Iball

This page lists all the quotes which make up mattbot3's ~iball function. Nevball first appeared in July 2007, when Invasion3042 became popular enough that I joined. It originally had some more random quotes, but these were transferred to ~oddball, and then Uziel had his transferred to ~uball.

If you have a quote you think should be in ~iball, please come to #neveron_admin and post it to me.

 

Last update: 28th April 2010, 266 quotes

 

~iball 1 <ReLoad> here is an odd stat: to give you guys an idea of how much im learning while doing this: i replaced 45 lines of code with 2 today.
<GCmdr_Wolvenhaven{CW}> hehe - i love doing that
<Cadet||Carin[CGB]> That's awesome when you do that
<Malachi> if reload was randy it would be "i replaced 45 lines of coding with a whole new system that you will hate"

 
~iball 2 <Victor_Creed> church, well he has a magic wand
<Victor_Creed> i do not

 
~iball 3 <Mantis{KK-HoC}> hi all
<{FWL}Chetter> hey jack
<{FWL}Chetter> you were approved for Jr memebership
<{FWL}Chetter> congratz
<mattbuck> humm
<mattbuck> Chet has "approved" you for "membership"
<mattbuck> Mantis, run. Now Mantis, RUN!

 
~iball 4 <mattbuck> if we add a y, then ReLoad_Programming is an anagram of Randy_Gargle_Imp_Room
<mattbuck> Now, I don't know what that means, but it certainly sounds bad
<mattbuck> oh wait, better one:
<mattbuck> Randy_Large_Gimp_Room

 
~iball 5 <mattbuck> Anagram of "ReLoad_PM_Only": Ladle My Porno

 
~iball 6 <GCmdr_Wolv_Fetladral{CW}> Miss! Hotel 08 3rd MRC fires a ER-PPC at {CW-TGW}GP-GW-1A needing a 14 and rolled a 11
<GCmdr_Wolv_Fetladral{CW}> ...

 
~iball 7 <Malachi> AI was so good that maximus had a conversation with it for around 2 hours
<Lord_Marshall_Mordur> ur kiddin
<Malachi> nope, i sh*t you not
<Lord_Marshall_Mordur> i wonder if AI argued with him
<Lord_Marshall_Mordur> that would be even funnier
<rearly> did he invite it out to dinner or coffee??
<Lord_Marshall_Mordur> so it mascarades as a girl
<rearly> that is a yes then!
<Lord_Marshall_Mordur> actually i bet Maxi put a move on it
<rearly> did she say yes?
<Malachi> it took the piss outa him
<Malachi> so more response than he usually gets i reckon ;)

 
~iball 8 <John_Church> the highest bv empire in the game...
<John_Church> only has bio mechs right now..
* John_Church sighs
<John_Church> what went so horribly wrong!

 
~iball 9 * Church_Puppy sets mode: +m
-Church_Puppy:#Invasion3042- Channel has been locked due to flood, sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.
* {Cult}Delerium_Ventrue{C1} is now known as Why_Invasion_moderated
* Will|Coding is now known as it_is_all_puppy_idots_doing
* Why_Invasion_moderated is now known as This_is_stupid
* {FWL}Avenger is now known as IMissDoingThis
* IMissDoingThis is now known as JustLikeOldTimes
* JustLikeOldTimes is now known as WoBInventedThisGag
* GCmdr_Wolv_Fetladral{CW} is now known as wobmustlikegags
* wobmustlikegags is now known as creepyweirdwobbies
* creepyweirdwobbies is now known as CHURCHgetyourassinhereandfixth

 
~iball 10 <BG_John_Roshak[ELH]> anyone from House Marik's higher leadership around?
<{FWL}James_Blake> Well, I can likely help you, what did you need?
<mattbuck> house marik has leadership?
<{FWL}James_Blake> Generally, we just turn either to the magic eight ball, or something similar.
<{FWL}James_Blake> But occasionally, we urinate for distance, longest distance gets to make the decision.
<mattbuck> x3 or mattbot 8ball?
<{FWL}James_Blake> No, no. A real magic eightball. We stand in a circle, throw it as high into the air as possible, and whoever it clocks in the head on the way down gets the say so.

 
~iball 11 <FrostWolf{CW}> .....im losing 35 icash a nevday wow

 
~iball 12 <Ben_Warland> lol, did all of CGB just quit?
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> They uhh...take the Ghost part of the name a lil too seriously

 
~iball 13 <GCmdr_Wolv_Fetladral{CW}> marik is one giant pussy
<GCmdr_Wolv_Fetladral{CW}> and i get plenty of them
<saKhan_Poc_Kerensky{CW}> so ur saying u get heaps of chets pussy?

 
~iball 14 <ReLoad_Barely_Awake> ive now offiically graduated to the Randy school of programming

 
~iball 15 <GCmdr_Wolv_Fetladral{CW}> i was drifting off in econ today
<GCmdr_Wolv_Fetladral{CW}> and my teacher said "extended range ppc's"
<GCmdr_Wolv_Fetladral{CW}> and i went wtf
<GCmdr_Wolv_Fetladral{CW}> she meant long term product production charts
<GCmdr_Wolv_Fetladral{CW}> but i went from being half asleep to going
<GCmdr_Wolv_Fetladral{CW}> mechs?!

 
~iball 16 <WingedPuma> oh and church
<WingedPuma> the pirates are bugged
<WingedPuma> it goes for a few phases then ends
<mattbuck> lol
<FS|Drakken_Work> bugged rats
* FS|Drakken_Work has a case of deja vu

 
~iball 17 <GCmdr_Wolv_Fetladral{CW}> ohh, pretty, laurens landing zone is nicely cut and trimmed
<Osiris> landing strip?
<GCmdr_Wolv_Fetladral{CW}> more of a triangle
<Osiris> or an arrow?
<Shinagami101> Loading Zone this way?

 
~iball 18 <Malachi> !!!
<Malachi> Guys I have some absolutely great news!
<GCmdr_Zirconium_Radik{CW}> your pregnant with chets child?
<Malachi> I've just found out Pimp is going to become a father!
<Hida_Fushu> that implies humanity
<Hida_Fushu> lies!
<Hida_Fushu> lies!!!
<GCmdr_Zirconium_Radik{CW}> poor kid :p
<mattbuck> mal
<mattbuck> that isn't great news
<mattbuck> it's f***ing SCARY
<mattbuck> i mean, pimp learned lw when he was already grown up
<mattbuck> imagine what his kid will be like, having been trained IN THE WOMB

 
~iball 19 <Khan_Ian_Hawker{CDS}> just checked my mechs that went on a raid last night to the pirates world , should have returned home , now they are on bearclaw ??????
<mattbuck> ^_-
<Sly_Calderon> their seems to be a few "issues"
<mattbuck> seth didn't quit that which must not be mentioned
<mattbuck> he's doing industrial sabotage
<TheStarchDefenders> lol
<mattbuck> well
<mattbuck> actually, he thinks he's working for invasion

 
~iball 20 <StCol_Egwene_Grimaldi> and something most of you in here do not realize but all the bickering and e-penis measuring that happens drives off MORE ppl than losing
* TheStarchDefenders wonders if eggy has an e-penis
<StCol_Egwene_Grimaldi> you do not want to find out

 
~iball 21 <Ben_Holland> lol, I can't send a mech on patrol because "There are baddies in the Landing zone!"

 
~iball 22 <Toontje_Liao> hmm.. JC checking up on laurens performance?
<GCmdr_Wolv_Fetladral{CW}> she performed well last night
<GCmdr_Wolv_Fetladral{CW}> i was exhausted afer 4 goes
<Toontje_Liao> no, I meant I get weird battle messages.. something about laughing very meanly. ;(
<GCmdr_Wolv_Fetladral{CW}> all i know is that lauren like staring at my crotch, she has said "is that an erppc in your pants or are you happy to see me" 4 or 5 times

 
~iball 23 * Ben_Pirate_Hunting is now known as Ben_Running_From_Pirates

 
~iball 24 <Lauren> I may have some lame insults, but you are more pathetic then Tzu-Theory downstairs!

 
~iball 25 <Lauren> I hear that The Church of John is full of a bunch of girly men!

 
~iball 26 <John_Church> you have the worst quotes possible wolv.
<John_Church> I am revoking your powers as quote manager.

 
~iball 27 <ReLoad> the day cult rules over terra is the day randy and i get married.

