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<Dee> I just had a momentary lapse of all judgement
<Dee> :/
<Dee> and cut my forhead with some tweezers
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* doesnt_know_whats_happening is now known as marshmellows
* marshmellows is now known as plastic_bags
* plastic_bags is now known as dotdotdot
* dotdotdot is now known as killing_final_boss
* killing_final_boss is now known as crud
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<Dee> sweet
<Dee> I get to kill a hermes tonight
<Dee> this'll be new!
<Dee> there's also a tx-lrm
<Dee> ZOMG!
<Dee> a spider too!?
<Dee> ...a bj too!
<Dee> wow!
<Dee> I hit the jackpot!
<Dee> I think I'm gonna have an orgasm!
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<NOT_Dee> it's not my fault mattbuck isn't nearly as self involved as me
<NOT_Dee> what can I say
<NOT_Dee> I love myself
<NOT_Dee> many times a night
<NOT_Dee> ;)
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* kreger looks at the increminating photo that tells otherwise
<kreger> and what are you doing with Chet in those photos Dee?
<kreger> and why are you bent over like that?
<e-Dee> he dropped a penny
<e-Dee> I was picking it up for him
<kreger> without any pants on?
<e-Dee> they got spalshed by a passing car earlier in the day
<kreger> and why is his hand on your hip like that!
<e-Dee> I was losing my balance
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<Mithrander> i created a lance just for a shoki
<Mithrander> shoki, vortex, 2 ori-lw
<Dee> I got a better lance!
<Dee> 36 hornets! woo!
<Dee> wait...
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<Dee> what would you do for a klondike bar?
<Mithrander> i'd agree to photograph your love session with chet
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<Match> i am trying to find myself a girl atm
<Dee> just slap some lipstick on your right hand
<Match> i need companionship, not jsut sex
<Dee> then lipstick up your left hand too
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<Dee> I have something I think you might enjoy
<Dee> one sec
<Tilly_afk> ?
* Dee slaps Tilly_afk into unconsciousness with a massive erect elephant penis
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<Dee> I was in the middle of typing!
<Dracs{UDC}> lol
<Dee> now I forget what I was saying
<Dracs{UDC}> prolly nothing worth reading :P
<Dee> yeah
<Dee> but that's not really the point
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<X3> [Dee] * X3 has joined #Legion * X3 changes topic to 'Legion HQ (X3)' <mattbot3> X3: Sorry, but the #Legion topic is locked. Try using ~topic instead.
<Dee> lol I remember that
<mattbuck> ^_-
<Dee> oh that's MY setinfo
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<Dee> dow him
<Dee> then commision like 17 rhinos!!
<Dee> that would be super awesome!
<Dee> that'd teach him
<Dee> boy would it!
<Dee> that'd teach them all!
<Dee> I'd like to see someone stop 17 rhinos!
<Dee> and I'd get like 19 pillagers to go along with them!
<Dee> oooh that would be unstoppable!
<Dee> well OMT will kill me afterwards
<Dee> but I could just dp a few dozen imps!
<Dee> and get 1.2 billion each
<Dee> so mp
<Dee> can I borrow 9206 dp?
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<Dee|Losing_to_a_Rhino> I am immediately regretting this decision
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<Moraran[AMI]> i wonder if it would be possible to get a unit to like -100 rep
<Dee> the sounds almost worth trying :p
<Dee> especially if you put the pilot into a light mech afterward
<Dee> name it something like Oh God what else will happen?
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<Darkhawk7> so who is is
<ghostrider> is is is.
<is> yes I is
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<Dee> ~nevball latest
<Dee> ~pball latest
<Dee> sweet
<Dee> I control the latest balls
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<Dee> crud
<Dee> Dee died again
<Dee> hmmm..I think the next emperor Dee will be like the 7th one
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<Dee> .addlamer *mr_blue
<X3> User with nick *mr_blue does not exist.
<Dee> hmmm
<Dee> .addlamer mr_blue
<X3> User with nick mr_blue does not exist.
