Displays armour stats for mechs. Usage is as in ~imech.

<mattbuck> ~armour JM6-A
<mattbot3> mattbuck: JM6-A - Armour (Internals): [H] 9 (5)  [CT] 20/5 (21)  [LT/RT] 17/3 (15)  [LA/RA] 11 (10)  [LL/RL] 16 (15)  Type (A/I): STD / STD  Armour Weight: 8.0t  CASE: No

A selection of Invasion-related quotes. Usage is as with ~pball. All quotes can be found on the ~iball page.

<mattbuck> ~iball
<mattbot3> | ~iball 4 | <mattbuck> if we add a y, then ReLoad_Programming is an anagram of Randy_Gargle_Imp_Room
<mattbot3> | ~iball 4 | <mattbuck> Now, I don't know what that means, but it certainly sounds bad
<mattbot3> | ~iball 4 | <mattbuck> oh wait, better one:
<mattbot3> | ~iball 4 | <mattbuck> Randy_Large_Gimp_Room

Gives general mech stats. Usage is as in ~imech.

<mattbuck> ~igenstats Pouncer-H
<mattbot3> mattbuck: PO-H - Pouncer-H - 40t medium mech  Mech ID: 783  4/4 BV: 1586  Move: 6/9/5  Heatsinks: 30 (double)  Type: Clan  Tech: 3060  Sensors/ECM: 5/5  Engine: XL Fusion 240  Hands: No, no LAAs  Cost (£/IP): £9,019,500 / 12

This function allows you to obtain complete unit information for any mech in Invasion. To use it, type ~imech <unit code, name or ID>

<mattbuck> ~imech GW-1A
<mattbot3> mattbuck: GW-1A - Grey Wolf - 75t heavy mech  Mech ID: 751  4/4 BV: 2470  Move: 4/6/4  Heatsinks: 40 (double)  Type: Clan  Tech: 3067  Sensors/ECM: 5/5  Engine: XL Fusion 300  Hands: No, LAAs  Cost (£/IP): £15,501,500 / 50  Clan: Wolf
<mattbot3> mattbuck: GW-1A - Armour (Internals): [H] 9 (5)  [CT] 36/6 (23)  [LT/RT] 23/6 (16)  [LA/RA] 24 (13)  [LL/RL] 32 (17)  Type (A/I): FF / Endo  Armour Weight: 14.0t  CASE: No
<mattbot3> mattbuck: GW-1A - Weapons: C-AMS-L (CT); C-MPL (LA); C-LPL (LA); C-MPL (LT); C-MPL (RT); C-LPL (RA); C-MPL (RA); C-MPL (CT); C-TC (H)  Ammo: None  Targeting Computer: -1

You can view mechs by mech ID by typing ~imech <mech ID>. For example, to get the GW-1A stats above, you would type ~imech 751

If you request a unit mattbot3 has no knowledge of, it will attempt to find a partial match with the unit code. If there is one, it will respond with that. If however there is more than one match it will give you a list from which to choose.

<mattbuck> ~imech FS9-S8
<mattbot3> mattbuck: I couldn't find anything precisely matching your request (FS9-S8), perhaps you meant one of these? FS9-S FS9-S1

Wildcards can also be used to find units.

<mattbuck> ~imech AL*-3U
<mattbot3> mattbuck: ALB-3U - Albatross - 95t assault mech  Mech ID: 704  4/4 BV: 1296  Move: 4/6/0  Heatsinks: 28 (double)  Type: IS  Tech: 3055  Sensors/ECM: 5/5  Engine: XL Fusion 380  Hands: No, LAAs  Cost (£/IP): £25,506,813 / 19
<mattbot3> mattbuck: ALB-3U - Armour (Internals): [H] 9 (6)  [CT] 37/10 (30)  [LT/RT] 24/8 (20)  [LA/RA] 21 (16)  [LL/RL] 23 (20)  Type (A/I): STD / STD  Armour Weight: 13.0t  CASE: Yes
<mattbot3> mattbuck: ALB-3U - Weapons: ML (RA); ML (RA); LPL (RA); SRM-6 (RT); LRM-15 (RT); ER-LL (LT); LB-X-10 (LA) Ammo: 15 SRM-6 (RT); 16 LRM-15 (RT); 20 LB-X-10 (LA)

You can call up specific information using ~igenstats, ~iarmour, ~iammo, and ~iweapons. ~igenstats displays the basic unit information - mobilisation costs and the like. ~iarmour will bring up armour stats, and ~iweapons info on weapons and ammunition.