 
~iball 28 <mattbuck> Khan_Striker_Cage?
<mattbuck> gods. how many khans does this channel need?
<Khan_Striker_Cage> at least 1 more
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> not enough
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> we need more for an orgy

 
~iball 29 <Kiojsef> In a raid, i need to attack the landing zone first before i attack the mining zone right?
<ReLoad> correct
<ReLoad> if you dont your units will get leprosy
<Coordinator-BlueWeasel{DC}> surely leprosy can be cured with IP
<ReLoad> depends what falls off before you apply the cure
<DireMage> surely even sterility can be cured with enough ip
<Coordinator-BlueWeasel{DC}> clearly worked for ReLoad
<ReLoad> indeed
<ReLoad> clearly

 
~iball 30 <ilKhan_Kraken_Hazen> HIT! Flamin' Poofta Wombat hits Reload in the H with 10 inch...errr points of damage :O

 
~iball 31 <John_Church> I will say this
<John_Church> my own RNG hates me
<John_Church> everytime I fight on it
<John_Church> I get headcapped

 
~iball 32 <John_Church> The Right Hand Of ReLoad it isn't even in the db anymore
<{NC}Snow_Fox> and its pourpose?
<{NC}Snow_Fox> besides being the ultimate killing machine
<{FWL}c4_away> keep the lhor busy
<John_Church> there will be a RHOR again sometime
<John_Church> new and improved!
<mattbuck> what about a LHOR, or a MLOR
<{FWL}c4_away> eww i wouldnt touch the mlor
<{FWL}c4_away> never know where its been
<mattbuck> between the RLOR and the LLOR
<John_Church> .kb mattbuck
* X3 sets mode: +b *!*@mattbuck.Users.AfterNET.Org
* mattbuck was kicked by X3 ((John_Church-Work) Bye.)
<John_Church> bad.
<saKhan_Poc_Kerensky{CW}> but funny

 
~iball 33 <cyanide> there is a charges for parts/minerals etc not in warehouse...correct?
<SupermarketZombies> yea
<SupermarketZombies> loader takes your soul
<ReLoad> some souls are not tasty

 
~iball 34 * Shaitan (Shaitan@c-69-243-20-230.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #invasion3042
* X3 sets mode: +v Shaitan
<X3> [Shaitan] <Reload_at_Work> the day cult rules over terra is the day randy and i get married.
<mattbuck> shai...
<mattbuck> does this mean you're organising the wedding?
<Shaitan> nah MJ said he would organize it. NC is doing the catering. Marik is providing entertainment.
<Tzu-Theory> Marik on entertainment? Man, that will be interesting
<redneck_> or sickening

 
~iball 35 <saKhan|Ravill_Pryde|CJF> is there such a thing as to many mechs
<Zirconium_Radik{CW}> nope, but there is such a thing as too much maint

 
~iball 36 <Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> if a mech slides on a road in CBT, I tihnk if it ends up in the same hex as another mech it displaces it and can floor it
<Ravill> lol nice
<ivarroland[FWL]> could act like a banana peel with the oozing hydraulic fluids and such
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> oozing fluids? Since when was this #marik?

 
~iball 37 <John_Church> what the fuck
<John_Church> need some pirate hookers
<CJF|Khan_Troa_Chistu> uh
<CJF|Khan_Troa_Chistu> come again?
<John_Church> PIRATE hookers, the type that hang around ports and ride ship after ship
<John_Church> the dumber the better
<CJF|Khan_Troa_Chistu> why the need?
<John_Church> a man's gotta have needs only a pirate hooker can satisfy

 
~iball 38 <Kato> At next stat update I should have 77,700 poop

 
~iball 39 <{NC}Invader> each time I click a google ad, how much money does reload get?
<Malachi> does he get any?
<{NC}Invader> isn't it like 1/2 a cent
<Malachi> i clicked on one for new and used cranes
<Malachi> i decided i needed some heavy lifting in my life

 
~iball 40 <ReLoad> wow
<ReLoad> i just got a help ticket
<ReLoad> that was meant for neveron

 
~iball 41 <Malachi> anywhere i go a fly will please me
<Malachi> east to west coast, invasion girls are easy
* Malachi winks at eggy

 
~iball 42 <ReLoad> there is only one quandrant that concerns us, and our ROM agents have assured me there is notrhign to fear as they are but a disorganised rabble
<mattbuck> well, reload has whatever the i-equivalent of 216 whatever the i-equivalent of stone rhinos are at whatever the i-equivalent of -10/-10 is with whatever the i-equivalent is of 30/50/30 movement
<mattbuck> to paraphrase the thatwhichmustnotbenamed-equivalent of John_Church
<ReLoad> ROFL

 
~iball 43 <Alex_Uglyleopard_Logan> Well, im going out to the cinema for a couple of hours.. when i get back the galaxy better be in tatters or ill demand my money back

 
~iball 44 <GCmdr_Beldemon{CW}> i am not fond of the BJ

 
~iball 45 <StCol_Ben_Holland> I feel bad now
<StCol_Ben_Holland> The guy I invaded
<StCol_Ben_Holland> defended his mining sector with two mining mech

 
~iball 46 <mattbuck> this damn game has more alliances than peel has stds

 
~iball 47 <mattbuck> how much would we have to donate to make you name your kids randy and greg? :p
<ReLoad> about 42 billion dollars
<ReLoad> thats a form of child abuse

 
~iball 48 <Airwhale> You are lucky we are on the same side, Tzu. Else, your large army would have to face off against my trivia knoledge

 
~iball 49 <John_Church> throw up your promo codes so we can get some more players
<John_Church> we need them after losing 100 yesterday
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> I was wondering where half my clan went...

 
~iball 50 <Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> JC is busy looking at this conversation and giggling
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> thats cause reloads tickling him
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> .....I didnt think JC and Loader were in House Marik

 
~iball 51 <Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> Hey, urbies have feelings too
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> mainly feelings of "waddle waddle thunk thunk PAIN", but still feelings

 
~iball 52 <Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> if there was an Invasion poll of most likely to win a Darwin Award, I believe i would win
<WingedPuma> I smell a challenge

 
~iball 53 <Khan_Wolvenhaven_Sainze{FM}> hmm
<Khan_Wolvenhaven_Sainze{FM}> i am getting 2 gigs of ram for christmas
<Khan_Wolvenhaven_Sainze{FM}> maybe with 3 gigs i can finally play invasion

 
~iball 54 <Ambient> What can I say, what with Uziel as a leader, I almost feel obligated to try and break things.

 
~iball 55 <SCpt_Murphy_Kabrinksi{CGB}> update not loaded yet or something?
<saKhan|Carin_Tseng[CGB]> Reload borked the marketplace somehow, he's fixing it.
<mattbuck> more proof that reload is uziel riding on a kangaroo

 
~iball 56 <Khan_Wolvenhaven_Sainze{FM}> Fixed a bug which was allowing players to delete units that were in combat.
<Khan_Wolvenhaven_Sainze{FM}> why would you even try that?
<Khan_Wolvenhaven_Sainze{FM}> does it lock the other person in the zone or something?
<mattbuck> rox and hoppy
<mattbuck> nuff said

 
~iball 57 <Plue> the first three times I tried to raid Lauren... wow
<Plue> first time, my troops landed, then apparently defected
<Plue> well actually they were Hida's troops, but meh
<Plue> second time somewhere between telling them to attack the landing zone, and getting there they vanished
<Plue> third... the dropship just poofed halfway there
<Plue> I stopped raiding then

 
~iball 58 <Malachi> http://invasion3042.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=2571 hey guys check that out and see what you think
<mattbuck> i hate you j
<mattbuck> i click the link to find out what's going on, decide i don't care, so go look at the offtopic forum
<mattbuck> look at the thread about christmas and find it full of references to beastiality and kissing rox
<Liam> that's disgusting... kissing rox?
<Liam> who would do such a thing
<WingedPuma> lmao liam. dont care about the beastiality then?
<Liam> well, i speak out against the more abhorrent of the two acts

 
~iball 59 * GCmdr_Zirconium_Radik{CW} farts
* Delerium_Ventrue (Roxtogo@c-24-14-85-118.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #invasion3042
<WingedPuma> wow zirc
<WingedPuma> you farted out a rox
<GCmdr_Zirconium_Radik{CW}> if thats the case i need to stop it, cult moan enough about having just the one :)

 
~iball 60 <ReLoad> Phase: 27 battleid: 6339 Warid: 2316 Attackers: 270709 Defenders: 249185
<ReLoad> look at it this way
<ReLoad> people will save a LOT in maint this next daychange

 
~iball 61 <CrayzedLyon[LC]> I blame cult. for killing my mech in the ffa while it was loaded on the dropship

 
~iball 62 <Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> I had a Goliath try to moon me
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> rest assured, my Brimstone gave him an enema

 
~iball 63 <{FWL}Invader> "Fixed a bug which allowed c3 units to do physicals at Chuck Norris type ranges "
<{FWL}Invader> I am guessing this meant that assault mechs were performing roundhouse kicks to the face from 18 hexes away?
<Splurch> I think it means they were performing roundhouse kicks to the face that destroyed mechs owned by that empire not in the fight, it is Chuck Norris afterall.
<kiojsef> It was my lao hu. He kicked a pirate in the face from 60m away...
<kiojsef> It was such a great day

 
~iball 64 <Ben_Holland> The Enemies Raid mission, operation Umm Was a success.
<Ben_Holland> It hit us hard sir, we lost: Bpoints: 0, Rpoints: 0, Mpoints: 0, Fpoints: 0, Repairpoints: 0, Tpoints: 0, ICash: 0
<Ben_Holland> Plus any minerals, parts and blueprints from the zone which was raided.
<Ben_Holland> Noes!

 
~iball 65 <Snow_Fox> are pirate landing zones protected now?
<Snow_Fox> wait thats a odd bug
<Snow_Fox> some how i managed to get a warhammer to defend the lvl 1 rat landing zone

 
~iball 66 <Tzu-Theory> Can I move damaged units back onto the DS and reduce my BV count so I can bring a fresh one back?
<{FWL}Papa-Smurf> no tzu
<Tzu-Theory> gay
<{FWL}Papa-Smurf> lol sadly enough i am right
<{FWL}Papa-Smurf> mr. big hotshot LWer
<Tzu-Theory> I dont switch out mechs often
<Tzu-Theory> I usually win outright
<{FWL}Papa-Smurf> yeah empty zones are easy, arent they?