<Dee> you suck X3
<Dee> eat my ass!
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<Klien{GONE}> How long are you gonna be around for?
<Dee> a little while
<Klien{GONE}> Good
<Klien{GONE}> .op Dee
* X3 sets mode: +o Dee
<Klien{GONE}> Don't be an idiot
<Dee> k
* ^Tzu-Theory{away} was kicked by Dee (swearing, Tzu...)
* Dee was kicked by X3 (That user is protected.)
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<Dee> hey dt
<Dee> I'll talk dirty to you if you buy me a hoc-atlas :)
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<Dee> .topic I before E except in the alphabet, because the alphabet is anti-english
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<Dee> no
<Dee> yes
<Dee> I think
<Dee> I'm not sure
<Dee> maybe you should ask someone else
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<{FMLL}1st_Lt_Nimlord_Geth> was downloading sailor moon
<Jadon> lol
<{FMLL}1st_Lt_Nimlord_Geth> hentai
<Dee> ....
<Dee> there is no way not to make fun of you for that
<Dee> either you were downloading cartoon porn on purpose
<Dee> or you were downloading sailor moon
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<RingWraith> ic
<Dee> ic?
<RingWraith> i c
<Dee> that's not a sentence!
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<Gilgoreth> dee you are an amazing player, ill suck you off if you join HH
<Dee> uh
<Dee> that's not good incentive to try and recruit me
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<Boon> Mornin :)
<Malachi> hey boon :)
<Dee> mal and boon sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g. First in the butt, then in the face then it's the fall of the human race!!
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<Dee> only if you don't buy me a hoc atlas and I have to get my pimp to go break your legs
* Three_Finger_Bitch_Slap has joined #Legion
* Three_Finger_Bitch_Slap bitch slaps ghostrider
<Three_Finger_Bitch_Slap> pay up bitch
* Three_Finger_Bitch_Slap has quit IRC (Quit)
<Dee> I warned you
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<Death_Tornado> dee wants ot talk dirty to me
<Dee> and wants a hoc-atlas for it
<Death_Tornado> dee
<Death_Tornado> il send you a cash transfer to your lvl 4 for it :P
<ghostrider> dont think he's worth that much, but what ever tickles your goat.
<Dee> I'm very good at tickling goats
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<Dee> I wish I was like one of them really fat people who eats when they get depressed
<Dee> I'm hungry
<Dee> wow
<Dee> that was pointles
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<Dee> and we get back to listening to wobbies
<Dee> damn wobbies...they all smell like play-doh
<Dee> watch me get reported to wobbie empire assassins, and then they attack and get beaten like I was a pimp and they were my bitches
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<Dee> I prefer the 15-16 year old girl approach to insulting
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<c4bombexpert> .setinfo <Dee> well...my hentai experience ends at the tentacle porn
<Dee> god damn it
<Dee> why do I keep getting setinfo'd saying less than favourable things?
<Ravill> lol
<Ravill> cause you say them
<Dee> >_<
<Dee> it's not my fault
<Dee> I just don't think out what I say
<Dee> I don't read what I type until I send it
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<Dee> how long can someone stay around the daphodil sniffers and still wanna burn the fields down?
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<^Tzu-Theory{away}> .k Dee
* Dee was kicked by X3 ((^Tzu-Theory{away}) Bye.)
* Dee has joined channel #hotpocket
<^Tzu-Theory{away}> sorry
<^Tzu-Theory{away}> couldn't resist doing it once
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<Dee> hi mattbot, how is it going?
<Dee> ~nevball latest
<mattbot3> | ~nevball 322 | <RedStar{G}> woot, I'm gonna kill neveron!
<Dee> that doesn't make me happy in the pants mattbot
<Dee> i'm gonna go cry
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<Dee> can I be a pawn instead of an adept?