<mattbuck> ~igenstats Pouncer-H
<mattbot3> mattbuck: PO-H - Pouncer-H - 40t medium mech  Mech ID: 783  4/4 BV: 1586  Move: 6/9/5  Heatsinks: 30 (double)  Type: Clan  Tech: 3060  Sensors/ECM: 5/5  Engine: XL Fusion 240  Hands: No, no LAAs  Cost (£/IP): £9,019,500 / 12

<mattbuck> ~armour JM6-A
<mattbot3> mattbuck: JM6-A - Armour (Internals): [H] 9 (5)  [CT] 20/5 (21)  [LT/RT] 17/3 (15)  [LA/RA] 11 (10)  [LL/RL] 16 (15)  Type (A/I): STD / STD  Armour Weight: 8.0t  CASE: No

<mattbuck> ~iweapons GRF-1N
<mattbot3> mattbuck: GRF-1N - Weapons: PPC (RA) LRM-10 (RT)  Ammo: 24 LRM-10 (RT)

Allows you to search the ~imech database. You can search for IS or Clan mechs of a given move rate, and then for either a specific weapon, or mechs within a weight or BV or purchase cost range.

You search for a specific weapon using ~imsearch <Clan / IS> <Move rate> <Weapon code (as in ~iwep)>

<mattbuck> ~imsearch CLAN 4/6/0 C-ER-PPC
<mattbot3> mattbuck: CLAN mechs of move 4/6/0 with a C-ER-PPC are as follows: KG-A KG-C MAD-IIC MAD-IIC-3 MAS-P MAS-C NC-P WHM-IIC WHM-IIC-2 WHM-IIC-4

You search for a mech within a given weight range using ~imsearch <Clan / IS> <Move rate> <lower weight limit> <upper weight limit>. The upper limit must be at most 100.

<mattbuck> ~imsearch IS 3/5/3 75t 100t
<mattbot3> mattbuck: IS mechs of move 3/5/3 within weight range 75t - 100t are as follows: AKU-1XJ BKW-7R BLR-CM CNS CRK-5003-0 CRK-5003-1 CRK-5003-2 CRK-5003-C CRK-5003-CM EMP-6A HA1-A HGN-732 HGN-733 HGN-734 HGN-736 HTM-28T LGC-01 LGC-02 MAD-4A MAD-4H MAD-4S MAD-5A MAL-3R PLG-3Z PLG-4Z SGT-8R SHG-2E SHG-2F TZU-CULT-1

You search for a mech in a given 4/4 BV range using ~imsearch <Clan / IS> <Move rate> <lower BV limit> <upper BV limit>. The upper limit must be under 4000.

<mattbuck> ~imsearch CLAN 5/8/5 1500 2000
<mattbot3> mattbuck: CLAN mechs of move 5/8/5 within 4/4 BV range 1,500 - 2,000 are as follows: BH-B BH-H NBN-P NBN-A NBN-B NBN-C NBN-D PHX-IIC STKSP-1 STKSP-2 STP-P STP-D

You search for a mech in a given purchase cost range using ~imsearch <Clan / IS> <Move rate> <lower value> <upper value>

<mattbuck> ~imsearch IS 2/3/0 1,000,000 50,000,000
<mattbot3> mattbuck: IS mechs of move 2/3/0 within purchase cost range £1,000,000 - £50,000,000 are as follows: ANH-1A ANH-2A

Provides weapon and ammo info for mechs. Usage is as in ~imech.

<mattbuck> ~iweapons GRF-1N
<mattbot3> mattbuck: GRF-1N - Weapons: PPC (RA) LRM-10 (RT)  Ammo: 24 LRM-10 (RT)

This function will provide you with details of a specific weapon. Syntax is ~iwep <weapon code>

<mattbuck> ~iwep C-LPL
<mattbot3> mattbuck: (C) Large Pulse Laser (C-LPL)  Type: CLAN  Damage: 10  Heat: 10  Minimum Range: 0  Range: 6 / 14 / 20  Weight: 6.0t  To-hit Modifier: -2  Point Blank Modifier: 0

Provides a list of all mechs of a given class that mount a specific weapon. Syntax is ~iwepmlist <weapon code> <mech weight class>

<mattbuck> ~iwepmlist PPC LIGHT
<mattbot3> mattbuck: Your search (PPC LIGHT) returned 1 results: PNT-9R

This function calculates the distance between any two points on the Invasion 3042 hex map. Syntax is ~range A,B C,D

<mattbuck> ~range 15,3 48,27
<mattbot3> mattbuck: The distance between 15,3 and 48,27 is 41 hexes

generic coMMands

~8ball

This function emulates the "magic" 8ball to answer simple questions. To use it, type: ~8ball [Yes/no question / where... / when will... / when did... / how much... / how many... / why... / who... / what is... ]

<mattbuck> ~8ball is HoC to blame for Neveron being down?
<mattbot3> mattbuck: It is certain.