 
~iball 67 <ReLoad> Empire ID 1337 auto deleted
<ReLoad> the noob didnt know what he was sitting on :/

 
~iball 68 <WingedPuma> Loader, why are units getting stuck in the sims? *cries*
<Blaer> ouch..
<WingedPuma> its not so much ouch, its that ibuddy is having an epileptic fit over it
<Surray> :P
<WingedPuma> yes its your fault
<StCol_Egwene_Grimaldi[KG-ADC]> well look at its creator :P
<WingedPuma> true, one letter away from being a surrat
<Surray> pff!
<Surray> if(user==wp){ExplodePC();}

 
~iball 69 <A_KuriosLooking_Rock> snowfox. i know the truth comstar has been trying to cover up
<A_KuriosLooking_Rock> mechs are aliens, and arnt built in factories, they reproduce
<A_KuriosLooking_Rock> we must quickly discover a way to prevent reproduction before what happened on comstat beta happens on all our worlds
<A_KuriosLooking_Rock> I personaly plan on euthinizing all my mechs, I advice you all to do the same
<A_KuriosLooking_Rock> its been proven they are after hostile takeover, the mechs took Comstar Beta aready, next could be marik, or even cult, and what defence do we have against them?
<A_KuriosLooking_Rock> mechs?
<Snow_Fox> our only defense lies with tanks areospace and infantry
<A_KuriosLooking_Rock> and we dont have those
<Snow_Fox> then god help us. God help us all

 
~iball 70 <Snow_Fox> i wonder what loaders doing
<Khan_Wolvenhaven_Sainze{FM}> he's a male prostitute
<Khan_Wolvenhaven_Sainze{FM}> you figure it out
* Khan_Wolvenhaven_Sainze{FM} was kicked by ReLoad_At_Work (he's also going to kick your ass back to the stone age)

 
~iball 71 * prettygirl11 (prettygirl@msntv2.dialup-4.160.201.137.Dial1.Cincinnati1.Level3.net) has joined #Marik
<prettygirl11> hello anybody here
* prettygirl11 (prettygirl@msntv2.dialup-4.160.201.137.Dial1.Cincinnati1.Level3.net) has left #Marik

 
~iball 72 <Bandit> 11 rolls for an 11 now to retreat
<WingedPuma> bandit, there is hope, I've retreated on 12s
<Bandit> no there isnt puro
<Bandit> my life is over
<Bandit> im just gonna jump off a bridge

 
~iball 73 <saKhan|Carin_Tseng[CGB]> Bandit is FS (Davion)
<saKhan|Carin_Tseng[CGB]> (Know that because he killed a CGB sector on Bearclaw. :P)
<saKhan|Carin_Tseng[CGB]> (Newbie that appears to have quit, but hey, a win's a win, right surats? ;D)
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> which one was that....ah yeah, Teacher's Rest
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> I should actually pay bandit a comission for removing an inactive
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> I mean, bandit saved me 250mil! :p

 
~iball 74 <Khan_Wolvenhaven_Sainze{FM}> so umm...
<Khan_Wolvenhaven_Sainze{FM}> i just anihilated hells horses by accident

 
~iball 75 <WingedPuma> i want you!! (In a strictly not marik way)

 
~iball 76 <Snow_Fox> ok i just read through half the Pballs
<Snow_Fox> WHY IN GODS NAME AM I MARIK?

 
~iball 77 <{FWL}Ozgott> Marik loves everyone... we are going to spread our love all over the IS

 
~iball 78 <Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> kids, play nice. Else I send Carin in the pink tutu. and you wont like it.
<Khan_Ben_Holland> uhh... been there done that?
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> ...
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> ....
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> .....
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> ive heard of building interclan relations
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> but thats just TOO FAR ben.
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> TOO FAR.

 
~iball 79 <Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> your ability to lead is directly proportional to number of times you can say "fuck" while still conveying the full meaning of your orders
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> my record is I think 14 times in one briefing

 
~iball 80 <FS|Templar-Edder> is the game still lagging ;?
<{FWL}Invader> ya
<Khan_MJ_Vickers{CW}> reload is the site under attack again?
<ReLoad> seems fine here MJ
<ReLoad> remeber the server is in AU :)
<Khan_MJ_Vickers{CW}> so your saying the aussie hamsters running round in the big wheel are pissed again :P
<ReLoad> id say the dolphins carryign the messages form here to the USA have been eaten by sharks
<Ben_Holland> damn those sharks
<Uthalis> should send more than one dolphin at a time, doesn't the net know anything

 
~iball 81 <{fwl}petros> toontje r u going to only use the kintaro?
<{fwl}petros> my 4 year old son is piloting against you
<Toontje_Liao> that'll be possibly be the one in a million chance of a win
<{fwl}petros> he said come and get me neener neener ne ne
<Toontje_Liao> lol. coming..
<{fwl}petros> cheeky little lad isnt he
<WingedPuma> are you sure he's 4
<WingedPuma> cause that sounds awfully like MJ

 
~iball 82 <buc`> nev > invasion. thats all that needs to be said
* Chameleon agrees and points to the name of the room
<mattbuck> i say hoc should invade 3042
<mattbuck> they always claim hoc runs 3042
<HELLrazer-> hell Aye
<mattbuck> let's make it a reality
<mattbuck> liberate our comrades in TC and shit
<mattbuck> and join in a holy war that will burn across the heavens
<mattbuck> until all of the galaxy is under the dominion of HoC

 
~iball 83 <StCpt_Esau_Pryde> not my fault you guys let your genes just mix around in a warm container
<{FWL}SnowFox> lemme put it this way
<{FWL}SnowFox> we will have way more fun mixing them in a warm container then you will ever have with a test tube

 
~iball 84 <Ben_Holland> Star Adder Declares an Alliance with Neveron 23/09/3054 1:50 AM <---Just because you said to declare War =P
<Bandit> u traitor
<Ben_Holland> Watch me get banned for declaring an alliance with Nev :P
<mattbuck> wait.... WHAT?
<SupermarketZombies> you can declare alliances with character strings apparently
<Ben_Holland> When ever you type that thing in
<Ben_Holland> it declares an alliance with the group you first selected
<Ben_Holland> so uh
<Ben_Holland> apperantly I'm allied to Davion now

 
~iball 85 <Plue{SomeTitle}> With immediate effect all invasion mission types may only attack with 75% of the defenders bracket on all attacks. This makes invasions favour the defender even more.
<FS|Templar-Edder> isnt that a good thing for a certain house with little bv ;P
<octurion> lol, i think reload did that to help protect marik from toontje ;P

 
~iball 86 <ReLoad> classses..... mmmmm............
<{FWL}Invader> no. bad
* {FWL}Invader smacks reload's hand
<ReLoad> skill ups.........mmmmmm........
<{FWL}Invader> nno
<ReLoad> zombies
* {FWL}Invader hands Reload a beer, look at this instead
<ReLoad> shut up u idiot, im thinking
<Accipiter> Forced FWAR!
<ReLoad> either stealth towers, or Donation only uber mechs
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> how about donation only stealth towers?
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> two birds with one stone - need to donate to find them
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> ever dollar is a free guess on where they are like in minesweeper
<ReLoad> ill have a yacht next to randy in no time!

 
~iball 87 * {FWL}Snow_Fox is now known as NeedClanCockpitsPMforTrade
<HptGen_Jedan_Steiner{LC}> Oh my goodness, Snow Fox... my directory box on the right side of the chat window cut your name off at the word 'pits'. I was about to try and get you kicked!!!!

 
~iball 88 <Toontje_Liao> You take the front, I'll bring up the rear
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> you sound like a FWLer already

 
~iball 89 * ReLoad changes topic to 'Latest Version: 2.26 - REINSTALL the game from fresh if prior to 2.20 | Vote for Invasion3042! Currently #6 www.mpogd.com '
<ReLoad> new version up
<StCmdr_Splido_Ward> what's new with this one?
<Malachi> bleh
<ReLoad> the death star
<StCmdr_Splido_Ward> is it fully operational?
<ReLoad> oh no but its ion mount works fine
<ReLoad> except some clown left a long channel open with a small hole to the engines
<GCmdr_Liam_Ward{CW}> can't you, i dunno, put a cover over it?
<StCmdr_Splido_Ward> labor cost would be too much in spacesuits
<ReLoad> look, as much as I'd like to cover it up, it can only be accessed by really ham actors.

 
~iball 90 <ReLoad> my wifes sisters were both wrong with thier kids
<ReLoad> while <<<<< Reload >>>>> waS RIGHT
<ReLoad> looking at takign a 4-0 lead
<ReLoad> if i can answer help tickets i sure as hell can guess the sex of babies

 
~iball 91 <Chancellor_Toontje_Recruiting> Join Liao!
<Chancellor_Toontje_Recruiting> We're more fun then those silly Steiners
<Chancellor_Toontje_Recruiting> I also can promiss you a bath in marik blood every day!
<Chancellor_Toontje_Recruiting> I'll feed you from my teat untill you are able to stand on your feet!

 
~iball 92 <Ogre> hmm lotta poeple no chating. let me start on what a lame game this has become
<LyCom_Fleet_Admiral_Plue> Psst, you have the wrong Nick, You're looking for 'Troll'
<Ogre> nyet
<mattbuck> Troll! Troll in the chatroom!
<mattbuck> thought you ought to know
* mattbuck faints

 
~iball 93 <Tzu-Warfare> Comstar Declares Annoyance against - Wolf - 17/03/3055

 
~iball 94 <shas> hi
<Fallstar> What house/clan are you from?
<Fallstar> Sorry if I'm being blunt
<shas> ¬_¬
<mattbuck> that's fairly blunt
<Fallstar> Then I apologise profusely
<shas> </stupid>
<mj_work> wow i feel degraded..its like someone just came in here and went A/S/L :P

 
~iball 95 <{FWL}c4bombexpert> a/s/l ?
<Khan_MJ_Vickers{CW}> 21/f/where ever you want me to be you stud muffins
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> 19/you pick/on my knees
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> ^ fwl motto

 
~iball 96 <mattbuck> you joined marik?
<shas> yes
<mattbuck> you poor poor soul
<shas> so far we've had necrophilia and lonedragon's wife as topics of conversation

 
~iball 97 <shas> im on ur planet
<shas> stealin ur food
<{FWL}Cpt_Arlo_Roman> my non existant food?
<shas> i clearly did not think this one through

 
~iball 98 <Malachi> hmm i should prolly rename my emp from CWM STFU WHINERS WAITIN ON REAL NAME

 
~iball 99 <Malduc_Icaza|Pool_Closed> Now, everyone thinks CWM is the bad guy for attacking those posts, when it is the others that started the controversy
<Malduc_Icaza|Pool_Closed> it was one individual trying to associate us with TC, just because we have old TC members in the faction
<mattbuck> did you know that if you change just THREE of the letters in CWM, you get HoC?