<Dee> I like to think of myself as a capable of transforming into a queen
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<Jester> yeah Dee has a point Big Cheese lol
<Dee> sweet, I convinced someone
<Dee> 1 person agreed with me
<Dee> a new personal best
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<Dee> fighting people with dee logic is always hilarious
<Dee> it's just not possible to win
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<Malduc_Icaza> But Dee, I actually LIKE you
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* Dee is now known as Dee|angry
<NuMetalSucks> why the angry part of your name?
<Dee|angry> I dunno
<Dee|angry> I can't remember
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* Hannibal{JSDC} has joined #Neveron
<Dee> .8 Does hannibal know what we're talking about
<X3> Dee: Yes.
<Dee> good
<Dee> I hate explaining
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<Dee> damn it!
<Dee> this is rigged!
<Dee> you suck freecell!
<Dee> lick my balls freecell!
<Dee> your momma said they taste good, bitch!
* Dee stops playing freecell
<Dee> okie
<Dee> freecell cheats like a bastard
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<HLC_afk> Dee, wondered if she ran Dee Dee Combine
<Dee> lol HE
<Dee> I'm a he
<HLC_afk> i was lead to belive from jointedlimb that the owner of that emp was his girlfriend
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<Dee> penis
<Dee> penis penis penis
<Dee> penis
<Dee> penis
<Dee> penis penis penis
<mp00> its a wob spy!
<Dee> peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis
<Dee> i'm not from wob
<mp00> wob spy doing his mating call
<Dee> I can actually spell
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<Dee> you must no sacrifice 10 virgins to appease the Dee
* Sore sacrifices the virgin McDookie
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<Shinagami101> Jeez gee your being jipped with your crits ;P
<Dee> ...
<Dee> did you just call me gee?
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<Ninja> .seen invader
<Ninja> effing a
<Ninja> where the hell's he been
<Dee> I heard Chet ate him
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<Dee> I have come to a conclusion
<mattbuck> you're going to marry randy?
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* Mind-Bullets - - - - -
* Mind-Bullets - - - - - - {(joe a sploding)}
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<Dee> 7 Erroneous Nickname
<Dee> so you can't have 7 as a nick name?
<Dee> awww
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<Dee> I wonder how many useless tidbits of information I've learned during my time in here
<Canaris> far too many
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<Dee> when I asked my mommy where do babies come from she threw a whiskey bottle at me :(
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<Dee> I'm a man
<Dee> I have a penis
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<Dee> if God was a robot, he'd know kung-fu
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<Dee> newbie jeeps make baby jesus cry
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<Arkidda> oh
<Arkidda> nevermind
<Arkidda> I got drawn into a Deeism
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<Dee> I'm gonna start a cult of Dee some day
<Arkidda> as in a faction or in RL?
<Dee> I haven't decided
<Dee> I think I'll start as a faction
<Dee> see how it goes
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* Selling_lvl10 <---
<Dee> I'll give you canadian
<Dee> as long as you accept quarters
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<Dee> if I ever happen upon a large sum of disposible money I will donate 1500 dollars to get 3000 dp and make my empire insane
<Dee> and I will change the names of all mechs to body parts of myself
<Dee> so if you're piloting for me, I'll be like "take my foot, my toe and my thighs gobi"
<Dee> and I'd take my head, balls, ass and penis
<Dee> it would be the most awkward battle chat ever
<Dee> mattbuck, take my hands and move them down to protect my penis
<Dee> death_tornado, get my eyes off my ass and start doing something useful
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<Dee> i just want to be loved
<Dee> but in place of that I guess I can live with the rape nev offers
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<Dee> my cat's breath smells like cat food
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<Dee> the little mermaid is a whore
<Death_Tornado> not very nice
<Dee> I know. She gave me the clap
<Dee> and it burns when I pee
<Dee> :(
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<Dee> ok, I'm gonna go do something more productive
<Dee> like shove a spoon up my ass
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<Magnus`Selling_DP> does anybody want to buy dp?
<Dee> how many dp, how much for and does someone wanna gimme access to their cash for a few minutes?
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<Dee> I once had oral sex with a pen
<Dee> I still have ink marks on my penis
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<Dee> can I ask you guys something
<vader{C}> shoot
<Dee> if you were a toothpaste, do you think it would feel good or bad when someone squeezed you?
