot got a kill
<mattbuck> ticket it
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\nevball 767
#neveron
19th October 2011
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<ghostrider> yeah. im randy in disguise.
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\nevball 768
#neveron
24th October 2011
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<Patryn> Can you toss me my third BM mine boss man
* ShadowMasterCM (none@ShadowMasterCM.Users.AfterNET.Org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Patryn> Guess thats what I get for asking for my mine
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\nevball 769
#neveron
25th October 2011
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<Codeman> Fully Restricted: YES for 5400h 52m
* Codeman taps his foot patiently
<Codeman> ;) im coming for you noobie
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\nevball 770
#neveron
2nd December 2011
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<wonko> i can't create a new faction, it says i'm at f-war
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\nevball 771
#neveron
12th December 2011
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<ShadowMasterCM> DABOSS im gonna make your make your mechs dance naked for my entertainment!
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\nevball 772
#neveron
13th December 2011
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<Stacker> Nev is down, Nev is down, I repeat NEV IS DOWN!!!
* Stacker hits alarm klaxon
* Stacker starts running in circles pulling out his hair
* Stacker starts hyperventilating
<Sir_Velicious> easy mate
* Stacker collapses into a mass of flesh
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\nevball 773
#neveron
15th December 2011
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<Maghetti> im a bit stressed from school and my girlfriend currently lives 24 hours of driving away from me
<Maghetti> but nev makes me happy
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\nevball 774
#neveron
15th December 2011
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<BearClaw> Well, if you really want to see the grade point average of America drop, make neveron work on smart phones!
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\nevball 775
#neveron
16th December 2011
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<DABOSS> You need 1,601,052 more civilians *sniff sniff*
<Masashi> stop whining Bosso and take it like a man. So what SM did not give us lube . . .
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\nevball 776
#neveron
16th December 2011
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<Masashi> wow it is snowing here
<Masashi> sooooo romantic
<Masashi> i need to DoW someone
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\nevball 777
#neveron
22nd December 2011
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<Tigre> I hot dropped a lance lights and hot dropped a tower and 3 mechs
<Tigre> was interesting
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\nevball 778
#neveron_admin
25th December 2011
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<mattbot3> Item 87 of 224: 4 HNT-WOB, donated by Frui. Estimated cash value for this prize is $ 100,000,000.
<mattbot3> 23 available winners, rolling dice... roll is a 1. Congratulations to Wencit!
<dieaready> mm, better stuff is coming out now
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\nevball 779
#neveron_admin
25th December 2011
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<Gunner> Chet, I should let you know, I donated half your infra to the raffle
<Chetter> god I hope I win
<Gunner> When you get your bv and pop up to twice mine, go ahead and DoW so I can collect it
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\nevball 780
#neveron
27th December 2011
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<ShadowMasterCM> what i cant figure out
<ShadowMasterCM> is where all this DP that I keep handing out ends up going
<ShadowMasterCM> is someone eating this stuff?
* ShadowMasterCM looks around for the fat kid
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\nevball 781
#neveron
29th December 2011
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<Maghetti> for every amount of money you steal, I shall kill you
<Fern> Deal, i stole 1billion nevCash
<Maghetti> thats login abuse, shadow is going to get you so good
<Maghetti> oh wait...
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\nevball 782
#neveron
7th January 2012
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<Elisius> Now now, KD. Noobie doesn't MAKE the rules he just enforces them
<Elisius> Oh wait...
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\nevball 783
#neveron
11th January 2012
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<ghostrider> so you need to seen 19.95 to sms new chair fund
<ShadowMasterCM> please...you really think id sit here 40h a week for the last year and not already have a new chair? that was so 27 seconds ago...
<ghostrider> did you get the napper crapper 3000 yet sm?
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\nevball 784
#neveron
13th January 2012
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<Frui> 12 MAD-4A Marauder Assault 100 $ 2,849,875,461 Neveron Arms Sales, Inc.
<Aetius> really?!
<ShadowMasterCM> there she be, 2.8B and counting
* Frui watches everyone scramble
<ShadowMasterCM> 12 of them up?
* Frui chants MADE YA LOOK!! MADE YA STARE!! MADE YA LOSE YOUR UNDERWEAR!!
<ShadowMasterCM> you ass
<Frui> god im so funny
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\nevball 785
#neveron
16th January 2012
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<Zirconium> the thing is... if mechs are being bought quickly, what does it actually mean
<mattbuck> it means the game is fixed!
<mattbuck> and hoc are cheating
<mattbuck> or the game is broken
<mattbuck> and hoc are cheating
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\nevball 786
#NeveronOPs
16th January 2012
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<Cambone> i liked it better not caring. you can de-op me as i will not respond anymore to nev main issues :)
* Cambone (Cambone69@h184-61-197-253.slkmwa.dsl.dynamic.tds.net) has left #NeveronOPs
<mattbuck> he can't do that
<mattbuck> he's part of hoc
<mattbuck> every hoc member is meant to be opped
<Ben_Holland> word.
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\nevball 787
#neveron
17th January 2012
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<Meuwar> man i miss login and seeing the good ol nuke detected message
<Gunner> I dont
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\nevball 788
#neveron
18th January 2012
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<Baroness> and my daugter is born in Fer. 2012 hopefully ;)
<gobi_having_baby> cool grats to you too
<ShadowMasterCM> wow congrats to you as well Baroness
<ShadowMasterCM> seems i clearly need to get Neveron working properly again, to help reduce world population growth!