 
~iball 100 <mattbuck> we need a good iball 100. reload/uziel, say something stupid. MAGNIFICENTLY stupid
<ReLoad> i like randy
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> I like you
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> and randy likes me
<saKhan|Ravill_Pryde|CJF> nice
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> threesome?
<saKhan|Ravill_Pryde|CJF> WOOT
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig{CGB}> that stupid enough matt?

 
~iball 101 <Tzu-Warfare> I want to make an Invasion Animated Series... "Urby, the Love Mech"
<WingedPuma> tzu, I've already done it
<WingedPuma> I mated an urby with a warhammer
<mattbuck> no puro, you had sex with a tramp by a rubbish bin
<Tzu-Warfare> lol. her name was Urby
<WingedPuma> least she was conscious this time
<mattbuck> she? what are you talking about?
<Tzu-Warfare> hah, Urby fooled you too!
<WingedPuma> hey... Im sticking to my story, it was a he
<WingedPuma> its not my fault if I didnt turn her round to check
<WingedPuma> ..
<WingedPuma> CRAP

 
~iball 102 <shas> i want to be chet's consort
<shas> i mean a researcher
<shas> can you arrange this
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> haha
* {FWL}Chetter (webchat@68-114-83-163.dhcp.oxfr.ma.charter.com) has joined #FWL-Members
<{FWL}Chetter> hello all

 
~iball 103 <Wolvenhaven> lol
<Wolvenhaven> i killed my clan leader 8 times in a row in COD4, he is so pissed at me right now
<{NC}Kurios> you are your clan leader

 
~iball 104 <saKhan|Carin_Tseng[CGB]> Interesting.
<saKhan|Carin_Tseng[CGB]> Someone managed to run into the building where I work...
<shas> on ai i guess

 
~iball 105 <TheStarchDefenders> i am reading the tickets i sent to loader and like 3/4 of em dont make sense
<TheStarchDefenders> check this out ovie
<TheStarchDefenders> if you hit the name button then your to hit #s go away you can just click a diff mech and back on it to fix it but thought i would send it anyway
<TheStarchDefenders> ohhh, i understand what i said now!
<{FWL}Snow_Fox> thats good, but did loader ever figure it out?

 
~iball 106 <{FWL}Snow_Fox> hey loader AI down for maint?
<ReLoad> nope unless jc has it down
<{FWL}Snow_Fox> ok well its acting very much down
<ReLoad> ill reset it
<BlueWeasel{CWM}> do you let John_Church work on system critical components when Oklahoma is likely to lose a game?

 
~iball 107 <Armigilion> I bleeding money like a stuck pig
<Armigilion> and I cant go reclaim a sector cause rox abused warworld and replanted himself
<Armigilion> I canna allow that - he must die
<Armigilion> .8 rox must die?
<X3> Armigilion: No.
<Armigilion> .8 are you secretly roxes lover?
<X3> Armigilion: It won't happen, not a chance, definitely no.
<Armigilion> .8 are you being obtuse?
<X3> Armigilion: I don't know!

 
~iball 108 <Duke_Victor_Frost> I just logged in
<Duke_Victor_Frost> ...I have 200 million food
<SaKhan-Shinagami[AFK]> Yep, i have like 250mil
<SaKhan-Shinagami[AFK]> It kind of just.... builds
<Duke_Victor_Frost> no kidding
<Duke_Victor_Frost> I need to force feed my people

 
~iball 109 <John_Church> Lauren is the only person associated with this game that goes by their real name
<{FRR}XO_Lord_Ovie> i'd like to know how she finds time to pilot all thoes pirate mechs
<John_Church> She doesn't anymore
<John_Church> I hired indian kids
<TheStarchDefenders> my friend did that for his WoW account
<TheStarchDefenders> it got deleted :P
<{FRR}XO_Lord_Ovie> ahhhh - explains there crapy tactics
<John_Church> yeah, we are upgrading to Koreans for the next version of AI

 
~iball 110 * weird (weird@d75-154-88-192.abhsia.telus.net) has joined #Invasion3042
<WingedPuma> WEIRD?!
<WingedPuma> hell no, you arent having the southern galaxy in this game

 
~iball 111 <John_Church> but if I was even like 3rd cousins with lauren I think I would probably break up with her
<Snow_Fox> that would suck
<Snow_Fox> for all of us
<Snow_Fox> the AI would go on a murder fest
<John_Church> AI would change to reload's mom
<John_Church> and she is too much woman for all of you guys to handle

 
~iball 112 <iLLKhan_Dookie_Dookie[Clan-Mup> are daychanges still broken?
<John_Church> daychanges are broken?
<shas> the sky is falling, obama is the antichrist
<John_Church> its ok there is always
<John_Church> JESUS CHRIST! SUPER STAR!
<shas> church - WWJCD?
<John_Church> well if JC = John Church the answer is always found in alcohol
<John_Church> err I mean sorry kids
<John_Church> don't buy alcohol

 
~iball 113 <Cromy> don't see why people like the Inner Sphere so much . . . so much politics so much drama . . . bleh
<SupermarketZombies> clans have drama too :(
<quindo_CC> yay... WHAT GENE BANK IS MY MUTATID GENES FROM?

 
~iball 114 <saKhan_raven_101st> Hail
<{Liao}Tyrranus> oyhaou gozaimasu
<saKhan_raven_101st> ?
<{Liao}Tyrranus> nihongo(japanese) for good morning
<mj_work> which is funny because liao is meant to be based on the chinese :P
<{Liao}Tyrranus> fine Nihao :P
<saKhan_raven_101st> ah, well unfortunatly we can not all be bi-lingual
<{Liao}Tyrranus> Im still learnin nihongo
<saKhan_raven_101st> i am doing good just to speak 1 language
<John_Church> We as admins struggle with English

 
~iball 115 <WingedPuma> blood name map? eh?
<WingedPuma> confused.com
<SupermarketZombies{MH}> o yeah you've been gone for forever
<SupermarketZombies{MH}> there are missions you can do if you subscribe
<SupermarketZombies{MH}> for warpoints
<John_Church> you can also have sex with a pony for warpoints, but Uziel will be the first to let you know, its not worth it in the end

 
~iball 116 <LyCom_Fleet_Admiral_Plue> Sellin 100t movement BP's and more Thawks
<LyCom_Fleet_Admiral_Plue> Also selling doom in a can
<LyCom_Fleet_Admiral_Plue> not recommended for human consumption

 
~iball 117 <Khan_Uziel_Huntsig> Luci, you get my signup cash?
<Lucifer> yup
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig> awesomesauce
<Snow_Fox> what is awesome sauce is it a heinz product?
<Snow_Fox> i mean i know what it is, but what is it
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig> yarp, its made of pure win
<Snow_Fox> i wonder if awesomesauce could be bottled and sold to high paying buyers
<Snow_Fox> i know Microsoft would be very interested in it
<ReLoad> well ill be honest it depends where the awesomesauce is bottled, if its from the FWL, id highly recomend against it.
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig> it's the wrong colour, for a start
<Khan_Uziel_Huntsig> its meant to be higher in protein, though.

 
~iball 118 <John_Church> Anyhow, vehicles can move now on AI
<John_Church> when they start cheating outrageously let me know
<Arthur_Davion{Circ_Fed}> what if they cheat but its not outrageous?
<John_Church> we call those enhancements

 
~iball 119 <John_Church> I don't see any reason this would happen
<John_Church> but if somehow reload forever pissed me off
<John_Church> I would put an idf 5 on every unit in the game

 
~iball 120 <John_Church> Reload is my manhood

 
~iball 121 <ReLoad> ok we have some serious issues with ai it seems :(
<ReLoad> its moved bunkers

 
~iball 122 <John_Church> http://invasion3042.com/i/inews
<mattbuck> woo, daychanges
<Eggy> lol, poor mb he does not even play
<mattbuck> jc, i don't suppose i can trade a daychange for you posting a game-wide message telling McDookie that you should only capitalise the start of sentences and titles, not random words?
<John_Church> I would have to start making fun of Reload about grammar if I started on the players
<mattbuck> what's your point?

 
~iball 123 * InvGuest (InvGuest@77.208.79.203) Quit (Quit: Invasion3042 forever!)
<mattbuck|Khan_Fry> you know, reload needs to change that
<mattbuck|Khan_Fry> guests quitting invasion3042 forever isn't a good thing
<{BA}Hellspwan> Pfft he has had 9 players quit since yesterday
<ReLoad> yeah thats what happens when you have a cheater exposed.

 
~iball 124 <ReLoad> shame to lose players, it always is
<ReLoad> but, if they are going to leave over this then perhaps thats the best thing for everyone.
* Carin|Leaving (none@pool-70-109-4-43.atl.dsl-w.verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout)

 
~iball 125 * Carin|Leaving has joined #invasion3042

 
~iball 126 <ReLoad> i think i need to have a crazy sale here
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> i bid iball.txt
<sakhan_raven_101st> u can sell it all to me for 1 doller icash
<ReLoad> i have a huge mountain of baby dummies
<ReLoad> from the games biggest dummy spit.