<shas> i'll be honest
<shas> it's not something i've given much thought to
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<Dee> i have a bit of a weird question for you mattbuck
<mattbuck> yes dee?
<Dee> what is the science behind one's butt being remarkably smooth without any products being used
<Dee> i figure you probably had your share of male asses to examine
<Dee> all i know is mine is remarkably smooth and i'm wondering why
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<Dee-reading> my father spins in his grave
<Dee-reading> because I stuffed him in a cement truck :|
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<Dee-recruiting> holy crap i need to pee
* Dee-recruiting is startled!!
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<Dee-recruiting> dead trees decay fast when on fire
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<Dee> is it wrong to abuse your position as confidante to make someone's hidden feelings of neglect and anger in their relationship come out and explode to the point where the person wants to act violently towards their partner?
<Dee> if so, I think I may have made a boo boo
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<Dee> I am talking to this chick and I'm trying to convince her to help her friend feel better by engaging in lesbian sex
<Dee> I am helping
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* Dee is now known as Jesus
<shas> Dee have you renamed yourself purely so you can say "what would I do?"
<Jesus> no, I renamed myself to offend christians
<shas> oh okay
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<Dee> mattbot is a lot like mattbuck
<Dee> kinda anal, and you need to work out the right buttons to press to get what you want
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<Dee> if a drunk person ever made bad things happen to me while driving
<Dee> assuming i don't die i would litterally shove a boot up their ass
<Dee> i'll fill the boot with sticks and thumb tacks too
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<Dee> i directed porn
<Dee> only without a camera. or other people in it
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<Dee> I like your butt. It would look better with a little me inside it
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<Dee> I bet 10 bucks I won't have sex with you.
<Dee> in some countries that's a way to get around prostitution laws
<Fang> it could be a good way to make money
<Fang> as she hand you ten bucks and says "you win!" and walks away
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<General_Maghetti{NC}> personality should be the place you are fussy
<Dee> yeah
<Dee> although I am kind of fussy about my girl intrests alway being born with and still having vaginas
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<Dee> i'm not poor. I work at walmart
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* Traveler is now known as Bob
<Dee> bob, you just missed it, eggy was in here selling her used panties
<Dee> you should have seen SupermarketZombies jump on that like a fat person and a chicken leg
* Khan||Pausanian| has left #neveron
<Dee> too much for paus' imagination - i knew his mind's eye would be his downfall
<SupermarketZombies> I like chicken alright
<SupermarketZombies> but I'm fit as a sick horse :P
<Dee> well, i'm off to abuse myself in ways that god abhors
* Dee has quit IRC (Quit)
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<Dee> op me. nothing bad has ever happened when Dee is given power
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<Dookie> who the hell is dee anyways
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<Razion> Are my outlines doing anything?
<Dee> they're taking up space on the internet
<Razion> Thanks bud
<Dee> i like making sure you get the ego boosts you need to keep you from crying yourself to sleep at night
<Razion> You must be the most considerate person alive
<Dee> i'm only as considerate as you are ugly :)
<Razion> Wow what a guy
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<imirk1> dee did you learn to read and read the outline yet?
<Dee> i downloaded the necessary program without setting my laptop on fire, if that's what you mean
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<Dee> i'm not in the greatest of moods today though
<mattbuck> anything we can do to help?
<Dee> do any of you know how to remove a large kidney stone from my urinary track in a way that doesn't involve trying to pee it out or having doctors stick something up my penis?
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<Dee> i can pee in a bottle backwards
<Alexander> that is an amazing thought
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<buc`afk> ive been login abused and I HATED IT
<mattbuck> i was hacked :p
<Dee> i eat babies
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<White_Bread> Hi Dee
<Dee> hi bread. i ate some of your cousins earlier with peanut butter and jam
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<Dee> yeah, you must be at least the size of eggy to play as a woman
<Dee> oooh that would have got me killed years ago
* Dee looks around sheepishly
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