<mattbuck> ~8ball Where is the cheese hidden?
<mattbot3> mattbuck: Down the back of the sofa.

<mattbuck> ~8ball When will Neveron be fixed?
<mattbot3> mattbuck: Never.

<mattbuck> ~8ball Who killed the Neveron hamster?
<mattbot3> mattbuck: Randy. It's always Randy.

This function is designed to find out how much a certain text string is used in all of the various quote scripts that mattbot3 runs. Usage is as below:

<mattbuck> ~allball peel
<mattbot3> mattbuck: Found a total of 180 results, 23.7% of total. The results breakdown is as follows:
<mattbot3> mattbuck: ~dball: 0 (0.00%); ~iball: 6 (4.76%); ~nevball: 23 (6.55%); ~pball: 150 (98.0%); ~ticket: 0 (0.00%); ~oddball: 1 (6.67%)

~calc

A simple calculator capable of addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and powers.

<mattbuck> ~calc 56,285 + 44,651
<mattbot3> mattbuck: 100,936

You may call the previous answer by using an A in your equation.

<mattbuck> ~calc A * 13
<mattbot3> mattbuck: 1,312,168

~commands

Lists all current available commands.

<mattbuck> ~commands
<mattbot3> mattbuck: The following commands are available: ~commands ~help ~newbiehelp ~com ~chperm ~god ~register ~topic ~topiclock ~dotkay ~k ~kb ~ub ~blist ~calc ~colours ~idle ~8ball ~draw ~roll ~rps ~banme ~roulette ~monaco ~bet ~pball ~nevball ~ticket ~dball ~iball ~bv ~bvalter ~unitstats
<mattbot3> mattbuck: The following commands are also available: ~mechstats ~vechstats ~infstats ~genstats ~armour ~weapons ~ammo ~sensors ~upgrade ~upgradecost ~losses ~gains ~omtpop ~omtsp ~omtcost ~range ~flevel ~iwep ~imech ~igenstats ~iweapons ~iarmour ~iwepmlist

~help

Gives you a link to the main mattbot3 help page.

<mattbuck> ~help
<mattbot3> mattbuck: View mattbot3's online help at http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/mattbot3help.html - alternatively, type ~commands to get a list of all available commands.

You can view help on individual commands using ~help <command>

<mattbuck> ~help ~bv
<mattbot3> mattbuck: Help on ~bv is available at http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/mattbot3help.html#bv

~idle

This allows you to find the idle time for any IRC user.

<mattbuck> ~idle Tigre
<mattbot3> mattbuck: Tigre has been idle for 7mins 40secs

~pball

The ~pball function gives you a replay of one of Peel's worst (best) moments. All ~pball quotes can be seen on the ~pball page. Simply typing the standard command will play a random quote from the database.

<mattbuck> ~pball
<mattbot3> | ~pball 26 | <Commando> hi im peel, i have pubic lice

If you follow the command with a number, it will play that specific quote.

<mattbuck> ~pball 12
<mattbot3> | ~pball 12 | <Peel> and you never stuck 2 fingers up my arse :-(

New quotes are added semi-regularly. To play the latest, simply follow the command with latest

<mattbuck> ~pball latest
<mattbot3> | ~pball 137 | <Peel> weird
<mattbot3> | ~pball 137 | <Peel> you knob dogs
<mattbot3> | ~pball 137 | <weird> i deny that accusation vehemently
<mattbot3> | ~pball 137 | <weird> in fact I think you knob macca
<mattbot3> | ~pball 137 | <weird> we saw the pics

You may also search for specific words within the database. Use the command followed by your search parameters. mattbot3 will display a list of quotes containing all those words.

<mattbuck> ~pball WoB
<mattbot3> mattbuck: The following quotes matched your search (WoB): 34 35 38 40 54 59 81 82 84 87 91 92 93 94 95 96 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 110 113

You can view the relevant quotes page using ~pball URL.

<mattbuck> ~pball URL
<mattbot3> mattbuck: View all ~pball quotes at http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/pball.html