 
~iball 127 <John_Church> Slinky + Silly Putty > Invasion3042
<John_Church> way too entertaining
<John_Church> I love my desk toys

 
~iball 128 <TheStarchDefenders> come on loader calm down before you delete my lifes only real meaing

 
~iball 129 <Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> hey arlo is ur house broke or something?
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> i mean 1 of ur fellas is/was trying to sell 1 yes 1 unit of zinc for 1mil
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> is that zinc gold plated or something?

 
~iball 130 <Arlo{GDL}> HIT!175351 THG-10E hits Pirate STG-6L with a Double Punch in the CT and scores a KILL!
<Arlo{GDL}> Pirate STG-6L has been destroyed!Te was a bounty of 365200 for killing Pirate STG-6L
<Arlo{GDL}> what a big meanie!
<DCMS_Zetren> hey arlo what mech is a STG-6L?
<Arlo{GDL}> stinger, 20 tons :)

 
~iball 131 <sakhan_raven_101st> hello friends, how goes it today
<Arthur_Davion{Circ_Fed}> fair to meh
<Arthur_Davion{Circ_Fed}> slight chance of world domination
<ReLoad> i tried the whole world domination thing, it doesnt work, in the end i submitted a ticket.

 
~iball 132 <Ben_Holland> God damnit, I hate you all
<TheStarchDefenders> why
<Ben_Holland> talking about food reminded me "Hey my food stocks are getting low. Time to get more BP for food buildings"
<Ben_Holland> and I just converted my WP to FP rather than BP :(
<{Cap-Gen_of_Marik}Seawolf> ROFL. the power of food

 
~iball 133 <Arthur_Davion{Circ_Fed}> thats just not right
<sakhan_raven_101st> that was a one hit kill.. gotta love it
<sakhan_raven_101st> c what happens when u spawn behind me.... lol
<Arlo{GDL}> stay away from raven's rear, its deadly^
<sakhan_raven_101st> ;) if u only knew.....

 
~iball 134 <{Cap-Gen_of_Marik}Seawolf> no tag and no ai
* Malachi slaps John_Church around a bit with a large trout
<Malachi> does Lauren usually go down this much? ;)

 
~iball 135 <mattbuck> who the hell would ever create a faction and call it butte hold pirates
<mattbuck> seriously, butt and pirates shouldn't be used in the same sentence
<mattbuck> and butte hold is bad enough on its own

 
~iball 136 <llamavore> does anyone have any idea why the noob player guide wouldn't work for me? I have adobe 7
<mattbuck> dunno, but it's crap anyway
<mattbuck> it tells you what the buttons are, but they're labelled
<mattbuck> and spends 50% of it discussing how to roleplay
<mattbuck> i think a furry wrote it and is using 3042 as a recruiting tool
<llamavore> shit, now i really want to read it
<llamavore> copy it into the wiki with some furry images plx

 
~iball 137 * Arlo_{GDL} is computer incappable
<Arlo_{GDL}> i had my friend buy the exact same computer as mine so he could tell me step by step how to install invasion

 
~iball 138 <TheStarchDefenders> loader you there?
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> loader isnt here right now...he is having "special" time with Church...please leave a message after the beep.....

 
~iball 139 <sakhan_raven_101st> hey is there anyway to make it so that kills can not be credit to the mech that killed it if its the same mech? like suiciding
<BlueWeaver{CWM}> I'd rather see fire phase and physical phase split into seperate events than care who gets credit for a kill
<sakhan_raven_101st> would end the ppl intentally suciding was what i was getting at, but yes i agree they shuold be seperate
<mattbuck> i'd rather see have a naked and horny holly valance knock on my door than see physicals separated
<BlueWeaver{CWM}> I don't care too much, so long as they're dead
<Ravill> holly valance is HOT
<BlueWeaver{CWM}> mattbuck, is that only because holly valance is in the equation? I mean...which would you rather: Ravill naked at your door or phases properly seperated?
<mattbuck> depends. ravill, are you hot?
<Ravill> no
<mattbuck> i think i'd still prefer ravill, just i wouldn't answer the door
<BlueWeaver{CWM}> I'd rather proper phases than holly valance naked at my doorstep
<Ravill> .... are you gay? she will be naked and horny
<BlueWeaver{CWM}> She's not THAT hot, and I'm a bit of a battletech purist

 
~iball 140 <sakhan_raven_101st> was there free day changes today?
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> no dont think so
<SupermarketZombies> maybe for wiki folks
<sakhan_raven_101st> hm
<SupermarketZombies> or maybe reload has a crush
<sakhan_raven_101st> then reload better be a girl

 
~iball 141 <StCpt_Kais_Karriage> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/750027/spider-plague-at-qld-aged-care-centre
<StCpt_Kais_Karriage> go the redback :) hehe
<mattbuck> wow, australia really is getting the twelve plagues this week
<Osiris> its because reload is trying to put in slots
<Arlo{GDL}> "let my BV go"

 
~iball 142 <Hanzo{Kurita}> suggestion: The exchange of warpoints for minerals.....
<mattbuck> you'd end up with gold and sulphur, which no one wants
<{CapCon}Tyrranus> water too
<mattbuck> how do you ''mine'' water anyway?
<Osiris> the same way you mine plastic
<{CapCon}Tyrranus> a really broad pick

 
~iball 143 <ReLoad> wow i just removed a custom for a player, he has 21 mechs
<ReLoad> 1 was a CB
<ReLoad> the other 20, were atlases.
<Armigilion> lol, go go assault mechs
<Armigilion> anything else is for the weak!
<ReLoad> well thats not the bad point
<ReLoad> the bad pioint is, he is on a -2 mp grav world

 
~iball 144 <Jedan> BlueWeaver? Change from Weasel?
<SupermarketZombies> yea
<BlueWeaver{CWM}> They said I needed a stupid bloodname
<SupermarketZombies> he took up knitting

 
~iball 145 <Osi> got come clan endo raven?
<khanryloran1> Got come Clan endo Raven? I don't understand.
<mattbuck> it's a new clan
<sakhan_raven_101st> it would be an awsome one lol
<Osi> it definately wouldnt war
<Osi> it'd just sit on the couch all day and eat all the cookies

 
~iball 146 <mattbuck> **** PRODUCT NOTICE ****
<mattbuck> It has come to my attention that proprietary Clan Ice Hellion tech has been pirated. Please note that using a Hellion-P or Hellion-C without a valid licence from Clan Ice Hellion is illegal, and may well cause your mech to blow up.
<mattbuck> Have a nice day.
<mattbuck> -Khan mattbuck fry
<Erolat> anyone know where a good warez site is for hellion keys??

 
~iball 147 <{CapCon}Tyrranus> I'm worried about the fate of the invasion universe...SoB and I have had 3 very short convos that did NOT devolve

 
~iball 148 <{CapCon}Tyrranus> the sky is fallin
* John_Church (flippmoke@flippmoke.Users.AfterNET.Org) has joined #invasion3042

 
~iball 149 <Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> reload are u trying to win the asshole of the year award? :p
<ReLoad> mordur
<ReLoad> i have won that 3 years running

 
~iball 150 <Snow_Fox> ~uball latest
<Snow_Fox> hrm no Uball's in a while
<mattbuck> i created uball and he quit within a few weeks
<Snow_Fox> so thats how you force people to quite
<Snow_Fox> you make balls of them

 
~iball 151 <Snow_Fox> loader, whats with this bit about marik hookers being stupid
<Snow_Fox> for your information our services are used through out the innersphere
<ReLoad> well i can only go on my personal experience snow :)
<Snow_Fox> cant help it that half of em are live stock
<Eggy> since snowy is the resident hooker, he is greatly offended
<Snow_Fox> no im the pimp
<Snow_Fox> its slanderous remarks like that, that cut into my profit margin

 
~iball 152 <ReLoad> last time comstar visited marik space, i was treated to constant reruns of brokeback mountain on the holovid.
* {Cap-Gen_of_Marik}Seawolf he musted have missed the warning signs
<ReLoad> the big warnign signs about "the black hole"
<{Cap-Gen_of_Marik}Seawolf> I think the sign said GAPING hole
<ReLoad> needless to say i shalnt be returning to marik space any time soon, at least until the rash clears up.
<Snow_Fox> the gift shop has an ointment for that

 
~iball 153 <Jakal> i blame reload. making advanced warehouses hold like 4% more per slot then intermediates
<Jakal> storage in this game sucks. there should be 2 more types of storage building, unit storage and mineral storage
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> there should be more building space or reduced space costs
<Jakal> well the problem is a machingun takes as much room as a daishi
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> yup
<mattbuck> didn't you know, you don't build full mechs, you build insta-grow mechs
<mattbuck> just add water
<Jakal> right you make mech seeds
<Jakal> and a mech production facility is just a Mech Folder 1000. why it costs so much to fold them without the building

 
~iball 154 <Jakal> mord the mech pricing thing is just another half assed balancing attempt by reload
<{CapCon}Tyrranus> jakal....1/2 assed? try totally asses and fully stupid
<{CapCon}Tyrranus> probably one of the most stupidest ideas ever in the history of the universe, and then some. Even more stupid than a marik hooker.