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\nevball 789
#neveron
23rd January 2012
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<buc`afk> 6 AWS-8Q Awesome Assault 80 $ 1,188,355,814 Neveron Arms Sales, Inc.
<buc`afk> One Awesome bought at skill x/x for
<buc`afk> times 6
<buc`afk> :P
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\nevball 790
#neveron
24th January 2012
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<dieaready|afk> Congratulations to Gobi, another child of Neveron <----- implying that the child was conceived while nev was lagging?
<gobi> thank you, i hadnt started playing again then
<gobi> figured it would be good contraception now tho
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\nevball 791
#neveron
24th January 2012
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<Metal_Head> what??? something in neveron does not work?
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#neveron_admin
21st April 2005
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<Randy> How did I kill hoc?
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#neveron
29th January 2012
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<Elisius> The one, the only, the hated and infamous, the creature born of the greatest depths that a man can sink to, it is Jake, in the flesh
<Elisius> Hide your mechs, hide your vehicles, 'cause he's climbing in your logins, scrapping all your units up
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\nevball 794
#neveron
29th January 2012
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<Havok_HH> how much did MB say it would take to buy him out Jakey?
<Nevlord_Jake> i didnt ask
<Alexander> ill kick in 50 if it gets rid of MB :P
<mattbuck> I'd consider it if you could come up with £1000
<Jake> really? usd and your out
<mattbuck> actually, no, would take more
<Jake> name it
<mattbuck> £1,000,000; and a threesome with katy perry and holly valance
<Jake> ok lets just buy everyone else and let mattbuck be on his island
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\nevball 795
#Neveron_Holiday_Raffle
25th December 2008
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<mattbuck> ~raffle
<mattbot3> Item 2 of 322: 4 G3X-00 donated by cougar of the empire Cougar's Armored Cavalry. Estimated cash value for this prize is $ 2,000,000.
<FrostWolf> 7:)
<mattbot3> Only one person able to win. Congratulations to mattbot3! Starting a new round.
<mattbuck> crap...
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\nevball 796
#neveron
1st February 2012
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<Alexander> and you know, its funny, i have been part of codefest for 3 days now and i havent seen codeman once
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\nevball 797
#legion
1st February 2012
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<gobi> have you noticed the dramatic speed increase in nothing working properly
<gobi> i get my error messages at super speed now
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\nevball 798
#neveron
1st February 2012
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<Deebalou> WORK NEV WORK NEV WORK
<Deebalou> if we yell at it
<Deebalou> itll hear us
<Deebalou> and will work better
<Deebalou> like black peope, children and jews
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\nevball 799
#nevcom
1st February 2012
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<Baku> holy shitballs
<Baku> chetter, send me 800 bucks for a gpu
<Baku> then i can run nev something hardcore
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\nevball 800
#nevcom
1st February 2012
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<Aetius> you want sad, was me sending in a batt of 8 skill panthers
<Aetius> vs a hgn 732
<Aetius> wanted to try the pausanian way
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\nevball 801
#neveron
2nd February 2012
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<Tigre> quick Aetius, there's RFL-4D's on the market, go spend your faction mate's money on them before someone else does!!!!
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\nevball 802
#neveron
2nd February 2012
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<Elisius> See, long ago they removed pirates. So Pausanian took up the challenge!
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\nevball 803
#neveron
2nd February 2012
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<mp00> oh sm if you want lots of wars...rename half the empires on nev to 'randys new empire'
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\nevball 804
#neveron
2nd February 2012
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<mp00> yeah free and he cannot be bought either...tried to buy stuff from him >.<
<Randy> i dont want your stinking mp00 monies :)
<TheStarchDefenders> I do
<mp00> my money is pretty colourful and canadian so can be used as monopoly substitute
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\nevball 805
#neveron
3rd February 2012
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<AstoundingTuna> Whats an HoC?
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\nevball 806
#neveron
3rd February 2012
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<Codeman}> my mom has been wanting this game dead for years now
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\nevball 807
#neveron
3rd February 2012
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<ShadowMasterCM> who runs SLDF faction now...
<ShadowMasterCM> who ever it is has 5 minutes to contact me
<ShadowMasterCM> so get on the phone, text, do what ever, get in touch with them ASAP
* Randy has a delete empire button and an itchy trigger finger...
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\nevball 808
#neveron
3rd February 2012
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* Gemini slaps Randy around a bit with a large fishbot
<Gemini> thats for pirates
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\nevball 809
#neveron
3rd February 2012
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<Mas> building decay?
<Mas> seriously?
<Mas> are you retarded or something?
<mattbuck> yes Mas. 1% of your buildings in each zone every nevday it seems
<Mas> and i am supposed to repair them manually?
<Mas> well
<Mas> randy sure as hell is back
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\nevball 810
#neveron
4th February 2012
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<TheStarchDefenders> I want randy back as admin
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\nevball 811
#neveron
4th February 2012
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<Frui> paus wins
<Frui> fuck
<Frui> how did that happen
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\nevball 812
#neveron
4th February 2012
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<weird> theres a chance a planet will suffer an extinction level even at anytime you should code that in
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\nevball 813
#neveron
4th February 2012
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<Lance_Bakore> Boy, you can tell Randy was back. Already we have an issue that PLAYERS complain about, and there is immediate "Band-Aid" fix that goes against what SM promised about consulting players first.
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\nevball 814
#neveron
4th February 2012
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<vader> i think we uncovered SM here
<vader> he is an idiot
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\nevball 815
#neveron
4th February 2012
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<Maghetti> congrats SM! You room has hit 45! Oh wait everyone here came to hate on you are your retarded ideas.
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