 
~iball 155 <Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> I invaded butte hold once

 
~iball 156 <Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> silly KG defended with a KG-L in the lz
<Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> I killed it with a RET
<Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> 6 hours later

 
~iball 157 <John_Church> Just so everyone knows
<John_Church> HUGGLE ME! I AM SOFT

 
~iball 158 <Hanzo_FL{Kurita}> Liao Declares War on Marik 13/01/3064 8:10 PM
<Hanzo_FL{Kurita}> Comstar Declares War on Marik 13/01/3064 8:40 PM
<Hanzo_FL{Kurita}> The World Declares War on Marik 13/01/3064 8:50 PM
<Snow_Fox> damn
<{Cap-Gen_of_Marik}Seawolf> well at least the after-life is still on our side

 
~iball 159 <Jakal> so anyone find out what happed to the comstar blue print sales
<Osi> what do u mean Jakal?
<sakhan_raven_101st> there is no comstar mech prints
<Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> I'm sure it's just another one of reload's careless coding projects with unintended results
<Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> aka private market items over 1 month get deleted
<Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> well I'm sure the comstar prints have been up for over a month...
<Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> oops

 
~iball 160 <John_Church> hey ReLoad
<ReLoad> i have a problem
<ReLoad> you are exhibiting signs of good customer service
<ReLoad> please stop

 
~iball 161 <mattbuck> i can't believe someone actually named a mech the bandersnatch
<Alias> it could have been worse
<{CapCon}Hellspwan> wonder if it was faction specific to Butte Hold
<Alias> early plans for the Fudgepacker were shelved

 
~iball 162 <ReLoad> malduc, if i recall correctly last time we fought agaisnt each other, you were crying like a japanese schoolgirl
<Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> no no reload, he does that every night
<Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> dresses up like one too
<ReLoad> he does, hang on a minute then
<ReLoad> malduc whats u can i call?

 
~iball 163 <Snow_Fox> Reload btw when you filled out this marik application form you put refences "Malduc Screaming like japanese school girl"
<Snow_Fox> got a recording?
<ReLoad> indeed i do, but was forced to delete it when we joined the good side
<Snow_Fox> ah ok. well your always welcome back to the darkside
<Snow_Fox> now with cookies

 
~iball 164 * Osiris is looking for CDS pilots
* {Cap-Gen_of_Marik}Seawolf lookiong for Liao pilots
* Kaptain_Nikoli_Von_Steiner is looking for Stone Temple Pilots

 
~iball 165 <ReLoad> mb, what is in it for you?
<mattbuck> you give me a nice shiny planet, and sole purchase of all hellion, icestorm and snow fox prints
<ReLoad> hmmmmmmmmm
<ReLoad> no deal
<mattbuck> terms are negotiable
<ReLoad> all i can offer is a half eaten cheese sandwich.
<mattbuck> hmm... tempting
<ReLoad> in fact, the longer this takes to negotiate
<ReLoad> the less of the sandwich there is

 
~iball 166 <Snow_Fox> Sob, you're a inspiration to everything i've ever wanted to be and want you to know you guys deserve to win invasion3042
<Snow_Fox> however its the first of april :-P

 
~iball 167 * Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW} could use a spare planet
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> hint hint :p
<{CapCon}Tyrranus> there be marik worlds aplenty
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> but alas i have a BP gobbling monster bug so i doubt i would have the bp to build it up atm
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> and thats no joke....my bp vanishes like a hot naked goddess in the moon light

 
~iball 168 <mattbuck> wtf i'm in a timewar
<Nash[SWR3]> ?
<mattbuck> Comstar - your relationship with them: AT WAR
<mattbuck> Date of declaration: 01/01/4050
<mattbuck> i'm in a war which won't start for another 1000 years

 
~iball 169 <ReLoad> testing some of the most amazing code ever
<Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> did you spell everythign right at least?
<ReLoad> shutup dickhead
<Malachi> there should be a space in shut up :P

 
~iball 170 <TC_Jakal> anyone have some extra nitrogen? ill trade silicon or buy it
<Ovie> we dont mine nitro, 2 of our 3 worlds have hydrogen and sulphur
<Ovie> rather anoying
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> Ovie your worlds are full of explosive gas and smelly shit :p

 
~iball 171 <sakhan_raven_101st> i keep gettin a clanmate listed as piloting one of my units evertime i launch a battle today even though hes not online
<Okami{Kurita}> maybe he lost something personal in the cockpit

 
~iball 172 <snow_fox> ok why is there a building that looks like a orbital gun
<mattbuck> snowy, snowy, it's not a gun, it's a big cake icer
<mattbuck> which can ice cakes in space
<mattbuck> with bullets
<snow_fox> really, so, if the cake is a dropship
<snow_fox> it'll ice the dropship
<snow_fox> and make it too heavy for a controlled landing
<snow_fox> mmmmmmm
<snow_fox> sweet surgary death
* snow_fox drools

 
~iball 173 <John_Church> crap
<John_Church> Well this bug is my fault

 
~iball 174 <Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> church, when you gonna fix the forums so peeps can update
<John_Church> when I fly to Australia and fix a machine that I have never seen in my life at a company I don't know where it is located with money I don't have

 
~iball 175 <John_Church> You know, I could make every weapon in the game a tag
<John_Church> with one command

 
~iball 176 <John_Church> oh no, an admin cheating!

 
~iball 177 <LC|Edder> did 1 of my imps just teleport?

 
~iball 178 <Erolat> The Attacker has won the battle in zone 15789.. 75k of comstar units gone... one kurita unit lost to falling on it's head

 
~iball 179 <Snow_Fox> welcome everyone to todays Blame CWM
<Snow_Fox> Global Warming
<Snow_Fox> thankyou

 
~iball 180 <{CapCon}Nell> do traffic lights on the map count as building?
<Ovie> lol, no
<Ben_Holland> no? I've lost mechs to traffic lights before :/
<{CapCon}Nell> a building hits me, and the only building i was standing on, was the traffic light
<Erolat> gotta hate getting t-boned by those silly SUVs

 
~iball 181 <Okami{Kurita}> one of our mechs got beheaded by traffic lights it seems
<Ovie> what do the trafic lights use PPC's to direct trafic?
<Erolat> better not run that red light

 
~iball 182 <Eggy> GO VOTE!!!!!!!
<Eggy> www.mpogd.com
<SupermarketZombies> :o aye aye
* Great_Hentai_Tentacle_Monster kisses eggy
<Great_Hentai_Tentacle_Monster> i need a script that every time eggy posts "GO VOTE" i kiss her
<LS> mmmm eggy

 
~iball 183 <Okami{Kurita}> anyone selling cheap silicon?
<LordSaitan1> what size boobs you looking to go into

 
~iball 184 <John_Church> ARRR!!!!
* John_Church pulls his hair out
<John_Church> its impossible to develop on this server!
* John_Church pulls his hair out more
* Ovie grabs a handfull and helps church go bald
* TC_Zetren picks up the hair off the florr to make a Church wig
* Snow_Fox buys stock in rogain

 
~iball 185 <{FRR}QM_Amon_Drasuri> some one from FS that is not afk pm me please
<Ovie> all the FSer's are dead!
<Alias> Nah - we are just popular targets this evening ;)
<Malachi> Davvies, another deep raid incoming on you, will launch in 30 unless you guys are shorthanded
<mattbuck> you are popular
<Alias> Well, you know how it is - it was getting lonely
<mattbuck> how can you be lonely when you're next to marik?
<Alias> Because we have really good fences

 
~iball 186 <QM_fire_raven> HIT! Praetorian C-2-1 hits Pirate STK-7D with a (C) ER Small Laser in the RA for 20 points
<mattbuck> ...wtf?
<Snow_Fox> ........
<QM_fire_raven> lol
<Snow_Fox> holy crap
<QM_fire_raven> NEW RECORD!!!

 
~iball 187 <Malachi> cheap Zinc up on the market
<Malachi> galvanise the crap outa your mechs!
<mattbuck> i'll offer gold
<mattbuck> you can have gilded mechs
<Malachi> pimp my mech
<Malachi> im gonna put a spinner cap on the front of my RAC so it looks like its always spinnin dawg

 
~iball 188 <Malachi> what other dumb stuff could you pimp on a mech
<Ben_Holland> paintings of fake weapons?
<mattbuck> hmm, well, i remember one bit of pimp my ride i saw, you put a shoe rack in the boot
<Malachi> lime green leather seat
<Osi> shag carpet
<Malachi> i think add loads of micro lasers for disco lighting
<Ben_Holland> neck massager
<Osi> fruit punch water fountain
<Malachi> im gonna add some uber actuators, so i can press a button n my mech will just on the spot
<Ben_Holland> make your mech break dance
<Malachi> chrome up all the cannons
<Ben_Holland> spin the mech on the RACs Urby style
<Malachi> heatsinks that convert heat into fire
<Malachi> the thor is easy to pimp, the shoulder launched missile rack? gone. replace with massive speaker
<Arm> pimp my mech not so cool when first shot blows your speaker off:)

 
~iball 189 <Hagg> AI dead?
<Gryph> dont tease me like that last time i heard that it woke up 5 minutes later and raped my mechs lol

 
~iball 190 <HUNTER_XMG> How the shit do you get a planet anyways
<Great_Hentai_Tentacle_Monster> i'd give ya a world if i had a spare, but the price whould be your hot sister
<WalterLiao> You take it from someone else
<HUNTER_XMG> I got a brother, but hes pretty hairy
<Arlo{GDL}> how about 2 plain sisters?

 
~iball 191 <{FWL}SnowFox> hrm what could i say to make a iball
<{FWL}SnowFox> Mordur i have a confesion to make to you, your chets love child, i hide you away to keep it secret from your parents, a widowmaker marik offspring was too much
<QM_fire_raven> DIRTY DIRTY WHO$#
<{FWL}SnowFox> well i am a pimp
* {FWL}SnowFox shrugs

 
~iball 192 <{CapCon}Tyrranus|AFK> arrow iv launchers back up on public and allied
<{CapCon}Tyrranus|AFK> at 40% off and 30% off previous prices
<{CapCon}Tyrranus|AFK> I even tossed up a handfull of ammo
<Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW}> do we get a blowup nomad doll with every purchase?

 
~iball 193 <Osi> oh crap
<Osi> im going to get double penatrated

 
~iball 194 <Khan_Murphy{CGB}> should any snow ravens appear this fine day, let them know that the ghost bears request their presence on the field of battle at thier earliest convenience
<GCmdr_Malduc_Icaza{CWM_Keshik}> Funny, we have been requesting the same thing from the Ghost Bears for some time now, but have been unable to find any

 
~iball 195 <Ben_Holland> buy my silicones :P
<Snow_Fox> i dont need moobies

 
~iball 196 <John_Church> the expensive part is the bandwidth
<Nash[Haloz]> oh? learned something new. even when its your own server, and you have a connection, bandwidth is still limiter
<Church_Work> you pay by how much you use
<Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> so nash, stop hitting refresh so often and it'll be less expensive
<Nash[Haloz]> sob, stop smashing all the helpless people in invasion, and it will save bandwidth more than refresh ;)

 
~iball 197 <BakuVJ|> if i'd not let me old empire auto delete i'd be almost at 4 sector
<BakuVJ|> was under 50 :/
<BakuVJ|> for a while was the largest population of invasion :P
<Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> now if I hadn't had sex with that dirty whore I probably wouldn't have all sorts of VDs would I

 
~iball 198 <Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> I still haven't had 1 DC yet
<SupermarketZombies> check your inventory for coal then

 
~iball 199 <ReLoad> ok ai is officially pissing me off now.
<Arlo{GDL}> want me to launch against the level 10 pirates to show em a lesson?

 
~iball 200 <StCpt_Gryphon_Cage{CDS}> you kill yourself in the FFA and earn money and TP?
<StCpt_Gryphon_Cage{CDS}> knew this place was borked

 
~iball 201 <sakhan_raven_101st> lol someone paid 5mil for 1 iron

 
~iball 202 <Ben_Holland> did time freeze?
<John_Church> hope it didn't
<John_Church> what kind of terrible programmers make a program that has something as important as timers break all the time
<John_Church> geeze

 
~iball 203 <CairdeCruan> is there an init system in i3042 or is it double blind?
<mj_work> double blind
<CairdeCruan_AFK> interesting, thx
<mj_work> aye it has made fr interesting situations on the battlefield from tme to time :D
<John_Church> if you hit alt + f4 a lot it refreshes the screen though
<John_Church> so you can see if they moved before you
<John_Church> oh wait
<John_Church> I lied :P

 
~iball 204 <Jojo> you guys should try this other game I found, it has a lot of improvements on it over invasion
<Jojo> http://www.neveron.com/ - I am probably going to make a faction here soon, so you guys should join up with me

 
~iball 205 <fire_raven> whats the deal with mechs from sims staying in your unit list??
<FrostWolf_McCloud{CC}> the mechs want to join ur army?
<Archer> they like you
<Archer> they are like a lost puppy
<Archer> you were nice and piloted them so they followed you home
<Archer> now you have to go around and put up fliers saying you found them
<fire_raven> they havnt come home from battle yet
<fire_raven> but ill sure put them up till i send them to there death on the pirate planet

 
~iball 206 <{Cap-Gen_of_Marik}Seawolf> is anyone not getting daychanges?
<iLLKhan_Dookie_Dookie[Clan-Mup> i just had one i think
<iLLKhan_Dookie_Dookie[Clan-Mup> or that was just me passing gas
<iLLKhan_Dookie_Dookie[Clan-Mup> either way wooh!

 
~iball 207 <Armigilion> theres been a 1.25 million BV inavasion?
<Armigilion> oo wait
<Armigilion> I did it

 
~iball 208 <sad> zoomy zoom zooom speed 14 will smash your ass!
<sad> fear the latent homoerotical of btech!

 
~iball 209 <shas> cwm dow'd us? neat
<iLLKhan_Dookie_Dookie[Clan-Mup> lol i thought you knew that
<shas> nope
<shas> i don't really pay attention to much
<Hida-pmifneeded> i bet you enjoy the game more than the rest of us
<shas> you are entirely right

 
~iball 210 <ReLoad> guys im doign work ion the combat timers, sorry for the inconvienience, it will eb up and down like a yo yo for half an hour.
<John_Church> your mom is my yo yo
<shas> your face is mine

 
~iball 211 <BlueWeaver{CWM}> this game needs more republican code, less communist
<BlueWeaver{CWM}> all this everyone is equal stuff is BS
<John_Church> I don't write communist code! how dare you!
<BlueWeaver{CWM}> you don't OVERWRITE commie code either
<shas> moar like Red_Church
* John_Church sniffles
<shas> RedLoad?

 
~iball 212 <{FWL}Avenger> i actually do have one unit that i think is bugged, but i think its my fault
<{FWL}Avenger> i named it after god and now its unclaimable
<{FWL}Avenger> by anyone
<{FWL}Avenger> including me

 
~iball 213 <John_Church> why are you running nova cat
<John_Church> I am a freaking LCT
<John_Church> grow a pair
<Arlo> its his natural tendency!
<Yanni{BHP}> I have no witty comment to rebut that.

 
~iball 214 <shas> omg cwm is hoc

 
~iball 215 <samuel_jennings> so what decides who wins? when all defenders or attackers are dead?
<sakhan_CSR> yup
<Zakarius> So let me get this straight... In a battle to the death, the deciding factor is actually death, and not icecreams?
<Zakarius> Damn... all those sno-cone equipped elementals I have, wasted.

 
~iball 216 <Mechjock-CWolf> hows chetters recruitment drive going seawolf?
<{Cap-Gen_of_Marik}Seawolf> Great!!! WE got new recruits and got rid of Chetter!!!

 
~iball 217 <John_Church> let me turn on the invulnerable flag for my unit :P

 
~iball 218 <John_Church> its dumb
<shas> you're dumb
<John_Church> I am one of the admins, so thats a given

 
~iball 219 <Snow-Fox> who do i have to dry hump to get atm 9 ammo around here

 
~iball 220 <GCmdr_Malduc_Icaza{CWM_Keshik}> http://www.invasion3042.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=5510&p=47080#p47080 - Discuss =)
<mattbuck> discuss... hmm, ok... that idea sucks because it will let hoc win more
<shas> hoc = cwm omg omg omg

 
~iball 221 <ivarroland{FWL}> HIT! BafsTag4 hits 37th-fen-09 with a Light Tag in the internal RT for 0 points
<ivarroland{FWL}> CRITICAL HIT on 37th-fen-09 Engine (+5 heat per turn)
<ivarroland{FWL}> CRITICAL HIT on 37th-fen-09 Engine (+5 heat per turn)
<ivarroland{FWL}> 37th-fen-09 has taken 3 Engine hits and is destroyed
<ivarroland{FWL}> laser pointer of death

 
~iball 222 <shas> mj's looking to be deaded
<mattbuck> bbc confirms death
<mattbuck> a minute's silence for Khan_MJ_Vickers{CW}
<mattbuck> wolves may howl if they wish
<El_Pequeno_Starch> wrong mj :P
<Khan_MJ_Vickers{CW}> s'ok when i saw shas's comments at first i thought he was getting ready to DOW me :P

 
~iball 223 <Malachi> eggy hey
<Eggy> hey Mal
<Malachi> whats happened since iv been away?
<Eggy> well cwm is still hated :P
<Malachi> what did we do now?
<Eggy> exist?
<Malachi> fair one

 
~iball 224 <darkfalcon[cgb]> well, I agree it would take a bit of coding, however, the benefits are significant, but not very obvious. for example. AI Empires.
<{FWL}Snow_Fox> i can see it now
<{FWL}Snow_Fox> AI empire bug reports: THE HUMANS ARE CHEATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
~iball 225 <iLLKhan_Dookie_Dookie[Clan-Mup> YOUR FEARLESS LEADER AND OVER ALL CRAZY CRACK POT MASTERMIND MCDOOKIE REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE!
<iLLKhan_Dookie_Dookie[Clan-Mup> -1,329,034,451
<iLLKhan_Dookie_Dookie[Clan-Mup> i am in the hole
* Lord_Mordur_Santander{SW} suggests doing bake sales
<Ati_Ivane> That is a lot of chocolate chip cookies

 
~iball 226 <HUNTER_XMG> might as well shove my 500k silicon up my ass

 
~iball 227 <Snow_Fox> i love loaders solution to the heat issue on tanks
<Snow_Fox> 100 heat sinks
<Snow_Fox> i could drive my packrat on the sun!

 
~iball 228 <Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> how many planets does CGB you have? 3 that I know of
<dedpuppts> I will take one with my locust IIc
<Ovie> i'll take it with a LCT-1M
<dedpuppts> ok you win. go!
<Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> I'll take it with a savannah master
<dedpuppts> savannah master? isnt that a jeep?
<Ovie> i'll take it with TAG BA
<Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> kinda - no guns, just fast. 5 tons?
<Ovie> the Savie has a ML, its the swiftwind that is unarmed
<Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> sure, that one
<Khan_SoB_Conners[CWM]> cept my swiftwind will be towing a DAC-A
<Ovie> i hope its a low grav world

 
~iball 229 <Cidusii> Oh mister big bad CWM pilots fighting Kurita, Please move your fat asses so we can kill you

 
~iball 230 <John_Church> god you guys have a sick mind
<FS|Duke[QM]> um you have met the playerbase before, right? :P
<{FWL}Chetter-Recruiting> hello :-)

 
~iball 231 <mj_work> i used to have a greywolf at 2/2
<mj_work> reload sent it as a replacement
<mj_work> thing nearly bankrupted me

 
~iball 232 <Khan_MJ_Vickers{CW}> dookie thought he was playing neveron...he had more bv than pop, i bailed him out to the tune of 1.5 bill and he`s still a bill inthe hole
<dedpupps> 1.5 Billion? How do you get 1.5 Billion into debt? was he married briefly to Ivana Trump?
<{FWL}Maximus_AFK> he invested into the american economy dedpupps

 
~iball 233 <DireMage> anyone know offhand if there are any masc-equipped clan heavy/assault mechs?
<StarchyLuoWho> i dont think masc is in this game
<ReLoad> its not yet but its close.
<StarchyLuoWho> from the bossman himself
<mattbuck> well, that's what they claim anyway, really it's all a disinformation campaign
<mattbuck> you think you're getting myofibre stuff, but really MASC stands for "My asskicking button kills all your mechs and makes hoc win"
<StarchyLuoWho> that doesnt fit :\
<TheNewNo2> starch, he IS australian
<StarchyLuoWho> maybe thats the problem
<ReLoad> i didnt need a magic button to make hoc win
<ReLoad> i was the magic button.

 
~iball 234 <{FWL}Habsburg> and to be honest.... Reload isn't a very god coder.

 
~iball 235 <MJ{CW}> dookie why did you send 45k bv worth of hatchetmen to invade arcadia?
<MJ{CW}> crap wrong room, everyone type /clear please :P

 
~iball 236 <Zakarius> Got a locust firing up my arse/

 
~iball 237 <SnowFox> .setinfo [18:24] <@Eggy{CBS}> .deluser SoB

 
~iball 238 <{WoB-MD}Avenger-SIGMA-PHANTOM> CWM is still there! in the shadows! lurking!
<MechWarrior_Grim_Riaz> in camo
<{WoB-MD}Avenger-SIGMA-PHANTOM> i think im going on a jihad crusade to destroy the last custom faction
<{WoB-MD}Avenger-SIGMA-PHANTOM> everyone wipe out Kell Hounds!
<{WoB-MD}Avenger-SIGMA-PHANTOM> all one empire of them...

 
~iball 239 * Damian[SG][THC] points at the i3042 marik room
<Damian[SG][THC]> Ky manditory on entry!

 
~iball 240 <Zakarius> And f*** me if someone ever researches a photocopier, we'd never have to buy blueprints ever again! Sod mechs, I'm gonna research a digital camera!

 
~iball 241 <{MV}Tyrranus> more life in here this mornin than the last 3 days combined
4Ovie|AFK> well we did have 2 newbs showup this morning
<Eggy{CBS}> did you eat them yet?
<Ovie|AFK> only 1
<Ovie|AFK> and it was just a nibble

 
~iball 242 <{MV}Tyrranus> How many Wobbies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
<{MV}Tyrranus> The bulb does not need replacing. Yeah, for the bulb shall be ressurected and the light shall return, shining forth unto all humanity from our house in perpetuity, guiding the rightious and scorching theheinous. Yeah for Jerome Blake himself hath screwed in that first lightbulb upon divine revelation that there would need to be light . . .
<SnowFox> Blessed be blake

 
~iball 243 <{MV}Tyrranus> How many Free Worlders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
<{MV}Tyrranus> One. But they'll need to hold a war to see who that one is.
<{MV}Tyrranus> How many Capellens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
<{MV}Tyrranus> Friend citizen, you are mistaken, the lightbulb needs no replacing, the ambient light is more than adequate for you to continue your duties.
<{MV}Tyrranus> How many Lyrans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
<{MV}Tyrranus> Tender your bid and they'll get back to you on the manpower issues.
<{MV}Tyrranus> How many Dracs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
<{MV}Tyrranus> Fool! Lightbulbs are of the old way, we practice the new way with candles!
<{MV}Tyrranus> How many Fedders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
<{MV}Tyrranus> If it's someone else's lightbulb, just one, because he'll do it right. If it's a good Fedsuns lightbulb don't worry, it's fine as it is because we got it right the first time.
<{MV}Tyrranus> How many Periphery bums does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
<{MV}Tyrranus> a what?

 
~iball 244 <{MV}Tyrranus> Q: What's the difference between a lightbulb and the jihad-era House Marik?
<{MV}Tyrranus> A: You can unscrew a lightbulb.

 
~iball 245 <InvGuest> I've just checked the costs of mech designs. Even lights are massively expensive in RPoints. Looks like I'll need a few weeks to get there.

 
~iball 246 <{FWL}c4bombexpert> phew 40/750 total gigs left on my HDDs. that really bad
<Plue{LC_Hauptmann-Kommodore}> nah, unless it's all fake porn, then you have problems
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> fake porn?
<{FWL}c4bombexpert> its more like 200gigs of movies and 400 gigs of games
<Plue{LC_Hauptmann-Kommodore}> Hey, you are Marik, you could have 710gigs of muppet porn for all we know

 
~iball 247 * InvGuest (InvGuest@53529E5F.cable.casema.nl) has joined #Invasion3042
<Ovie|AFK> ack its a guest! everybody hide!

 
~iball 248 <Ben_Holland> Ben has no RL money
<Ben_Holland> his last subscription payment sunk him :/
<Ben_Holland> most expensive 25$ subscription...ever
* Ben_Holland mumbles curses at his bank

 
~iball 249 <Pax> God a Strong woman is hot...... You know I have a pin up that a friend air brushed for me of a Clanner Female Elemental in a Bikini :P

 
~iball 250 <Pax> Clanner looking for Clan
<Pax> Clan Must have: 1) Superior Breeding Program, 2) Free Waffles, 3) <3 Fun and zaney people

 
~iball 251 <Ogre_Gore{CBS}> we kill mechs the old fasion way, blow off all the armor, then all the internals then head kill it

 
~iball 252 <wARLOrd> whats up with my namesake mech costing 100k IP?
<Zombies> something to do with the illumanti
<wARLOrd> them screwdriver bits!
<wARLOrd> first they wont let me become a free mason, now they raise the cost on my mechs

 
~iball 253 <iLLKhan_McDookie_Dookie{CW}> believe it or not.... i have most the materials for a fusion engine already =D
<CK|AFK> I suggest doing your testing in new zealand as no-one will miss it if you make a mistake and no-one else will get hurt

 
~iball 254 <PM_Timothy> Got a question.. This last day change I got no update of points, any idea why (I had been getting them, changed nothing)
<mattbuck[NevWinner]> have you sacrificed a goat to reload recently?
<PM_Timothy> I thought my first month was goat free?
<saKhan_Ovie_Ragnvald{FRR}> your first month needs to be a virgin
* Damian[SG][THC] gets out the machette of sacrifice
<{CapCon}Hellspwan> goats dont work - it's an aussie game
<PM_Timothy> So sheep then

 
~iball 255 <SnowFox-Work> how about this, and this is TOTALLY a insane indea, what if we put in little mini games for each of the actions a mech has to do, like pong or something mindlessly tedious, people will give up on combat and instead just scream at each other in IRC, mech diversity solved :P

 
~iball 256 <SnowFox> I cant hit the broadside of a atlas
<SnowFox> and its trying to hump my face

 
~iball 257 <Slash{SG}> any one have a couple 40 ton hips they could sell me?
<Arch> if we killed eggy we could salvage her hips

 
~iball 258 <Pax> Reload is my secret lover

 
~iball 259 <Ben_Holland> You got any IP for sale?
<Invader> How would you like to pay?
<Ben_Holland> iCash?
<Invader> Got plenty
<Ben_Holland> Clan tech?
<Invader> no use
<Ben_Holland> First born?
<Invader> Got two already
<Ben_Holland> -_-

 
~iball 260 <ReLoad> i do have a lil idea though
<ReLoad> mwahaahahahahahahahahaha

 
~iball 261 <ReLoad> reload 1, players 0

 
~iball 262 * ReLoad sets mode: +m
<ReLoad> silence infidels
<ReLoad> this is your leader and benevolent dictator speaking
<ReLoad> i have consulted those in power
<ReLoad> and those with unlimited power
<ReLoad> and we have granted you all unlimited boobies for which to play with.
<ReLoad> now that you all are sufficiently distracted
<ReLoad> its time we all had a lil chat.

 
~iball 263 <{FRR}XO_Lord_Ovie> hey i'll admit that Hvy PPC's make me horny

 
~iball 264 <Khan_wARMonger{CBS}> from this moment forward, I pledge to become a research nun

 
~iball 265 <Hoppy> chet never calls me anymore :-(
<Hoppy> i miss the weekly calls "Hoppy, you should play invasion"
<Hoppy> now he got what he wanted he never calls :-(
* Hoppy runs off crying
* Totem remebers the one time chet called him.

 
~iball 266 <Aleksandr_Kerensky{SLDF}> anyone have iron for trade?
<Aleksandr_Kerensky{SLDF}> titanium?
<Aleksandr_Kerensky{SLDF}> cobalt?
<Aleksandr_Kerensky{SLDF}> lithium?
<LordSaitan6661> got nitro water moly?
<LordSaitan6661> so do we...first born?
<Aleksandr_Kerensky{SLDF}> yes no yes
<Aleksandr_Kerensky{SLDF}> <--- no kids
<LordSaitan6661> better get to work hehe
* Aleksandr_Kerensky{SLDF} calls escort service

 

 

 

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